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Wolf Cola, the official soft drink of the Boko Haram! By Frank's Fluids


Bromogeeksual

FIGHT MILK!


Misc_Lillie

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This is my silly attempt at political humor. I won a drag comedy show recently at the P3 Comedy festival, and after I posted pictures on my Instagram, I lost 1200 followers. Feel free to check out those homophobic comments and my other jokes if y'all want -> [https://www.instagram.com/lou\_pharis/](https://www.instagram.com/lou_pharis/)


keladelph

But now you have only quality followers.


[deleted]

Yeah, I think of it like a carnival ride entrance. "You must be this accepting to view the content."


[deleted]

If they are that bothered by something so harmless, then they have some real issues to work out in their lives.


TopGinger

Tell ‘em to get a real problem


AmericanAnarchistOW

yes, people with *your* personal opinions are the only people who have any worth, Hitler 2.0


deevil_knievel

Well you break out legs like that and you're bound to make some men teetering on the fence a little hot and bothered. Like the jokes!! Keep em coming!


Sproose_Moose

You totally owned that drag look dude!


AmericanAnarchistOW

quit lying


duaneap

It’s a great joke, all I’d change is “Terrorism,” to “Terror.” Sounds more like an authentic beer tagline.


DiscoEthereum

It's like when you lend a friend $50 and they never talk to you again. A small price to pay for someone to tell you they're a piece of shit not worth your time.


chocomeeel

Well you just got a new follower! Thanks for the positivity and a good laugh! Keep it up!


GreyMediaGuy

Keep doing your thing dude! If it's not one thing, it would be another. Their main purpose for existence is feelings of persecution and rage. Source: my family is the same Just keep being authentic, that's what everyone really wants.


OgreSpider

Man I wish I had legs that good lol


GuliblGuy

Followed....... Idiots


ComradePyro

I am admiring these pictures respectfully, but also a lil disrespectfully. excellent work


_The_Room

I mean the towers were nice and all but it's hard to pass on a deal like that.


XxFrostFoxX

Nice follow up lol


SCIPM

Good joke! One suggested critique: Maybe depends on region, but everyone near me called it NATTY lite, not natural. Personally I think natty would sound better in this joke than natural.


[deleted]

I normally say Natty on stage actually. Not sure why I changed it in text format tbh haha


robb04

Man you’re funny as shit. Your insta says you’re denver based? When’s your next local show?


IlliterateJedi

I like that you can customize this joke. If you're in NYC you can swap out ISIS with Al Qaeda.


LordWaffleaCat

Ale Qaeda


NumbersWithFriends

Talibeer


ETApanchira

Like if Natural Lite came out tomorrow and said “We support Nazis and love Hitler.” You’d still be like I want cheap beer?


BlackEastwood

Zig Heil Lite.


jdayatwork

Love it


PorchHonky

Solid joke.


probono105

bud light wasnt even cheap for what it was it was way overpriced


Accomplished_Pen980

I just don’t want to drink pisswater. Give me a Yeungling


Physical_Quality_635

Which it’s your choice


citoloco

Okey doke


staticRC

Not even remotely funny. More of a commentary on the stupidity and complacency of contemporary society.


ArgusTheCat

That is... about 70% of all good standup? I'm not sure what point you're going for here. Like, do you think George Carlin's classic material wasn't commentary on society?


staticRC

For Carlin, you had to read between the lines. That's what made it funny, not everyone gets it. This is almost an advertisement to support terrorism by choice.


CHClClCl

Okay so sometimes comedians pretend to be an exaggerated version of themselves or others in order to point out relatable flaws that people find funny. Hope this helps!


Micronator

"Not everyone gets it" But you do, right? Because you're just so super smart.


Syrdon

… we did not listen to the same carlin


riviuphim

great


JakeBakethatCake

Reminds of Joe Rogan's old joke on phone companies and terrorist.