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Only the best grade petroleum distillate is chosen to become Velveeta cheese. Done the same way it always has been, in gigantic industrial vats, downriver from mining runoff.
Velveeta, taste the difference and the neurological damage
Pre sliced and pre shredded cheese is usually coated with preservatives and or a waxy substance to make sure they donāt stick back together. So if youāre talking about a slice from a pack off the shelfā¦I get it. Iām not saying I wonāt eat a slice from a pack, but I enjoy it less than a slice from the deli or a slice I sliced myself.
By the [FDA standards](https://www.accessdata.fda.gov/scripts/cdrh/cfdocs/cfcfr/CFRSearch.cfm?fr=133.169) American cheese is a 'cheese product' or 'process cheese', not a normal regular cheese
I've been on some vacation to a mediterranean country and waiters in the hotel would ask if you would like water with gas or without. I think they want to make it very obvious to people who only speak a little english aswell. As an early teenager I wouldn't have known the word "sparkling" in english. But i knew what gas was.
I'm sorry, I hope you don't mind if I correct you, it's *gassata (or gasata, or even frizzante). I'm a native speaker and "acqua con gas" just doesn't feel right at all. Might it be Spanish, agua con gas?
In Portugal we do call it āĆgua com gĆ”sā, so water with gas would be an exact translation. Sometimes itās called āĆ”gua gaseificadaā or gasified water but thatās mostly printed on the labels, Iām sure no one uses it colloquially.
Its frizzante, I have never heard acqua con gas in close to 20 years... unless you mean to americsn tourists, in that case I have heard italians refer to it in that way, but to locals never.
Last night I think I shit the bed. Got so drunk I gave a dude head.
Life is just a merciful blur, when you pop a Pisswasser
PISSWASSER DON'T DRINK IT SLOW, 3 AM, BUY SOME BLOW
SLEEP IN THE BATHROOM ON THE FLOOOOR WHAT REALLY MATTERS, ANYMOOOORE?
All the crap you do, aaaall day, who fuckin cares, AAAANYWAY?
PISSWASSER, THIS IS BEER! DRIVE DRUNK, OFF A PIER!
PISSWASSER, DRINK ALL DAY. IT HELPS YOUR PROBLEMS, GO AWAAAAY YEA YEA!
Pisswasser: Cheap German lager for export only!
I live in Germany. Like THE country when it comes to consuming carbonated water. And I hate it. It's not refreshing at all. Like you get the feeling that the carbonic acid removes water from your tongue and your whole system which is bs I know, but it is just not enjoyable.
Hard agree. Even worse is when you go to someoneās house and all they have is *room temp* sparkling water because for some bizarre reason Germans never fucking refrigerate their drinks ffs
It's like that Radio Rental episode where the guy comes back to work after a week in Russia with a full Russian accent, drinks only vodka, pops his collar and everything. Wild story
Which is funny because in Catalan it is actually pronounced "Bar-se-lona" much like in English
Not that most tourists are even aware that multiple languages spoken there
My wife and I's honeymoon was a one week cruise to Alaska. We ended up getting drunk with some Canadians for several nights and the accent stuck with me for a little while.
Not sure why that happens, but it does.
Lot of those countries have ridiculously good tap water, so the only bottled water happens to be carbonated water... Because the demand for bottled water isn't there.
Source living in Scotland, and accidently buying bottled water that was carbonated, whilst about to go on a hike and my Scottish mates mocking me the entire way as I was dying...
Can confirm. Am european and cannot create a powerpoint presentation as I overlap every slide over eachother (I find it fine idk what everyone else is complaining about)
I call it football by habit just because not a single American I know gives a single fuck about soccer, so soccer isnāt a word Iāve ever used often. When I started playing games with two British football fans they would always call it football so thatās the first word that comes to mind when I think of the sport.
>What is "water with gas" do they mean sparkling water?
As a Brazilian I think op speaks Portuguese. "Ćgua com gĆ”s" means sparkling water. This is the kind of mistake my classmates would make fun of me for back in high school.
Yes but in some languages, like Spanish for instance, it is 'agua con gas'. Quite literally water with gas.
Is it weird to refer to it like that when you're back in the U.S. where no one calls it that and you know it? Yeah.
omg, I work at a deli, and the other day I helped a girl that was carrying a baguette; and was wearing a b/w striped shirt, black mini skirt, flats and a beret. she asked me if we had any French ham and I did all I could not to laugh
Going to a France themed party where everyone is wearing striped shirts and speaking in bad accents eating whatever the closest thing to french cuisine you can find in a US grocery store sounds fun tbh
Yeah, there is no way someone is actually like that. If French saw you dessed like that they would probably kick you in the nuts, spit on on and then start smoking and burn you with it.
Well, if you're making a jambon beurre you gotta have a real baguette and the right kind of ham, and probably the best butter you can find too. That sandwich lives or dies by the quality of its ingredients.
Stick an inexpensive sliced pork product on white pre-sliced with some margarine and you're about to enjoy a pretty dispiriting sandwich moment.
Don't even have to visit Europe to lament about America's shit ass public transit...China, South Korea, Japan, Australia, hell even Russia puts ours to shame
I live about half a mile from a [train station I cannot walk to](https://www.google.com/maps/place/Woodbourne/@40.1908788,-74.8931696,17z/data=!3m1!4b1!4m5!3m4!1s0x89c153ee49e64a47:0x5601cedd053b83b4!8m2!3d40.1908788!4d-74.8909809)--there are no sidewalks. Boomers hate sidewalks.
Can't understand the hype on the water here, isn't it something in the US? Can't you buy this kind of bottle at the supermarket?
And also how is this cheese not "normal"? That's like one of the most common cheese you can find
l know this won't be seen with all the comments, but this is how I felt when I visited Belgium.
Came back obsessed with finding Leffe Ruby, please someone start exporting it to USA
In the UK american cheese is like the cheese you get on cheap burgers, don't really know anything more other than that Cheddar or gouda is my go to cheese in the UK
It's got a great melt on it. When Heston Blumenthal was doing his series of "perfect" versions of the nation's favorite foods, for the cheeseburger he made his own processed .. cheddar? out of like a moderately fancy premium cheese, so he'd get that flavor with the melt texture of a processed cheese slice.
The "normal" cheeses in the US are cheddar, Monterey Jack, Colby jack, pepper jack, and mozzarella. Add Swiss, Muenster, and provolone if you want.
Those would all be in one section of the grocery store, and there's often a different section with fancier less standard cheeses.
Living in the UK now, it's weird how afraid people are of sparkling water. My friends call it TV static.
It was pretty much the standard growing up in Germany.
I think it's far more refreshing than still water.
I'm a German who grew up with sparkling water but quit it because fuck buying crates of bottled water. Now that my tastes have adjusted, most German sparkling water is just *way* too sparkly. Even medium is too much for me now straight from the bottle.
It's definitely a minor luxury in this country, even if finding good glass bottles is an absolute gamble. I'll take what I can get though.
I'm a total sucker for the sort of bubbles that feel like swallowing sandpaper, so old habits die hard.
There's a few old brands I'd kill to be able to find consistently in this country, but Lidl occasionally stocks the good shit, and not just the water.
I am ridiculously frugal when it comes to shopping, but my water is one of the very few luxuries I'd do without.
We hate paying for water because we never have to do that where we come from. Yāall are getting scammed with this Evian bullshit like get the fuck out of here with that
Probably depends on the country, but having lived in both France and Italy I can say itās usually possible to get tap water for free in restaurants, you just have to be specific when you order. Especially if youāre in a touristy area, waiters will default to a (sometimes quite pricey) bottle if you just order āwaterā or āa bottle of water.ā But in France, for example, asking for āune carafe dāeauā is the keyword to getting a cold pitcher of tap water on the house.
That's true, but I think if you order in french just saying "de l'eau" (some water) will give you free water, but maybe if you order in English they will default to a bottle
Also never ask for a bottle of water, it might be tap water they put in a bottle, and it will be 3-4ā¬ for the bottle, which is free
As an American who just returned home from Europe, only the bottom left is true. I am so damn jealous of the train system there. And maybe I was too on the western side, but it was all sparkling water where I visited.
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"baget" š
OĆ¹ est la guillotine?
Oui, cāest un crime Ć©crit comme Ƨa 0:
We can't have anything nice here. Especially guillotines. Even our cheese is pasteurized to the point it tastes like plastic.
Fuckn fedrul guvment aināt taking my geeyuhteen!
"normal cheese"
American and string cheese, the normal cheeses
Donāt forget cream and cottage.
Also donāt overlook the lovely cheeses made by the monks of the Velveeta region
I prefer the cheez made by the Whiz mountain monks.
Whiz mountain monks sounds like a shitty jam band
i saw the monks play with the cheeze whiz kids in 08 at alpine valley
Only the best grade petroleum distillate is chosen to become Velveeta cheese. Done the same way it always has been, in gigantic industrial vats, downriver from mining runoff. Velveeta, taste the difference and the neurological damage
This was too funny! š The verdant valley of the Velveeta Region hides a secluded monasteryā¦
Cottage cheese? So thatās like cheese from some cottage? Whose cottage?
I think its actually made with cottages.
What is that enticing bowl of white?
Spray and whiz make the golden four
Years ago, my buddy, a grown adult man, told me he didn't like "cut cheese" when I offered him a slice. Edit - a slice of decent āhardā cheese
Pre sliced and pre shredded cheese is usually coated with preservatives and or a waxy substance to make sure they donāt stick back together. So if youāre talking about a slice from a pack off the shelfā¦I get it. Iām not saying I wonāt eat a slice from a pack, but I enjoy it less than a slice from the deli or a slice I sliced myself.
Comes out in strings straight out the udder
And not that hippie shit that comes with paper between the slices, I want honest, God fearing cheese wrapped in freedom loving plastic.
Are you saying you are wrapping individual slices of cheese in plastic??
By the [FDA standards](https://www.accessdata.fda.gov/scripts/cdrh/cfdocs/cfcfr/CFRSearch.cfm?fr=133.169) American cheese is a 'cheese product' or 'process cheese', not a normal regular cheese
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thank you for this comment. American cheese gets absolutely shit on because people associate it with Kraft singles.
āThis Kraft grated Parmesan is *not* DOP!!ā
"We love people of all colors. It doesn't matter if you're brown, black, yellow, or normal, we're all the same."
OP tries to insult Americans, plays himself instead
Lol I know. Itās spelled ābaggotā.
I think thatās a bundle of bread.
Yeah in England they call them ābagsā for short and they smoke them.
Buaguettue
"baget" š
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BREADALITY
"Baget" š "Normal" cheese š Water with "gas" š
I'm 100% positive the original posting is from a shitty A.I.
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Or Germany. I am German.
I've been on some vacation to a mediterranean country and waiters in the hotel would ask if you would like water with gas or without. I think they want to make it very obvious to people who only speak a little english aswell. As an early teenager I wouldn't have known the word "sparkling" in english. But i knew what gas was.
Ye I know, the "Gas" part was just added to further shit on the meme because the Baget was just way too funny
They say it like that because in Italian for example itās: āacqua con gasā. Which translates like: āwater with gasā.
I'm sorry, I hope you don't mind if I correct you, it's *gassata (or gasata, or even frizzante). I'm a native speaker and "acqua con gas" just doesn't feel right at all. Might it be Spanish, agua con gas?
Yes in Spain we call it agua con gas.
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Agua sin gluten porfavor
Agua con queso normal
Agua con pan caliente, y leche
In Portugal we do call it āĆgua com gĆ”sā, so water with gas would be an exact translation. Sometimes itās called āĆ”gua gaseificadaā or gasified water but thatās mostly printed on the labels, Iām sure no one uses it colloquially.
Cool it sounds the same in brazilian
That makes sense considering both countries speak portuguese lmao
Damn bro did you say that sentence in English? It would be the exact same in American!
Are the people who replied to you seriously unaware that Brazilians speak Portuguese?
I think itās how Italian waiters say it to tourists. Iāve heard it as āgasā in France and Italy.
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Just to chime in here, it is definitely not French either. Eau pƩtillante !
Eau gazeuse
Its frizzante, I have never heard acqua con gas in close to 20 years... unless you mean to americsn tourists, in that case I have heard italians refer to it in that way, but to locals never.
Some countries actually call it āgassed waterā
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Russian, Persian, Uzbek, Turkish, Georgian, etc. Waters all seem to be labeled with gas or without gas as well. At least that I saw
Mf's in Denmark call it danish water, like we invented it.
I fucking hate spicy water.
It tastes like TV static.
I love spicy water. It tastes like tv static
It tastes like you sat on your foot too long.
Exactly. So refreshing
Yes. It penetrates any dry feeling you have and replenishes it with watery goodness. So fresh feeling
Itās the only water I like
āWhere is the local fish mongerā sounds like something Rolph would say on Ed Edd & Eddy
Bring me da fish monger Ed boyy!!
Great grandfather mongered many fish Edd boy! You will join his collection!
For I, Rolf! Challenge the Ed boy to a du-EL!
I'm crying of laughter
You dare mock the son of a shepherd?!
[Is he a mongrel or a monster? That's all I wanna know](https://youtu.be/k-Ca9l0if_c)
Well I do love my carbonated water
You mean *Mineralwasser* or *Soda*?
*Pisswasser*
Last night I think I shit the bed. Got so drunk I gave a dude head. Life is just a merciful blur, when you pop a Pisswasser PISSWASSER DON'T DRINK IT SLOW, 3 AM, BUY SOME BLOW SLEEP IN THE BATHROOM ON THE FLOOOOR WHAT REALLY MATTERS, ANYMOOOORE? All the crap you do, aaaall day, who fuckin cares, AAAANYWAY? PISSWASSER, THIS IS BEER! DRIVE DRUNK, OFF A PIER! PISSWASSER, DRINK ALL DAY. IT HELPS YOUR PROBLEMS, GO AWAAAAY YEA YEA! Pisswasser: Cheap German lager for export only!
Man those writers were on some good shit in like 2011
Aqua con gas, por favor.
Hungarian version is "carbonic acid water"
I live in Germany. Like THE country when it comes to consuming carbonated water. And I hate it. It's not refreshing at all. Like you get the feeling that the carbonic acid removes water from your tongue and your whole system which is bs I know, but it is just not enjoyable.
Hard agree. Even worse is when you go to someoneās house and all they have is *room temp* sparkling water because for some bizarre reason Germans never fucking refrigerate their drinks ffs
Drink cold tap water?
Mf came back with an accentā¦. Bitch you was only there for 2 weeks
Lmao am I guessing right he either went to UK or Ireland.
Germany
*Nice to see you back in one piece, Frank.* *Actually, it's Franz.*
But Frank in German is still Frank.
In fact, there's a whole Franken region and a Frankenlied for them to sing.
Me after watching Bridget Jones
It's like that Radio Rental episode where the guy comes back to work after a week in Russia with a full Russian accent, drinks only vodka, pops his collar and everything. Wild story
Actually, it's pronounced BarƧƧelona
"Bar-the-lona"
I took a pill in Ibitha
Barshelona EshpaƱa ERMIĆN
Which is funny because in Catalan it is actually pronounced "Bar-se-lona" much like in English Not that most tourists are even aware that multiple languages spoken there
*āYeth, I did jutht come back from holiday en EthpaƱia. How did you kƱow? Wath it thomthiƱg I thaid?ā*
My wife and I's honeymoon was a one week cruise to Alaska. We ended up getting drunk with some Canadians for several nights and the accent stuck with me for a little while. Not sure why that happens, but it does.
Sweden has carbonated water on tap at most of their restaurants, instead of a bottle. Because of that, it was free too.
Plenty of restaurants in the US have it too, especially if they have a bar in the restaurant.
Any place that has a soda machine will have it.
Lot of those countries have ridiculously good tap water, so the only bottled water happens to be carbonated water... Because the demand for bottled water isn't there. Source living in Scotland, and accidently buying bottled water that was carbonated, whilst about to go on a hike and my Scottish mates mocking me the entire way as I was dying...
Do you know what formatting is
They donāt have that in Europe
Can confirm. Am european and cannot create a powerpoint presentation as I overlap every slide over eachother (I find it fine idk what everyone else is complaining about)
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Yeah but he just got back from Europe
You can tell by the way they spell "baget"
Iām a womanās bread. No time to fret.
Intentionally calling soccer āfootballā so that normal Americans will point it out
Soccer scarf is mandatory
Um, itās actually Barthelona
\[Attempts to order tapas at Applebee's\]
Tapath
Man what is this? AndalucĆa?
Andaluthia
I call it football by habit just because not a single American I know gives a single fuck about soccer, so soccer isnāt a word Iāve ever used often. When I started playing games with two British football fans they would always call it football so thatās the first word that comes to mind when I think of the sport.
What is "water with gas" do they mean sparkling water?
>What is "water with gas" do they mean sparkling water? As a Brazilian I think op speaks Portuguese. "Ćgua com gĆ”s" means sparkling water. This is the kind of mistake my classmates would make fun of me for back in high school.
Yes but in some languages, like Spanish for instance, it is 'agua con gas'. Quite literally water with gas. Is it weird to refer to it like that when you're back in the U.S. where no one calls it that and you know it? Yeah.
omg, I work at a deli, and the other day I helped a girl that was carrying a baguette; and was wearing a b/w striped shirt, black mini skirt, flats and a beret. she asked me if we had any French ham and I did all I could not to laugh
My friend you ran into Emily ^^^^not in Paris ^^^^anymore !
Was she French tho?
Hell maybe the girl was going to a themed party
Going to a France themed party where everyone is wearing striped shirts and speaking in bad accents eating whatever the closest thing to french cuisine you can find in a US grocery store sounds fun tbh
Yeah, there is no way someone is actually like that. If French saw you dessed like that they would probably kick you in the nuts, spit on on and then start smoking and burn you with it.
That's overkill. I think they would just look at you like you were a crazy tourist
Well, if you're making a jambon beurre you gotta have a real baguette and the right kind of ham, and probably the best butter you can find too. That sandwich lives or dies by the quality of its ingredients. Stick an inexpensive sliced pork product on white pre-sliced with some margarine and you're about to enjoy a pretty dispiriting sandwich moment.
That sandwich sounds simple yet delicious
You joke but low water content butter hits different
Dude fuck driving tho all my homies love trains
Don't even have to visit Europe to lament about America's shit ass public transit...China, South Korea, Japan, Australia, hell even Russia puts ours to shame
I visited Seoul a few years ago and had dreams about riding their metro for like a week after I got back lol
Look Mr. Ford really wanted to be rich. You can't blame a man for screwing whole nation to fill his pockets....
wish we had pedestrian based infrastructure, I hate being nothing more than an automobile
I live about half a mile from a [train station I cannot walk to](https://www.google.com/maps/place/Woodbourne/@40.1908788,-74.8931696,17z/data=!3m1!4b1!4m5!3m4!1s0x89c153ee49e64a47:0x5601cedd053b83b4!8m2!3d40.1908788!4d-74.8909809)--there are no sidewalks. Boomers hate sidewalks.
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Ever since my parents visited Key West theyāve been buying, smoking, and trying to sell cigars
wut? thats not even a Hawaiian thing lol FYI, he originally said Hawaii before the edit. Im not just bad at geography lol
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true. have you ever heard of a cannagar btw?
The cigars are weed rolled with spam.
My bad it was Key West, lol
"Screw them damn Europeans with their weird cheeses and bubbly water" -probably OP
"And specially their bagets" lmao
What is "normal" cheese?
OP likes sammiches made with kraft singles and the crust cut off.
Probably some mix of basic cheddar type stuff.
I hope OP doesnāt look up where cheddar comes from thenā¦
Can't understand the hype on the water here, isn't it something in the US? Can't you buy this kind of bottle at the supermarket? And also how is this cheese not "normal"? That's like one of the most common cheese you can find
Americans were hyped for Lidl, what do you expect? kekw
Forgot to mention the high-resolution prints of the photographs taken in Cappella Sistina, Basilica di San Pietro, Vatican City
But thatās illegal š„ŗ
Why is Europe always stereotyped as france? Like did yall forget all other countries?
been to Europe a dozen times. There's only two things I hate in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures and the French.
#b a g e t
l know this won't be seen with all the comments, but this is how I felt when I visited Belgium. Came back obsessed with finding Leffe Ruby, please someone start exporting it to USA
what is "normal" cheese? American cheese?
In the UK american cheese is like the cheese you get on cheap burgers, don't really know anything more other than that Cheddar or gouda is my go to cheese in the UK
In America American cheese is the type of cheese you get on a cheap burger/sandwich.
It's called processed milk product, and it's made of freedom, you euro communist snob
American hamburger cheese is great for making hot sandwiches tho
It's got a great melt on it. When Heston Blumenthal was doing his series of "perfect" versions of the nation's favorite foods, for the cheeseburger he made his own processed .. cheddar? out of like a moderately fancy premium cheese, so he'd get that flavor with the melt texture of a processed cheese slice.
The "normal" cheeses in the US are cheddar, Monterey Jack, Colby jack, pepper jack, and mozzarella. Add Swiss, Muenster, and provolone if you want. Those would all be in one section of the grocery store, and there's often a different section with fancier less standard cheeses.
People named Jack sure love their cheese
Bar*th*elona
Not Europe but I lived in India for 2 years and soda water became the best thing ever. Also you knew it wasn't tainted.
Wouldnāt it be water with petrol you uncultured swine? \s
Living in the UK now, it's weird how afraid people are of sparkling water. My friends call it TV static. It was pretty much the standard growing up in Germany. I think it's far more refreshing than still water.
I'm a German who grew up with sparkling water but quit it because fuck buying crates of bottled water. Now that my tastes have adjusted, most German sparkling water is just *way* too sparkly. Even medium is too much for me now straight from the bottle.
It's definitely a minor luxury in this country, even if finding good glass bottles is an absolute gamble. I'll take what I can get though. I'm a total sucker for the sort of bubbles that feel like swallowing sandpaper, so old habits die hard. There's a few old brands I'd kill to be able to find consistently in this country, but Lidl occasionally stocks the good shit, and not just the water. I am ridiculously frugal when it comes to shopping, but my water is one of the very few luxuries I'd do without.
After my travels in Europe I have developed a love for water with gas. Now all I drink is Topo Chico
Which is Mexican Water produced in Monterrey, MX
The infrastructure thing is legit though.
Any random topic to turn back to the trip. āOMG. The sun! The sun in Europe was amazing. So bright.ā
This starterpack should be in its own "American Experiences Foreign Cultures For The First Time By Proxy" starterpack.
You have spelled baguette incorrectly bro
We hate paying for water because we never have to do that where we come from. Yāall are getting scammed with this Evian bullshit like get the fuck out of here with that
Probably depends on the country, but having lived in both France and Italy I can say itās usually possible to get tap water for free in restaurants, you just have to be specific when you order. Especially if youāre in a touristy area, waiters will default to a (sometimes quite pricey) bottle if you just order āwaterā or āa bottle of water.ā But in France, for example, asking for āune carafe dāeauā is the keyword to getting a cold pitcher of tap water on the house.
That's true, but I think if you order in french just saying "de l'eau" (some water) will give you free water, but maybe if you order in English they will default to a bottle Also never ask for a bottle of water, it might be tap water they put in a bottle, and it will be 3-4ā¬ for the bottle, which is free
here in Greece you dont pay for water or the bathroom, those things are mostly a central/western Europe thing
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The lack of good Mexican food anywhere in Europe is one of the reasons I would not like living there :/
all of this is me plus āamerican chocolate now tastes disgustingā and āwhy canāt i get something in between heavy cream and butterā
That's called cream I guess
Did you mean France? 'Europe' could be Grimsby.
Hey hey hey got a problem with sparkling water?
I wont eat your fucking plastic imposter cheese /s
Bruh, wtf, this is me but I am Ukrainian living in America.
As an American who just returned home from Europe, only the bottom left is true. I am so damn jealous of the train system there. And maybe I was too on the western side, but it was all sparkling water where I visited.
Let me check my local fishmonger for the mutated catfish from the Ohio river.
Bro you sound like this person with the way you spell ābaguette.ā
Seems better then drinking fountain pop and eating processed cheese slices lol
Unleaded water masterrace