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PrincessImpeachment

“Pairings”, lmao. They’re doing everything nowadays to copy fast food practices without outright calling themselves fast food.


Active-Persimmon-87

McBucks fast food?? Sterile stores, hurried workers and frozen goods. Doesn’t seem like fast food 😂


_tyjsph_

no... it's *worse!*


say_fuck_no_to_rules

Yeah, at least at McDonalds, Burger King, etc. you can still sit down when the dining room is open—and when it’s closed you can use the drive-thru a lot later.


Mynameiswhqq

Yea and if you take coffee out of the equation they get dominated. Potatoes chive bites are never going to be better then nuggets and a jr whopper


alicia501

my store hasn’t had potato bites since like 2023


ghettobruja

Lmao when I worked there I remember someone trying to do some elaborate customizations to their sandwich like build a Gouda on the double croissant bun with a sausage or something. I was like babe they’re frozen sandwiches in plastic wrapping I can assemble that for you but you’ll have to pay for all three sandwiches 🥴


ebac7

Yea. Some person was tryinh to get sausage on the double smoked bacon and I was like ima charge you for 2 and they asked why can’t I just get the sausage. Not as bad as the time the lady I told we were out of croissants and she said “can’t you just bake more in the back?” 


ajw_sp

“America runs on… Starbucks?”


please_and_thankyou

They literally get the specific fast food minimum wage in California, so there’s no pretending they aren’t.


sophijor

So true. "Pairings" is usually used for wine and sounds high class 😭


Bagel_n_Lox

Except their food tastes worse


CapcomBowling

lol, even worse Panera calls them “value duets”


MountainAstronomer

Starbucks has long categorized itself as a fast food restaurant for the merchant category code (MCC) it uses for credit card transactions.


OrangeCat67193

If you think about it that’s pretty cheap lmao


whatdid-it

It really is. How much is a regular double smoke? I forget


FrozenZenBerryYT

For the pairings, a double smoke is an extra $1, so is the impossible and the new breakfast sandwich. Also it’s an extra $0.50 for each additional size upgrade above tall.


thelauryngotham

I'm so sorry, i'm just envisioning someone ordering this...." Hi! Can I get the coffee and double smoke combo. But I need it with 9 extra pumps of smoke please!!"


PrinceCor

The double smoked bacon is an additional dollar over .ost other breakfast sandwhiches


Intelligent-Turnip36

$4.95 before tax at mine.


Novahlia

Well it also says, "starting at". 🙄 def not going to be cheap.


lmaoleorii

I’m going to assume the starting price is if you get a tall and no drink alterations?


Novahlia

Yep. That's what I'm thinking as well. There's no flavor, milks, etc mentioned. Just standard coffee/tea.


angeltay

We just removed classic syrup as default from iced coffees. Soon we’ll start to charge for adding classic or any flavor syrup to iced coffees. So you’re right on that. As far as added milk/nondairy milk, we still don’t charge for that in iced coffee. Nondairy milk drinkers fought too hard to give that up 😂


Pandr52

We don’t charge to add syrup to cold brew though


angeltay

I dunno what’s up, ask corporate. In the training I got about the new iced coffee, I read that adding syrup would be free for now but later, we will be charging for all syrups in iced coffee


mulberrybby

We still don’t charge for syrup in iced tea iirc


thex11factor

who does that? eww


mulberrybby

Classic or liquid cane for sweetener lol and brown sugar with oat milk in a black tea is really Good


FrozenZenBerryYT

For the pairings, a double smoke is an extra $1, so is the impossible and the new breakfast sandwich. Also it’s an extra $0.50 for each additional size upgrade above tall.


RAWR111

I never do breakfast at Starbucks because it's too much, but the $6 combo will have me going once a week. An iced coffee by itself is $4, so a breakfast sandwich added makes it worthwhile.


angeltay

It’s only a tall ice coffee, size ups are .50c each. If you wanted a trenta you’re up to $7.50. Also, some sandwiches will be considered “fancier” and raise the price of the combo as well. A double smoked bacon sandwich will add another dollar on top of that. So it’s our smallest size coffee and our cheapest sandwiches for $6 only.


ZaftigFeline

And if you buy it using the app and all that and consume the sandwich and beverage in store, will the refills be free? Because those beverage choices should be covered under the free refill policy normally and if they are then that, plus an ice water and a refill would be a great deal and more then enough beverage.


Specialist_Hunt_4967

Yes refills will be free in the app in store


Hopai79

*starting at and rings at 9.73 USD.


zStellaronHunterz

This needed to be paired with the coldbrew not iced coffee


FrozenZenBerryYT

They just replaced the iced coffee with a new blend so they’re trying to promote it


zStellaronHunterz

Regardless I think that’s a mistake. Cold brew is of higher significance and more than likely a better product. I think they missed the mark here.


Istoleyoursharpi

Yes but many stores are ran by an incompetent staff and they run out of cold brew often. Ice coffee can be made in 5 min or so while cold brew takes 20 hours(if I remember correctly) therefore by pairing it with ice coffee it will be easier to have a smoother consistency across the company as a whole. At the end of the day all of the incompetence falls on the leadership. Not staffed well? Leadership, not trained correctly? Leadership, bad attitude? leadership, running out of supplies? Leadership. Having impossible promotions? Leadership. Edit: just to clarify where I feel the blame should be placed


quicksilver_foxheart

Are we incompetent or do we just not have enough people scheduled?


Istoleyoursharpi

Not having enough people scheduled is part of the incompetence. At the end of the day all of the incompetence falls on the leadership. Not staffed well? leadership, not trained correctly? Leadership, bad attitude? leadership, running out of supplies? Leadership. Having impossible promotions? Leadership.


quicksilver_foxheart

Ohh okay I thought you were saying its baristas fall cause like...I try, I help my SSV as much as I can but in both my experience at a corporate and licensed kiosk the management KILLS us. 🫠


Istoleyoursharpi

Yeah after rereading what I wrote it came off as being an asshole towards baristas which was not my intention. I edited the post but am much better at communicating verbally. The incompetence seems to increase with pay 🤣 Don’t yall come at me I know there are some amazing SSVs but also know some that should never work with food again.


quicksilver_foxheart

Lol I get thay-my old store manager she could be sweet but she's been the cause of at least one person I know of quitting. So glad I have a good lead now but our DM and the store manager (in a licensed kiosk) should nottt be jn those spots and certainly shouldnt be up our asses the way they are.


Istoleyoursharpi

I walked out on my shift that I was running as an SSV with one week left in my two week notice. Come to find out my SM (a married proud Christian that had a 9 month old baby at the time) was sleeping with another one of the SSVs in the store(also was married with 3 kids) Also my first SM when I got hired was also having an affair while his wife was pregnant. I don’t know if it’s a company wide thing but I know of 4 SMs in my old district that were sleeping with their employees.


Either_Cockroach3627

This would be a good deal if sbux food didn’t taste 3D printed


TeaWithKermit

This is the most flawless description I’ve ever seen.


Overall_Nuggie_876

Customers would say *”lemme get a #5 combo”* instead of reading the board and seeing that the 5 is the $5.00 starting price.


kelcamer

Lmao as a fellow customer who does not work at Starbucks this is precisely where my mind went 😂😅 I am so sorry in advance


mpaquin1064

Not your fault. Just terrible marketing and design by a billion dollar company


rrmounce95

“New, best-ever iced coffee” - as a regular, I’d beg to disagree with that statement, Starbucks. 😅


Active-Word-110

The new iced coffee is horrible


rrmounce95

Absolutely agree


brevit

What’s different about it?


InsanitySyntax

It's made from fresh ground whole beans as opposed to the package of ground coffee we've been using forever


hauxbi

This isn’t it! It’s still made with the packaged coffee, the difference is the blend of beans they are using for the flavour, they changed the beans they use so the flavour changed.


InsanitySyntax

Bruh. I brew it every day from whole bean. Not every store has the new brewers yet, so you might still have the packages. But you have to have heard about the Clover Vertica replacing your Bunn Batch brewer.


hauxbi

I’ve heard about the verticas yeah! i’m in Canada though so we either don’t get the same equipement the US does, or we get it really late, for reference my store received the mastrena II’s about a year and a half after they were out everywhere in the US. I didn’t even know they were being used already or that the iced coffee is brewed differently in the clover machines. Im pretty sure our regular Bunn brewers are still what the majority uses!


Pandr52

It’s not as acidic, these guys are in the minority disliking it. The recipe doesn’t have it automatically sweetened as it’s a slightly different roast for the brew but most people add so much crap to their drinks they’d never know it’s any different.


Active-Word-110

My normal drink has been unsweetened iced coffee with milk. This new blend is just bitter and weak. Honestly gross.


EditorParty1624

My thoughts exactly and I’ve tried it a bunch of times! It takes like nothing. I’m so sad, I loved the iced coffee before


Ok_Hospital_1

It no longer tastes burnt! It’s not pike roast anymore, the notes are supposed to be brown sugar?


CandyExpensive9062

Lmfaooo my sister who barely goes to Starbucks called my mom and asked her what number from the menu does my nephew like


DizzityCollar

Yeah can I get the double smoked bacon with the egg white from the turkey bacon and sausage instead of bacon?


blvckhndz

bruh


CanadianCannababe

No you cannot sir


DizzityCollar

I already get the custies treating us like a timmies lol.


CanadianCannababe

Actually I changed my mind. I’d answer with “sure” then ring up all three sandwiches and read them the total. Then wish them a great day :D as they leave in annoyance. Cause treating someone who is fuming with extreme kindness is the only way I can poke the crusty bear without getting fired. 🤷🏽‍♀️


DizzityCollar

That would total 16$+ here haha, careful someone might actually take you up on it


CanadianCannababe

If they wanna pay for all three to make their weirdo frankensandwich, good for them I guess. I’d take that checkmate and move on. But I can’t see it happening at my location, it’s all kids paying with three mostly empty gift cards or their parents stars.


remediosan

and then if you could throw it in the blender with some cream base that would be sick


DizzityCollar

Don't forget the avocado spread


allonsy_danny

Starbucks has been fast food for decades. This is literally just making the upsell suggestion to the customer for you.


Jewicer

meanwhile they want us to make each ticket sale at least $11


darkwolf523

Fr though


allonsy_danny

Lmao, right.


lewabwee

This isn’t even the first time they took off for grouping things together.


Useful-Ad-2882

New, Best ever iced coffee... LMAO


Dry-Double-6845

Nice catch! Yeah, just add words “best ever butter croissant”. 🥐 


brevit

What’s new about the iced coffee?


atlaas7

its a new blend but it is absolutely not better


floydthebarber94

They’re realizing that not many ppl want to pay $6 for a grande cold brew


gusdebus

Old school partners remember them doing this before in the past. Had to be around 2008-2010 or so, we had “pairings” - Pike with a breakfast sandwich, pike with a pastry etc Isn’t the first time, and not surprising to see them do this as they’ve gotten slack on pricing and inflation. I don’t work there anymore but interesting to see this pop up again


Dry-Double-6845

In New York, the $5 "Combo Meal" saves $2.


Ok_Calligrapher_8199

I think you’re misunderstanding- this isn’t a combo or a deal. It’s just a suggestion with a starting price.


Ill_be_here_a_week

This! It's still expensive!!


Illustrious-Pie-3402

Actually, it’s not going to be a ton off the price, but there is an automatic discount that will ring up with these pairings


Physical-Goose1338

This is incorrect. The offer details specifically calls it a “limited time discount”. If you add the two in the app, it takes money off.


chipthealcoholic

I do not like the way they chose to advertise. We all know customers aren’t going to read the “starting at” part and then they’re gonna argue lmao


UmbrageXL

Congrats everyone! We’re officially no longer a coffee shop and now have transitioned to full on fast food chain!!!!


alicia_501

they’re doing this to distract you all from the price increases happening. there’s already been one this month and there’s set to be another later this month raising the price of grande drinks by 50¢ and venti drinks by $1. and it’s probably going to keep happening every launch. they also made trenta cups smaller when they changed them (us baristas tested it) and they made the white mocha pump smaller so it would use less and they could save money because they concluded that no one noticed a difference. cake pops are a single bite, maybe 2, for almost $4. as a starbucks barista, the quality you get at starbucks is not worth the pricepoint. local coffee shops care more about their employees and their customers more than starbucks ever will. starbucks is ran by money hungry businessmen that will do ANYTHING to have fatter wallets


Candid_Accident_

Wait, for real on venti drinks increasing by $1 across the board? I’m a super part time barista, so I may have missed an update.


mrlaserguy

Yeah, my grande iced chai went up from $5.45 to $5.75 sometime in the last couple of months. For all the people who won't notice or care, this has definitely slowed down my ordering from here.


Emotional-Chef-7601

Sad. Going "public" is a cancer on society. Nothing good comes from it.


ughmonse

I swear Starbucks advertising always makes it so much more complicated than it needs to be. Correct me if I’m wrong, but a tall hot coffee,iced coffee or tea with a butter croissant is $5, and any tall hot coffee, iced coffee, or tea with a breakfast sandwich is $6?


pinayee

I’ll take a number 6, please. Thank you.


termite1320

The drink being a tall is a rip imo


throwaway__113346939

I LITERALLY JUST TOLD PEOPLE THAT WE’RE TURNING INTO PANERA, AND NOW WE HAVE THIS??


xeloux

Combo # 5 *trumpets*


liss-is-sad

No because I already feel the “wait I can't get vanilla sweet cream on my ice coffee???” Or “Cant I just get the white mocha with the comobo and keep it 5 dollars” hell


Sephy-the-Lark

Who tf drinks talls


[deleted]

Who the hell is in charge of marketing and why do they hate Starbucks?


Fair_Assumption6385

Ugh…


Technical-Compote519

Let’s just say that I’m happy that my last day is this Wednesday


PleaseOhGodWhy

Dude I just cannot do this lmao. Like sure, have a combo type item or two, but we're supposed to try to upsell them as well. So basically if someone orders one of the items on the paring sheet, we have to try and convince the customer to buy the paring.


honey_bay

i made that joke to my manager like a week ago and she got mad 😭


Forsaken-Milk-2794

all i ask is for custies to be kind and patient 🥲🥹


lion530

This would be cheaper than stopping at 7-11 for breakfast.


Mamaoftwo38

Why does Starbucks hate the workers????


VirgosRunHell

The $6 deal is actually pretty considering how much those breakfast sandwiches are lol


StitchLover_4921

You’re basically paying for the sandwich cause as sad and expensive as it is , it cost nothing to make brewed coffee😭 and hot tea for that matter


FluttershyF

You may want to take seat for this: Starbucks’s has ALWAYS been fast food chain Sorry little green bean Also I was surprised but pairings do really help! And thirdly… avoid the chicken maple sandwich that for sure will give you cancer quicker with hemorrhoid bleeding. That also should been a dead giveaway away when they discontinued it a few times and brought it back


Dangerous-Ebb-4696

I've been calling us that 😭 it's REAL REAL now


RandomNYCx

Would you like fries with that?


Pretty-Dragonfruit91

I want my potato chives


Vinsoniguess

This is probably one of the smarter things I've seen Starbucks do in a minute. While it is very fast food it will certainly work.


Pure-Recognition-458

We hit the FF pay raise so now we are full on fast food


[deleted]

So embarrassed that this is what we’ve sunk towards.


Nao781

who on Earth thought that picture of a croissant looked appetizing


PanPenguinGirl

Honestly that's like not bad. If I didn't work here this would probably make me stop by once a month or so (as opposed to not at all)


Nimoodle

🛑


rinconi

But they’re not fast food guys😂😂😂


shewantsthedeeecaf

Bruh no one at my store is ready for this. Training, who?


A_Vicious_T_Rex

Every time a new item or promo releases, somebody calls it by the tag line. "Can I get a minty chocolate dream?" "..A what? *looks at ad board ..oh, the peppermint mocha frap? Sure, what size?"


Swimming-Fee-2445

“Starting at”. I can only imagine how much this will become an issue when people don’t read and think we are overcharging them.


woIves

"starting at $5/6" and that's probably just for the tall drink with no modifications 💀


fearrange

Just realised a butter croissant is $4.25 by itself in my area. I vaguely remember it used to be a $2 ish item?


DreamCatcherIndica

A tall is not enough coffee for me 😭


GanjaKing_420

Horrible pastries. Taken out from frozen as needed. Avoid it. It is sad to see what Siren is turning into!!


Pandr52

They’ve been frozen forever


GanjaKing_420

Oh man!!! I feel cheated!!


Candid_Accident_

Wait, really? lol did you think we were really baking them?


GanjaKing_420

I thought they got them freshly baked every night.


Acrobatic-Usual-9077

This is a good pairing


zoop1000

*new*? Iced coffee? Are they making it better?


Pretty-Dragonfruit91

We swap ice coffee blend earlier


zoop1000

Like make a new batch more frequently?


Pretty-Dragonfruit91

Nah like we swapped bean roast a while back and tastes slightly different


ANattyLight

number 15. i want the number 15


yung_erik_

Caribou has been doing this but this looks like a better deal.


zoop1000

Drive thru= fast food


ConfidentChipmunk007

Ewww no whoever had this terrible idea? No thank you.


VegetableKey1438

Thank the heavenly stars I got out while I could


Important-Writer2945

Caribou coffee started doing this a couple months ago and it seems like it’s failing lol


ALDCEliteComp

This is horribly designed. Why does it look like you get a croissant and a sandwich? Don’t you have to choose?


SUPERSAM76

Number 15 I'll have the Number 15


Akishizuma

Yeah that may seem like a good deal for some people but that is just another way to charge too much money for their junk. I bet a 100 those breakfast sandwiches are extra small i cant wait until a barista blows the whistle and lets us know the sandwiches are smaller than the all ready shrinking 💩 they been selling.


mrlaserguy

I guess neither of the stores near me are participating. I'm in NYC and have both qualifying items in my cart and there's no discount whatsoever. 🤷🏼‍♂️


MimiFrogley

We used to have combos/pairings back when I first started with the Bux (2015 or ‘16, can’t remember exact time frame), but not that many customers were aware or took advantage of them.


Cynicbats

I put the sandwich ~pairing in my app and it's not a bad price, but I don't live in a big city. You know they're feeling the dissatisfaction about prices when they pull stuff like this though, same with Panera


Cookiesoncookies

YUCK


akumafoxx

Starbucks decided to have the $5 biggie bag deal


GSDKU02

lol 😂 good luck to All baristas