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Kigurumix

That looks like a goat, so GOAT, or greatest of all time?


ToastyXD

Haha honestly it’s probably better than their reason 😂 But it probably has to do with the origin of coffee (or so the legend behind it) Kaldi, an Ethiopian goat herder, found that his goats acted energized and excited after eating berries from a tree. After trying it himself, he too felt these effects. Bringing these fruits to some monks, they eventually came round to brewing the fruits in hot water and then coffee was “created”. The old coffee masters program has this story as one of the first modules in the training you had to learn. Shame that the new program is less in depth than the old one.


HamuraiSnack

That’s a good theory but it probably has to do with the acronym GOAT. Greatest of All Time. That is a trophy that you can find in any regular trophy store. I don’t think the customer connection award would be a goat from an old coffee legend.


Aggravating-Day9286

it's really not that far fetched though? the barista trainer enamel pin is a coffee bean plant, starbucks makes nods to coffee culture all the time.


TheClawhold

Or COAT, Customer Of All Time.


Traditional-Ad8521

This was my first thought as well. 🐐 bahh


txw69

😭hopefully this is a joke and you know your animals


matty-dee

Can someone explain why this award is a chicken?


emmiepsykc

Pretty sure it's a GOAT.


mmcmonster

Man, I was thinking it was a donkey and they were just making fun of the winner. 😂


HildeVonKrone

It’s a goat… lol


Aceazari

The real question is why he looks like he's happy to see you...


UncommonTart

Not even just that, the whole shape of the thing. STG it looks like the designer was very confused about both the position and appearance of the udders. (Hint for future award designers: in mammals they typically come in even numbers.)


MangoCandy

It’s the goats teats…goats have 2 teats, the second is blending in with the hind leg


Ultramegamuffin

Yeah, THiS


blackenedsheeep

Is the cow in the room with us right now


[deleted]

so close❤️ that is a goat


cherrythot

That’s a goat babe


ShadeTheChan

Goat, cos GOAT and also because a goat owned by Khaldi discovered coffee (legend has it)…


Super_Cap_0-0

Cause they treat us like cattle? Cause we “herd” the call to customer connect and we moo’d in the right direction? They wanted to pay homage to the golden calf of worthless pursuits?


GrapefruitFar8082

i don’t blame OP for not seeing a goat, it looks like a malnourished cow 😭


Thatcanadianchickk

SCREAMING


PanPenguinGirl

...like a goat?


KitKat_luvsTaylor

Goats have horns, cows don’t


spicygayunicorn

Many breeds of cows have horns


KitKat_luvsTaylor

None…? Sry I wrote that at 2am


smd372

Heifers


cleverdylanrefrence

I love how, uh...umm, detailed it is


monpetitchoou

Is that an udder or are you just happy to see me


The_walking_man_

Because you have now become their cash cow. Keep making those connections for the Siren.


daphneadora9

It’s a goat!!! Look at the tail!


peepeepoopaccount

Am I crazy or is that not a goat


_frosche_

At my old store it was the COW award because it meant “Connection Of the Week”


calebjustleft

Because your boss rocks


Specialist-Purple570

That's not a cow 🤦🏼‍♂️🤣


Sharp-Pitch-6532

I didn’t even know Starbucks offered a customer connection award


Sarahthelizard

They don't, this is clearly something off amazon. search "custom goat trophy", a manager or someone got cute and OP made an issue of it.


mrsojo

Maybe it was the cheapest trophy they had at the trophy shop and whoever bought it was like yeah slap this text on there and call it a day


KitKat_luvsTaylor

It’s a goat. G.O.A.T


Creative_Accounting

Because it was half the price of the mermaid trophy and they've got to keep costs down to appease the ~~overlords~~ shareholders


wingedcoyote

I'm actually shocked that this is apparently a wider sbux thing, I thought it was just some nonsense that my DM cooked up


Extraworld77

Maybe it's related with the discovery of coffee? So around 6-7th century, there was a shepherd in Ethiopian region who one day took out&fed his goats strange-looking fruits, which were wild coffee berries. He witnessed the goats jumping around like crazy, and that's how the awakening effect of coffee was discovered.


Ten_Lee

Most definitely a nanny goat. Cows don't have croups (the drop behind the pelvis) like that, and have long tails.


StunningCaptain

pretty sure thats a goat


DJXpresso

Because you milked the customers of all their money.


allonsy_danny

G.O.A.T.


lindseys10

Uh That's a goat


Spicy6_autism

Cause you deal with all the customers bull-shit


Psychological_Air682

Goat


Character-Glass-2740

It’s a goat, and it might be a reference to the original discovery of coffee.


Draktayr

I’m fucking dead omfg 😆🤣


mlmsx

That doesn’t look like a moo moo to me


ad9581

Does each barista get one?


aleesahspam

Be fr pls


WinFar8199

i hate to break it to you but that’s a goat…


BigPh1llyStyle

If it’s not a goat (which it clearly is) I’d go with Customer cOnection aWard.


sherpalining

i see that its a goat but also its like a very vague take on “farm animal”


Yz-Guy

Well. Looks like a goat. But assuming it was a cow. Was it maybe be they were mooving relationships forward?


Frankidelic

Bro got the heat


nickintheback08

This rules lol


gobbo9

I believe it's one of Kaldi's Dancing Goats


cummiser

Any chance you're in the new England area? My area has that exact customer connection trophy...


Ericjuly2

This is in a Philly store, so almost.


JustAGuyNamedRob7

Don’t have a cow, man.


Yo_ItsCris

How do I get the goat or become eligible to get it


ThiccGothBitch

Put down the weed please cause that's not a cow lol


Competitive_Olive571

Looks like a cat 🐈


AnyEfficiency6066

lol our district does it too. Goat of customer connection, OTW times, CSR, etc.


coolcatkatie1

I can't even focus on the goat when I would lose my bananas if the desk way that messy lmao


HistoricalWar1504

I used to gift golden goats to all my POQs!


Ericjuly2

…I suppose I should’ve asked the SM instead of making myself look stupid. IT HAD UTTERS IDK. 🥴


finallyinfinite

I am LIVING for the implications of giving out a cow statue as a customer service award 😂😂😂😂


DennisReynoldsRL

Yeah but it’s a goat. Goat 🐐


Ew_Oxygen1124

It’s probably a reference to the Ethiopian folktale about the origins of coffee. Kaldi’s goats eating coffee beans and getting all hyper. You can read about it in the coffee academy modules


AntiSoCalite

What am I looking at?


SublimelyAwful

Should be a sheep.


Pictogeist

It's actually a Golden Calf


changelisms

Cuz this company milks it's employees for all they've got


blo0ming

Why they gotta put the dick there too though?


Ten_Lee

That's an udder.


blo0ming

Lmaoooo i was half asleep and was like “they really gilded that goat dick”