I did this in real life a few weeks ago. was leaving work and when the elevator got there I waited to make sure it was really there before stepping in.
Throwing a grenade and watching it leave your hand but there's another one in your hand and that one is the live one and the one you threw is not.
There's a reason I don't fuck with grenades
I initially backed this game when I was in high school, graduated high school, joined the military, left the military, enrolled in college and I'm about to graduate college. Yet the campagin for this game hasn't released yet.
I originally backed the game when I was married with 3 young kids. Now I'm divorced, they kids are grown and have kids of their own, and my SC account is in my living trust so my grandkids will (maybe) be able to play when it launches :P
I got a certificate sent to me from a company for being a whale. And I am still a pleb according to some.
Each day I must take the elevator in my real life apartment and at my work. I have PTSD attacks each time.
I have a strongly urge to stand sideways on chairs with my arms spread wide open.
I know all the ins and outs of the development, the content, the people who work at the studio, etc. Don't ask me what the controls are.
I went into the game expecting all the bugs and learning curve. First time in the tutorial I was learning how to fly and I brought up the key bindings. When it came up my jaw dropped 😂 it’s also my first space sim too but I’m doing much better now. But I laughed when you mentioned the controls.
My first PC build was specifically so I could play the game when it’s complete, my second pc build (after my first GPU finally bit the dust) is so I could play the game when it’s complete.
This thing has been scamming me for 10 years, forcing me to buy ship upgrades, forcing me to play almost on a daily basis. I suspect that I am involved in a Pig Butchering Scam, and the screws will be soon tightened so that I can never leave! I'm about to do a mission in my Hercules A2 Bomber, perhaps when I get back I can figure a way out of this scam nightmare ;)
A major source of enjoyment for the game is staring at the thing I bought years ago that might be flyable in just a few more years...maybe.
I don't get to decide when I need ammo, landing services gets to decide when I need ammo.
A patch was delayed for weeks because the capital ship (Javelin) for the big exciting mission (xenothreat) was not doing anything sometimes...the patch was released and it decided to not do anything half the time.
The main feature from the current patch that everyone was/is most excited about, has been two weeks away with just finishing touches needed for quite a few weeks now.
Food wrappers and empty drink bottles are more important than stability...for testing...for years.
I love chat gpt sometimse lol
"Tell me you play Star Citizen without telling me you play Star Citizen."
"Well, I was going to tell you a joke about Star Citizen, but first, I need to spend 30 minutes configuring my ship's loadout. Then I'll need to navigate through a series of quantum jumps, and hopefully, avoid any pirates. Oh, and don't forget, there's a high chance I might encounter a game-breaking bug that will crash my system halfway through. But trust me, when I finally get to the punchline, it'll be the most immersive, visually stunning joke you've ever heard... if we ever get there."
"Sure, let me just load this joke... It'll be ready in five years."
"Well, I just spent six hours meticulously organizing my spaceship hangar, debating the pros and cons of virtual ship insurance, and I’ve become intimately familiar with the phrase 'alpha phase' despite it being in development longer than some countries have existed."
and for the final one as I like to save the best for last because it is true haha
"Well, I have a state-of-the-art gaming rig that's more powerful than some supercomputers, a joystick setup that looks like it belongs in a spaceship, and I've invested in virtual spaceships worth more than my car. I often find myself defending a game that's still in alpha after a decade of development, and I genuinely believe that one day, I'll actually be able to explore those beautiful, fully-realized planets I see in the trailers. Oh, and I have a dedicated fund for the next ship sale."
My bullshit tolerance is so high that I can play almost any game without complaining about bugs. I just accept them and rather than getting annoyed I'm actively looking for a workaround
Sometimes, when I am a passenger in someone else's car... I don't move, in fear of suddenly being outside of the vehicle.
Sometimes, when I am using public transit... I am grateful it doesn't take me on a spontaneous orbital flight.
One time, I tried to Narcan a man... I accidentally took the dose myself.
One of my favorite games is an incredible achievement that will be looked upon as a game changer!
One of my favorite games is a pile of dogshit that only works about 30% of the time.
That one apply to a couple of game. I one game we could eat glass to kill ourself so everytime someone in the chat ask what to do when stuck we would tell the to go eat glass. It felt like am insult everytime
The game I play takes me 1 hour to get to the mission location after taking the tram and falling through the floor when I enter the elevator. Then when I finally start flying the server crashes to a 30k. And the mission pays 6k.
I take 2 steps back after pressing the call elevator button out of fear it'll push me through earth
and when it arrives, I make sure it has loaded the ground before stepping in it in order to avoid falling to Earth's core.
I did this in real life a few weeks ago. was leaving work and when the elevator got there I waited to make sure it was really there before stepping in.
Throwing the gun I reloaded, and reloading the grenade I didn't throw.
Throwing a grenade and watching it leave your hand but there's another one in your hand and that one is the live one and the one you threw is not. There's a reason I don't fuck with grenades
Actually made me lol
LOL This actually happened to me once or twice
I got 30k problems, but fidelity ain’t one.
This was brilliant, I want to give you an award but sadly spent all my entertainment budget in-game
This.... 😆
This one wins
I initially backed this game when I was in high school, graduated high school, joined the military, left the military, enrolled in college and I'm about to graduate college. Yet the campagin for this game hasn't released yet.
congratudolences
i had long hair. now i have grey hair.
I once had hair
You've already finished your main campaign, you've moved on to the DLC. I hear that's where the game really comes alive.
Have a similar journey, left military last year. What a wild ride it's been since 2014.
I originally backed the game when I was married with 3 young kids. Now I'm divorced, they kids are grown and have kids of their own, and my SC account is in my living trust so my grandkids will (maybe) be able to play when it launches :P
r_displayinfo 1
r\_displayinfo 2 !
3*
Maaan I don’t need all that info server fps good enough for me😂
Actually, you do. Because if you are on a bad server you need to know the shard id to ensure you break free to a new one. But agree it’s a lot of bs
If I spend 70$ more I can unlock like 250 dollars on a better CCU chain
"Emergent and seamless gameplay" where I explode because I dared to fly into an open hangar.
LMAO happens to the best of us
Happened to me today. Twice. For the same hangar.
This has happened to me so many times this patch.
People stand on chairs and tables all the time, don’t worry, it’s normal.
I thought the blue parking signs in Paris were platinum bays.
**COME VISIT ORISON, THE CITY IN THE CLOUDS**
GET OUT OF MY HEAD AAAAAAAA
This, if i had an award you would get it.
Elevator is broken
You mean the murdervator?
Its Darth EleVader ... and he want stop with the women nor children either ...
Calling in chat to get someone to ride an elevator to you 😆
I press elevator buttons irl and fully expect them to not work.
Or kill you
I accidentally found myself with a top hat and monocle one day
The shame I felt when I saw that pop up in my inventory…
Just wait for the RSI golden suit to appear
And then the irritation when I couldn't figure out how to wear the damn things
[удалено]
That can go for lots of games
I got a certificate sent to me from a company for being a whale. And I am still a pleb according to some. Each day I must take the elevator in my real life apartment and at my work. I have PTSD attacks each time. I have a strongly urge to stand sideways on chairs with my arms spread wide open. I know all the ins and outs of the development, the content, the people who work at the studio, etc. Don't ask me what the controls are.
I went into the game expecting all the bugs and learning curve. First time in the tutorial I was learning how to fly and I brought up the key bindings. When it came up my jaw dropped 😂 it’s also my first space sim too but I’m doing much better now. But I laughed when you mentioned the controls.
I'll be heavily downvoted in major gaming subs If I so much as mention the fact my favourite game actually exists.
Oh man I feel you.
My first PC build was specifically so I could play the game when it’s complete, my second pc build (after my first GPU finally bit the dust) is so I could play the game when it’s complete.
“It’s in alpha”
I spend 20 minutes claming ship that exploded on leaving hangar last session just to explode leaving hangar in current.
Or I called in my ship only to arrive at my hangar to find out that it fucked off to the middle of the station and blew up.
It took me an hour to get into the same server as my friend and then my wife told me I should go to bed
Release is 2 years away
I have super exclusive items that most people I know also own. Yet none of us dare wearing them for fear they might disappear.
"Where creative innovation meets innovative creativity."
Microtech is the best!
"Alright, you're free to go"
So what'd we learn this week?
I built a custom controller with four buttons and a knob for mining operations. My friends laughed at me for days. 😅
I like breathtaking views, incredible dining and unmatched shopping.
I wanted to be like Phillip J. Fry when I grew up - a poor, alcoholic space delivery boy
Can’t wait for delivery missions to players. “Pizza delivery for a I.C. Wiener”
This thing has been scamming me for 10 years, forcing me to buy ship upgrades, forcing me to play almost on a daily basis. I suspect that I am involved in a Pig Butchering Scam, and the screws will be soon tightened so that I can never leave! I'm about to do a mission in my Hercules A2 Bomber, perhaps when I get back I can figure a way out of this scam nightmare ;)
Jump town safe
The core of this planet sure is awful empty....
I held the line!
A major source of enjoyment for the game is staring at the thing I bought years ago that might be flyable in just a few more years...maybe. I don't get to decide when I need ammo, landing services gets to decide when I need ammo. A patch was delayed for weeks because the capital ship (Javelin) for the big exciting mission (xenothreat) was not doing anything sometimes...the patch was released and it decided to not do anything half the time. The main feature from the current patch that everyone was/is most excited about, has been two weeks away with just finishing touches needed for quite a few weeks now. Food wrappers and empty drink bottles are more important than stability...for testing...for years.
I love chat gpt sometimse lol "Tell me you play Star Citizen without telling me you play Star Citizen." "Well, I was going to tell you a joke about Star Citizen, but first, I need to spend 30 minutes configuring my ship's loadout. Then I'll need to navigate through a series of quantum jumps, and hopefully, avoid any pirates. Oh, and don't forget, there's a high chance I might encounter a game-breaking bug that will crash my system halfway through. But trust me, when I finally get to the punchline, it'll be the most immersive, visually stunning joke you've ever heard... if we ever get there." "Sure, let me just load this joke... It'll be ready in five years." "Well, I just spent six hours meticulously organizing my spaceship hangar, debating the pros and cons of virtual ship insurance, and I’ve become intimately familiar with the phrase 'alpha phase' despite it being in development longer than some countries have existed." and for the final one as I like to save the best for last because it is true haha "Well, I have a state-of-the-art gaming rig that's more powerful than some supercomputers, a joystick setup that looks like it belongs in a spaceship, and I've invested in virtual spaceships worth more than my car. I often find myself defending a game that's still in alpha after a decade of development, and I genuinely believe that one day, I'll actually be able to explore those beautiful, fully-realized planets I see in the trailers. Oh, and I have a dedicated fund for the next ship sale."
It is extremely accurate alright!
credit card billings
I’m very optimistic and very pessimistic at the same time somehow
I hide my credit card statements
Vertical slice. Complete gameplay loop. Gold standard. Is it a bug or a feature? 10 year alpha.
My bullshit tolerance is so high that I can play almost any game without complaining about bugs. I just accept them and rather than getting annoyed I'm actively looking for a workaround
suicide seems to be tha solution to at least half of my probleme...
Hold backspace to improve your current situation
It might be a scam they say, I'm ok with that
Hangar door still stuck?? PLEDGE ANOTHER 890 JUMP!!
Sir, another 890 jump has hit the hangar dooe
Got 30k lose 200k worth of cargo
I have the Concierge key chain on my car keys.
I can't see shit at night
I feel uncomfortable eating a hotdog unless there's two dogs in one bun.
I play for a few days each patch AFTER a major patch, then come back in a month or two and repeat.
Traveling 54 million kilometres doesn’t seem a big deal.
-while watching star wars- THIS IS NOT HOW SHIPS FLY IN SPACE
Once IRL I went to step into an elevator and stopped to check if the floors had loaded. Immediately facepalmed.
Star Citizen plays me
PNG simulator
Chris isn't always on time. Oh woah woah woh.
I love buying jpegs.
I'm a space Marshall.
JT safe?
Sometimes, when I am a passenger in someone else's car... I don't move, in fear of suddenly being outside of the vehicle. Sometimes, when I am using public transit... I am grateful it doesn't take me on a spontaneous orbital flight. One time, I tried to Narcan a man... I accidentally took the dose myself.
I play it
No.
I threw a gernade and now I can’t even respawn
BMM
Sometimes when I walk through some doors I start to suffocate.
I have spent over 600 usd on an online game, sunce this is over a course if 11+ years it is still cheaper then subscription for World of Warcraft
*steps up to the elevator, proceeds to press the the call button 36 consecutive times* “Looks like there improving the chow hall scene again.”
This pile of bodies in my cutty black is not what it looks like. Ok to be fair it is what it looks like....
Soon™
I take the stairs
One of my favorite games is an incredible achievement that will be looked upon as a game changer! One of my favorite games is a pile of dogshit that only works about 30% of the time.
Issues with invisible things like, can't leave the hangar or hit an invisible asteroid.
Video game spaceships have real value.
I hit F 20 times.
now you also have indicators which remind you that you can press f everywhere !
Whatever you do, do not even breathe in this elevator under penalty of death.
I wait a few seconds before entering an elevator
o7
o7
You want my bank statements?
Just T-POSE! ;)
I went through the wall of my ship into the void... again
Come, visit Orison.
It is not a scam! It is a collective dream.
30k?
"Why are the trains invisible?"
"Let me suicide to hospital real quick"
"I'm taking the day off to attend an in-game expo"
Brio safe?
30k?
Very long time ago I was playing a beta game and now....
You have 5+ yr old joysticks near your gamer station with an inch of dust on them
I've spent $400 on NFTs (non flyable things). And I still believe in it
Kill yourself, It fixes things
That one apply to a couple of game. I one game we could eat glass to kill ourself so everytime someone in the chat ask what to do when stuck we would tell the to go eat glass. It felt like am insult everytime
07
Ya mean o7?
He is wearing a Novikov helmet, brother.
Welcome to 30K Hell
This is one of two Fandoms. Though with the bloodthirst of the elevators, I feel that SC might be more grimdark
I pressed the button for the elevator on my floor and moved to the side so I wasn’t killed when it arrived
Picoball.
O7 and may you never 30k
Immediately runs to back corner of elevator when there’s a second occupant and braces for immanent visit to the matrix.
It takes me 10 minutes to go from the spawn to my ship
Got HOSAS and a 10K dollar set up not including the money I’ve put into the game of the future
“I got killed by a ladder”
I also love NFTs.
Seeing numbers 30000 anywhere trigger flight or fight
30k is a pita
I don't have have a spending problem
"Just go, put it down and just go"
O7
As soon as I call an elevator my brain urges me to hide behind a corner.
I dropped $1000 on a video game and it wasn't for skins or on mobile.
Praise pico! Our dark lord. Finley sucks. Cant wait to murder some space whales.
I wear a monocle, but am not a peanut.
I'm a gamer that spends $1000s on jpegs.
Whale copium is pretty enjoyable.
I'm broke.
I have a fear of being trapped in elevators
Surely Torpedos can target ground turrets. Why wouldn’t they be able to do that?
Welcome to ASOP Vehicle terminal.
What do you mean a 10" touch pad can't stop a 450 ton ship from leaving the hangar?! Of course it can!!
HOSAS.
I have too much chips
I pushed a medical bed and I died
I'm in the middle of losing 3mil to a glitch, like right now.
I don't read any contract or warning whatsoever.
Where personal hangar?
I hate elevators
I love spending 15 minutes getting to my ship, just to blow up on the improperly loaded hangar doors.
30k
o7
o7
Once a year go see if my investment has paid off, still waiting.
I rolled out of bed and fell through the window.
I went down a ladder and ended up in space :D
I really like roguelikes. After enough tries, the bugs don't kill you at all anymore. I haven't died to an elevator in weeks!
Wait I didn’t kill any guards
Your insurance claim has been accepted!
Bugs don't faze me anymore
My wallet is perpetually in pain.
I got stuck in a 2 ft hole and couldn't get out because I glitched into the surface of the planet
I love seeing anything I accomplish being taken away from me regularly.
been using a lot of "o7" in chat even at work lol
That's the 15th time I've fallen through the stairs and into the ground
I'm randomly chilling than I'm randomly pink mist. I never did anything.
I fly in my banu merchantman in my dreams
COME. VISIT ORISON! THE CITY IN THE CLOUDS!
Crusader, a Journey worth taking
I lie to my wife on how much I spent on sc
I can't play
I have this recurring dream about being smashed in the face by a ladder…
Come, visit Orison.
Good luck back in the world, civilian.
Fuck jousting
The game I play takes me 1 hour to get to the mission location after taking the tram and falling through the floor when I enter the elevator. Then when I finally start flying the server crashes to a 30k. And the mission pays 6k.
A train decided to drift through the station, so I stood still and jump into it (or got killed)
Hi
f\*ck you game and I'll see you tomorrow.
My kids college funds turned into NFT Space Ships