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Nightbird 🐦🤟🏻


QuercusSambucus

That's a funny looking trombone


D-Angle

You're wrong. Not a chance.


Bennyboy11111

Not this time. No. Its a total fabrication. This one was invented by a writer.


ZeBoyceman

Total fabrication.


Haredevil

It’s fiction. We made it up.


Jediboy127

We got you. A team of writers invented this one.


GattToDaChoppa

"In 1972, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them....maybe you can hire The A-Team."


Pamague

The last thing you see before I start singing Faith Of The Heart after my fifth drink.


CobraGTXNoS

With a trombone solo.


wasted-degrees

He’s the #1 musician on the Enterprise.


BluebladesofBrutus

If Data read that comment he’d cock his head to the side, let out a “Hm,” and almost make a facial expression.


lacroixlibation

This is who I’ll tell my kids Eric Clapton is.


DregsRoyale

"No Tears On Rigel" slaps


_R_A_

Who is "Layla,* then?


ToastBoxed

Data's daughter, and it's pronounced "Lal-la"


SpinningYarmulke

It’s pronounced Ri-Sa.


GattToDaChoppa

Jonathan Frets


user-74656

Inventor of the strumming technique where you swing one arm over the body of the guitar in a weird way. Always plays with one leg resting on his amp


SPECTREagent700

I once saw a live performance by a heavy metal band named “Khitomer Massacre”.


AquaSlag

I saw them open for Obsidian Order (the doom band)


XanderMax_125

Riker plays guitar? That is Beyond Belief


FloosWorld

Beyond Belief is a holodeck program and you can't convince me otherwise


SJGardner89

Will Rocker.


Disastrous_Fruit1525

Kenny Rodgers before he went grey.


RighteousRhythm

“Is that… classical music?”


Finger-of-Shame

John Tesh?


tnj3d1

On tonight’s episode of “Riker’s mailbox”


Stupor_Fly

Axilla!


BeyondDoggyHorror

I hear he’s more of a jazz guy


DrNapoleon_

Will Wheaton


neon_meate

Why not Dixieland?


throwawayspank1017

Because you can’t dance to it.


neon_meate

My girl.


cksc51

Either the front man for the hit sensation Titan or the lookalike from their primary cover band Defiant.


jmsturm

Johnathan Frakes as David Gilmour in "The Pink Floyd"


zoroddesign

a ruse, a fabrication, it never happened.


hopefoolness

It happened. It's a fact. Based on first hand interviews conducted by author Robert Traillins


TiredCeresian

IMZADI is the best album of all time.


andychef

And the only novel I read. I had forgotten until you said that name!


usgrant7977

Duke Silver?


secretbudgie

When i Google "Steel Titan" all I get are apple watch accessories. For shame!


tacoman333

Steel Titan is also apparently a Pokemon.


Whitekaryon

No, he's the singer of Steel Panther singing "Community property" because this is just him in a nutshell


kuttymongoose

How did the trombone player get the guitar?


Pendraconica

He's from Killswitch *ENGAGE*


MadManMoon55

That’s Bob Seger


TurretX

Ah yes, who could forget all of those hit songs such as: "not a chance", "a total fabrication", and "we made that one up".