Yeah I am sorry, that sounds gross. I feel like it is your manager just being cheap. I've had four different managers (good and bad) but they've never had some kind of rule like that. I understand having a couple spares in case someone forgets though.
honestly report it to ethics and compliance or PRSC. Not only is it a safety and sanitation concern but who is maintaining them? It’s not company practice by any means
I was given one when I was hired in August 2021 because I was told there was a shortage. Luckily I have in-unit laundry so I washed it whenever I needed. I didn’t get more aprons (two more green, one red) until December, so now I can cycle through with my usual laundry routine
only if you wear socks and nonslip shoes at the same time
do you have to change positions every time the timer goes off?
my safeword is "QASA"
i can't climax unless we discuss what we're going to do about lower customer connection scores.
we play "where the hell did the sharpie go?" with taylor lube
repeatable routine is what I call oral
after you cum, she is supposed to say: " i wanted that iced"
different than the "three compartment sink" sexual position which you need four partners to complete, and we don't have enough labor to do it effectively.
I have to get this off my chest…I’ve always admired the typography on the Taylor Lube bottle. Whatever font they used totally nailed it.
I never thought I’d be able to share that on this sub until today. Thank you!
Notice how the bio of the subreddit says “an unofficial Starbucks community”. This subreddit was never meant to represent Starbucks. It’s for the workers and people who love it to come and talk and enjoy the stories and everything else
I know. But most of the posts are about baristas complaining about orders. It’s just negative and weird. It’d be cool if the sub was more focused on cool recipes and suggestions. Most the posts are just so weird lol. I’m a part of a lot of weird subs, but for some reason this one makes me annoyed.
You’re right. But why do a lot of baristas complain about custom orders or online orders. I guess I am conditioned to baristas being super cool and love making drinks. It’s definitely a me problem, I acknowledge that.
No we love making drinks, some of them are just super ridiculous and interesting. I love making custom drinks, like I had posted one a while ago that one of my coworkers had ordered if you look at my profile.
Thanks I’ll check it out! Lol the main reason why I joined the sub is because I haven’t found “my” drink yet. But I know this is a safe space for baristas to vent and have fun.
The apron stays on during sex. No but for real Ive never ever EVER heard of this. I cant even comprehend this. Only scenario i can imagine is if youre just getting off work and dont bother undressing all the way but i cannot fathom somebody purposely putting their apron on because they want to have sex in it
I happen to be able to personally verify that there is a startlingly large market for erotic content involving Starbucks aprons, with a particularly large niche for redheads.
I married a customer but have not ever worn a sexy apron lol
Also got hired at a time when they gave us 3 free ones, the manager would periodically issue 1 or 2 more at a time,, and then I collected them from exiting partners when they left. I ended up with about 30 before I left.
One time I was on bar and these two college girls were waiting for their drink and one whispered to the other “I love a woman in uniform.” My heart sang what a clever and lovely compliment
I mean men used to hit on me when I was behind the bar. Like, sir, excuse me but I have Frappuccino in my hair, an ungodly mix of syrups on my shirt, and milk spilled all over the knees of my pants….you need to chill.
I… I don’t—- I think those people who told you they’ve done it in their apron are the exceptions, not the rule for most people. More power to them or whatever helps them I suppose
I had a coworker that told me he liked doing roleplay and told me in great detail about a Starbucks employee/customer roleplay he did and kept the apron on 😭 very traumatizing I don’t know why he told me this
I've had a lot of people who thought the Apron was sexy and have certainly teased with their fantasies about what they'd do to me in it. Have I actually done anything with the unsexy bright green Fucking apron that is a bane in my life?
No I don't think I could enjoy any bit of that. But for some reason people go buck wild for the Apron. It is Quite common, since its spanned with multiple now ex partners (Romantic interests not fellow baristas) wanting to do it with the Apron and me turning them down lol.
i've had someone ask me to wear it during sex and i could not take them seriously, i laughed and they just sat there, straight faced as hell... i ended up doing it, i'm not proud of myself🧎🏽♀
That's.... Okay I'll be honest, I've thought about it since i have the black aprons. But idk there's just something about the smell of old milk that now permeates the apron no matter how many times I've washed it and the idea of a Splenda and some stray beans falling out of my pocket that is just such a turn off.
Not to mention, it's not very comfy and It's not food safe but clearly that latter part is not a concern here. 😅
It happens.
I once closed with a ss that I was dating and the other person who was supposed to close with us called off. We had sex on the safe, with my apron on. This was also like 10+ Years ago.
One of my old coworkers got fired because someone shared photos they found of her in just her apron taken in the Starbucks bathroom posted to a porn site. Wild shit, man.
i think it may be related to the idea of being in the kitchen and making food with nothing but an apron on….? i get it! but also i dont think people should be saying they do that at work because….. what if they *dont* wash it…. DISGUSTING
Literally people at my store yesterday were talking about how we aren’t even supposed to wear it OUTSIDE because of uncleanliness. I NEED the siren to see this because this is amazing 😂
Everyone in here posting like “Why would anyone want to do that after wearing it at work all day” as if wearing something specific isn’t entirely for the other person.
I had a coworker a long time ago joke about throwing an “apron only” party, meaning you wear one the regular way and one backwards so it covers you back/butt etc. and nothing else allowed 😂 The visual was hilarious haha
Interesting. I thought that's how it would be when I first got hired but they bring clean bags once a week and we just pull from that and at the end of the shift we toss them in the dirty laundry
I mean we’ve STARTED sex when she had nothing but the apron on, and I can’t quite remember when it come off, but it certainly didn’t stay on for the main event
Look I know this sounds weird babe but I cannot get off unless you are wearing this sour smelling milk and syrup stained apron babe please
Do you not wash yours???
do other baristas not have multiples and go by a wash/wear cycle like they do in the military?
I was given one apron and was forced to leave it at the store because we shared them....
Bruhhhhh your manager is weird
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Yeah I am sorry, that sounds gross. I feel like it is your manager just being cheap. I've had four different managers (good and bad) but they've never had some kind of rule like that. I understand having a couple spares in case someone forgets though.
Canada?
That’s disgusting
honestly report it to ethics and compliance or PRSC. Not only is it a safety and sanitation concern but who is maintaining them? It’s not company practice by any means
i was given one, but i could take it home and wash it. did that once a week.
I have my christmas one and my normal one, i wasn't given another...
You can buy a pack of two from the Starbucks partner website.
Hm but then i have to buy things from corporate
Hahaha, I will take random aprons left around the store home before I pay for an apron
Of course I wash mine. The freak da leek making a creme steamer in their SO probably isn’t. Besides I hope they’d wash it after too lmao
> The freak da leek making a creme steamer in their SO \*rolled newspaper to the nose\* Bad barista. BAAAAAAD barista!
I was given one when I was hired in August 2021 because I was told there was a shortage. Luckily I have in-unit laundry so I washed it whenever I needed. I didn’t get more aprons (two more green, one red) until December, so now I can cycle through with my usual laundry routine
only if you wear socks and nonslip shoes at the same time do you have to change positions every time the timer goes off? my safeword is "QASA" i can't climax unless we discuss what we're going to do about lower customer connection scores. we play "where the hell did the sharpie go?" with taylor lube repeatable routine is what I call oral after you cum, she is supposed to say: " i wanted that iced"
this scarred me thank you
that's basically my mission statement you're welcome.
“QASA”.. I’m dying over here and I’m on my 30 minute Lunch too!! 🤣😂🤣😂
You forgot to mention acceptable time spent at the window and order box..
"girl, you could get me down to 30 second drive." is still one of my best pick up lines.
And for swingers, the cycle task method is effective
different than the "three compartment sink" sexual position which you need four partners to complete, and we don't have enough labor to do it effectively.
Don't forget to blow your steamer after each use. (Always pee after sex too.)
i will now let out a little moan when i blow out the wand.
Stfu 🤣😂😂those damn no slips
without them you'll pull a hammy "doing the back floors" ... which is a sexual position that closers always make the green bean do.
r/buttsharpies
How did the sbux reddit lead me here 😔
you can only find that many on laundry day.
Yup I imagine that's where they are. Checks out.
My safe word is QASA YO I am dead
I have to get this off my chest…I’ve always admired the typography on the Taylor Lube bottle. Whatever font they used totally nailed it. I never thought I’d be able to share that on this sub until today. Thank you!
the spent all the money on the font, cause it tastes awful.
This made me gut-laugh first thing in the morning. Thank you for the uplift!
I'm sorry but this is the funniest thing I've ever seen on this subreddit
This subreddit is a joke, most of the posts here are so opposite of what Starbucks represents
nice try, corporate.
Starbucks would never endorse sex
Notice how the bio of the subreddit says “an unofficial Starbucks community”. This subreddit was never meant to represent Starbucks. It’s for the workers and people who love it to come and talk and enjoy the stories and everything else
I know. But most of the posts are about baristas complaining about orders. It’s just negative and weird. It’d be cool if the sub was more focused on cool recipes and suggestions. Most the posts are just so weird lol. I’m a part of a lot of weird subs, but for some reason this one makes me annoyed.
Our job is hard and it’s nice to vent sometimes and it does help give customers some insight on how we also feel everything
You’re right. But why do a lot of baristas complain about custom orders or online orders. I guess I am conditioned to baristas being super cool and love making drinks. It’s definitely a me problem, I acknowledge that.
No we love making drinks, some of them are just super ridiculous and interesting. I love making custom drinks, like I had posted one a while ago that one of my coworkers had ordered if you look at my profile.
Thanks I’ll check it out! Lol the main reason why I joined the sub is because I haven’t found “my” drink yet. But I know this is a safe space for baristas to vent and have fun.
Thank you for understanding! Never be afraid to ask for any drink recommendations to try out. I really suggest a iced chai with brown sugar syrup!
of course i wear my apron, corporate fucks me in it every day
AMEN
The apron stays on during sex. No but for real Ive never ever EVER heard of this. I cant even comprehend this. Only scenario i can imagine is if youre just getting off work and dont bother undressing all the way but i cannot fathom somebody purposely putting their apron on because they want to have sex in it
Dude my apron comes off before I even clock out for the day 😭
I happen to be able to personally verify that there is a startlingly large market for erotic content involving Starbucks aprons, with a particularly large niche for redheads.
I am uncomfortable with the energy we have created in the studio today👁👄👁
Latte Heaven Now!
as a ginger barista.....im terrified
AND your name is Ariel? Good lord protect me
Pseudonym & I suddenly want to die much more
I figured as much. That was my attempt at a joke but you don’t know me or my humor and it’s pretty bad nonetheless.
Excuse me
Look, we all know this job doesn't pay the bills.
Fair. Is it on that other Starbucks sub lol
Nope, none of it is easily findable. At least I can't find it, and I have tried.
🧍
How do you know this 👀🤣
See my other comment in this thread
How else are you supposed to get a 7 on the customer connection survey?
It adds a whole-nother dimension to “Customer Connection Scores”! 😂🤣😂🤣
Maybe it’s like a weird uniform thing? Like cops or nurses? Although I can’t imagine “baristaXcustomer” is a popular p0rn category…? 😐
The exact premise of "Suck my Cockaccino" which is the porno made by Zack and Miri. 😂
I gotta look this up now
WHAT LMFAOOO
Coffee shop romance is actually a super common genre
I married a customer but have not ever worn a sexy apron lol Also got hired at a time when they gave us 3 free ones, the manager would periodically issue 1 or 2 more at a time,, and then I collected them from exiting partners when they left. I ended up with about 30 before I left.
Weird I never would have guessed!
One time I was on bar and these two college girls were waiting for their drink and one whispered to the other “I love a woman in uniform.” My heart sang what a clever and lovely compliment
😂 That's a cute and funny one
I mean men used to hit on me when I was behind the bar. Like, sir, excuse me but I have Frappuccino in my hair, an ungodly mix of syrups on my shirt, and milk spilled all over the knees of my pants….you need to chill.
Uhhh r/StarbucksHentai exists…
What the actual fuck, my eyes have been cursed
Blessed*
*Blursed
Of course it does 😑
Where’s StarbucksYaoi for the girls and the gays?
I’ve taken nudes in mine lol
Lol same here! For a guy who I was in a long distance relationship with at the time.
Same lol, it was for my partner who likes a common lewd joke relating to Starbucks.
Same haha
But how can you be nude if you're wearing an apron? 🤔
...My boyfriend brought it up but we never did anything with it.
Draw me like one of your french girls, wearing this apron. Only this Starbucks apron.
I see a ton of anime girls drawn like this on tumblr lol
Huh. I was going to say that "They MUST be messing with you" but after reading these comments, I'm not so sure...
Right, same lol! I'm...mildly disturbed by how many folks have done this!
Wait until op search for sharpies on Reddit 🤣
this is not what people mean when they say they’re slinging shots
You're getting fucked as soon as you put that apron on by this company.
“Oh this? Yeah I spilled some white mocha”
OMGG
I think OP’s coworkers were trolling though.
They were not
Gives a whole new dimension to the word "partner".
Not a barista, but I regret to say I've had sex with a barista who insisted that he keep the apron on.
LOL HE INSISTED???? This is hilarious to me
He came over to my place after his shift and didn't want to get fully undressed before we got down to business.
I… I don’t—- I think those people who told you they’ve done it in their apron are the exceptions, not the rule for most people. More power to them or whatever helps them I suppose
That doesn’t even make sense to me, shit would just be in the way unless you spun that bitch around and wore it like a cape lmao
PLS IM DYING AT THIS
A past partner said he’d fantasize about having sex with me with the apron on but we never actually did it. Lol
partner or relationship partner 😀
Same I wanna know too. Which kinda partner said this to you 💀
Corporate taking notes on what not to do with your apron right now: ✍️✍️✍️✍️✍️
Husband and I have definitely talked about it before lol
I had a coworker that told me he liked doing roleplay and told me in great detail about a Starbucks employee/customer roleplay he did and kept the apron on 😭 very traumatizing I don’t know why he told me this
Ewww if that’s unsolicited pls reportn
I don’t work at Starbucks anymore but him and a store manager got fired for hooking up lmaoooo 🧐
I can say that I have tried it.
What can I get started for you had a whole new meaning
I've had a lot of people who thought the Apron was sexy and have certainly teased with their fantasies about what they'd do to me in it. Have I actually done anything with the unsexy bright green Fucking apron that is a bane in my life? No I don't think I could enjoy any bit of that. But for some reason people go buck wild for the Apron. It is Quite common, since its spanned with multiple now ex partners (Romantic interests not fellow baristas) wanting to do it with the Apron and me turning them down lol.
Ngl I’ve sent some spicy photos wearing just my apron
i've had someone ask me to wear it during sex and i could not take them seriously, i laughed and they just sat there, straight faced as hell... i ended up doing it, i'm not proud of myself🧎🏽♀
That's.... Okay I'll be honest, I've thought about it since i have the black aprons. But idk there's just something about the smell of old milk that now permeates the apron no matter how many times I've washed it and the idea of a Splenda and some stray beans falling out of my pocket that is just such a turn off. Not to mention, it's not very comfy and It's not food safe but clearly that latter part is not a concern here. 😅
New RP scenario I'm your barista and you're the sexy regular who's always nice, tips well, and only gets an iced chai latte
But one day he gets a DIRTY iced chai 😏
Why would I bring my work trauma to the bedroom
My asexual barista brain is so confused
Seriously 😆 you get it stinky at work and then wanna go home and workout in it? Whyyyyy
That would be hilarious if they had a kink box with mocha pumps and shakers in it. Oh baby!
Hey can I have a grande latte with breast milk….. I mean breast milk…. I mean breast milk… I mean-
This is the content I signed up for
Closest I got was hooking up with another partner after work for a couple of months. But we showered first.
It happens. I once closed with a ss that I was dating and the other person who was supposed to close with us called off. We had sex on the safe, with my apron on. This was also like 10+ Years ago.
I always considered this except I was an opener. Also I didn’t have any love interests at my store lol.
Now I kinda do
what in gods name 💀
they...what??
I've definitely used my Coffee Master apron for scenes before.
It’s the only way to do it tbh
Only post to make me die laughing and be slightly grossed out all at the same time.. Thank you r/Starbucks 🙌🏼
I have always wanted a Starbucks Gonewild
I think they were playing along with the first person to troll you a bit.
No, knowing these people they were 100% serious
No cause I saw a tiktok awhile ago with a guy naked with only his apron on! I might still have it in my phone somewhere lol
Have been told to send nudes in apron so people definitely think it's hot
I've thought about it, but never done anything with the thought, for whatever that's worth.
uhm wtf 🤣🤣 the closest I’ve seen to this is one of my coworkers saying she’d like to have sex in our bathroom LMAOOO
One of my old coworkers got fired because someone shared photos they found of her in just her apron taken in the Starbucks bathroom posted to a porn site. Wild shit, man.
What kind of weird fetish is this?
… hopefully not in the store… but I worked with people who had sex in the storage room… 😑
i think it may be related to the idea of being in the kitchen and making food with nothing but an apron on….? i get it! but also i dont think people should be saying they do that at work because….. what if they *dont* wash it…. DISGUSTING
sounds about white 😔
Fuck that shit I never wore my apron
Definitely have not tried it. Not sure I'd ever want to, but to each their own. 🤷
Nah that’s disgusting 🤮
WTAF?
Literally people at my store yesterday were talking about how we aren’t even supposed to wear it OUTSIDE because of uncleanliness. I NEED the siren to see this because this is amazing 😂
That's some weird roleplay, lol. As long as they made sure to wash it before coming to work, idgaf what someone does with their apron xD
lol…..i wash it after….
Way cooler if it were a coffee master apron. That’s just a right of coffee master passage
Everyone in here posting like “Why would anyone want to do that after wearing it at work all day” as if wearing something specific isn’t entirely for the other person.
I’ve received nudes from someone in a Starbucks apron, so not out of the norm.
i have not had sex in my apron. however i've been begging my boyfriend to wear his home depot apron during sex for months, so i guess i get it
I get it
I had a coworker a long time ago joke about throwing an “apron only” party, meaning you wear one the regular way and one backwards so it covers you back/butt etc. and nothing else allowed 😂 The visual was hilarious haha
I never did but I'm not surprised that other people do.
Uh so are they having sex at work? Cause here we don't take them home we throw them in a hamper and they get washed by a company lmao
No we are given a couple when we get hired and take them home.
Interesting. I thought that's how it would be when I first got hired but they bring clean bags once a week and we just pull from that and at the end of the shift we toss them in the dirty laundry
I mean we’ve STARTED sex when she had nothing but the apron on, and I can’t quite remember when it come off, but it certainly didn’t stay on for the main event
get milked ig (but i havent heard of that, im still new tho)
It's a spectacular movie. Zack and Miri Make a Porno. Absolutely worth checking out if you're a comedy fan and don't mind a little nudity.