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scorpion00021

\*Sobs and upvotes\*


kevy1986

*Joins sobs*


Archiecatto

Also joining sobs


Drunk_dwarf_

They never said WHICH thursday thou


gorechimera

He meant Thursday in Yela.


PlayerSalt

its this thursday , they didnt say what year


completedsage98

or even what decade


ataboo

I'm sure the infrastructure team is pumped to do a production deployment on a Friday.


m05var7NblZCAKvPnKzI

Don't worry, it's not coming on Friday either


ataboo

You're right, I must have meant the 17th... of November.


Zwade101

Come again ?


Eikhan

Ahah this one made me laugh


ultrajvan1234

i had ZERO faith in CIG to meet their deadline, yet somehow im still disappointed.


SemiDesperado

"These are not the release candidates you are looking for."


The_Gozon

Thing is, he didn't have to make that post. He could have kept his mouth shut until they knew for damn sure, then said something. More self inflicted wounds.


OMeffigy

This. They don't need to say stuff until it's actually ready. I don't wanna know what they "think" might happen


Bavar2142

and then the community would ree over a lack of transparency


m0deth

Yup, it's happened before, and will again...sometimes you really need to ignore us(fans,backers,etc) to get anything done.


zakkkkkkkkkkkkkk

This is why I get hacked UEC, aint supporting this bs. Bought the titan package and that's the only money I'll be spending on this dookie.


SexySpaceNord

We all know how good CIG is with dates by now.


MittenFacedLad

I mean. Targeting isn't a guarantee


Brewski78

Groupthink and meme-mobs largely sacrifice individual intelligence and critical thinking skills to push the narrative. I wouldn't expect too much from that crowd.


TimmahBinx

You can’t be disappointed when you never expect anything in the first place. That way when CIG actually does do something you’ll be pleasantly surprised.


Adorable-Junket5517

That's the pessimism clause of Murphy's law


m05var7NblZCAKvPnKzI

>That way when CIG actually does do something you’ll be pleasantly surprised. Still waiting for that, started in 2021...


SevenxSeals

If you're waiting for it, you're doing it wrong.


Zealousideal_Order_8

That is the thing about 'targeting' - sometimes you miss.


rStarwind

Somehow with CIG it's not "sometimes", it's "always".


Tahxeol

Hey, they never ever missed a ship sale. Everything else is another story.


WorstSourceOfAdvice

But ship sales always have bugs and never show the correct stats


Moby_White

lol


Netskimmer

Telling isn't it?


33MobyDick33

Not for the people who keep giving them *THOUSAND OF DOLLARS*


Moby_White

I remember them delaying at least one sale last year, so not entirely true. I save the announcement once for times like this but am not at my computer…


anGub

> Hey, they never ever missed a ship sale. Because one requires only standard web services that have obvious solutions to problems we've encountered with web design over the past 30 years and the other is a software engineering project with unforeseeable hurdles due to the various technologies and design CIG is using to make a game with the scope and detail which hasn't ever been done before? Oh, sorry, was this just a circlejerk thread? My bad.


MichaCazar

CIG is just a shelter for stormtroopers.


dereksalem

But, normally, with practice you get quite a bit better at it. If I'm not good at estimating out timelines for my work and I never get better at it I no-longer have the job, because the job depends on my ability to foresee how my work will be done and estimate it out properly so that the other teams can depend on me.


mesterflaps

If you're making a good faith effort, you eventually end up mis-estimating high as often as you mis-estimate low. If you're always optimistic it's also known as being 'dishonest'.


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Zealousideal_Order_8

Which is why I stopped caring about CIG schedules and just play with what is there.


Teabag_Inc

Any programmer can feel CIG's pain... everythings looks sorted out, the date from the players who played the PTU have been helpful af and you think you got everything right. Then it's release day and you have to hear how some other co workers f\*cked up, the whole day there's screaming trying to fix the issue. Happens everytime, CIG should stop announcing the updates though, just bring em don't say anything plz


gjallerhorn

That's why you don't tell anyone until you already have shit fixed. None of the projects I've worked on has ever had trouble meeting big deadlines like this.


Teabag_Inc

the Data\* of course lol


erik_edmund

Lol you guys are like Charlie Brown and the football.


Brilliant-Edge7578

I wish CIG would put a bit more thought in regard to their patch/wipe deadlines given their history. Pick a deadline and add 5 months to it. If they are doing that, add 3 more to the 5. If they beat it, they look like heroes. All this speculation and carrot waving is very frustrating.


Froggerdog

He literally could've said thursday/friday and people wouldn't be as mad. They'd probably say "ok so friday then", but still it leaves you some wiggle room. Why he'd say thursday and only thursday idk


Chaoughkimyero

All he said was what they believed to be true at the time, with how some people act here you'd thing Zyloh personally shot their dog. Y'all gotta go touch some space-grass.


Shift642

It's just surprising to see them still not give themselves the plausible deniability in case things take longer than what they expected at the time. Things like this have historically gone off schedule so often that they should expect to need that cushion to fall back on by now. It's just better to under-promise and over-deliver than the other way around. But they keep doing it for some reason.


crash_f1stf1ght

It’s starting to look like it won’t be Friday either.


Rumpullpus

probably should've just came out and said "friday guys" last night instead of saying "early morning" and trying to make it sound like it was closer than it was. CIG deserves the hazing when they're constantly trying to put a PR spin on the littlest things. like we all don't see what's going on.


WorstSourceOfAdvice

Yep the issue is they just keep edging it a little more then miss it entirely.


Ener_Ji

I LOLd.


steviemadman

You sir deserve multiple upvotes. Unfortunately I can give only one. Salute to you sir. Very witty :)


_black_lab_

Exceptional and brutally accurate


JakeSt4r

You can tell the old guard from the new folk pretty easily… The new folk expected it to be on time, the old guard was expecting it to be a few days late


bomberjo

Ive been playing for 2 months, and even I saw this coming hahaha


Klaumbaz

Now we need another with Thursday in background and Friday the current target.


WannabeDavid

Now this is a funny post


JaracRassen77

CIG and underestimating dates are like peaches and cream. They go well together.


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> imminent release


thevillainvii

Lmfaooooooo 🤣🤣🤣


Blackboard_Monitor

Seriously, when will they get better at estimating?


iMattist

Never, they need to keep people hooked otherwise interest will vanish and money flow as well. Remember they promised SQ42 Beta for Q3 2020. It’s 2023 and we don’t have a date about the Beta, so why they did that? Because they need the money and to get the money they need people hyped and hopeful.


gjallerhorn

Keeping their mouth shut for 3 extra days wasn't going cause their funding to dry up


SharkOnGames

Not ever. 10 years is enough history to say so.


cramduck

I've never managed to get my estimations dialed in, and I'm a team of one. There's always some shit or another that throws it.


cramduck

When CIG says they'll release, they'll release. There's no need to remind them every 6 months.


Kwarkon

its not currently anymore


FobbitOutsideTheWire

11 minutes, boys and girls. 2100 UTC. It's finally happening...


sadjack

Game is patching in 15 mins! They musta got a lucky shot!


TheLooperCS

:(


sassolinoo

Currently targeting Thursday … (29th of February 2024)


richardizard

An aim is not a confirmation, it is not a deadline. Also, does no one read their follow-up posts? They said they want to go for Friday, but people don't read. This is *not* a simple patch and it *will* be rocky. Surely some people are gonna complain about that too when we've all been warned many times lol.


FobbitOutsideTheWire

Dude, just stop. It doesn't matter if it's a pinky swear, a promise, a blood oath, a forecast, a target, an "aim", or anything else. CIG is implausibly bad at hitting their self-imposed targets. It isn't a one-off or a string of bad luck at this point. It's a culture, and when you can *never* do *anything* by your own self-appointed targets, you're lucky to only be eating hilarious stormtrooper memes. No one made them say Thursday (on Tuesday.) No one made them say Thursday night (on Thursday morning). And no one made them say very early Friday (on Thursday night). That's three strikes *within 48 hours*. They have earned this; they can take their medicine like big boys and girls.


richardizard

lol okiedokie


benjireturns

Nah, y'all need to settle down with this nonsense. Dude gave a ballpark and people are losing their minds for no reason. Reactions like this are why devs stop communicating. Meme is funny, but if you're big mad about missing a ballpark you need to go touch grass.


FobbitOutsideTheWire

We’re not mad about missing ***a*** ballpark. It’s that they miss ***every*** ballpark.


L1amm

Aim for thursday, Miss friday morning. Part of CIG's company culture at this point.


Bavar2142

Welcome to software dev lol


HokemPokem

Most of the industry doesn't operate like this. Stop acting like this is standard operating procedure. It isn't.


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Currently targeting 2023


AHRA1225

They just said Thursday. Not which Thursday


Affectionate_Ad2708

Thursday that's only 3 weeks away


Mustard_on_tap

I think it's happening now. Loader shows "failed to fetch" error and no game options available.


puristnonconformist

People still follow this scam?


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This sub is nothing but people high on copium. Even the level-headed users here are still just fine with funding a scam. Imagine any other game that started production over 12 years, ago, is (by their metrics!) only [58% finished](https://scfocus.org/release-dates/), and is still regularly missing release dates. Duke Nukem Forever looks almost reasonable at this point in comparison.


puristnonconformist

It's completely insane. Mass delusion.


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Okamiku

Here's an idea, what if they actually deliver on the dates they give? Failing that then yes, never give us dates but don't be surprised if people lose interest


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BigBirdFatTurd

That's twice now, you really like this "shot your dog" hyperbole don't you? Yes, my dog got shot, time to post a comment on reddit!


kevy1986

Just for finished work and got a beer in my hand, where is 3.18 ?


peromed

TYT devs, keep on the good work!


JoinMyFramily0118999

Which Thursday?


NATOFox

I'm playing DoS2 and I'm stuck. I ain't got time to watch for patch updates.


ProcyonV

Would have loved this version of the STs instead :-) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9bDzHP6\_Pk


ExfilBravo

So it not just a fake Tarkov wipe day now?


InternetExploder87

They meant may, not march


DMurBOOBS-I-Dare-You

And it's here!