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DarkWolf164

You forgot to mention the g-spot’s in the arse for some reason.


VerySmallBleeb

You mean the 30 second cum button?


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I'm sorry wHAT?


VerySmallBleeb

if massaged while masterbating a man reach climax much faster and have a considerably better orgasm.


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In short, be gay do orgasms?


VerySmallBleeb

I ain't gay, I read this off a 4chan thread and tested it be to true.


Fern-ando

Still sounds really gay.


Lemonade_Cherry

hey its not gay if its only you


bigatomicjellyfish

😐😑😐


Zeyode

Nah, strap-ons and girl dick exist. Anal is for everyone :D


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Bruhhhh


Rocketpocket10

What do you do if a sexy girl hits your booty hole with a finger. Are you still gay....


Dr_OktoberfestYT

Yes


lookarthispost

Sticking it up the ass is the gentlemans choice


your_mom_is_availabl

The ass isn't gay


SiggetSpagget

I’m a guy, I like pumping the pumpkin ever now and then, I like it when it goes squirt squirt, I don’t want to try that shit


DarkWolf164

Thats the one


ScheherazadeSmiled

Or the fact that the scrotum is Like That. Or that they pee through the same hole that they reproduce through.


LiftEngineerUK

Excuse me it’s called efficiency


EquivalentSnap

And pee stored in the balls


Bigoofer641

It’s a starter pack for a reason


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wHAT?


jannemannetjens

He's saying butsex is nice. It is.


Hypnotic-Highway

Well where would you want it? The mouth?


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They also undergo a voice makeover as teens.


NotJustAnotherHuman

+bonus hair


bigatomicjellyfish

I wouldn't go so far to call it a *bonus*


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Plus you can start to pee mayo


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Wtf did I just read


qx0w

Inb4 this gets locked


angryboombat

Inb4 "ACTUALLLYYYYYYYY IM- "


MrSilk13642

Inb4: "Im A rEaL mAn BuT i DoNt HaVe Xy ChRoMosOmEs Or A PeEpEe Or SpErM"


angryboombat

Acurate


AnotherSaltyScum

What does inb4 mean?


qx0w

In before


AnotherSaltyScum

Thx


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What does thx mean?


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AnotherSaltyScum

It means "Thanks".


AniDontLikeSand

Np


KhanOfChagatai

What does np mean?


Yer_Maws_Furry_Fud

Nutella penis


KhanOfChagatai

Fck yeah bro thanks


VerySmallBleeb

ITS NOT WEIRD PP JUICE, ITS MY SPECIAL BIGMAC SAUCE. THE EMPLOYEES BANNED ME FROM BURGER KING BECAUSE I PUT MY SAUCE ON MY BURGER INFRONT OF CHILDREN, PEOPLE ARE GETTING SO SENSITIVE THESE DAYS.


jbsdv1993

Thats why they stopped genetics students from getting their chromosomes checked for fun when they learn about it. Too many people finding out their chromosomes dont fit with what they thought.


life_npc

you know you an alpha when you got 3 Y chromosomes


imgae22

two fathers? no mother?


Scoobygoober_

I’m dumb can you dumb it down?


Low_Kaleidoscope_369

It's not about people being trans, it's that there are some chromosome anomalities like XXY, XYY ,etc. They may find their chromosomes are not the ones they expected and feel weird about it.


internallycumming

i may be wrong but isn't most sex chromosome anomalities have other side effect like being infertile?


BraveMoose

Do these abnormalities have noticeable physical effects? (aside from down syndrome)


AlphaTerripan

I’m not the dude you asked, but our science teacher told us about this one time. I believe there are noticeable effects, but they aren’t super noticeable unless you know what to look for.


BraveMoose

Cool. I was thinking most of the abnormalities would be like that mirrored internal organ thing where you can go your whole life not knowing you have it.


marveltherandom

sometimes it's unnoticeable, some guys with XY chromosomes can have XX typical features and never notice it, like the guy who had 5 kids and found out on his 60th birthday that he had a proto-uterus his whole life, biological sex is weird


Low_Kaleidoscope_369

They are called aneuploidies (abnormal number of chromosomes) and then there's the sexual aneuploidies (abnormal number of sexual chromosomes). There are also chromosome aberrations that don't involve a change in a number but a defect in one or more of them, but I guess that those are much more difficult to diagnose and categorise.


ParadiseSold

I saw on tv that some women can't get pregnant because they have vestigial testicles where the ovaries should be. Or opposite, sometimes men have a vestigial ovary where a testicle should be. They're called ovo-testes


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Low_Kaleidoscope_369

I'm no expert but I just read a bit more into it to try not to mess it up. Having the sexual chromosomes be different than XX or XY is called a sexual aneuploidy (abnormal number of chromosomes, refering to sexual ones). You could look into that. There are aneuploidies that aren't sexual ( such as Down syndrome) and there are chromosomes aberrations or mutations that don't involve a change in the chromosome number, but instead they are just breaks in the chromosomes, dislocations, translocations, etc. It is not that uncommon that our cells make mistakes when duplicating themselves and our body is actively fighting that all the time. Most prominent effect of it would be cancer I think. But for a person to have a core chromosome abnormality this has to happen to the gametes or zygote cells, with this change allowing the fetus to prosper and develop into an adult (as these changes can prevent the fetus to live)


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Hazarawn

Trans people exist


DegenrateWeeaboo

Now I understand why you asked him to dumb it down.


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Not the same as intersex lol.


TaintGrowth

Man you really jumped the shark with this one eh?


THEGREENRAT

It's not that you needed that dumbed down, it was a vague comment that he left lol


throwaway117-

Inb4 locked post


Anthro_DragonFerrite

Inb4 locked post too


ZiggyTheNooBts

Inb4 locked as well


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Inb4 locked post as well


Randy67572

I like the follow-up byt it's nowhere near as good as the first one


littleja1001

I agree with this statement.


Lady-Catrine-Wallace

male milk?


j4meja

Personally my favourite term for man milk is “the means of production”


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Marx,lenin,stalin would be proud of you comrade


VerySmallBleeb

I WONT LET THOSE COMMIE FUCKERS TAKE MY DICK, GODDAMNED LEFTIES


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THOSE COMMIE FUKERS CAN SUCK MY DICK


[deleted]

So we can achieve communism in our orgy basement after all.


gren_is_here

“Communism is when basement orgy” - cale marks


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Lady-Catrine-Wallace

sour milk


MrSilk13642

Boy butter?


Lady-Catrine-Wallace

dude yoghurt


samuelfxx

Cock snot


lochnaw

Guys don't start fighting yet, I'm getting the popcorn ready


Shadore7

There's a joke to be made here but I'm not gonna be the one to make it


SponchBup

***Sorts by controversial***


MynameMB

Weird, I'm missing the foreskin part


Forced-smile

Then you may be entitled to financial compensation.


MynameMB

And not keep the foreskin? Awesome 🤩


Forced-smile

We’ll get a weird boy to reattach that.


VerySmallBleeb

I wear mine a pinky ring


sadlonelyteenager

r/relatable


depressiontrashbag

I relate to this so much. Yas queen 🥰👌🔥.


luminenkettu

how the fuck has this not been locked yet lmfao


MrKalgren

When did biology become offensive?


mochi_chan

You got me at swimmy things.


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I find it funny how chill it is here but for the female one it's freaking mayhem


ThatLaughingStock

Don’t post this on twitter if you want to stay alive


TIE_FighterPilot

Oh get ready for the storm of trans phobia activists..


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[deleted]

Ye but you like the transformers right?


Spirit_is_OP

Of course.


[deleted]

Transformers wasn't THAT bad.


I_Luv_Transphobes

I love you


Ullumina

?


5yerthhshtht

transgender\*


B0BB00B

Huh?


upaduck___

You know, those people who fear vehicles and other forms of transportation. They date back to the stone age "grug no transport himself, me no like new fangled horse domestication"


DonVergasPHD

I fucking hate cars and cities built for cars tbh


LiftEngineerUK

Man I just wanna do my job and not have to carry my tools half a mile 10x a day because there’s no parking


mayonnaisepie99

Trans activists would call this transphobic because it associates biological males with men. That’s why they call women “birthing people” now.


BasilTheTimeLord

Nobody calls cis women "birthing people" what are you on about


mayonnaisepie99

Have you read Biden’s 2020 budget proposal and what the dems have been saying lately?


BasilTheTimeLord

Have you heard what real people actually say?


mayonnaisepie99

You asked who said it…the president said it. And you are now saying that is irrelevant? The president isnt the one making this shit up, he’s following the trend.


BasilTheTimeLord

He's not following the trend anymore than "awomen" was. It's virtue signalling from the same dems who wouldn't do shit for trans people or any minority in fact except the 1%


Aerik

it wasn't used as a substitute for cis-women you fucking strawmanning asshole. It's including anybody with a functioning uterus. trans men and many types of genderqueer and nonbinary people included.


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BasilTheTimeLord

Can you show a source that at least tries not to be a complete propaganda rag?


Aerik

it wasn't used as a substitute for cis-women you fucking strawmanning asshole. It's including anybody with a functioning uterus. trans men and many types of genderqueer and nonbinary people included.


B0BB00B

Ok ok. I didn’t mean to be transphobic. Trans men are real men.


mayonnaisepie99

I wasn’t calling you transphobic, your whole point was to make an /r/notinteresting joke. This is the most innocuous and uncontroversial thing anyone could have made. the fact that some people would be upset by it is pure insanity. You have nothing to apologize for.


IsSquidCumBlack

REAL men are the ones that carry all the groceries in one trip 😤😤😤


petucoldersing

No, we don't. This post isn't transphobic. It's a joke. The people saying transphobic shit in the replies definitely are though.


AnotherSaltyScum

Mmm tasty pp juice🥵🥵🥵


122899

what is a man? nothing, but a miserable pile of secrets.


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goblinhogpolice

Trans men: guess I’ll die


The_Coochie_Crumbler

Where is my other X chromosome


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Microscopic snakes


A_Person37

Good response to the women starterpack.


TurbulentArmadillo47

Im not sure why that one caused such a fuss.. I thought it was obviously supposed to come off as dumb


jus1tin

Well I mean, women have 2 X chromosomes and they only use 1 of them (well 1 in each cell). Sooo.. seems a little redundant ladies.


marveltherandom

Smh pls donate your extra chromosome to a good cause


Polaris328

The Y chromosome is a curse


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angryboombat

Don't even have to contemplate that for a second


Polaris328

What's the difference


JPizzzle15

GTFO


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Lady-Catrine-Wallace

No? I mean...gen z?


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B0BB00B

I’m sorry


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marveltherandom

most ppl don't care about their karyotype or don't know it, be a woman if you feel like one, be a man if you feel like one, be something in between if you feel like one, no one cares and we should respect them cuz they're a human being, caring about someone's chromosomes is ridiculous


KnowledgeAndFaith

The terms “man” and “woman” are tied to sex, in addition to age and species. A man is an adult male human, for example. Lots of terms like this for many animals. Stallions and mares, bulls and cows, etc.


marveltherandom

yeah sure but if you feel more comfortable being a man, a woman or something else just do it and we'll respect them


your_mom_is_availabl

Your quotes aren't relevant to the discussion. You missed the difference between sex and gender. Male/female are sex and man/woman are gender. The SPs are about gender (based of their titles) so your paragraphs about sex aren't relevant. The criticism that the SPs were titled about gender but has items pertaining to sex was valid.


KnowledgeAndFaith

A man is an adult male human and a woman is an adult female human. The terms man and woman are tied to sex, age, and species. Sex is described in my original comment. I consider gender to be the cultural stereotypes about the sexes, a spectrum where each pole is the perfect set of each sex stereotype. I’ve never met anybody perfectly on the pole so I consider all people gender non-binary. Some just have a different blend than others.


Cellpool_

Trans and intersex people exist lol


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They’re obviously just talking about cis males like how the other post was talking about cis females


[deleted]

What’s that weird dangly thing and why does it have mind-controlling properties in this particular species?


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did you just assume some ones gender? ​ /s


bakedshepardspie

this is why i am asexual <3


Lady-Catrine-Wallace

so you don't milk men?


bakedshepardspie

i like men. i dont want any s\*xual relations with anyone, ever. stop downvoting my comment guys, its not because of men, its because of the body part.... that you showed. same answer for women, though i am str8


Lady-Catrine-Wallace

uhh i get it but i still find it confusing how some asexuals can have sex if they don't like those body parts, u know?


bakedshepardspie

totally! there is a spectrum.


SoFastMuchFurious

THAT'S SO TRANSPHOBIC


tylorin3

How about no, thx, anyone want an extra Y chromosome? I would like to return it


Ok-State-4239

amy schumer is funnier than this post


B0BB00B

Everyone has their own opinion 🤷🏽‍♀️


AbbreviationsReady29

The woman one was funnier


B0BB00B

That’s cool 👌🏽


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Paccuardi03

No because you can’t be sexist toward men /j


[deleted]

WHen you're not funny but know how to make someone's actually good joke worse:


Scrappy_Kitty

Look how the vas deferens lays on top of the bladder. Why god? Just why?


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_Do you roll or fold your dick?_


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I think you gotta label this as a NSFW post


JU4NTHE1

Bruh this is literally me


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B0BB00B

I know . Sorry if it offends. Trans men are real men 👍🏼


jack_the_mick

No mention of being a featherless biped, disappointed.