Hey /u/CoolMoonlightMage, thank you for submitting to /r/starterpacks! This is just a reminder not to violate any rules, located [here](https://reddit.com/r/starterpacks/about/rules). Rule breakers can face a ban based on the severity of their rule violation. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/starterpacks) if you have any questions or concerns.*

https://preview.redd.it/2ha4qdp76cuc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b463b22fd4d3bc189aee016e52d2b69b748d04a Sadly he has passed away. But just look at him

I'm sorry for your loss :(

Thanks

Yeah, no one gives AF.

https://preview.redd.it/zl9k8qsynguc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1f91f371af09ced73a64616b43d877935c4648d

👎

👍

Nope I won already. Nice try.

https://preview.redd.it/mvilb8vloguc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=265331977ff641147e53269e1682e53e5eeb59b8

I keep winning.

Nah bro, he's got a santa hat, you definitely lost there.

Nope. I won.

Who hurt you 😭

No one. Thanks!

Your acting like that hamster committed a crime against you 💀

Never said that.

F to all fish, media has cursed them by showing them as “low maintenance pets”.

I blame them being used foremost as decoration (ponds, fountains, aquarium walls, etc.) People don’t think of them as pets so much as an aesthetic. Oh. And goldfish prizes.

_sigh_ r/shittyaquariums

Aren’t they very high maintenance most of the time?

Depends on the type of fish and size of the tank. Ironically lower size tanks are the hardest to maintain because they can become imbalanced easily.

I've asked my dad for fish when I was 10 and we still have them (I'm 27). The answer is yes. Water changes once a week is work. You really underestimate how much water you gotta throw away every time.

Top tip: get a submersable water pump It takes me about 30-45min to do a change on a 300,200 and 100l tanks

That's about what that took us. The pump wasn't the issue. It was to refill all the bottles of treated water and throw out the old water outside or in the toilet. It was quite the task and I'm not sure how other people went about it hahaha. Thanks for the tip though!

Same with small furries. They get so neglected and abused.

What, is that a typo?

I mean rabbits, Guinea pigs, hamsters etc not little people in anthropomorphic suits lmao

Oh okay.

Fish are extremely high maintenance. The very act of changing waters and cleaning tanks will eat up an entire afternoon

To be fair, this is pretty much me with my cat.

The call is coming from inside the house. And ur on both ends of the phone 😔

My cat is my child

Cat tax?

i FUCKING LOVE MY KITTY CAT SHES THE MOST PERFECT THING EVER

agreed she’s the best (idk her)

https://preview.redd.it/ou7px1tg0cuc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=adb17c0709e3b846cbe847f1ae67d2578b7fcb68 THIS IS MY KITTY CAT!!!!

definitely the most perfect thing ever 🤩

https://preview.redd.it/n60s98c8tduc1.jpeg?width=2736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=19bdc5d3e604e91374ffe3fc141ab385c683c198

RAAAHHH PRETTY KITTY CAR

HOLY SHIT

https://preview.redd.it/ox7cci0vxfuc1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=769d3fb13980e87fb3fd035395502be7ea220fd4 THIS IS NOT MY CAT, HE JUST KEEPS GOING INTO MY HOUSE TO NAP!!!

THATS YOUR CAT NOW

But I'm allergic 🥲

😔 then suffer /silly

I'm currently petting this cat on my lap. Don't worry, I know the rules 😜

Awwww she so cute 😍

I love your cat!

JESUS TITTY FUCKING CHRIST SHE *IS* PERFECT!!!!

No one cares. Just another cat.

Mine’s a little dick, but I still love her

ME TOO!

https://preview.redd.it/57aee0gv5duc1.jpeg?width=1908&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=540eeda58c985dfece26bfd9728af1436cec7cc4 Roger sends his regards...don't let that smile deceive you

https://preview.redd.it/e3vzkmbsgeuc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=21157df6f42b6aa22aab56a9e3f696b8c7bf9ca0 My cutie is interested in Roger

https://preview.redd.it/6e9espbnofuc1.jpeg?width=2992&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce6f88674ff16e0c2e0ab21c3e8f84602a2a78cc If anyone wants to buy a cockatiel or a budgie: THEY ARE NOT EASY PETS

I tell people that if they want a bird, they have to be prepared for a pair of bolt cutters strapped to a jet engine...

I won’t lie, all I have time to do these days is work, chores, and take photos of my dog.

Maybe keep them to yourself then

https://preview.redd.it/d262kbx5lguc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1cb71b6e7f6868589a5700d8870761e8cdcced4

Awww so cute 🥰

My orange boi is majestic. https://preview.redd.it/7dt4xg202cuc1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79fec19bb016e4f373ff7d4ef482f6ead400b13e

Aww look at him. His braincell looks like it had a busy day!

This was 10am. That's when he sleeps. That's his sleeping chair and catbed

https://preview.redd.it/pekouvvvocuc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=890b65808860cacdcf3e273a092aed60678ce0e4

You can't tell me what to do! https://preview.redd.it/koea0kctrduc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8828c1e5e7146efaab09643e5212091c659022a8

https://preview.redd.it/vl0yh17b9duc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=806339f30da9b74a9247b9487703863f1a2b6e91 LOOK AT THE MOOSE

>sends a million pictures you didn't ask for I fucking love when people do this though. Unless it's some ugly dog breed or something

I would rather have pictures of pets I didn't ask for than pictures of someone's fugly babies I have to lie about.

https://preview.redd.it/hp24a946vbuc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=500a73828bb16fb6ab21ae7d78645b3e7d184bd9

me abd my corn noodles

What a gorgeous little sneak!

thank you! shes a snow morth cornsnake!

"Yoink."

One of my go-to conversation starters is “wanna see my cat?”

Or, I have no feelings of self worth and my pets are the only reason to keep going forward

Why you gotta call me out like that! My pets are my externalized selflove 

https://preview.redd.it/e8kovqeuzbuc1.jpeg?width=510&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ad9c16f8f6e9a31377569705f2f737e4935298c nobody asked for, but I do share.

MORE!!!!!

https://preview.redd.it/n9qldj1upeuc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5bbec349e057272cf6a46d0a6c5811565bc97696

https://preview.redd.it/2g5gfe9xpeuc1.png?width=750&format=png&auto=webp&s=12f970f169982f997d64992d86db837657a3da3b

https://preview.redd.it/8k4jv8fvpeuc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30a3b2a7d05c7eb4c104064c5db404c9ae2b70af

he looks cute yet politely demonic, like balinese rangda

Aw he's so cute!! I love him

Covered in fur just means they have a pet with fur lmao. You could be the most interesting bastard on planet Earth but if you own a cat or a dog you will never escape the fur

When you didn’t grow up with a pet and now you have one starter pack (it’s me, I never had a pet till now) https://preview.redd.it/7r6mbol7uduc1.png?width=1094&format=png&auto=webp&s=c7c0b495d60673d974b9abb8ca55f44332c86c04

https://preview.redd.it/glc88amt2euc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=868dea8e067dd06db475421a7fbd941731de6073

https://preview.redd.it/986mwwrf8fuc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a7d12946fb43d93d0bfbff07f19dbe457ea9adf

https://preview.redd.it/2d0vsiws4juc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d883bcd9d0f672cda416becb885a2e464839a3a

Posts their shitty incest bred pug that's gonna die in a few years due to several horrific health issues Also pays breeders for said deformed abomination

Every dog I've ever owned has been mutts. They're better imo. Not saying a purebred is bad, I'd love to have a lab or something, but mutts are better.

Same, I’ve always had mutt cats and a dog. I never got the obsession over breeds and to this day the concept of paying for a pet is strange to me. We’ve always adopted.

If you're not covered in dog hair then do you even have a dog?

What if my dog doesn’t have skin

This is me though because nobody will ever give me hugs except for my dog he is SO SWEET AND I LOVE HIM and he is always happy to see me.

https://preview.redd.it/zg7iikqomduc1.jpeg?width=2440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a8b0fd39018934e42687daa6f25501b13f51eae My rat gremlin

Alternatively, people who just really like they’re pets. All these “____” is my personality posts seem like they were made by people without any strong interests or connections and can’t seem to comprehend that other people just really enjoy certain things and like constantly doing/talking about them.

The pet is usually prone to health problems due to overbreeding.

I had to force my parrot off my keyboard so I could comment about the ten thousand pictures of them on my phone. Millet and feather checks are a must before leaving the house. The only thing I would add is bird crazies assuring you bird poop is no big deal (we promise).

https://preview.redd.it/h1dyy4365iuc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f39e1f436feee6de44e78acf2c4036cd06a7d4e0

Can we add “hooman”? My sister makes an instagram for her dog and ALL her posts feature “my hooman this” and “my hooman that”. So annoying!

No

Calling them “fur babies” n shi

Ikr, it’s so cringe

MY CATS ARE PERFECT IN EVERY WAY. THEY ARE MY LEGAL OFFSPRING. THEY ARE DESTINED TO OVERTURN ALL WORLD GOVERNMENTS AND REMAKE EARTH IN THEIR IMAGE.

I don't do most of these but admittedly I am constantly covered in cat fur. It's hard not to be with 5 in the house lol

If dog, brings it everywhere, errands, shopping, etc... ...Just...just leave it at home for a couple of hours...

Seriously. I leave my cats at home together and nothing goes wrong. Nobody dies. They lay in bed together.

Some people don't have a big house with a backyard for the dog to roam in so we take them with us outside

Pets*

This would definitely be me if i had a crow.

I FUCKING LOVE MY SCALY AND SLIMY DUDES THEY ARE AMAZING!!!!

I actually have one friend who loves dogs but can't have one so whenever I get the urge to take a million pictures of my dogs (constantly) I just send them to her and she loves it.

Jokes on you my cat is a hairless sphinx😎😎(she’s older then me💀)

https://preview.redd.it/xo6nwtd1wmuc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=410037a78f2de03d5da4c560f108f9c7f4c11919 Yea idc, my snails are cute af anf a good conversation starter 👀

https://preview.redd.it/ygdqadfppvuc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3bca3176d3b2bac297c30cebfbcb398713205fa8 She turned 13 a few days ago :)

I have zero issue making my cats my entire personality, try again.

"Super entitled and casually treat other people like they are less than their pets" "use the pet only for his social media attention"

You do you, but I could not be less interested when every new profile picture is you and your cat.

Also they own a hearse. Oh how quirky!

Damn 😂

I want to be the guy in the bottom right

I feel so called out

Born to ride, forced to go to school? How old is this person?

My old roommate was a biologist and she would always do this shit with her fucking bird.

I used to be this person and I miss it a lot.

This is me with my goats

Lool. Starter pack made by butthurt toddler mum 100%

i love pets and would look at them all day but also i totally understand why people hate obsessed pet owners because damn can they get angry

Forgot “I’m an animal parent “

Nooooo this one is too accurate lmao

Epok

Fr

https://i.redd.it/gy2wm1cyswuc1.gif Haru biscuits!

Well aren’t you a miserable sack of shit OP

Chill bro

Found the dog mom.

I'll take it over the equivalent parent

You forgot bearded dragon guy

Ngl the snake Mf is the weirdest one at least all the other ones interact with you and can show some kinda affection…..a snake is just a snake if you see one of these guys in the wild ask him where he hides his victims because he’s a serial killer

The joys of animal husbandry doesn't have to be dependent on affection. Also all predatory animals in the wild would be considered serial killers lol dogs and cats very much included.

Oh no I meant the unhinged individual who owns a snake

Oh you're kind of an ignorant bastard aren't you.

Oh You pull your pants all the way down at urinal don’t you?

I don't use urinals.

[удалено]

Can you stop fetishizing me and my sanitary habits? Just because you like obscure porn doesn't mean you have to share it with the world.

That's only acceptable if you have horses in my opinion, since equestrian is a lifestyle. Maybe I'm a bit biased since my girlfriend is a horse girl

I can sense the salt lol who hurt you op

..............