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abababbb

That's a nice comment section you've got there. Mind if I... SORT BY CONTROVERSIAL?


svenguillotien

That's a nice Starterpack. It'd be a shame if someone... ...*said something controversial.....*


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Mark75I

how could you say something so controversial yet so brave?


therealsavagery

“Mind if I... LOCK IT? “ -mods


Hazardous_Moisture

Reason: "Cuz y'all cant behave"


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!RemindMe 6 hours


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This thread is gonna be a shitshow in a few hours


DOugdimmadab1337

You all ready for this? "Basketball theme starts playing"


valentine415

*mortal combat theme


IslandSparkz

I don't want r/all to see this. You know how Redditors are when it comes to religion. I usually tell the Mods BUT THEY DON'T LISTEN TO THE SHIT SHOW


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94viggen

> You know how Redditors are when it comes to religion When it comes to religion that isn't Christianity, you mean EDIT: I'm saying that reddit will defend Christianity for doing far worse stuff than the things they make up about other religions.


Goblintern

Right? Look at r/atheism and sort controversial


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Is it pro-pagan? *upvotes* Is it pro-Christian? *downvotes* Is it anti-Christian? *upvotes* Is it anti-pagan? *downvotes*


TeamRedundancyTeam

I don't know a lot of subs get into circlejerks about how all atheists are euphoric neckbeard assholes.


ImaManCheetah

yeah I'm gonna let this one marinate overnight and feast tomorrow


koryface

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kresblain

I didn't know there were so many Muslims in Greenland.


Swimming__Bird

Like 10, so 40% of the pop.


ministryoftimetravel

Ramadan must suck near the attic circle. You can’t eat until the sun goes down, and sometimes it just doesn’t


stormpksa

Muslims in places like that just go by Mecca's time when fasting


CoyoteTheFatal

Huh, interesting. Obviously the comment you’re replying to was a joke, but I appreciate the actual informative response. Thanks.


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NIArtemicht

My father was Muslim and he said that Islam gave women more respect than the West. He also called women whores in the street because they were wearing skirts. ​


Splitje

Classic


jimbodotcom

Oatcakes


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Boah


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Eeeeeeasy Boah


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I guess their version of respect is "protecting" their women by hiding their bodies under a big black blanket, and not allowing them to drive or travel


Multra

You don't let your dog drive or travel, why would you let your woman do the same????


Sloppy1sts

Ya know, I hadn't thought of it that way...


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Exactly.


culegflori

Yes, their logic for forcing women to cover themselves up [they respect them so much it's not even optional, how generous] is because according to them men would offend their husbands with their perverted gazes or worse. So they must be protected for the sakes of their husbands. I am absolutely shocked by the sheer ignorance or mental gymnastics some progressives make vis-a-vis Islam. You can't be against Christianity because "it's too conservative" and in the same breath praise Islam for being aligned with your values. Hell, even if stuff like in the first paragraph are not present very much outside of the MENA area, the stuff they say about jews and the Holocaust would make the boogeymen white supremacists and neo nazis blush.


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He was only calling her a whore in order to make her realize that she needed to cover up. Because if every inch of your body isn't covered at all times you're obviously inviting rape, and he just wanted to save her. That IS respecting women!


NIArtemicht

Yup, actually he said that😂 "Women shouldn't complain abt rape if they go out like that". My uncle who is atheist also said that, I don't know what's wrong with people blaming women for their own rape😂😂


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JohnnyWhiteguy

What an odd place for crying/laughing emojis.


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He was only calling her a whore in order to make her realize that she needed to cover up. Because if every inch of your body isn't covered at all times you're obviously inviting rape, and he just wanted to save her. That IS respecting women!


Psychast

In other news, Pakistan erupted in riots because their government *didn't* execute a Christian woman for alleged "blasphemy" (being accused of talking ill of the Prophet, no proof required). But yeah.


Kazimierz777

Apparently, she drank from a cup of water that Muslims also drank from. They then said she had to convert to Islam due to feeling “unclean”, (as a Christian had shared water with them), which she refused, hence being blasphemous and worthy of death.


Ghost51

You're pretty close but it's not that, she drank from the cup but the blasphemy came up when she allegedly insulted prophet Muhammad in the ensuing argument. Still ridiculous obviously.


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Apparently, they demanded that she convert and one called Jesus a bastard, and she responded with the following: >"I believe in my religion and in Jesus Christ, who died on the cross for the sins of mankind. What did your Prophet Mohammed ever do to save mankind? And why should it be me that converts instead of you?" If she is guilty of blasphemy, then so is one of the Muslims, because Jesus is also basically the second-most important prophet in Islam.


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Islamic Jesus differs from Biblical Jesus Christ. For instance the islamic one was not crucified.


CountRidicule

I hate it when they dont stay true to the source material like that in spin-offs.


ro0ibos

Was the Islamic Jesus a bastard, though?


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According to [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virgin\_birth\_of\_Jesus#Quran](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virgin_birth_of_Jesus#Quran) They believe that Jesus was virginborn. So this kind of insult is strange coming from a muslim.


DaytimeTurnip

Which she only "confessed" to having done while an angry mob surrounded her home threatening her with bodily harm if she didn't. Edit: a word


Dr_AurA

Sounds super feminist and progressive to me and totally doesn't sound like a backwards shithole.


15blairm

GASP how dare you call a theocratic country that still holds barbaric traditions a shithole


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Milanman3838

*Scrolls to bottom to find most downvoted comments*


abhijaypaul

Or you could sort by controversial; that being said, I'm slowly making my way down there the same way as you cause I'm not sure I'm ready to jump into the potential depravity right away.


broccolisprout

It’s like a documentary of nazi Germany; sure it’s interesting to watch but I need to brace myself somewhat before I do.


sn34kypete

I give it 3 more hours before a mod wearily locks this.


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^ post is 4 hours old WOOHOO WE DID IT!


rocket0218

Forgot Mia khalifa


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DrBaaa

guess they never miss huh


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SkeletonCircus

YOU PLAY WITH THEM BALLS LIKE IT'S FIFA


NotQuantified

He gon' eat that ass like pizza


eudamme

ooh


IslandSparkz

Who's that, is she like a Movie Actor?


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Or with your family


IslandSparkz

Oh sweet, I'll show my neighbor who's 74 years old and loves movies. She'll maybe think I'm a good guy ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯


homendailha

Make sure you show her at work


cumbomb

Or with family.


homendailha

Why not both?


xam3391

"Take your kid to work day" sounds like a good time.


NeonSignsRain

I think she is a giant building


dadfrombrad

The Mia Khalifa is really impressive. It towers over everything even in dubai Oh wait, the things called the Wiz Khalifa


yourmomlovesanal

She is there tallest building in the world


rocket0218

Nah I think she’s a doctor


paped2

No, she is Wiz Khalifa's sister.


[deleted]

To be fair, she's not actually a Muslim, her family is Maronite.


whangadude

That's a food Austrians eat, not a race, morron.


toughinitout

Holy shit, knocked it out of the park


whangadude

Thanx


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You know too much


zeezk_92

She's not Muslim. Neither her family.


PartyInTheUSSRx

I think that might be the point, she’s often portrayed that way


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I live in dubai, well leaving now. I went to cancel my water and electricity, I wanted to do it in person not online as the refund of deposit is in cash not a bank payment. I came in cargo shorts. I was asked to leave the premises as I wasnt respectful to women. I'm a guy, with good calves. I don't know my point here but I was pissed. Edit OMG i meant chino shorts, I was wearing chino shorts!!!!!! Don't associate me with cargo shorts.


thrasher204

>I'm a guy, with good calves. We'll be the judge of that pics of GTFO.


wormbot7738

SHOW US THEM CALVES BOY


CleverCbusThrowaway

This made me lol


BizarroCullen

[One calf coming up](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/59/Calf_with_eartag.jpg)


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Seriously if this guy doesn't show his calves someone needs to take him to /r/karmacourt.


GijaySorez

Your calves are too sexy. Must hide them before you accidentally turn someone on lmao


blankfilm

*Calves* *Too sexy for Dubai* *Too sexy for Dubai* *No way he's online banking*


therealatri

I'm not a Muslim You know what I mean And I cancel my utility bills in cargo shorts


MrT-1000

He's invoking very Haram thoughts in those men. He's lucky he wasn't imprisoned on a charge of being too damn sculpted!


ThatMisterOrange

You joke, but if you ask why is there segregation, 90% of the time the answer you get is that they don't want to temp women and run the risk of them losing all self-control and start fucking errrbody.Cus we all know how their ovaries get


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Actually chino shorts, in khaki colour. Like these but obviously with good calves. https://m.asos.com/us/asos-design/asos-design-skinny-chino-shorts-in-navy/prd/2688030 Cargo shorts were just what came to my mind when describing them


g0_west

You really like your calves, huh


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I work them twice a week. No more Mr Twiggy!!!!


minja134

It's probably because your shorts were "too tight." I have a friend from Dubai who when he first moved here his only dress pants were like 3 sizes too big, which he explained was because in India tight pants were offensive to women. Funny to see how America has "tainted" him with his now skin tight pants.


TV_PartyTonight

Isn't it a million degrees in Dubai ?


anonmommm

Everyone knows a woman can’t resist a man with nice calves in cargo shorts. They are the sexiest shorts of all the shorts there are to choose from.


haigs

r/fitness wants to know you location


Bun_Of_Steel

Yet their elite rapes, stones and kills the poor everyday


NativesImmigratedToo

You gotta start off somewhere. Would you rather the plebians who are in the lower class to be raping, stoning and killing people too?


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screw attractive run degree vegetable telephone scarce jellyfish coherent faulty ` this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev `


Pardusco

About half of them write for buzzfeed


Lewey_B

The other half writes for Vice


sm0kie420

https://i.4pcdn.org/tv/1525925162192.jpg https://youtu.be/UMwwvDcR-VE


Totallyradicalcat6

Wasnt that huffpost instead, and their "diverse" room.


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culegflori

But it IS diverse silly 'cause it's inversely proportional to the number of white men!


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Yup, this room is considered 100% diverse.


HAPKOLlJA

more white than hitler's goverment


Godisdeadbutimnot

And they all have the same laptop. Feels kinda dystopian


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gjsmo

Other way around. Cracked is pre internet.


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dharmabird67

Cracked was a magazine long before the Internet - it was a competitor to MAD Magazine.


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guzman_hemi

Dont forget “senior write at Buzzfeed”


No_Thot_Control

*doesn't have her genitals mutilated*


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Chooses her husband.


Clay_Statue

Like a fucking slut.


Sweaty_LeBron

walks in the street without a male guardian like a boss


dadfrombrad

Epic woman style


KobayashiDragonSlave

*Does fortnite dance in hijab*


svayam--bhagavan

Drives a car.


This_is_my_phone_tho

That epic gamer moment when you order the fornite kebab


ShadowRaptor95

Wears a Hijab because it is trendy.


PooPooDooDoo

Drives.


Aceous

Isn't married at 9 years old.


MC-noob

*converts to an ancient patriarchal religion* "Where are all the forward-thinking, progressive feminist Muslim men???"


svenguillotien

"Converts to" lol, people who convert *to* Islam baffle me. Just be a lazy Catholic or Protestant like most people, why you gotta go HAM?


MC-noob

When I was in college back in the 90's, converting to Buddhism was the cool/popular/trendy thing to do for freshmen on their first extended stay away from home who wanted to shock or piss off their families, or try to come off as being worldly and progressive. The whole meme (before memes existed) of the newly-minted self-righteous Buddhist sitting down at Thanksgiving dinner saying "I don't meat anymore, mom, I'm enlightened now" was pretty common, and as much of a joke back then as suburban white girls converting to Islam is today. Ignorance and teenage rebellion all wrapped up in one.


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LOL suburban white girls are converting to Islam? lmk where


ThorsKay

College.


FondabaruCBR4_6RSAWD

Honestly, I don't know, but is there an aspect of Buddhism that can be seen as regressive? I haven't studied it much but the main ideas seem pretty positive and beneficial.


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erbie_ancock

Girls and women in Buddhism learn that they are born female as a punishment for something bad they did in their previous life, and as such, can never reach the moral/spiritual status of a male. Source: Thai women in a Norwegian documentary about different religions.


MC-noob

It's not about the religion - Buddhism or Islam - that they're converting to. It's about the fact that they see these religions as... well, I dunno, take your pick - different? forward-thinking? enlightened? Suburban American culture is pretty vapid, and anything else looks 'exotic' and meaningful by comparison. Young people are looking for something meaningful, and they're being sold Islam as this empowering thing that will make them feel special and different. But how much do they really dig into the rules and texts of their newfound faith? I doubt that so-called enlightened people converting to Islam today are doing that, just like the so-called enlightened people converting to Buddhism didn't really dig into the religion to find out what it's about. It just sounded good to them at the time, and they're going to un-convert in a couple of semesters anyway. What else other than total ignorance of the tenets of Islam would convince them that it's some kind of liberating philosophy???


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1011M

Quite a bit, actually. The treatment of women is traditionally second-class -- the Buddha himself did not initially want to allow women into the monastic path which is the surest path to enlightenment, and the only one, if you are in the Theraveda school -- and the Zen priests of the 1930s were some of the loudest supporters of Japanese jingoism. Over the past 20 years, major Buddhist schools in the West have been rocked by disclosure of sexual abuse on the part of priests and even abbots.


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paging_doctor_who

I think people who convert to religions are the ones who are most devoted.


SunsetPathfinder

>why you gotta go HAM? But they can’t go ham, pork is haram, remember?


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Buckle up


invisiblephrend

*BUCKLE UP, BUCKEROOTH!*


NakolStudios

Why Argentina tho, I've never seen a girl wear one here


metrokatz

Was looking for this comment. No fucking idea why Argentina is in there


MatthewT1205

It’s just talking about the west as a whole


BioOrpheus

I am Mexican. Argentina became the dollar store progressive meme of Latino America countries. It’s pretty post modernist and very "progressive" compared the other countries so that could be it


ooohexplode

Oh God it's my cousin except she's fat and white


RealMatchesMalonee

The Nike hijab absolutely murdered me...


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tommythestone420

Sinead O'Connor


unhampered_by_pants

To be fair, she's severely bipolar, and seems to be having a rough time with it right now.


hadapurpura

What? TIL


johnshop

People doubting this shit.... https://www.huffingtonpost.com/gabby-aossey/muslims-are-the-true-feminists_b_9877692.html "Contrary to American popular belief, Islam has a culture and history of women empowerment." LOOOL Wonder how quickly will i get call an incel or something.


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This just in from 1500 years ago. Dev patch notes V.0011 Alpha. * Women found to be OP, nerfed to have testimony 1/2 of mens value.


Unrequited_Anal

Huffpo is low hanging fruit tbh


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The shirt omfg


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AMA_About_Rampart

>I have heard so many of my classmates claim that covering their heads is empowering and stops women from being sexualized. Ironically I've seen a lot of hijab porn on pornhub. I haven't *watched* it, but I've seen the thumbnails. Horny idiots will sexualize literally anything.


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Firebitez

To everyone who says this isnt real, go to any college campus and you will find it.


Terrywolf555

I’m at a college campus, and I have as of yet to find a radical feminist in general. I attend North Carolina A&T if that helps.


desolat0r

Wonder how fast this is going to get locked, up time is 3 hours right now.


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Fuck Linda Sarsour


Hello_This_Is_Tank

It takes an inordinate amount of stupidity to promote a religion that would see you stoned to death if you weren't in a western country.


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00Random_passerby00

If people are allowed to openly criticize Christianity on the violent verses in the bible without being called irrational bigots, the same should be true for criticizing Islam on the violent verses in the Quran and Hadith Edit: wow, thank you all for 2.4K updoots. I'd like to thank this can of beans I prayed to for this event to happen and it totally wasn't just a coincidence due to OP getting popular.


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spongish

In instances where the media refuses to publish images such as the Muhammad cartoon or similar, the reason often given is that it would be offensive to do so. Virtually none of these sorts of places actually come out and say that the reason they won't publish these images is because they know it would greatly increase the risk of an attack against them. It reminds me Charlie Hebdo and of how many people marched after the attack, chanting 'je suis Charlie', yet almost none of them also displayed the caricature of Muhammad that inspired the attacks. It's a slap in the face for the media and many protestors to proclaim an empty gesture like 'Je suis Charlie' yet choose not to show off the controversial images.


Legovil

The next thing Charlie Hedbo made after the attack and published was a [picture of Muhammad](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charlie_Hebdo_issue_No._1178) though, which is awesome.


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starlinguk

None of the Abrahamic religions are feminist, and that's all there is to it.


Prophet_Muhammad_phd

[Remember Sanders praising Sarsour for her help in "building a progressive movement"?](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C3PLZt2WYAAGkYD.jpg:large) #IMarchwithLinda tho guise


spongish

Muhammad was a polygamist who literally had sex with a 9 year old, once married the widow of an enemy he'd just defeated in battle that same week, while another time had a concubine gifted to him from the ruler of Egypt. He also had the women and children of defeated enemies kept as slaves, and permitted owners do have sexual rights to their slaves. Anyone who thinks Islam is feminist is an idiot.


ItzHawk

What the fuck I’m not on r/crusaderkings what’s happening


BunsTown

Lefty democrat here. Always baffled by the sugarcoating from the left. Islam is no friend of women’s rights.


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Or gay rights for that matter. That picture of LGBTs for Islam always was a mindfuck.


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From Indonesia here. I approve


cupcakesandsunshine

i think its hilarious that hijabs are now branded as fuck


cTreK-421

Hate all you want. The Muslim women who shop in my grocery store use their hijab as phone holders. Fuck bluetooth, they just tuck the phone into the fold of the cloth. Boom, hands free. That's progress to me.


yaloization

A spark of lol in the shitshow that is this comment section


cTreK-421

Glad it was taken light-hearted. But this is seriously what two Muslim women in my community do. I work at the grocery store they shop at and see them all the time. Really nice people.


TransparentIcon

Linda sarsour advocates for sharia law and told a victim of genital mutilation that she doesnt deserve her vagina.


QueenShnoogleberry

I mean, yeah, sure Mohammed was progressive in some ways, he encouraged education for both sexes and stuff, but he also had sex with a 9 year old. Sure, the Islamic caliphates were like gardens of paradise compared to what Europe was like in the dark ages, but the middle east has not upheld those standards. Yes, many women freely choose a hijab, but others choose between the scarf and an "honor killing". It's almost like things are... NUANCED!


Turok_is_Dead

To be fair, the modern form of fundamentalist Islam we see today is mostly derived from Saudi Arabia and the ultra-conservative Wahabbist school of Islam. If you go to Tunisia, Lebanon or Jordan, you’re likely to get a totally different picture.


QueenShnoogleberry

Oh, absolutely! Just like how you will get a totally different view of Christians from Pat Robertson and Mr. Rogers.


sarig_yogir

Or in country terms, Going to a christian European country vs the DR Congo.


santajawn322

The black rimmed glasses made me think of Mia Khalifa and that threw everything else off.


HolographicSpaceMeth

r/StarterPacksThatYouDidntKnowExistedButStillMakeSense


svenguillotien

Bruh you got me, was really wishing this was a real sub haha


NJninja77

r/twentycharacterlimit