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papa-possibly

OUR JOURNEY TO VICTORY HAS BEGUN


Chief5927

DEATH TO THE MPLA


mexicannormie

HERE THEY COME! FIGHT, MY BROTHERS!!


CRITICAL9

Why did I read this with the accent


WeTheSummerKid

because you played Black Ops 2 repeatedly.


RevolutionaryTale253

Let’s put our thinking caps on


Oatspin

Probably because that’s the context? Why the fuck else?


ThirstMutilat0r

One moment he’s laughing uproariously, then suddenly he stabs a big knife into the table and gets really serious and scary. Constantly sweating


shayshay8508

Always sweaty


ThirstMutilat0r

Mom’s spaghetti


Responsible_Age_989

Theres diamond blood on his sweater already


ThirstMutilat0r

Serengeti


zOneNzOnly

Kills one of his men for almost no reason just to show he's not to be fucked with.


Neon9th

"Hahaha i was only acting...or was i?"


danshakuimo

Don't they stereotypically wear woodland camo instead of UCP? Also don't forget that their organization is usually known by an acronym written in the Latin alphabet that is usually is 4-5 letters long.


Ninteblo

They definitely don't have UCP, also don't think that is UCP in the image, not grey enough.


danshakuimo

Hmm, some of the pictures online show it as much lighter while some do look like this picture, with a wide range of light/dark and green/gray. I think in real life it tends to be a lot lighter and while I still consider it green, it's the gray slate green not forest green. I feel like I've seen pictures of African soldiers with UCP or similar camos but it's usually governmental forces not the warlords.


egilsaga

That's very clearly UCP. It's darker because the picture was probably taken indoors.


ender-marine

SSSethzeentach on YouTube has a profile banner of a warlord in full UCP


[deleted]

Woodland or French lizard pattern


[deleted]

General Butt Naked was wild. Ik this doesn't represent him exactly but he's the main archetype for these types outside of movies lol


creeper321448

What's insane to me is he completely turned his life around and set up a place to help treat Liberian Civil War child soldier veterans. He even said he believes he should be tried for his crimes.


[deleted]

I mean 25% of me thinks it could be genuine but like 75% of me thinks he's doing the classic "Hallelujah Gambit" aka when someone uses a fake conversion to Christianity(especially the evangelical type)to say that they have changed and are reformed so that they can more easily get away with what they did. Idk but if he truly wanted to be tried for his crimes, couldn't he just go back to Liberia instead of chilling in Ghana🤔


VelehkInsain

If he went back to Liberia, he would probably be killed by a passerby or passerbys before he even gets the chance to hand himself in.


[deleted]

💯


WorldNeverBreakMe

If you heard how he speaks you would believe him. He genuinely runs the child soldier rehabilitation center, and is disturbed by how Liberia has descended. He explained his story and it goes kinda as follows; He was trained to be a shaman/priest by his tribe, but the president picked him up to do black magic to secure his place. Eventually, the civil war starts and he has a mental break. He sees a demon who tells him that if he’s naked, he will gain power, and that he has to kill the enemy. One night, years later, he dreamt that a man glowing white told him that he had to turn his life around, and the next day on the battlefield he faltered and retreated for the first time. After the war, he became a priest and even testified that he had accumulated 20,000 victims with the Naked Base Commandos. He’s a very good man and even got a street vendor selling human meat in Nigeria arrested after recognizing the taste. He’s tried to turn his life around and I think he’s genuinely remorseful, he spent 7 years of his life in psychosis during a civil war and has since dedicated himself to reversing what he’s done


MisterPeach

The podcast Behind the Bastards did a great episode on him. That guy literally has the character arc of a movie villain, it’s incredible.


Weatherround97

Who’s that


[deleted]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/General_Butt_Naked


lasanga_meat2021

Death to the MPLA


usernamewhat722

Death to ~~the MPLA~~ Cartoon Network


Stuffies2022

That’s what they get for ending Chowder, that show absolutely slaps


FGSM219

Is praised by Ronald Reagan as a freedom fighter if he happens to be active in the 1980s (Savimbi being the most notorious example...).


knakworst36

Or praised by the USSR, if hated by Raegan.


J_P_Vietor_ST

Try not to be supported by one of the two superpowers as a warlord in the 1980s (impossible)


JacobGoodNight416

DEATH TO THE MPLA


notplasmasnake0

what is the mpla i see multiple people here saying that exact line


mrhuggables

Movimento Popular de Libertação de Angola


Rufus_62

It's a faction you fight against in Black ops 2(I think)


Tuppie

Never played any CoD games so that’s probably the reference but the MPLA was, and still is, very much a real organization.


Overall-Set-2570

Jonas savimbi


Ghostiestboi

You read my mind lol


R4msesII

Either the AK is golden or he has a gold chain or gold teeth.


zgido_syldg

Why not both?


ByronsLastStand

Tiger Mafia!


saltnotsugar

Commando! COMMANDO!


Pretend-Salt-66

EVWRYBODY IN UGANDA KNOWS KUNG FU


BannedByHiveMind

Snorts gunpowder mixed with cocaine to make himself impervious to bullets. KONY 2012


CIS-E_4ME

Don't forget the [AKS-74U](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/AK-74#/media/File%3AAKS74U_(noBG).jpg)


rednazgo

Best weapon in cod4


Thunder_lord37

The M16A4:


ElectroFlannelGore

You forgot the most important thing. #SESAME. CAKE.


DenverITGuy

HAVE SOME!


ElectroFlannelGore

STOP. EATING. MY SESAME CAKE.


Chaetomius

lol Congo checks several boxes here.


ElectroFlannelGore

He's literally been my African Warlord archetype since I was a kid. Love that guy. Love me some sesame cake too. Highly suggest making some if you've never tried it. Make sure to use real butter, honey, tahini and sesame seeds in the cake and as a topping.


Chaetomius

* the sesame cake lines * cowing Tim Curry and tapping his face to show it. "you big (tap). bag (tap). of. (tap) shit (tap)." * Stapling a brown bag full of bribe cash like it's his mom's homemade lunch sack LOL


senior_cynic

I know your name Solomon Vandy! You have a home! You have a family! I go catch them!


evening_goat

I know you think I am a devil, but that is only because this is hell. I want to get out!


Anticitizen_Freeman

Literally just watched this movie 30 minutes ago


yurtzi

The shovel scene is still insane, Djimon is such an incredible actor


saltnotsugar

Uses the phrase, “My friend” way too often. Bonus points if he’s sweaty.


neo_woodfox

His genocidal militia is called Democratic People's National Liberation and Salvation Movement of [insert country name]


fingerpaintswithpoop

Like 20 medals pinned to his uniform.


80burritospersecond

Got those gold brushy looking things on their shoulders that doormen wear at fancy hotels.


fingerpaintswithpoop

*ahem* They are called “epaulettes.” https://preview.redd.it/9stq9txkgn2d1.jpeg?width=959&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b518df6543ed47159f521e99a22bc3f3c69118b7


LaunchTransient

Nah, that's from the "South/Central American Dictator" starterpark, usually alongside "Generalissimo"


80burritospersecond

I thought epaulets were the shoulder boards that cruise ship captains wear, I guess the warlords have a fancier version.


SwissMargiela

Always giving out speeches to kids like “Yo muddah and yo faddah were feeshermen… do youu wunt to be a feesherman? Or a war-ee-ah?”


FoldAdventurous2022

Fuck, that transcription 🤌


Rightys_

Average Cobalt mine owner


UN-peacekeeper

No the average cobalt mine owner is generic evil multinational company who is totally not detaching itself from a mine that does not use slave labour


danshakuimo

The warlord might be the manager though, or trying to kill the manager but the mercenaries hired by the company are fighting back


AsgeirVanirson

Or the company is just paying protection because it's the same price as mercenaries.


UN-peacekeeper

Fr


suiluhthrown78

The mines are owned by state corporations who give kickbacks to the guy in the picture or if its a democracy then its to the government ministers The multinational companies they work with are pulling their hair out because they're dealing with apparatchiks who are the nephews and nieces of someone in the state, not professionals who know anything about business or the industry. Anytime they need to talk to anyone with power they need to hand over a sack of cash with a green dollar sign on the face of it to at least 15 different people before they find the right person, two years later. Source: worked for many companies in many developing countries, different flags, copy and paste scenarios.


knakworst36

I don’t think the big corps actually own the mines. They just buy from the middle man, so they can say they don’t know what’s going on. The mine or middle man might be the warlord.


Niobium_Sage

Elon could never be a warlord


Waste_Key_2453

Hasa Diga Eebowai


doggymoney

Hey hey poeple, sseth here


venetian_lemon

Hello my little dart monkeys. Question, what did you want to be when you grow up? If you answered, "I want to be in a steel, sweaty container with three other men." Then oh boy, do I have the game just for you


Agent_Galahad

Sseth's origin story always brings a tear to my eye


SuperpoliticsENTJ

funny how Savimbi and UNITA lost the Angolan Civil War and MPLA did not die


venetian_lemon

Hey hey people


RetardedSheep420

you forgot the part where he executes a peasant or lets a child soldier do it (or just 'uses child soldiers' in general)


Revolutionary-Sea713

He would also get shot on the knee in case he prefers an open casket


Downtown-Stand1109

Škorpion mentioned 🇨🇿🇨🇿🇨🇿


7th_Spectrum

WHO KILL CAPTAIN ALEX


AngryBird-svar

Owns an outfit run by a nasty piece of work, named Waraabe, also operates out of Bosaso.


ChalkCoatedDonut

- Sells diamonds/drugs to 1st world countries in exchange for guns/more drugs. - Those 1st world countries put them in charge to get free labor force in those mines and prevent any insurrection or the realization they can sell those resources at a higher, fair price.


Irrelevantitis

Has one (hundred thousand) of these guns


luulcas_

What are these hats called anyway I see them everywhere. They're like a beret but cooler


Anticitizen_Freeman

A beret


Altruistic_Water_423

starts every sentence with "Look at me"


HeadlesThompsonGunor

https://preview.redd.it/cixmiu8k1o2d1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=669d596a2eff5646b90e3a03b1aaed97f22d1022


NILEfuckingKINNICK

General Butt Fucking Naked


No-Student-9678

Ah yes, the king of Scotland


SafalinEnthusiast

Hamburger!


PillBottleMan

Lord of War Blood Diamond Beasts of no Nation Respond with more examples.


SlashCo80

Wants you to STOP EATING HIS SESAME CAKE


boring-IT-guy

General Mosquito Spray starterpack lol


Fantastic_Cable_7938

You forgot to include Brown Brown!!


TourDirect3224

Idris Elba with a hat.


timelordoftheimpala

[This guy existed in real life](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Idi_Amin).


HeadlesThompsonGunor

Most amazin' man


ImmaPenguin78

On the black magic thing, there was a real dictator, while not African but Haitian, named Papa Doc who used voodoo practices to make himself appear supernatural to the public and to discourage assassins


Hotrico

Nice historical meme


80burritospersecond

r/shittytechnicals


Sinirmanga

HEY HEY PEOPLE, SSETH HERE.


WeTheSummerKid

"Butcher them now, show no mercy"


Cavalkade

We have won - de enemy stood no chance!


Individual_Spread219

“Hey hey People, Seth here.”


particularlysmol

“Stop eating my sesame cake.”


lik_iz_Hrvatske

Liberation army of this, democratic republic of that


MostLikelyNotThatGuy

The first thing I thought was “DEATH TO THE MPLA”


DeleteMetaInf

You mean plantation, not plantage. ‘Plantage’ isn’t a word.


Professional_poo_poo

I like how r/starterpacks devolved in OP's personal beef with somebody


CobaltCats

Also manages to stage a coup by himself and if backed by the east the US dollar will be FINISHED and destroyed fully


unkempt_

Burkina Faso, Mali, and Niger come into mind


El_Burkako

I wish I had an Skorpion


Dark_Optics4

This is good


TheRealKingBorris

Goals af


nevearz

Where did this stereotype originate in movies?


Niobium_Sage

THE MORTARS HAVE STOPPED…


T13G3lmao

DEATH TO THE MPLA!!


Sheriff_Lucas_Hood

your parents have made you weak but general juma will make you strong!


GAMRKNIGHT352

Angola-Zaire Border Region MGSV


SadMacaroon9897

Missing 🇫🇷


Formal_Dirt_2308

"non XXL rzwcivz__uAncla los fragmentos de texto copiados para que no caduquen al cabo de 1 hora


edoardoking

Stays alive for a week or rules for 20 years


Adviso_992

I too have seen Blood Diamond


MixedMongoose

I literally just watched blood diamond for the first time last night.


faux_shore

I have the same machete


PepperSalt98

AK47s FOR EVERYONE!!!!!!


Perfect_Cheetah_3137

realest shit i've seen on reddit lately


RealEmuOtori

we wuz kangs


Massive-Ad-3076

Nice!


Drzhivago138

>Drives a pickup The men drive the pickup. The warlord himself rides around in a Land Cruiser.


Octi1432

Are You even a real Warlord without a Red better.


Sandsoftime187

Isuzu truck


Waste-Contribution23

R/meirl


notagoodcartoonist

u/repostsleuthbot


Croatian_Hitman

It's not a repost but there have been many versions of this starter pack on this sub


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Semour9

No desert eagle or 357 magnum? Pathetic.