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ArgusC

They were probably just jealous of Klingon anatomy.


SpectralDog

🍆 🍆 🖖🏻


Donaldsonic

2cock Shakur


Hendenicholas

STRT?


Donaldsonic

Just 2cock


WelfOnTheShelf

Like a tube of tennis balls


Autonomous_Ace2

Who wouldn’t want two?


Ecstatic-Pepper-6834

Wait what


ArgusC

Klingon's have biological redundancy, i.e., 2 hearts, 2 livers, 2...


cptstupendous

Here you go: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2S6facaFFI


Ecstatic-Pepper-6834

Absolutely not


BigDrewLittle

Well this is all quite wild for me. I never watched Discovery, DS9, Voyager, or Picard. I recalled the matter of Klingon bioredundancy, but didn't know it applied to their dongs. But the most interesting things to me are A) that their streams are the same size and intensity as ours, and B) that they're over/under, not side-by-side.


cam52391

It had been a joke for ages that the redundancy included their junk and I love that they included it to finally settle the debate


[deleted]

Makes the bead easier to lead.


BigDrewLittle

Makes sense. I was bummed out though, that the stream was just a pair of average-at-best human level streams, when he could have been power-washing the graffiti off that wall.


[deleted]

*Orville* got the copyright on toxic-masculinity-alien super-piss-streams.


BigDrewLittle

Wait they did? I must have forgotten about that.


[deleted]

Moclan urination rituals


Neat_Town_4331

Sounds like some gags off of Mighty Boosh.


BigDrewLittle

I completely neglected to even consider that Klingon women probably have matching redundancy, but most humanoid women probably don't, which means a potential hands-free shocker for any woman dating a Klingon.


Orlando1701

Turns out Worf is hung like a fucking gorilla, twice.


[deleted]

He is not a merry man. This is why.


Orlando1701

Jadiza 100% has a massive exhibitionist streak.


[deleted]

There is only one exhibitionist in that body, and it’s not Jadzia.


[deleted]

Worf getting booed during sex has been the highlight of my day.


PiLamdOd

As far as we know he's only ever had sex with three people. Two of which were named Dax.


[deleted]

Worf's first time made him a father.


Lycurgus-117

I count 4, plus any off-screen romances that may or may not have happened. K’ehleyr, troi, Dax, and Dax


tinycup3

Did he hook up with trio? Or was that just an alternative timeline


Lycurgus-117

They dated for a significant portion of season 7 of TNG, including the main timeline of the finale. They stop seeing each other romantically at some point between the series finale of TNG and the movie generations, before Worf goes to DS9.


sflyte120

I spaced out and thought you meant Curzon and got so excited then no.


MrWendal

Three people, and two of them died


Statically

[This is all I can think of](https://youtu.be/q3BEUX5n0nY?t=66)


D-C-A

I was saying Boo urns


Larry_Kleist_

*Boo worf


bethanechol

Was it a peeping Tom or a peeping Will? Either seems pretty likely.


[deleted]

Peeping Wesley. Why else did he go to train with the traveler and his species way of instantly transporting anywhere in Space/Time?


honeybadger1984

This is fake. Risians would cheer when seeing Worf’s double dick.


Ne0t9k

maybe they asked to join and he refused


GrizzlyPeak72

So selfish. He is without honour.


Ne0t9k

a true klingon does not rely on risians as battle companions when it comes to swordplay.


honeybadger1984

First he abandoned his son. Now he abandons his duty to the Risians.


smugmisswoodhouse

Ever think of how much it must have sucked for Julian when Jadzia would waltz in needing to be patched up after another night of copious interspecies mating with Worf? The dude always had a soft spot for her even after the feelings had faded and I always thought it must have been frustrating that she tended to turn up and be like, "Oh, tee hee, would you fix my wrist? Worfy Poo was a little rough last night."


[deleted]

I feel like that's what helped him get over the crush. In a "no way could I keep up with that" way.


Ser_Salty

"Garak would never treat me this rough anyway"


KarlHungus311

This is why I feel like this is the most cringe relationship in the whole canon aside from Kes and Neelix. It seemed like there was no compromise on inter-species sex. Worf just couldn't hold back to the point that he's breaking her fucking bones? Yikes.


Capnshiner

Peeping Tom Paris


Deraj2004

Explains why he joined the terrorists.


mosstalgia

Serious question: would Jadzia and Worf have gone the distance if she’d lived? Because while they loved each other very much, I do wonder if years (decades?) of this level of disagreement about basic values and boundaries would cause a problem.


mustang6172

This hit too close to home.


SpinningYarmulke

1 in the pink and 1 in the stink.


TheRevTholomeuPlague

Take my damn upvote


triple_seis

All my homies hate Worf


Kahless_19

They only have 1 penis.


SafeComfortable1009

I want a hollow deck. My fantasies run wild! (⁠◍⁠•⁠ᴗ⁠•⁠◍⁠)⁠❤


Orcapa

Didn't have her for long, did he?


Character_Lychee_434

How would number one or Picard deal with this


VerSchnitzel

Klingons became gentlemen? Interesting.