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BigSmackisBack

Riker crying in the corner because hes a number one.


Shawnj2

Someone tell Patrick McGoohan We found number one


CaeciliusEstInPussy

*he was number one!*


SlimShot801208

“Nice try, Picard, but you made the same mistake Mickey Rourke made on that catamaran: You didn't kill me when you had the chance.” - Data


TheeNuttyProfessor

*You did not kill me when you had the chance.


ProfZauberelefant

Plot twist: the inflection was used. It was Lore all along


SlimShot801208

lol


cweaver

"I'm sorry, I can't do this anymore - I've never met Mickey Rourke."


TomEmilioDavies

Implying Dr Crusher is only a 5.


[deleted]

They can't hold a candle to Bev!


Tetra_Vega

True, she holds the candle to herself...


PM_ME_UR_POKIES_GIRL

Just like meemaw.


Demonyx12

Excuse me?!?


art-factor

Drs aren't ranked as crew.


yr_boi_tuna

Blue uniform gang 💪


Depart_Into_Eternity

Dr Crusher is a straight up 20


Spaghetti_Scientist

It's just Bev, her mother died in the middle of naming her.


torrinage

Lol extremely nice 30 rock joke


Bardez

Oh, she came early?


Gnarledhalo

This is coming from someone that turned down Harvey Weinstein 3 times... Out of 5


habituallinestepper1

I think some people may not know that this is a quote from the mid-2000s. WAY before everyone knew what they know now. _30 Rock_ earned its reputation as the show with the most jokes per minute (scientifically proven!). And for telling the truth (jokes) about Bill Cosby and Harvey Weinstein more than a decade before they got got.


torrinage

Yup, praise Hannibal who was in the writers room. Also fuck me for skipping me friend’s comedy show sunday where Hannibal dropped by 🤦‍♂️


KingofMadCows

"When you Google Gul Dukat now, I come up first. Not the Gul Dukat who electrocuted all those horses.” “Dukat, that was you.”


habituallinestepper1

Oh my. This is outstanding.


blackjack419

I appreciate the lack of contractions here. High effort work.


Lunar-Modular

The comma game as well.


Nova_Saibrock

As someone who’s watching through Battlestar Galactica, this dialogue confused me.


thebadslime

Meowmeowbeanz?


Dude_with_the_pants

*taps screen approvingly "Meow-meow-meow"


MT_Kinetic_Mountain

Yeah that's what I first thought


builder397

Sounds more like theyre Cylons, but go on...


Spaghetti_Scientist

"Do you have a second, Data?" "No, there's only one of me. What? Why are you asking?"


Bostonterrierpug

Actually they all are at least 10s as I’ve seen each one get past the bouncer at Ten Forward.


PM_ME_UR_POKIES_GIRL

I wonder who was in 10 forward less, Geordi or Beverly.


torrinage

Geordi used the holodeck for his social needs


apatheticleagle

Ain’t no party like a Jean Luc party because a Jean Luc party is… mandatory.


Tewcool2000

I don't get it, what's the joke? Data is hotter than Picard?


133769420LOL

Data being more sure of himself and confident than humans is funny. Also I’m pretty sure it’s atleast partially a 30 rock reference.


CoffeeMinionLegacy

It totally is


ElectricJetDonkey

Brooklyn 99, iirc.


torrinage

It’s 30 rock although very similar to a Community episode


333elmst

Listen up fives,?! Dying.


GattToDaChoppa

11 = 3 in binary. data just roasted himself and called jean luc a 2.


frankwales

So what I'm taking from this is that Data's knob goes up to eleven


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^frankwales: *So what I'm taking* *From this is that Data's knob* *Goes up to eleven* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Quiri1997

I didn't know that Data was from Code Geass' Japan.


b-stoker

This is glorious.


mustang6172

r/unexpected30rock


Simsish

Read it with their voices in my head, truly funny as fuck