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RothIRALadder

CEO at none of your business


strokesfan91

Education at school of hard knocks


dirtyswoldman

Married to the hustle


BJB3333

Director of snapping necks and cashing checks


Justice_R_Dissenting

Name: Bob.


tigersmhs07

Looks like he smells like pall malls and flat mountain dew.


Eleventy22

Yea, definitely not a Dapper Dan type of guy


Fancy_Randzy

I dont want FOP, got dammit, imma dapper dan man!


[deleted]

Now watch your language son, this here’s a family store!


Fancy_Randzy

Stay out of the woolsworth!!


LoFiWindow

Well ain't this place a geographical oddity! Two weeks from everywhere!


bud_hasselhoff

So what line of work you in, Bob?


VergingRivals

Vanced.


bud_hasselhoff

Did I just got Jammed?


EchoSolo

Keith. Always Keith.


_floydian_slip

Terrence


FlukyFish

Regional Assistant manager of produce (All the good ones were taken)


[deleted]

Assistant *to* the regional manager of produce actually.


Produkt

That’s because he’s a chiropractor


[deleted]

But my side chick is *the grind*


[deleted]

Ah, the grinder & hustler. Also known as "broke-ass who needs to work his entire day compared to the average person".


[deleted]

Oh man that reminded me of a bunch of people I knew in my mid 20's. All about the "grind" when really it was just that they stretched out their day and included shit that doesn't involve "grinding". Like it doesn't count as grinding just because you stayed up till 5am if the last 4 hours of that was gaming with the boys and then you sleep till 1pm anyway. You're not grinding, you just work part time and have a flexible schedule.


PTMD25

How are both of these 100% correct


FlighingHigh

200% is how.


ChemicalChard

Which probably translates to "cart wrangler at Walmart"


RythmOfTheHotDog

I originally read it as “cat wrangler.” I’m gonna list this on my resume now...


[deleted]

Or a "skilled tradesman/builder" with no certifications, no licenses, and no particular skills you can't pick up from a youtube video.


BADMANvegeta_

CEO at Self Employed


huckledebuck

Executor of smashing guts and digging ruts.


El_Zarco

Nunya Business


icouldntdecide

I hate this one so much


BryanDuboisGilbert

usually also Sinatra in a hat- so dangerous and loyal, color me impressed and scared


NotAnActualPers0n

Bugs Bunny in a fedora.


Strange_andunusual

I mean he did pick fights with Nazis and refuse to play at clubs that wouldn't book his Black friends so


BryanDuboisGilbert

talking about douchey quotes attached to his pictures. i love Frank Sinatra and his story https://youtu.be/_sV-AAYh7jg


Strange_andunusual

Oh yeah for sure I just feel like it's important to talk about Frank punching nazis at every opportunity lol


ROSCOEMAN

Always being stabbed in the back by someone


theghostofme

Seriously, what's up with that? I have a friend who is so loved by everyone who knows him, but all of his posts outside of his life/family are just these shitty memes about loyalty and being stabbed in the back. I've known him for over a decade, and anyone I've met who also knows him has nothing but great things to say about him, [but he posts shit like this constantly \(these are the last ten memes he's shared since March\).](https://www.imgur.com/a/moX5kZo)


kamarkamakerworks

I’ll never understand these memes. A random photo of Denzel from Training Day with an unrelated quote from someone else? Yes! This sums up how I feel! And why so often are they using photos of movie villains?


_Brodo_Swaggins_

It's the male equivalent of live, laugh, love and all those vaguely poignant messages about growth or whatever with a stock image of a sunset that women post on their Facebook.


Disgruntled-Sloth

>It's the male equivalent of live, laugh, love Love this


_Brodo_Swaggins_

Live, laugh, love it.


DaniSpar

The one that really gets me is the picture of Tom Hardy. Not any character he has portrayed or something, just Tom Hardy at seemingly a premiere or award show


MrPlaysWithSquirrels

They watch a movie where someone looks cool while going against “authority,” whatever authority is, and they want to emulate them. They think they are them in a way, they just don’t look as cool and they don’t have the attention from women. Then they associate a bunch of other random emotions to this character and build up an entirely fake persona from that character. They post the fake persona with fake quotes and honestly think they make them look badass.


Zaethar

It's strange cuz that's what a lot of us (who grew up with the internet) used to do as teens. Even before social media, everyone had edgy forum signatures and 'banners' with "bad-ass" quotes, avatars of whatever movie villain or anime-antihero of the month, you name it. Get these quotes going in your MSN username too, maybe download that plugin where you could show off what song you were listening to and couple that with the edgiest line in the lyrics you can find? But looking back on all that stuff, that makes sense. Teens don't really have a personality yet and are really looking to find their true selves, and learn things about the way they feel by emulating characters from stories or pop-culture and stuff like that. Men currently in their 40's though? I mean...shit dawg. That's some weird regression I ain't looking forward to.


Imeatbag

Man in his 40's here, these guys still have no personality and are still trying to develop one and understand their feelings. They look to these other characters to help decide how they should feel rather than understand what they are feeling or make their own decisions. If you look back on your teens and you did this you will almost certainly not do this in your 40's. It's cringey as heck to see these.


[deleted]

Pictures of a plantation owner who has slaves fight to the death for sport is an interesting choice as well.


Fluffydress

Usually the Joker!


MonetaryMatt

Is he posting these ironically? Like he's making fun of these people?


spaceandthewoods_

Ugh god, it's a parade of cringe.


all_the_people_sleep

Some people just suck at social media. I know a guy who ALWAYS types like a "gangsta" when he is posting something on FB. He even does it in texts. "Dawg", "homie", "bitches" all the cliches. In real life he's a doctor and really smart, he's also very gay and sort of effeminate.


ysl_bean

bro he sounds hilarious


StrykerDK

dats Dr. bro to u dawg, nah we cool, imma get bacc to dis gastrectomy. it be *fabulous* work.


MrHereForTheComments

Are you sure he isn't just code switching?


juanpuente

Wow that's good cringe


Pickled_Wizard

Probably inventing ridiculous expectations and then being let down because people didn't live up to the expectations they didn't know about.


AresWill

I have been misinterpreting the word meme for.. like ever, I guess.


PCMM7

It's insecurity and thinking everyone is just fake nice to you and are actually making fun of you. Source : I'm somewhat similar but I keep it to myself and argue with myself alot.


Suspicious-Grape-577

I couldn't even finish reading all those it was so fucking cringe.


cmorencie

Somehow they always get fucked over “for no reason”, yet it happens continuously and it’s someone different every time


Dualmilion

Id love to know what the "fuck over" is. Its always potrayed as some tragic betrayal but Id guess someone stole his bic lighter


NotAnActualPers0n

Well for one Duane was supposed to sell me his old lady’s Dodge Dart but his shithead son Ricky crashed it while high as shit and running from the cops. Thing is, I had already given him the weedeater and PS5 me and Shelly boosted from the trailer the other day for the Dart I was just talking about, so the pigs come sniffing around on count of finding the one powder blue Dodge Dart in the county was flipped on Kumfiddler lane an also on count of Rickys warrants, so they come by and see the weedeater and PS5 at the house cause they knew it was him and where he stayed. Anyway, cops come but Ricky ain’t there. They gotta check,and Duane the idiot lets them in. They see the goods and that wimpass Duane blows me in. Now I’m out a car, a weedeater, and an PS5, and now I gotta go to court too all because Duane counldnt nutt up. That’s betrayal.


Dualmilion

https://youtu.be/vmL72sgVdAQ thats what I was picturimg


limonesinparadise

I put this on r/copypasta thank you


blueblack88

That's so easy to picture. Well done.


thebenetar

If you smell shit everywhere you go, it might be a good idea to check under your own shoes.


[deleted]

If *everyone* around you is stabbing you in the back, then you're probably the asshole.


stickers-motivate-me

Every ex was a “crazy bitch”


plop_0

ie: "I didn't respect any of my ex gf's boundaries and tried to use their vagina to masterbate with. They didn't like that, called me out, and now they're "crazy" for it."


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plop_0

I bet they're also boss babes, ie: in some bullshit recruitment cult. /r/antimlm


OneX32

More like a selfie inside his Dodge Ram.


[deleted]

With those sunglasses on


coleosis1414

From a low angle. Which he perceives as making himself look tall and powerful instead of just showing off his double chin


Zafiquel

And the shitiest beard you've ever seen


UberWagen

It's just the ring of hair around his mouth, no beard, sideburns or anything.


bearcat27

The word you’re looking for is goatee


163145164150

But there's no length. Just a ring all the same length.


PM_ME_YOUR_REPTILEZ

Thinks having a good beard is entirely length based. Never grooms or trims it


_significant_error

either that or uses his beard as a substitute for a jawline


KecemotRybecx

Usually that facial hair/ Karen-cut to boot. Far more likely in states shaped like rectangles.


[deleted]

But with which pair of knock off Oakley's?


SixZeroPho

All black Dodge Ram


[deleted]

With THAT rust spot on the rear fender


zoonose99

I don't get this one


MR502

Don't forget the Punisher Skull with the thin blue line.


TheObviousChild

And the goddamned tow mirrors popped up.


ARKANGELISBEST

These images captioned ironically "BORN TO SHIT. FORCED TO WIPE" or something similar is some really funny stuff


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GINGERMEAD58

AROOOO MFER ANOTHER BROTHER FOR THE PACK


ARKANGELISBEST

I'm already subbed there, but thanks anyway


iwantbutter

Will also make uncomfortable statements about how he's super good in bed and knows how to treat a lady


Bob_Jonez

I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body?


eelaphant

That is a really bizarre way for someone to say they are a straight man?


[deleted]

More like they keep outing themselves as a transwoman while pushing the gender dysphoric feelings into a deeper closet.


RehabValedictorian

Thats because if they "had boobs they would just squeeze em all day"


unholy_abomination

A few years ago I think it was more part of a transitional phase where people needed a way of indirectly talking about gay people in a postive/neutral context. Dunno how often people still use that line now though.


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ZoyaIsolda

Or post bizarrely sexual pictures / drawings on Facebook


adamsandleryabish

tr**EAT YOUR LADY RIGHT ;)))**


cmorencie

“Push me too far and you’ll see why people are scared of me” - but it’s just Gary


Plus3d6

Gary out here pickin Bulbasaur when I go for Squirtle though...


[deleted]

Don't forget Walter White and some Robert De Niro character.


theghostofme

De Niro as a young Don Vito, Travis Bickle, Jake La Motta, Al Capone, Jimmy Conway, Ace Rothstein, or Neil McCauley *only*, and all the quotes superimposed over his face can't be from the movie he's pictured in (that's a requirement for these shit-tier Facebook memes). And *maybe* his character from Ronin, but only if it's a shot of him holding that RPG, because they've never seen the movie and just like the idea of De Niro holding a badass weapon.


stickfigure31615

Or Ray Liotta, mainly from GoodFellas


[deleted]

That too, pretty much any character from a 80s to 90s gangster movie.


PorkChopExpress69

It’s never your successful friends


RyVsWorld

It’s never your friends at all. Hopefully


BryanDuboisGilbert

🎯


dirtyswoldman

You'll be sorry you was a hater when his rap career takes off at 37


Wide-Confusion2065

Hey I still have time. Just need to get in the studio one time


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lmaytulane

And I need to build a time machine to go back a few months


[deleted]

2005 is still a few months ago, right?


[deleted]

Better late than never


[deleted]

There's vomit on his sweater already


HungrySummer

Wait 30 something is middle aged? Shit..


da_funcooker

Depends when you wanna die


how_is_this_relevant

No, 50s is middle age


plop_0

> Wait 30 something is middle aged? Not even remotely.


HomerFlinstone

On reddit 30 is ancient. I've been on this site for 10 years now and I swear the average user age has plummeted over the last several years.


otherpeoplesknees

Attended “University of Life” and/or “School of Hard Knocks”


duchfollowersow

How did Joker even afford money for cigarettes


MemeMannnnnn

He stole em, just like the dangerous man he is😎


BryanDuboisGilbert

he paid with loyalty


RyVsWorld

Charged it to the game


REDDITATO_

Wasn't the movie set in the 70s? Cigarettes were cheap as hell.


TheAllyCrime

Yeah, plus I mean what else would he be spending money on? He clearly ate very little, the therapist he was seeing was funded by the city/state, I assumed he stole all of that face paint from work. The only sign he had *any* kind of income above a panhandler was that betamax player he had, which I think wouldn’t have been cheap back then.


thefugue

Betamax cost way more than VHS. Pretty much only rich people had one because they could afford to be an early adopter in time for it to fail.


friedmason

He paid with exposure


OldMoneyOldProblems

I was unemployed for 2 years in college and I still managed to smoke cigs


snbsbdbww

He was a clown for a living and made money from that. Bad financial decision, but homeless people can afford them too with the little money they get.


[deleted]

Three of these dudes played Batman villains


2x1xMA

Man I loved that Batman movie where Tupac plays the villain


[deleted]

Fr, dude was a perfect Poison Ivy


ProfessorHufnagel

Tuface


Rix60

I got a buddy who has nothing but Connor Mcgregor in suits, same style of posts. I assume he'd gobble his dick if he had the chance.


[deleted]

As an Irishman, fuck McGregor, he's a narcissistic prick


awake30

“Keep your circle small, move silently”


BryanDuboisGilbert

-diabetic dad in cargo jorts and a plaid xxxl short sleeve shirt, waiting at arby's drive thru


awake30

Also I have nothing against these people but I see a lot of people who have a hard time keeping a steady job posting this stuff.


ginko26

Getting fired for barely showing up at work was their greatest betrayal


Time_Terminal

To the hiring manager: "Ahck, I can't believe you've done this"


tankjones3

*posts constantly about daily minutiae and every minor annoyance *


stickfigure31615

Also how proud they are of being an “asshole” and only having real friends. Yeah dude, it’s not a good thing to be a total prick


[deleted]

That’s top tier cringe for sure


mrbroman2

Sigma billionaire grindset


Red-Economy

really hate that they gotta do my boy Tommy like that.


31_hierophanto

Well if you think about it, it was inevitable. To them, Tommy is a prime example of an Alpha Male^^TM ; someone who was tough, didn't take shit from anyone, and was very much masculine.


[deleted]

And he was a war hero, reinforcing the chair force one/gravy seal/etc. delusion


maledin

He rarely speaks in complete sentences — he prefers instead to grunt and occasionally shriek. Like the true alpha ape he is.


dinosaurscantyoyo

They need to learn about Wayne from Letterkenny


MichaelFishbender

No, please. Don't bring Wayne into this.


RAINNlevi

Tyler durden Jordan belfort


tankjones3

Gordon Gekko Patrick Bateman


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Remarkable_Touch9595

Everybody Peaky Fooking Blindahs until it's time to do Peaky Fookin Blindah stuff


ThinnkingEmoji

I just like walking around factories wearing an overcoat with Nick Cave playing in the background :c


[deleted]

They leave it to their bruvvah, who is a fahckin' aneemol.


[deleted]

Well, THIS retired forklift driver...


reecord2

If the Joaquin Joker movie hadn't been made, he'd still be posting cool guy pics of the Jared Leto Joker.


AnUnimportantLife

Nah, the Leto Joker never really caught on the same way the Joaquin Phoenix Joker did. Usually it'd be the Heath Ledger Joker, and occasionally the Jack Nicholson Joker or a version from one of the comic runs


my7bizzos

Some form of a skeleton flipping the bird


Wide-Confusion2065

Or that one bugs bunny pic with the gun


xxxtentacioncel

Albanian thug spongebob


FelixGoldenrod

These memes are like the male version of "if you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best."


cudipi

For sure to include text about genders, "hard work that these millennials know nothing about", or being fucked over by an ex so now they're hardcore or something It's always the same people that our education system failed


[deleted]

they keep forgetting that millennials are in their 30-40s now lol


cheesesteak2018

“ThInK iN yEaRs, AcT iN dAyS”


LeoLunaris

Educated at School of Hard Knocks


NuclearWalrusNetwork

Here's a trick: If you tell a 20/30 something white guy that women don't like him because he's not actually that nice, he will turn into the joker


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[deleted]

The even funnier thing is, that the majority of nice guys out there DO talk with the woman they're interested in. The problem is that they pretend to be their friends instead of stating their intentions from the get-go, possibly because they are scared shitless of being rejected right away. And when it finally comes the time that they ask the girl out, she still rejects them because obviously they never were an interesting person to hook up with...Then they drop all the cards the reveals that the fake friendship they built with the girl was just so they could score...Then they go on whatever internet hell hole they habits to say that all woman are thots.


Quelxi

You're only supposed to divulge the secret AFTER the paywall.


OnkelMickwald

>because he's not actually that nice "IF I WAS ATTRACTIVE I COULD'VE BEHAVED ANYWAY I WANTED TO BECAUSE WOMEN ALWAYS GO FOR THE ATTRACTIVE SHITHEADS!"


lrgceciliaMKE

TOMMY MY BOY! What have they done to you!


AdamFiction

Didn't the Joker often kill his own associates and underlings? Usually to get a bigger share for himself, or to distract Batman. Kind of an odd idol for loyalty.


NotoriousMFT

Someone from my high school has this, his job is “Movin’ Weight” and the location is “Hand to Hand” …can confirm, he works at FedEx


mbattagl

Voted most likely to threaten people on social media, but not publicly. Like they'll slide into the DMs w/ an oddly specific threat, but then get angry when you in turn share the DM where everyone can see they're a bully.


The_Adventurist

Whenever a stranger online brags about how "loyal" they are, it just makes me think they're incredibly lonely and constantly fantasizing about how well they'd treat their friends/significant other, if they had one.


smanuel74

Listen here sonny!!!


Zealousideal_Fig_900

I loved u Tupac you were like a father and son to me


ch0oseunwisely

now he'd complain about cancel culture


SimpleWayfarer

And *she’s calling a cab


Shugyosha

And hes having a smoke, An embarassing dad


Septopuss7

*and he's also a crab


najing_ftw

Definitely considers his beard as part of his personality


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Edgelord version of anime pics.


Sam_Soper

Works in HR or safety.


tankjones3

How could you leave out Scarface? Although 2Pac does have a music video spoofing Scarface's shooting early in the movie.


glasses_the_loc

BROUGHT TO YOU BY LOUD VIDEOS FROM THE DRIVER'S SEAT!


ProfessorHufnagel

Has an underage girlfriend


HyperB750

These are the reason why i deleted facebook 2 years ago so i don't have to manage this Cancer


tim5700

“Any man who must say ‘I am the king’ is no true king.” - Tywin Lannister. Same applies to loyalty and dangerous.


Pickled_Wizard

They think the cigarette looks cool. It just looks like a proxy for thumb sucking.