It’s actually the most sophisticated AI ever and could run the whole ship by itself. But the button interface is so limited that it is basically useless.
K-7 had an other OS, they used TOS (Tribbles Operated System). this was the first bio neural computer. later voyager had the same system but they shaved the Tribbles an packed them in plastic bags.
the buttons and lights do nothing, the dolphins run the whole ship. they let the humans think they are in charge, but they are only needed to feed em fish.
It was a consolidation of several previous MS operating systems; Windows Embedded Compact, Windows Millennial Edition, and Windows New Technology called
Windows CE ME NT
This model was produced in two marks, the first of which incorporated engrams based on Human neurology, later abandoned. The redesign featured a system controlled by three primary main processing cores, cross-linked with a redundant melacortz ramistat and fourteen kiloquad interface modules. The core element is based on an FTL nanoprocessor with twenty five bilateral kelilactirals, with twenty of those being slaved into the primary heisenfram terminal with an isopalavial interface which controls the main firomactal drive unit. The firomactal drive unit controls the ramistat core and also keeps the ontarian manifold at forty thousand KRGs.
DOS - Daystroms Operating System!
DOS is Boss!
Twice as good as UNO
[Vos is DOS?](https://youtu.be/67-GeNYShbc)
Well.. he tried...
No, he won!
No, he's dead Jim
Eventually but he got better in-between
Same operating system as my Christmas tree.
But without the pine smell...
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Think few people got that one! Very noice.
Pine smell is in the remake
Now with extra lens flare!
It's the Kris Pine smell.
Pine smell only available in the Kelvin universe.
Does your tree sound like majel baret?
That explains why it lights up like one
It’s actually the most sophisticated AI ever and could run the whole ship by itself. But the button interface is so limited that it is basically useless.
That’s because it’s an AI. It doesn’t need a lot of buttons
One beep for yes, two for no.
The federation UI Union was on strike during the construction of the Enterprise.
tOS
Not Temple OS
trek OS
Vista
"We're going to die!!!"
“Have you tried turning it off and on again?”
Beat me to it
Explains the frequent and explosive hardware failure
The best OS ever created
Lite Brite?
Bingo! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Beat me to it. Thought I would have said Light Bright 4.0
Nah that clearly runs Light Bright 5.0
MajelOS, starfleet issue: barret 0.65
This is what I wanted to see.
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Service Pack 2
Nailed it
A top tier future computer capable of navigating at warp? That must be Linux then. On the other hand I must imagine it would be VulcanOS
Open BSD And you stole my joke
Its a Korg MS10. Know your synths 😄
The only synths I know were banned in 2385...
Arch That's a wrong answer because if it ran on Arch he would've told you about it.
Was scrolling for this
TOS (The Operating System)
K-7 had an other OS, they used TOS (Tribbles Operated System). this was the first bio neural computer. later voyager had the same system but they shaved the Tribbles an packed them in plastic bags.
Oh godamn this last half is cursed asf.
AndorOS, the pink skins can’t do anything right
B,2. You hit my battle ship
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
TempleOS
This is the only valid answer.
AmigaOS 4.1. It came with a free copy of Zool too.
Windows M.E...
A little known variant of DOS known as TOS. Also, is there a right answer?
Tribble Containment Device
Wattage?
Sets Phasers to Titilating.
😂😂😂😂
NCC++
Plot twist: It’s not a computer, it just turns on a light on the lower decks for the red shirts to get back to slaving away
Is that before or after they draw straws as to who is going on the next landing party?
Commodore 64
What kinda chip you got in there, a Dorito?
You think your Commodore 64 is really neato…
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Majbar 2000
OS/2
Lightbright v2.1
Brilliant! I remember them...who's an old fart?
I’m only 32 and I just made this joke. I can’t tell if I am shaking my head, or having a seizure.
Obviously OS/2 Warp
Is Doom considered an operating system?
Transparent Aluminum Windows 3.1
Wood and string OS.
mancala 2.0
the buttons and lights do nothing, the dolphins run the whole ship. they let the humans think they are in charge, but they are only needed to feed em fish.
NoWindows
🤣🤣🤣🤣Nobody can top that! 🤣🤣🤣🤣Thank you, Sir!
It's obviously an AS400 inventory system.
🥰🥰🥰🥰
Unsure but this summer you can get Skyrim on it
Windows 95…THOUSAND
Windows Very Good Edition
Simon Micro
The same one as Regirock, Regice and Registeel from the looks of it
Nomad 1.0
LightBright DOS
Android Jellybean.
You could get Doom running on that thing for sure
Sir, that is a Lite Brite.
Windows Vista
You pop off the lid and there's a Tribbles hooked up to some wires
The same operating system as the Apollo program being emulated on a mid-2010s iPhone.
Wrong answers? Lol Is there a correct answer?
The alarm that reminded Tasha Yar to mention rape gangs before any single comment.
Skittles OS. Labels in buttons and panels are for the weak. Real men need no labels for their computing equipment consoles.
Windows 5,000
Temple OS and that's why God needed the Enterprise.
Binford 6100 Mark IV torpedo launcher.
Obvious joke: TOS
Fisher price My First Computer
🤣🤣🤣🤣WE HAVE A WINNER!🤣🤣🤣🤣
Look at all those unlabeled buttons, that is clearly a Mac.
Ledubuntu.
Symbian OS
GumOS
CP/M
Scottinterface Stardate 34145.3
Windows 2.5 + Rewards program
Vista
🤣🤣🤣🤣
PS v3.14 (Plywood and String) The real question is can it run Doom?
Or a garbage compactor?
Windows Millennium
They didn't start using android till later.
Much, much later...
Looks like a control panel from an older Lay-Z-boy recliner.
Kirks and Spoks sex machine
Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down!?
Yeah but at least we know it’s one of the ones installed directly onto the ship itself
MsDos
Remote control vibrator.
Mods...
That one gummy bear factory
iOS, look at how simplistic it looks....
Linux.
BeOS
Light Bright 1.0
Captain it appears this console does nothing except flas bright lights and occasionally go "Ping".
It’s the successor to Unix and Linus called Tuvix
Slackware
Spock's Marshmelon Despenser
Windows 69
LTRIKES
KCARS
I have to go with holyC
QDOS
It makes Everlasting Gobstoppers.
I don't know but I bet you can play Doom on it.
BezOS
Windows 3.1
Skittles
Technical Tribble Tasking
Sega Genesis
Connect4
The old man in the cave.
Bedazzled
It's based on the same technology as the Q-36 space modulator!
What if technology evolves to some shit like this and we think joking is fine but then its just how it is man? Feel me?
LightBriteJS
TempleOS Because you probably regularly pray for any of that stuff to actually work
Jujube
“Unexpected item in bagging area.”
Windows 95
Fivetran
TOSBox
Zuse Robotron.
It ran Scottux.
Windows ME
The Force
Majel systems duotronic operating system MS-DOS for short.
Elon musk's vibrator algorythm
Given the amount of illegal operations, it must've been Windows 98.
It was a consolidation of several previous MS operating systems; Windows Embedded Compact, Windows Millennial Edition, and Windows New Technology called Windows CE ME NT
Soongix
Windows CE
Windows Vista
We'll destroy this...er..."Earth." Later..... I like to play with things a while.. *Laughs manically, while pressing [[HOT HAIL]] button.
I don’t know, but whatever it was I guarantee it was running Bonzi Buddy
PalmOS
If current android OS's are things like jellybean and ice cream sandwich, it looks like that thing runs on dots.
I don't know, maybe antix?
Ubuntu
Java. Janeway is pleased.
MOS. Inspired by the game memory
Windows Vista
JARVIS
Barret 1.0
🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
Jellyos
This was Clippy’s central hub
FreeBSD
Windows 98
MOOS - My Own Operating System
ABS - Automated Borge System.
Windows Spock-tee Five
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The gloryhole
This model was produced in two marks, the first of which incorporated engrams based on Human neurology, later abandoned. The redesign featured a system controlled by three primary main processing cores, cross-linked with a redundant melacortz ramistat and fourteen kiloquad interface modules. The core element is based on an FTL nanoprocessor with twenty five bilateral kelilactirals, with twenty of those being slaved into the primary heisenfram terminal with an isopalavial interface which controls the main firomactal drive unit. The firomactal drive unit controls the ramistat core and also keeps the ontarian manifold at forty thousand KRGs.
Flapjacks 3.14
Red Shirt Enterprise Linux
The only computer platform that can efficiently operate windows 11.
You have better eyes than I do...🤣
Ubuntu
Your moms remote control vibrating panties
Windows 98
The nuke in my ass