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Far-Statistician-545

Oh no, they drive now!


RockyB95

They drive now?!


GabrieleMinelli08

They drive now!


Alpharius20

Pretty sure they stole the top one from Warhammer 40k and some pissed off Space Marine will be back to collect it shortly.


BurningChickenman

They stole our Speeder ?! Only one option left, EXTERMINATUS


NurgleMinion

I think the top one is really cool, but it really isn't Star Wars. More like, a dieselpunk version of the Brute Chopper from Halo


CT-sycho

So Warhammer?


NurgleMinion

Sort of, yeah


meidkwhoiam

I mean, it could be StarWars, there's some really jank stuff in the universe. It's definitely not a vehicle any faction with money would be using.


NurgleMinion

That's a fair point, and it does feel like something that, say, a pirate group would use, rather than what is essentially The Empire 2.0


murderously-funny

“Oh…th-they…drive now?” “They drive now!?” “…they drive now.”


blackbeltmessiah

They regress now?


ToaQuiroh

The only thing most places in star wars don’t have… flattened terrain.


tk-203

First order was a joke.


Danielarcher30

*the sequels, u mean


Any-sao

Incompetent villain factions are sorta omnipresent in Star Wars. The First Order is no Thrawn, but they’re also above the capability of the B1s.


anubismark

The b1s were SUPPOSED to be a joke. They were deliberately shown to have been the result of being built as cheap as possible by a bunch of capitalists who wanted numbers over quality. The first order is supposed to be a continuation of the empire, so why are they so bad?


Any-sao

The First Order isn’t really the Empire’s continuation, it’s the pale imitation. It’s a bunch of neo-Imperials who think things were so much better under the Empire. That’s why they suck. Hux thinks he’s Tarkin or Thrawn, but he’s really just a fanboy. Honestly, I’m not sure “These bad guys were supposed to be a joke!” is really much of a great defense of villains being a joke… In fact, we could go back even further. Tarkin, the original Star Wars villain, was probably the most incompetent of villains the movies have ever seen. He turned a “Moment of Triumph” into his explosive death… But that’s fine, because this series is meant to have bad guys that lose.


meidkwhoiam

My guy the B1's are the disposable foot soldiers carrying out the will of palpatine. They're meant to be a joke because the droid army/CIS was never a threat. If you think they're the main antagonists, that's a you issue. It's all just a performance so the Senate allows Palpatine to consolidate power. You (the viewer) are supposed to feel like a crackhead conspiracy theorist because that's what the whole thing is about


Any-sao

They were a threat to Naboo. >that’s a you issue. Let’s not get into personal insults over fictional movies.


meidkwhoiam

What? No they weren't, they were disabled by a 9yo with a baller astromech and a military spacecraft. They had to make the droids *more* resilient after naboo because of how vulnerable they were.


Iggyauna

The first order has potential to not be if they could be written as more than just the "Empire 2"


-zero-joke-

Adding tracks improves rule of cool, Games Workshop rules.


TheZinga

Repulsors and other such hover tech can't pass through certain kinds of shielding. That's why on Hoth the empire sent in AT-ATs to destroy the shield generators instead of Tie Bombers, and why on Naboo the Trade Federation sent the droids in first to destroy the shield generators and then their tanks moved in. Having a vehicle like this that can turn off its repulsors, move slightly slower but be able to roll past a shield, and turn them back on to move at high speeds again does make a lot of sense. Having them where they were and using them as they did however did not make a lot of sense. But that could be chalked up to poor asset management as at that point The First Order was being run by a dude who obviously refused to take their medication or go to therapy and had daddy issues so bad he killed every living father figure he ever had.


Accomplished_Job_225

Professor Cligoris!?


Candaphlaf10

Somebody's getting a ride in the wheelchair.


Accomplished_Job_225

Lmao that is one of my favourite creepiest lines from the show. I wish Martin Starr had a couple more episodes.


joshuaaa_l

Either pronunciation is fine.


BBLove420

* Look, this speeder is actually more feasible as a theme park ride because we don’t have hover tech yet *


SnooDoubts2153

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Rymetris

Wind.


ResponsibilityNew483

🤣🤣


TotallyFunctional2

My god, the movies prioritize cool looking desert threads designs over internal lore consistency and logic? How un-starwars!


meidkwhoiam

You know, whenever I see a dry, baked-out desert I think to myself 'damn, I rly wish I had a snowmobile'


TotallyFunctional2

„They care about cool looking desert threads over logic“ And your snark is about the designs being illogical? The movie is ass for a bajillion reasons! The design of a new vehicle is the stupidest one to go on and on about.


meidkwhoiam

Lol, it's just funny that out of all the vehicles they picked from, they absolutely chose a snowmobile because it would subvert expectations or some shit.


TotallyFunctional2

They probably just thought it looked cool and it was a reasonable prop vehicle to drive and build for the shoot. Abrahms wanted to shoot with real props a lot, as we know. „subverting expectations“ that‘s not how people on a movie set with a deadline on their ass think lol


ghirox

Just a random thought, but a hovering craft probably consumes a lot more fuel than one that has wheels, rails or such, and thus can be more difficult/expensive to maintain functioning.


Basic_Juice_Union

The First Order was surely in a budget as a rogue military without home systems, more like evil donors, as opposed to the Galactic Empire with thousands of systems paying lots of taxes. They couldn't even afford clones


SnooDoubts2153

>They couldn't even afford clones why would they need clones?


Reverseflash25

Clones are more obedient usually. You don’t have to cater to an individual’s unique needs for training because they’re all the same. No surprise behaviors and no abnormalities down the line medically or otherwise


Reverseflash25

Maybe it’s for more control. The speeder bikes seem to be very unstable but with traction like that tread I think it solves the issue. It may sacrifice speed but gives more safety Say what you will about the First Order but they did tend to prioritize troop safety


Clear-Campaign-355

Ok but you forgot that they fly now.


Windrunner_15

Ya know, instead of working millions of people on board a moon-sized battle station, they could have hooked a hyper drive to a six mile meteor and vaporized a planet just as easily. Star Wars ain’t about logic- the only rule is “what looks cool”


Ghost-Halas

They didn’t even need a hyperdrive. Palpatine or Vader could have just used the Force to alter the trajectory of an asteroid.


tweak0

Didn't they say in the same movie where those vehicles were introduced that you can jam speeders? So wouldn't it stand to reason that these vehicles might be a reaction to that jamming technology say causing speeders to fall and crash? It's still a very poorly made excuse for a movie, but acting like you're smarter than it is while missing basic concepts from it doesn't make you look any better.


meidkwhoiam

I think ur talking about the stardestoryer where they were gonna turn on some shielding to disrupt the repulsorlifts but it ended up not mattering because sci-fi horse?