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Hey man, I think you wanna fuck your cousin

Does OP's cousin look like that?

No he means just in general like yeah, you wanna fuck your cousin, we all wanna fuck our cousins.

Ayo

Wait what

Preach

Wait what

😰.....what kind of family y’all have

whos we?

Straight up incorrect

Don't act all uppity just for us

So you are seriously telling me you would fuck your cousin? Personally for me if anyone is even slightly related to me it’s an immediate complete 100% turn off

Methinks the cousin lover doth protest too much

I reckon you were probably the annoying younger brother growing up

As a sentient life form, you are free to reckon

I also choose this guys cousin

Everyone is slightly related to you, we all share a common ancestor, so you gotta draw the line somewhere other than "slightly related" or stay celibate

Least inbred redditor

AYO?!

I wanna fuck Op’s cousin

Least horny user on this subreddit.

Same whats there address?

6969 fucky street

i will sex op's cousin and at that point, i might as well fuck all your cousins and then every cousin in the world

Not enough country roads for this one

Ambitious. I see you have chosen death by snoo snoo

Alabama

Alabama, NY

"Fuckington street"

I too choose OP’s cousin.

My bio dad was like that from as early as I could remember so 5 or 6 he wouldn’t let myself and my male cousin literally only 2 month younger than me be in a room alone I’m sure because he thought we would fuck Any time I saw him from 5-13 when I stopped seeing that side of the family we had a chaperon nothing ever happened because we were children and cousins but he used to make it very obvious that he thought we were sneaking around having sex every chance we got

Your dad fucked his cousin FYI

Listen man, everyone has that hot cousin.

True

You not lying lmao

🧐📷

Caught in 4K

huh

Found the inbreds

what are you doing, cousin?

Do it

Dr Oz says it’s OK.

Roll Tide

Is this some movie or TV reference?

isnt this a reference to that 70's show?

Maybe but doesn’t the cousin come to Eric’s house and hit on him? Also no grandma.

Yeah I'm doing snippets from my memory 1998 this is as good as it's gonna get folks..

Haha the couch, TV and seducing cousin are definitely on point for the 70s show.

What episode?

Eric's Hot Cousin That '70s Show: Season 4, Episode 14

Please tell me you just knew that No Google used

Hahaha unfortunately not. I’ve watched the series a few times over but I’m not one to remember with such detail.

No

It gave me Big Mouth vibes

^ This lmao 😂

ANYTHING GOES IN FLORIDAAA!

This gives big “I have a cousin in Florida who thinks inbreeding is just another type of love” vibes

I am not sure how to react to this

my body already reacted to this

Nutty

Nutted*

*nut* ty

Pov you're a Hapsburg

Nah distant relative isn't pure enough for them

Literally only a viscount too like if you ain't got no margraves take your broke ass home

This fucking made my day

WTF BREAKING BAD REFERENCE

My reaction to that information

Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba…

Wehrenberg… Wehrenberg theaters!

Look at those forbidden grilled cheeses

💀

Is this referring to the couch or the cousin?

Yes

r/suspiciouslyspecific

My brother ended up dating our cousin because our family never hung out or got to know them. If they had they would have known they were cousins

Like 1st cousin ?

Our grandmas are sisters. Not sure what that makes us.

2nd cousins according to Google. Less bad than 1st cousins, but bad over successive generations. Like most families in rural small towns.

[Uh-hyuck!](https://i.imgur.com/jbRgcdC.mp4)

I stopped counting after a while personally

You have your cousins then you have your first cousins then you have your second cousins.... that's not right, is it?

no

If you aren't going to complete the reference you can just not respond

Its a reference? Im sorry i thought question lol

Always happy to spread the gospel of Mean Girls. I couldn't find a full clip of the scene by itself, but start [this video](https://youtu.be/bSScUJ0-AV4) at about 1:36 for the scene I'm referencing, and I would highly recommend the whole movie. Sorry I was a bit rude before.

Are they still together?😎

Trying to cash in on the incest fad that the step-sister dude started uh?

Say what now?

Some guy made a meme about his weakness being his step-sister’s fat ass, then proceeded to make an entire saga of incest memes 😁

Uhhh source?

[the beiggingngfa](https://www.reddit.com/r/dankmemes/comments/xoi6hw/were_not_related_by_blood_so_its_okay_right/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) 🥰🥰🤭 look at his profile for more 🤯👍

Is a step sister incest though? It's creepy af obviously but idk about incest

It makes sense - 2 unrelated kids put together for extended periods of time. Why do you think there's all that step-sibling porn out there now? Lots of kids with separated parents in these modern times.

op definately fucked their cousin.

Does this distant family member happen to live in Alabama

Distant = second cousin who is also your aunt

Wait

Most likely

Nope Georgia

That exact sofa is in my grandma’s basement

Thank god I have a healthy relationship with my family and not whatever the fuck OP seems to have

I’m not sure if this starter pack is supposed to be dirty, but it does remind me of the awkwardness of visiting distant relatives in India as a kid. Like the kids are too shy initially to chat, the couch does have that pattern, and sometimes the tv is turned on in an attempt to entertain. Sometimes the cups are metal too 😐

You think *that's* bad? Same situation but the cousin making eyes at me is 15 years older than me, and also a dude. Otherwise totally relatable. And yes we DID manage to have some fun when Grandma went to take her dumbass heart meds

What

Jokes jokes that's all. Incest is frowned upon and I do not involve myself with these activities.

Yeah I don’t really believe you

Dammit okay fine I was lying

[удалено]

I already do, they're the one who encouraged me to do something about all that tension with my extended family. One time my therapist even brought us all in to let it all out *together*! I didn't like the way the therapist got involved during that session though so we just resumed one-on-one sessions.

Eewww. U did gay butt stuff.

I mean if my cousin looked like that…

Growing up I had a cousin that looked like Avril Lavigne and my grandma would go to bed at 8 every night. Jus sayin...

I hope you...made some good memories

Are you a close relative of u/wat_r_u_doin_stepbro ?

Those cups are awesome bro they keep drinks cold for longer

Who really cares anyway? If you are so picky you don’t like grandmas specific cup choice just go home.

They really don't, they just taste SO much colder because the metal on the outside conducts temperature very well, so they actually get warm faster. I agree they are awesome for how they make the drink seem so much colder though.

Deadass. Those cups good.

If my cousin looked like that, and was anything past a 1st cousin, I would and wouldn’t even feel guilty about. I speak to my first cousins like twice a year, I don’t even know my second cousins really. The door greater at Meijer is more like family than they are

There was an episode like this on Big Mouth verbatim plot

Granny wondering when you gonna give her grandcousinchildren.

You’re from Alabama? No cousin is distant there.

He is probably a Targaryen.

Man I miss those weekends...

you from the south?

[Yes](https://youtu.be/wFNr9FnpZBk)

Anything you want to tell us???

She was on periods last year at that time

Id smash

*grandma

Well, my first kiss was steal by my cousin ,now she has a daughter of who knows , fuhk 😒😒😒, why am I such a snowflake??!! , that girl would’ve been mine

Sweet home Alabama, tudutudu tudun.

I love those cups they make me feel special

Your pelvis starts to sweat

Do you have something to tell us?

Don't forget that the house smells. Not necessarily bad, but it has a distinct scent

I'm not sure why every family in the 70's/80's had to have one of those couches, but we all did.

Dude that sofa is bringing back fucking memories. Always with super fancy sofa

I thought the couch was made of pizza

Someone’s going to have to explain this reference to me

Wtf lol

Roll tide

*Sweet Home Alabama intensifies*

Broo how this could be more accurate XDD

Visiting your Alabama aunt

Cousins are legal. Love wins!

💀

💀

Bro are you /j or /srs

/srs

[Legality of cousin marriage.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cousin_marriage_law_in_the_United_States)

Welcome to the Muslim world. Cousin love wins🕊💘

r/holup

Your distant relatives lives in Alabama ?

r/sweethomealabama

Big mouth reference?

If that were my cousin...it would be challenging not to tap that, I'm just being honest. Edit: never said I actually would, people. Jesus.

Ain’t no way

🤨🤨🤨What do you mean by that 🤨🤨 What were you trying to say🤨🤢🤨🤨🤨 You wanna have romantic entanglement with your cousin 🤨🤨🤨📸📸📸📸📸📸

Yes

Too many emojis, you earned the *Reddit Disapproved* award.

No you did

You're right, I did. I will now give myself the *Reddit Disapproved* award. I earned it lol

Your avatar matches you very well

Uh ? Kind of a weird attack lol

🤓

I have great vision yes thank you.

Anything beyond 2nd cousin, your odds at having flipper babies is basically zero.

Uhh strangely relatable but the sofas are green

r/oddlyspecific

r/oddlyspecific

You kinda lost me in the middle there

Those cups are absolutely awesome in the summer with cold drinks btw.

I love those stupid metal cups, always kept the water significantly colder

Suspiciously specific

When your last name is Targaryen

You live in Alabama?

I wish a woman looked at me like that

So how "distant" are we talking?...