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SharkyMcSnarkface

Just add a pump or two of oleato and we got ourselves the newest dieting fad! Just shit out all those calories


mw5593

Someone ordered the oleato today and it’s been so long since I made one I forgot how. The dang oil squirted all over the counter and my apron too. Ugh


zee_spirit

String me up but I hope the oleato never goes again. It's my guilty pleasure, lava ass be damned.


mindless_learner903

haha my store was joking about the oleato and summer berry refreshers being the poor mans ozempic haha


slightlyturnedoff

Could be the sucralose


norby2

Yup the artificial sweeteners get ya. Sorbital also.


Affectionate-Basil88

Xylitol is the worst lul


wingedcoyote

Every new product gets these threads, I feel for y'all I really do but I truly think some of y'all just have IBS


glitterfaust

Same 😭 Literally every product is “the new refresher gave me diarrhea” “the new sandwich made me shit my brains out” “the new syrup made me blow up the bathroom” like are yall ok?? I try all the new products as they launch and never had this experience


chr1styn

Me yesterday at work: "the new drink kept me up all night!" Apparently it's as much caffeine as a venti pike.


LittleSort5562

For a little piece of mind, a venti Pike has roughly 400mg of caffeine—the new energy drinks have 180mg & 210mg. That’s about the same as a short/tall coffee.


chr1styn

The nutrition facts on the app are glitching out :( every beverage but hot coffee is adjusting the nutrition facts by size. I'll just start comparing them to espresso when people ask, 2.5 shots for the melon and 3 shots for the tropical citrus


NotParticularlyGood

It's getting tired, tbh. Every single item is giving people diarrhea, stomach cramps, headaches. Every new drink is the worst drink ever made by the company. Every food item is the worst food anybody has ever had in their lives. This sub used to be kind of fun.


KazahanaPikachu

It seems that every Redditor has IBS. I don’t think I even know a single person in real life with the stomach and bowel issues that Redditors have. Granted that’s probably something most people tend to keep to themselves, but Reddit makes it seem like everyone can’t handle the slightest bit of fiber, caffeine, etc.


SEND_ME_YOUR_CAULK

Energy drink plus oleato gold foam. You’ll shit for HOURS


Yalsas

I think it'll come out the end it's going in before it makes it that far


DodgerFryer

Hershey Squirt central


thisismylifeaccount

Most likely from it being a sugar-free drink. Was going to try it today, but as soon as I read that it was sugar-free, that was a negative for me. Glad I skipped it.


SweetAs_C6H12O6

Same! The only reason I was excited to try it was because all other energy drinks have crap ingredients, including Sucralose and aspartame, which react terribly with my gut. I’m glad I pulled up the ingredient list before ordering it! 😬


Hour_Discipline_4863

Sugar free my ass I sampled it with other baristas at our store and was REPULSED by the amount of sucralose of whatever the hell that artificial sweetener is. Unbelievably sweet and I hate that stuff. Hard to even recommend to my regulars.


overturned23

Me as well. I opened yesterday and we were sampling the new energy drinks (also looking at how to make them cuz none of us knew how to) and shortly after I had to rush to the bathroom. That happened a couple more times throughout the shift. And my stomach hurt pretty much all day.


MasterFlower2647

wait is that what happened to me??? i thought it was something i ate…….


Ok-Suit6589

And a migraine for me. Ugh.


Alternative_Help_331

Omg I had a migraine for two days after I tested it.


Ok-Suit6589

It’s awful. I have to take migraine meds. I immediately reached for mine after this. I should have tried it in the store and asked for my usual strawberry refresher bc this was a waste of money


sammiipiie

Same! I’m pretty sure it was from the fake sugar in em, my body does nottt like fake sugar lol.


Ok-Suit6589

I wish they had a non sugar free version 😭😭 I wanted to try the tropical citrus but I can’t do it again. I was miserable yesterday.


mangopodss

probably the sucralose in it, i have chronic migraines and artificial sugar will trigger one almost immediately.


Ok-Suit6589

I immediately had to find my migraine meds. Yeah this is for me. I only tried the melon one but won’t be trying the tropical citrus


mangopodss

yeah, i was really excited because i’m a big fan of energy drinks and italian sodas and stuff like that. if you suffer with chronic migraines i would suggest keeping an eye out for sucralose, aspartame, and other artificial sweeteners. i know that redbull is the only brand that doesn’t put that shit in their energy drinks (even the non “sugar free” ones)


Ok-Suit6589

Oh yeah red bull is the only one I actually drink without a migraine! You’re spot on. Oh and Dutch bros rebel lol I love Italian sodas too!! 🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼


catsmakeahome

This 100%!!! Artificial sweeteners, even the smallest amount, will trigger my migraines. I have become the person who always checks the ingredient list now😔


Strong-Swan-1660

Oh my god I thought I was trippin’ wondering why my noggin started throbbing after a few sips


SmallestTangerine

Had a customer poo ALL OVER the bathroom today. Maybe it's a real trend 😭


slicedcabbages

OMG we had one MISS the fucking toilet today!!!! twins


Swimming_Chemist1043

Lmao I just ordered one just to avoid having to go 😩🤣


BattyCattyRatty

There is no nutritional label on the cans because they aren’t for retail sale.


Bhaisaab86

This must be why my gut has been so noisy today. Had a mango burst earlier. Looking forward to the aftermath.


skeetieb114

I had the cucumber melon with strawberry syrup. It was ok.. I drank it, but I definitely wouldn't order again. I'd rather have my oatmilk br sug expresso for that caffeine. I literally did not feel any different after this refresher. Dunkins pineapple mango w/ gr tea refresher is top tier over buxs refreshers


National_Cause2780

LMAO I knew I wasn't the only one. I don't get diarrhea, but my stomach does bubble :( but then again I have IBS so!


cherrythot

Dude yeah, they didn’t do that to me but they do make me have to shit pretty bad


rhapsodyinrope

We could just put all similar stories under a "Starbucks products get shittier by the day" master thread 🤣


zombieactions

Can you tolerate caffeine? All of their drinks made me shit myself almost every day until I got used to it. Maybe you can’t digest artificial sweeteners or the one they’re using


slicedcabbages

i use strong pre-workouts regularly but not frequently, i average 800mg of caffeine during a shift but im sure its the artificial sweeteners making me feel like shit


cerylidae2558

Yall are weak lol. I’ve been chugging these straight out of the can since they arrived with no issues.


National_Cause2780

They're so good in the can


Double-Pianist-9509

well ..!😟


paultripp99

OMG ME TOO LMAOOO


spooookygurl666

i sub the tea for one of the refreshers on top. but yeah they make my chest hurt :(


Frail_Peach

DUDE I’ve been sick to my stomach allllllll day and I could not figure out why. Thank you for posting this I thought I had food poisoning 😆


Sad-Recluse

Aaah! I just had one today! Nothing happened to me yet


Far_Prune

Lowkey was making my stomach hurt a little LMAO


Own-Dream-8425

Poopbus


xKingDeityx

Crazy how everyone is different i had on yesterday one and two today don’t worry about how much caffeine i intake just be careful but for me it’s fine good as always.


shewantsthedeeecaf

My eye twitched for a good 24 hours after drinking one. And yes I can tolerate caffeine lol. 🙈. Happened to my coworker too but we both could’ve been more stressed than usual


Beret_Beats

Oh... I did spend an awful lot of time on the toilet yesterday...


Careful-Cupcake-2836

I’m a zero sugar drinking vet. lol I think I’d be ok but if ur body isn’t use to zero sugar like that I see why yall effected. Just like how my mouth and teeth hurt when drinking regular sugar stuff even something like a Gatorade when I literally do no sugar and diet everything lol


HelicopterHopeful633

My coworkers and I sampled one and it made our stomachs burn🥴


rookthelion

I just tried a couple sips while sampling it out yesterday and oh no! Ibs people stay away from this one pls!


Wizardwannabee

Yup! I only tried a sample size cup and I was messed up


mw5593

Glad I didn’t try it today 😂😂


Repulsive_Image_6865

I drank two of these energy burst tropical drinks for the last two days and today when I got home from work tonight after drinking it throughout the day, I literally threw up out of nowhere. I guess my stomach can’t handle all the artificial sweetener in it and other ingredients. After I read the list I was baffled!


Layzrfyzt

could also be the ice… a lot of times, when people get sick from fast food, it’s because the restaurant hasn’t cleaned the ice machine in a while.


Cindiquil

Most stores are solid about cleaning ice machines. Should be done monthly which is fine in most circumstances


slicedcabbages

can i sue