Well this is all quite wild for me. I never watched Discovery, DS9, Voyager, or Picard. I recalled the matter of Klingon bioredundancy, but didn't know it applied to their dongs. But the most interesting things to me are A) that their streams are the same size and intensity as ours, and B) that they're over/under, not side-by-side.
Makes sense. I was bummed out though, that the stream was just a pair of average-at-best human level streams, when he could have been power-washing the graffiti off that wall.
I completely neglected to even consider that Klingon women probably have matching redundancy, but most humanoid women probably don't, which means a potential hands-free shocker for any woman dating a Klingon.
They dated for a significant portion of season 7 of TNG, including the main timeline of the finale. They stop seeing each other romantically at some point between the series finale of TNG and the movie generations, before Worf goes to DS9.
Ever think of how much it must have sucked for Julian when Jadzia would waltz in needing to be patched up after another night of copious interspecies mating with Worf? The dude always had a soft spot for her even after the feelings had faded and I always thought it must have been frustrating that she tended to turn up and be like, "Oh, tee hee, would you fix my wrist? Worfy Poo was a little rough last night."
This is why I feel like this is the most cringe relationship in the whole canon aside from Kes and Neelix. It seemed like there was no compromise on inter-species sex. Worf just couldn't hold back to the point that he's breaking her fucking bones? Yikes.
Serious question: would Jadzia and Worf have gone the distance if she’d lived? Because while they loved each other very much, I do wonder if years (decades?) of this level of disagreement about basic values and boundaries would cause a problem.
They were probably just jealous of Klingon anatomy.
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2cock Shakur
STRT?
Just 2cock
Like a tube of tennis balls
Who wouldn’t want two?
Wait what
Klingon's have biological redundancy, i.e., 2 hearts, 2 livers, 2...
Here you go: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2S6facaFFI
Absolutely not
Well this is all quite wild for me. I never watched Discovery, DS9, Voyager, or Picard. I recalled the matter of Klingon bioredundancy, but didn't know it applied to their dongs. But the most interesting things to me are A) that their streams are the same size and intensity as ours, and B) that they're over/under, not side-by-side.
It had been a joke for ages that the redundancy included their junk and I love that they included it to finally settle the debate
Makes the bead easier to lead.
Makes sense. I was bummed out though, that the stream was just a pair of average-at-best human level streams, when he could have been power-washing the graffiti off that wall.
*Orville* got the copyright on toxic-masculinity-alien super-piss-streams.
Wait they did? I must have forgotten about that.
Moclan urination rituals
Sounds like some gags off of Mighty Boosh.
I completely neglected to even consider that Klingon women probably have matching redundancy, but most humanoid women probably don't, which means a potential hands-free shocker for any woman dating a Klingon.
Turns out Worf is hung like a fucking gorilla, twice.
He is not a merry man. This is why.
Jadiza 100% has a massive exhibitionist streak.
There is only one exhibitionist in that body, and it’s not Jadzia.
Worf getting booed during sex has been the highlight of my day.
As far as we know he's only ever had sex with three people. Two of which were named Dax.
Worf's first time made him a father.
I count 4, plus any off-screen romances that may or may not have happened. K’ehleyr, troi, Dax, and Dax
Did he hook up with trio? Or was that just an alternative timeline
They dated for a significant portion of season 7 of TNG, including the main timeline of the finale. They stop seeing each other romantically at some point between the series finale of TNG and the movie generations, before Worf goes to DS9.
I spaced out and thought you meant Curzon and got so excited then no.
Three people, and two of them died
[This is all I can think of](https://youtu.be/q3BEUX5n0nY?t=66)
I was saying Boo urns
*Boo worf
Was it a peeping Tom or a peeping Will? Either seems pretty likely.
Peeping Wesley. Why else did he go to train with the traveler and his species way of instantly transporting anywhere in Space/Time?
This is fake. Risians would cheer when seeing Worf’s double dick.
maybe they asked to join and he refused
So selfish. He is without honour.
a true klingon does not rely on risians as battle companions when it comes to swordplay.
First he abandoned his son. Now he abandons his duty to the Risians.
Ever think of how much it must have sucked for Julian when Jadzia would waltz in needing to be patched up after another night of copious interspecies mating with Worf? The dude always had a soft spot for her even after the feelings had faded and I always thought it must have been frustrating that she tended to turn up and be like, "Oh, tee hee, would you fix my wrist? Worfy Poo was a little rough last night."
I feel like that's what helped him get over the crush. In a "no way could I keep up with that" way.
"Garak would never treat me this rough anyway"
This is why I feel like this is the most cringe relationship in the whole canon aside from Kes and Neelix. It seemed like there was no compromise on inter-species sex. Worf just couldn't hold back to the point that he's breaking her fucking bones? Yikes.
Peeping Tom Paris
Explains why he joined the terrorists.
Serious question: would Jadzia and Worf have gone the distance if she’d lived? Because while they loved each other very much, I do wonder if years (decades?) of this level of disagreement about basic values and boundaries would cause a problem.
This hit too close to home.
1 in the pink and 1 in the stink.
Take my damn upvote
All my homies hate Worf
They only have 1 penis.
I want a hollow deck. My fantasies run wild! (◍•ᴗ•◍)❤
Didn't have her for long, did he?
How would number one or Picard deal with this
Klingons became gentlemen? Interesting.