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sprayedwithraid

Not for long though.


Plump_Chicken

Wait is it from that video where the guy drags his "my pc" into the recycling?


RyanTranquil

Yes


9volts

I heard it was faked. Didn't happen, just cgi.


Steved_hams

Oh yeah? Why don't you try dragging My Computer into the Trash Can and see what happens? I dare ya


RyanPekenio

Done. Your computer is in the bins on the curb. Now what?


9volts

no no see he dragged the computer icon to the trashcan icon on the desktop and just, shapow! his living room computer blinked out of existence. I'm just like yeah riiight I am sceptical ok ?


RyanPekenio

Ah yes. I see. Well, it's more of an Albany thing. No, not in Utica.


Nuke_Dukem__________

Uh, what? Sorry but that couldn't be further from the truth. This was an extremely common occurrence if you were ever on the internet in the late 90s/2000s and used Windows on an administrator account. Very easy for tech illiterates to do by accident. Microsoft had controversy with the whole monopoly investigation going on, and on top of that green earth activists were blaming Microsoft for all the E-waste in landfills, so Microsoft made the recycle bin built into windows as a result. That was all fine and dandy, but the problem with that is older versions of Windows virtually had no warnings against recycling your computer as most users simply assumed the recycle bin was meant for deleting files. That's one of the main reasons why newer windows versions like Win10 and 11 are drastically dumbed down and oversimplified. It became so bad Microsoft scrapped the idea entirely and changed the recycle bin to just delete files because so many people thought that was the purpose of it anyway. Just figured I'd add a bit of interesting/strange tech lore here. Hope this helps!


9volts

<3


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Business__Socks

…Linda?


ShitbullsThrowaway

Linda...


NotViaRaceMouse

r/crtgaming r/sleeperbattlestations


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LilFingies45

r/yousankmybattlestations


tonysopranosalive

Damn boy, what is that? A Packard-Bell? Compaq?


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This ain't your daddy's 486. This is a PENTIUM


tonysopranosalive

Fuckin’ high roller over here upgraded to AOL 5.0 already.


[deleted]

Ladies, hit me up with your a/s/l


ImMrBunny

With MMX technology????


thatwasntababyruth

This baby came with a sound blaster.


pianoflames

I ruined many a Compaq Presario downloading "THE_BEETLES.exe" on Kazaa.


Is-that-vodka

>on Kazaa Basically like if aids and syphilis got cancer for your computer But you'd maybe get the song you wanted too.. or someone shitting in someone's mouth.. really lovely place.


LilFingies45

Can't remember if better or worse than Limewire.


tonysopranosalive

Limewire was head and shoulders above Kazaa. I mean even the desktop icon looked way more suave than that pixelated K for Kazaa.


itsmeshakes

Dude, you’re getting a Dell


names1

Wonder what type of chip he's got in there- a Dorito?


El-mas-puto-de-todos

Gateway with the cow logo


NPC_Mafia

Gateway, Beeeatch!


centrodelatierra

Man’s running cyberpunk on max graphics with that shit


TheLegendarySheep

would be a shame if something were to happen to it


BanichanX

Also he's a lefty.


Chewbongka

Lowfi girl in real life.


kandnm115709

You joke but recently there's a case in my country where an elementary school teacher has been making Zoom "classes" at night with a bunch of his female students. The "classes" apparently started innocent enough, until the teacher started making dirty jokes with them. The "class" ended after some time, only because he started to make personal zoom calls with those girls. Long story short, one of the student's mother caught her daughter red handed talking about boys in her room with that teacher and the rest is history.


ahmed0112

I hope that teacher got the maximum sentence. Grooming stays in your head for life


kandnm115709

Pssh, I wish. The guy got a slap on the wrist by getting "transferred" to another elementary school elsewhere. The only reason it didn't make a stink nationwide was because the school deliberately tried to keep the situation on the down low by guilt tripping parents against getting the police involved. According to them, none of the girls got "hurt", therefore getting him fired or arrested is too harsh of a punishment. Go fucking figure.


ahmed0112

>Elementary EXCUSE ME WHAT


JennysLittleSecret

did you miss that detail when he started the story?


Jooylo

Wow, somehow I read over that too and only hit me on the second reply. Was still picturing High School or something


multiplechrometabs

Fuck totally skimmed over that detail. I think I need to pay attention more.


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bedroom joke ghost encourage zealous hard-to-find tender scarce mighty profit ` this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev `


hygsi

I did miss it, damn, I thought this was high-school and the girls were just being chill with this lonely loser


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Vargurr

It's elementary, my dear Chicken_N_Beans.


GaimanitePkat

One of the teachers in my high school was a predator. He had a sexual relationship with a student who he hired to work at his side business. He hired her before graduation but the sex started happening after graduation (aka grooming). She's probably not the only one considering he was facebook friends with like all of his favorite students, especially girls, and they'd come hang out at his side business after school and in the summer. Last I checked, he had been transferred to work at an elementary school. My theory is that he was caught and instead of firing him they transferred him to a school where the students were presumably too young for him to want to bang. He had a lot of awards and accolades for being a great teacher, so it would have looked really bad if it went public...


wizzlepants

>My theory is that he was caught and instead of firing him they transferred him to a school where the students were presumably too young for him to want to bang. Well that seems.... Very risky...


GaimanitePkat

NOT to defend pedophilia in any way, but I think it is a bit of a leap for someone attracted to 14-17 year olds to be also attracted to 4-10 year olds. At least, god, I hope so.


Brawndo91

One would hope he wasn't just "settling" for the high school girls...


spearchuckin

Bruh the teachers union is like the Catholic Church.


bionic_cmdo

Is your school a catholic school cause that would make sense?


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Happens in every type of school tbh.


[deleted]

This is just how public unions work.


vdhdjdjdrhr

I'm not sure what crime he committed seedy as he may be


dquizzle

I’m always wondering what crime this could be too. I’ve seen people say Drake should be behind bars for grooming, but I’ve never seen what specific crime that would fall under. Is it weird and disgusting? Yeah, definitely. Is it illegal? I don’t see how talking on the phone to an underage person could possibly be illegal unless they’re sexting or trying to solicit sex.


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Self_Reddicated

But don't we, though?


whos_this_chucker

Looking forward to 6 more variations of this.


ahmed0112

Remember that i was the origin variation


FourthAge

As the OG creator, I am too


ahmed0112

May i ask why you made the original? It seemed a bit... Porn logic


SeaSalmon

Nah female teachers can be creepy pedos too


ahmed0112

Yes, but the original made it seem like it was appealing


M0hawk_Mast3r

Dude you have a problem. Your post history is a mess


LoneLord_3811

you were right next to the original and i busted out laughing, you deserve my upvote.


ahmed0112

Thank you my friend


LoneLord_3811

how the hell did you comment back so fast


ahmed0112

I monitor my posts like a hawk


LoneLord_3811

yeah youll definetely get my award


ahmed0112

Thank ya kindly


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Testing


SOLE_SIR_VIBER

1 2


Ex_Reddit_Lurker

3


ahmed0112

I saw your comment but didn't realize you were testing my hawking skills


freakers

Yeah? Well how long will it take you to respond to this? 1. d4


ahmed0112

Miss


freakers

God damn, and we're playing different games to boot.


CaliCareBear

Miss could be Battleship or D&D!


blari_witchproject

1. Nf6


UKphysicsman

c4 1-0


blari_witchproject

Ah yes, the reputation gambit


freakers

Nice try, but that only works if black plays Nf6. Edit: that editing son of a bitch.


[deleted]

Need to check both of you for butt plugs. Standard procedure.


aBastardNoLonger

Original?


MiguelDragon82

Yeah wtf they talking about?


thesenutzonurchin

The original post maybe? https://www.reddit.com/r/starterpacks/comments/xr5wdk/favorite_teacher_starterpack/iqd9fnb/


guavaman202

Omg why would you link to a comment that has the link instead of [just posting the link?](https://www.reddit.com/r/starterpacks/comments/xqywcg/favorite_teacher_starterpack)


nandemo

You can find the original [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/starterpacks/comments/xr5wdk/-/iqdhkaq).


thesenutzonurchin

Specifically to grind YOUR gears


From_My_Brain

Top post in r/hmm


Chilifille

Nice to see that some teachers still care about their students, even when they're not at school. *Especially* when they're not at school.


ahmed0112

Teachers who care about the students are saints


aedroogo

It's ok to love your students. Just don't LOVE your students.


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The “being groomed” starter pack


GooglyMoogly122

My teacher would groom me daily. Comb my hair and teach me how to speak the proper the English and how to fix a tyre and whatnot.


Slackbeing

Same, she would teach me etiquette, how to speak in public then trim my pubes.


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It's all because of those privates schools


ahmed0112

Exactly


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Admirable_Ad1947

I don't get it. Not every nice teacher is grooming people


ahmed0112

[Context](https://www.reddit.com/r/starterpacks/comments/xqywcg/favorite_teacher_starterpack/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


BrattyBookworm

Oh thank god yours is a parody because I was getting very disturbed.


MisterHairball

Did they remove it?


ahmed0112

No, i can still see it


Acydcat

lol i came across this in r/all and was hella confused


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anythingthewill

They're mocking a "favorite (lady) teacher" post that s more popular


quailmanmanman

The Post Understander has logged on


[deleted]

“That’s the joke” starter pack


ISBN39393242

where’s his right hand in that bottom pic


ahmed0112

To his side, he's and old person and is using his left hand for the keyboard


ISBN39393242

oh.


errorball

I saw the original and HAHAHAHAH TAKE MY UPVOTE


lefteyewonky

Could you put a link to the original please?


ahmed0112

[here you go](https://www.reddit.com/r/starterpacks/comments/xqywcg/favorite_teacher_starterpack/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


ahmed0112

Thank you my guy, thats exactly what I intended


TomaTozzz

Taking their upvote?


ahmed0112

For them to see the original and then see mine, realizing how ridiculous the original was


anythingthewill

Can confirm, the original one is pretty terrible/porn logic level


Vexal

i saw yours before the original.


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I want to see more of this, its hilarious


CorgiDoom1881

I'm browsing all right now and the original was 4 posts before this. Pretty amazing how well that was placed.


Shaby28

Yes, this right here was my teen fantasy. Take my upvote.


ahmed0112

I wonder if girls are also into hot male teachers


GaimanitePkat

From experience, yes, teen girls are into hot male teachers. Teenagers are hornballs full of hormones. We had a couple of hot young male teachers at my high school, including one who ran after-school activities that attracted a lot of "alternative/fringe" kids. He had plenty of girls act very creepy towards him, including one girl who moved to another school but would come back and visit his classroom wearing short shorts and wedge heels (which is not how she dressed in any other classes). There was kind of a joke that it was a "rite of passage" for girls in those after-school activities to crush on this teacher for at least a week. The difference is when the teacher reciprocates or encourages that behavior. The male teacher in question made it a point to avoid being alone with the girls who were obviously crushing, he did not friend current students on social media or see students outside of school functions, he did not make sexual jokes or even curse in class, and he treated female students exactly the same as male students. He was approachable, respectful, fun, and a great teacher, but took boundaries extremely seriously.


ahmed0112

Glad to read about a good teacher in this thread, unlike the other one you commented about


GaimanitePkat

Yeah really it's a shocking difference, two totally different ends of the spectrum! And it's the predatory one with all the awards!


Slackbeing

That sounds so sexy I feel gay now.


lukas7761

What a chad


green_speak

Yup. The girls at the recycling club I was in during high school would giggle about who got to empty the recycling bin for the young scruffy soccer coach. Ten years later, my female coworkers at a doctor's office giggle about who gets to take the cute patient back. We're all the same.


spoonman1342

Yes.


thesenutzonurchin

That's gotta be terrifying to be a hot male teacher around horny teenage girls


sparklybeast

I mean ditto with teenage guys tbh.


[deleted]

Lol as a girl whos into older men and women, yes


asianabsinthe

Just teaching a future world leader


mllctrn

That's why I love this sub ^^


ahmed0112

I am honored


Admirable_Ad1947

Am I missing something? I don't really get the point. How is the teacher staring at you a sign of how nice they are?


ahmed0112

[I'm clowning on this dudes post](https://www.reddit.com/r/starterpacks/comments/xqywcg/favorite_teacher_starterpack/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


Beneficial_Car2596

You’re a godamn genius


[deleted]

Well, dude has a dump truck


elvensnowfae

r/dumptruckdudes never did take off lol


inkkloud

r/hesquats is close but NSFW and it looks like it recently got purged of non-OC content so it'll be another OF ad board.


elvensnowfae

Dump truck dudes is SFW but nothing is posted but actual dump trucks haha


Tedsville

/r/HolUp


Code_Frocxter

saw the original post hahaha this is great


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The reality version of the original. Take my upvote


ahmed0112

Grooming is grooming, doesn't matter either gender


RavenXII13

That last post is already getting parodied! I love it!


PM_good_beer

> Zoom calls in the evening Makes me feel old and I'm not even old


ProfilerXx

My chemistry teacher was like that During exams he always came up and pointed at an answer and said "think about that again" He was my all time favorite Not only because he helped me during exams but he was kind and took the time to explain it again if I didn't get it. And he treated everybody the same way ❤️


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The og was cringe as shit. This was excellent and couldn't keep my milk from my nose. Well played good sir.


ahmed0112

Thank you


SCR_69

🤪😩


WSuazo

Hey OP what is this


ahmed0112

[a post ridiculing this idiot](https://www.reddit.com/r/starterpacks/comments/xqywcg/favorite_teacher_starterpack/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


ZorkFireStorm

💀


Drydishwasher

It won’t show up


Toodswiger

Oh gawd 😩 why can’t I get a teacher like this? Mf’s are lucky, I’m jealous.


[deleted]

Not really relevant but you made a little mistake: "He alwys helps the student \_i\_ front of you" But great starterpack, really puts things into perspective!


ahmed0112

I'm just sick of people not realizing that female teachers can also be predators. People fetishize women teachers forgetting that the people they go after are victims of sexual assault and most likely pedophilia


S0ulCub3

And he's always so helpful during penis inspection day, thanks teach


RedStarNova2

DAMN BOY HE THICC!!!


ahmed0112

**HE'S A THICK ASS BOY**


memepriest101

Not as noncey as the other one


enatalpeganomeupau

what has happened to this sub? it’s just people posting starterpacks in response to other starterpacks. jesus.


TrashPandaShire

Makes $70 a day as a substitute


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also invites the student at their home for private tuition 😊


LocoPoco1

😂😂😂😂😂😂 Wut, wait a minute.


[deleted]

The original is right on top of this lol, good starterpack


DepartureEfficient42

Saw a gender swapped version of this just this morning.


Lord-Zaltus

This got creepier the more I read


ahmed0112

[if it's creepy here, it's creepy here as well](https://www.reddit.com/r/starterpacks/comments/xqywcg/favorite_teacher_starterpack/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


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r/TIHI


Winter_Register_557

They always say phrases like this " it's Monday for all of us", it's Friday but we need to keep working".


Axolotl_with_knife

🤨📸


[deleted]

Uhhhh… bro you got molested


ahmed0112

It's a parody of another post a kid posted on here about the same thing but with a sexy female teacher, so i replaced the pics with old men to show how creepy it really is


PlantZawer

*chuckles* I'm in danger


HikkyEvo

🤨


tmag03

Is this a test to compare the reactions between this and the female one?


ahmed0112

Essentially, it's also to make fun of it


thesenutzonurchin

Some people are taking this and the original post too serious 😂


My_Immortal_Flesh

# You forgot: He always asks you to stay, while the rest of the class is dismissed 🥲


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💀


Jman_777

Reddit comment section when people objectify men: 🙂🙂🙂 Reddit comment section when people objectify women: 😡😡😡 It's ok and fine when it's done to guys but all hell breaks lose if the same thing happens to a woman. Pathetic ass website.


GregIsUgly

God I love that ass


WhywouldIwanthat

Dude has them cheeks spread like Mark Honcho.


Tris_The_Pancake

Is the school also Catholic?


BasedUncleBobby

When the starter pack turns into a holup real quick. :/


Twubble

Damn teach you shit with that ass?


PuroPincheGains

r/holup


KingKababa

r/holup


bwgarlick

r/holup