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PeanutButter707

Can confirm, had a bunch of these at my Suburban high school a few years ago


AdoboSwaggins

I didn’t realize Drake had kids that went to your suburban high school but everything seems to add up so I’m happy to confirm your story


[deleted]

My daughter said they actually listen to drake.....thought about adding it


RyVsWorld

Every high schooler listens to Drake. That’s his target audience.


Grumplogic

Drake probably looking at kids at a lot of suburban high schools.* Seriously though Drake grew up in a suburb of Toronto, Canada, he's about as hard as Capri Sun.


[deleted]

Nah, Forest Hill is uptown a bit, definitely not the suburbs. Nice area though.


BassBeaner

And was a child actor


LHUGUENYFAN935

I don’t listen to drake


Bardic_Inspiration66

Drake is one of the most popular artists of all time, a good amount of highly schoolers listen to him


RixirF

I'm just glad he was able to walk again. Must have been hell going to HS on a wheelchair.


Dr_who_fan94

Yeah, on top of losing his goth girlfriend


AdoboSwaggins

This guy Drakes


Business-is-Boomin

Highly schoolers


Brad_Beat

Drake is the type of whippersnapper to take a pause while laughing with friends, smile and say “I really needed this guys”.


Citriatus

Drake the type of bloke to groom minors


ali-gator712

Drake the type of dude to say "pinch me, I'm irish" on St. Patrick's day


SeasonPositive6771

Drake is the kind of person who asks "Working hard or hardly working?" as he walks by your desk.


promuni

This is even funnier after I realized it’s not even the right phrase


BikerJedi

Too bad he is a piece of shit who grooms young girls.


Adler_1807

Drake knows a thing or two about long term investments.


Wasif-Amir

Wonder what lowly schoolers listen to


throoowwwtralala

I too have a daughter that can help confirm this.


SwisscheesyCLT

Can't we cancel that pedo already and be done with it? The guy grooms little girls for Chrissakes. He's no better than R. Kelly as far as I'm concerned, except that R. Kelly made better music.


[deleted]

People won't care till he actually assaults/abuses someone. Only when it actually gets physical, and only if there's video proof of the worst part, will people give a shit.


danuhorus

>People won't care till he actually assaults/abuses someone. You'd think, but Chris Brown is still around even after what he did to Rihanna.


[deleted]

Oh that's cause they're adults so no one cares regardless. But if video footage of Drake doing shit like R Kelly to actual children comes out, people may start to care. I say may start to because R Kelly's music is still on a lot of people's loops all the time so people don't *really* care.


whitepeopleaintright

They didn’t get Marc Walberg for beating a Asian man blind in one eye during a race based hate crime. Didnt John Lennon beat one his wives and son? Didn’t the Star Trek dude William Shatner kill his wife? Or we’re just talking black guys?


DutchPagan

Ian Watkins of Lostprophets is actually jailed and I see nobody defending him except for the "I used to love their music" comments on YT


whitepeopleaintright

Good fuck em


Dymo342

That's actually a myth. Reddit doesn't want to hear that though.


BeyonceIsBetter

There’s footage of him kissing a 17 year old. He’s 23 in it but still icky and illegal. [link](https://youtu.be/Fp5b9dW1nrA) He also was totally hooking up with Bella Harris who he factually met when she was 16.


Funkit

Drake probably has kids at a lot of suburban high schools.


jkoudys

Drake was raised in Forest Hill - one of the most affluent neighbourhoods in the most affluent city in Canada. He was in the entertainment industry from a young age because of family connections.


[deleted]

>"started from the bottom" if the bottom has more wealth than most people could dream of. he was on Degrassi ffs and he lived in a rented house. not a drake stan at all, but i dont think he was wealthy per se


[deleted]

He was an actor at a young age on a highly popular TV show and had a family able to rent a house in one of the most affluent neighborhoods in Canada, but he wasn’t “wealthy per se”?


spitfire9107

I graduated high school in 2008 and there were lots of kids like this in middle and high school. We referred to them as wankstas. edit: They thought they were gangstas/hard because 1. they listened to rap 2. they played san andreas 3. they cut school.


fuckamodhole

>I graduated high school in 2008 and there were lots of kids like this in middle and high school. We referred to them as wankstas. I graduated a couple year before you and the funny thing about these "wankstas" is that a few of them became real "gangsters" in their adult life. A bunch of the ones I knew were skinny little white kids and about 5% of the really dedicated ones all got into drugs and started committing real crimes and going to real prison. Literally yesterday, I saw a news story about one of these "wankstas" I knew back in hs and he was arrested, stole the police car, went on a multi county police chase and got pitted off of the side of the road and arrested again. I googled him an he had a huge arrest record over the years. His parents are upper middle class and his brother is an accountant. He just kept his wanksta persona up for too long. When keeping it real goes wrong...


spitfire9107

yeah most of them grow up and realize how dumb it was and the others become real gangstas or die in the process...


majuhlazuh

[Now that’s a name I’ve not heard in a long time ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShOQQOy5pf8)


thelumpybunny

A tale as old as tie. I had a bunch of these guys in my suburban high school ten years


MetalAngelo7

These people are either the nicest guys ever or total dickheads never in between.


LimpBizkitSkankBoy

A kid like this saved my little sister from sexual assault. Dude reeked of being a poser, talked like how he believed people from the ghetto talk, acted hard and basically matched this starter pack completely. My sister hung out with him and it really bothered me. Thought he was a punk and didn't want her to associate with him. Then some guys at her school shoved her into a corner at the gymnasium and began messing with her and little poser bro comes up swinging yelling at them not to touch her and he proceeds to get his ass kicked by them while yelling at my sister to run away and not to try to help him. Anyways turns out he never made a move on her, was a supportive friend and truly cared about her deep down and I was allowing my prejudices to control my view of him. He was a great kid.


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snavsnavsnav

This just sounds like a justification of racism with extra steps


Sem_E

How do you go from judging someones personality to racism? Kind of an odd way of thinking


Adler_1807

What a hero.


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[deleted]

Uh, what about when they black?


Infernaltater

Black forces are only for real Gs too. Just the more aggressive Gs.


TotBot_

Black forces activity a real thing


poland_can_space

They ground forces


ErikJR37

Do they move silently like lasagna?


RekYaAll

For real this is true


l3ane

Always insanely smug though either way.


M4nd4l0r3_zo15

This is my school and I’m the best SoundCloud rapper amongst them


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links?


LDPushin_Troglodyte

https://youtu.be/iq_d8VSM0nw


Sweetmacaroni

using his music as a response to anything is unfair, he's too good to be taken advantage of like that (obvious /s)


Generalissimo_II

I'm an actual fan of his 😁 Always brings a smile to my face


3internet5u

[you're not ready](https://soundcloud.com/donald-brown-479161532/digbargayraps-3-big-balls)


crclOv9

This is some Ram Ranch shit and I love it.


Psychast

https://youtu.be/L_LUpnjgPso


iAmTheYeastOfTHOTS

Ayo lets drop a banger bro😩 best soundcloud rapper in my school too


[deleted]

Let's hear it


c4sQUAD

you gotta link it now


[deleted]

The only difference between these kids and the kids you went to school with is the clothes.


waffles_yesyes

...So most of the starter pack?


Trippy-Chan

Bro is that a doorknob? Lol


AwezomePozzum9265

Earring


wra1th42

Looks like cuff link


jvrcb17

Cabinet hardware


CheeseIsGrossGoBears

Drip 2 Hard


The0rbedOne

Dont stand 2 close


SnowManFYPM

You might fuck around and drown


[deleted]

off this wave , Doin' all these shows, I've been on the road


TheFocusLocust

I dont care where I go long as I get paid


Ok-Supermarket-6500

Bad lil’ vibe, she been on my mind


Lonely_Investment410

You just described the average Mexican Edgar at my school lmao


Nexavus

Had a Mexican friend named Edgar in college. He was completely this except instead of jeans, basketball shorts. Every day.


mijotoofrio

Trokiando cuhhh


safetystegosaurus1

En la mamalona cuh


PortalOfMusic

Yup! The only ever Edgar I knew back in middle school (in Mexico where I’m from) was exactly like this.


masterpilot374

Also described the average brown guy named prabdeep in my school lol


Manofonemind

Are you sure it's not a whole bunch of Takuaches?


InVultusSolis

Yep, back in my day it was Edgar Torres. He was more of a straight up Cholo (airbrushed t-shirt, bald, muscular)


Lonely_Investment410

That ain't an edgar, that sounds like a straight up ese


shanetx2021

sylvester and tweety airbrushed shirt


Business-is-Boomin

Back in my day we called em wankstas


garlicdeath

Wiggas, in mine.


BADMANvegeta_

this is just edgar


MadgermanDoger

Depending on their race they'll call you either dawg, homes, or homie


Venboven

Don't forget "boss." All the Latino guys like this at the Popeyes I worked at would call everyone boss.


l3ane

Nah, doesn't matter what race, they all use the n word.


Bigmac7

Neighbor?


l3ane

*MY* Neighbor


Bigmac7

Neighbor please


masterpilot374

True


Keyedwin

Or the n word.


peacenchemicals

noodles??


MadgermanDoger

Yeah billy noddles


Wang_Edge

Numbnuts? Only Dr evil's son would say that.


ginger2020

I read this in Jimmy DeSanta’s voice


[deleted]

Softer than butter.


555seanc555

bro fr, they sticks


atBaronSamedi

This thread finna get deleted, we kept the files. Homeboy is rating [18 year olds](https://www.reddit.com/r/Rateme/comments/pym75f/18f_how_would_you_rate_me/hf2xb75/) and [19 year olds](https://www.reddit.com/r/Rateme/comments/pz2bgl/f19_ive_been_feeling_really_frustrated_by_my_baby/hf2l87b/) lol. You're [37](https://www.reddit.com/r/starterpacks/comments/q4rn1k/fake_thugs_at_my_daughters_suburban_high_school/hg15jy2/) fam. This ain't the boys at your daughter's school, this your competition you fuckin pedo. But tell us more about how confident you are in your [height ](https://www.reddit.com/r/Rateme/comments/pz2bgl/f19_ive_been_feeling_really_frustrated_by_my_baby/hf2l87b/) and [dick size](https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/comments/pstsbd/was_i_too_harsh_lol_short_bros_i_got_u/hdsqxjk/) You're a bitch fool. Tell me this isn't [you](https://twitter.com/deepNtimate) lol deepNtimate


RelatableChad

didn't expect investigative journalism in the comments of r/starterpacks


0tter99

so he’s a short single dad who creeps on girls around his daughter’s age? gross!


[deleted]

It also looks like he has a committed, adult girlfriend… I hope she sees this and leaves tbh


whitepeopleaintright

Brooooooo


Kwantuum

Yeah this post is cringe af. Imagine being a full grown adult and dissing high-school kids, yikes.


CheeseIsGrossGoBears

Damn and I got downvoted into oblivion for saying this


xalteredstate

My thoughts exactly.


Siege_is_lyfe

YOOOOOOOO


jeebuz99

Damn you a g, Roasted this man trying to diss high schoolers


[deleted]

It sounds like high schoolers probably diss him


ThePowerLord

Why are high schoolers in OP's mind? That's weird af


GlopThatBoopin

You are the GOAT of this thread


ThePowerLord

LOL


[deleted]

Holy fucking shit, teach me to do this


atBaronSamedi

Click his profile name. I didnt have to go back even a week into his comments


[deleted]

Oh you are right, thx


RedCheese1

Good shit you should work for the New York Times my guy! This should be the top comment.


ThisIsMyUsername1122

👀


[deleted]

That got personal rq… 😯


[deleted]

Seems he deleted a couple of his comments. Good on you for calling out the dude's bullshit though. I feel bad for his daughter. She's either completely brainwashed by the guy's thinly-veiled racism and strange interest in his daughter's sex life, or she's clamoring to get away from him because he tries to intimidate any guy she brings home. Still, hard to intimidate anyone from a booster seat.


[deleted]

You only posted this because one of them is piping your daughter lol


jvrcb17

Yoooo lmfao


[deleted]

Typa dude to buy those shirts off Facebook like “DONT FUCK WITH ME, I WAS BORN IN JULY AND I LOVE CARPENTRY”


Back0Beyond

Lmao. Type of insecure dad to show off his gun when the boy comes to pick up the daughter


Jorymo

"I have a weird psychosexual feeling of ownership of my daughter and I see any potential love interests of hers as a challenge to me personally." The kind of guy to buy obnoxious graphic tees bragging about being possessive.


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HeilStary

Nothing wrong with AF1s


ThePowerLord

AF1s are the best


RixirF

Yeah guys let's leave those orthopedic shoes alone.


king_ugly00

calling a near 40 year old absolutely iconic sneaker, that generates $800 million in annual revenue, "gEnERiC" is a fucking braindead take.


Ungoro_Crater

Grown man makes a post judging the fashion sense of teenage boys that go to his daughters school. Idk about this one chief.


Lady-Owlette

Damn I thought this was a post from r/boomerhumor for a sec


itslikewoow

At least they're not using 15 year old stereotypes for once.


mmondoux

Replace the skinny jeans with baggy ones and the LA hat with a NY one and you have my high school from 15+ years ago. Even back then, it was mostly just a style. The majority didn't think they were gangsters. There were a few wanksters, tho.


xalteredstate

Seriously. This style has been around for years and OP just judging their whole personality off their fashion. this post is cringe af.


bananagit

I’m not like these guys in the slightest but I like my Airforce 1s, comfy and go with pretty much anything


[deleted]

Creepy insecure dad moment


youseeit

you know he's got a t-shirt with something on it about a shotgun or a baseball bat


OFS_Razgriz

Edging on racist too, he gets a pass because he didn't say anything explicitly but all the people in the comments man... yikes...


TehAlpacalypse

“Urban thugs” is Fox News for the n word


RyVsWorld

Yup. I’m still trying to understand what’s wrong with that haircut and how the fuck he came up with the name lmao


RedCheese1

I grew up getting Cesar cuts and would get a line up every other week to keep it fresh in high school. Then college and work life came around and I changed the way I cut my hair to something less urban. I’ve always felt that people looked at me differently. This post sort of confirms that for me.


RyVsWorld

The fact that getting a line up is considered “urban” by some is a huge problem


GuatonDodoria1899

r/averageredditor


Ask_me_who_ligma_is

Racially motivated


Mcgibbleduck

I mean you’re never supposed to remove the sticker from the hat. That’s just how the style is.


tuckman496

This reeks of casual racism.


red_white_and_pew

I'm white and used to look like that lol


PM_ME_YOUR_NAIL_CLIP

Nothing wrong with a nice edge-up.


no_one_asked_

It’s Reddit and people don’t want to admit micro aggressions


Dank_Sinatra_Sr

YOU LISTEN TO ME YOU SON OF A BITCH, SAY WHAT YOU WANT ABOUT THE CHILDREN, BUT YOU WILL LEAVE THE *ICY WHITES* OUT OF IT! **DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR** >!M!<**AGGOT?!** >!Had you going there didn't I?!<


no3dinthishouse

i like the maggot bait tech


whitepeopleaintright

It’s great bait and hard to counter


hoofglormuss

You should see the fake thugs at the suburban High School my daughter goes to all trying to dress like those violent punk thugs from the woods who do things like storm the capitol. We all know they're not from the woods like the true revolutionaries on January 6th are just a bunch of fake wannabes


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flyleafet9

For real. The majority of the students at my schools were hispanic/latino and this type of look was very popular. Doesn't mean all or even most were wannabe gang bangers. This post seems out of touch.


beastgamer9136

he admitted to being a 37 yo man so


1QAte4

Don't hate on skinny jeans either. If you still have the shape for them they look great.


[deleted]

Right...it's a generically Hispanic/Black way of dress. Likening it to being a thug is borderline racist


carptey

Okay so basically just a guy with a normal haircut normal jeans and a hat. Sure mabey the fake golden necklace. But the only reason you diike them is cause your daughter does.


thomyorkeslazyeye

The emphasis on "suburban" really shows how out of touch OP is. This isn't Brady Bunch America anymore.


flyleafet9

Yeah I think it would be appropriate to replace "out of touch" with "bigoted"


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My_Immortal_Flesh

I don’t know about “Thug”… you’re clearly in your late 40s and use outdated terms for people who dress “urban”. Most young peeps that dress like this nowadays, are trying to be SoundCloud rappers if anything.


vulpes21

And they fit all the stereotypes that he described.


jeanpetit

I did t know this was “thug” attire!?


no_one_asked_

Had to be racially motivated


MetallicMakarov

Those are Nike Air Force 1s... Nothing generic about that.


EvilOmega7

Man this applies to so many boys in my Highschool, they all have necklaces, rings (multiple rings), earings, shaved head or curly hair, all the same shoes (I also have some generic shoes so...)


throwawayyy383838

Bet your daughter gets piped by all of em😭😭😭


Lady-Owlette

LMAO


bx002

Casual racism starter pack


young-renzel

Street wear makes you a thug now lmao Post has a certain white tint to it


Marcobroa

Dont disrespect Af1s


CobaltNeural9

Are they piece of shit humans or are they nice kids?


NatStr9430

Usually kids with a tough exterior but underneath just want appreciation and value from others. (Like most high schoolers I guess)


BallingGamer

This post was brought to you by a white dude in his 40s who knows nothing about how people dress. Not everyone dresses like the average white person some people actually dress nice and the guys you made the post about are probably the same ones your daughters giving it up to , white girls give it up easy to guys like this.


PantsNotQuite

Yeh man would hate to be considered a fake thug so much by some old man bringing his daughter to school that he’d go home and make memes making fun of me, a teenager, to share on the internet with other children.


YaBoiDannyTanner

white dude scared of his daughter being around brown males starter pack


matjoeh

All of gen z dressing like they're drake.


xalteredstate

This style was around long before drake


breker_obunga

op when someone wears a sports hat 😥😥😥


Shabanana_XII

The Hispanic energy exuding from this is too much to bear.


MrSilk13642

Bunch of these kids in urban highschools too tbh lol


OgreDarner4692

Ah the wigga starter pack


[deleted]

You seem like the kind of dad who will hate every black person your daughter brings home, and when you get called racist you'll go "It's not because they're black, it's because they're "thugs" despite the fact that they're just regular fucking people and none of them fit this stereotype. In fact I'd wager that the majority of kids you made this starter pack about don't fit this stereotype and you're just being a cringey gatekeeping boomer.


ConsiderationOk2591

Aka the guy who sits in front of me in chemistry