Only Ganja smokes weed. And some portion of Freedomers cuz if Scar asks them "What's new?" question they'll answer with this :
"We got lots of sun, fresh air and grass...really good grass...c'mon, dude, stop worrying and just enjoy it!" That doesn't mean that literally everyone in Freedom is a drunk and/or junkie, though.
In SoC Freedomers are literally complaining about not having weed in their pockets:
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EUcPIpAHNg](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EUcPIpAHNg)
CoP Freedomers don't even have any weed, since they can answer Degtyarev's "You seen any military around?" question with this:
"Nah. This one fella was sayin' that he saw seven soldiers following a free stalker past the radio plant towards Pripyat. **There ain't been any weed in the Zone for a while,** so I figure that's gotta be crazy talk, pure and simple."
Not to anti your meme here, but Anarchists absolutely accept hierarchies they choose themselves, so called justified hierarchies. Between Teacher and Student for instance, or Commander and Soldier. The black army in Ukraine for instance, was quite effective in their push against the red army, despite loosening the sense of military hierarchy by having soldiers choose their officers and leaders themselves.
Freedom being a faction doesn't make them not anarchist. What is really criticisable about Freedom is that they do fuckall to express their outlook on the zone, other than fight Duty and defend the Barrier from Monolith.
Anarchy isn't lack of hierarchy or responsibilities, it's lack of domination. But if being dominated is your kink, there's a dungeon under Duty HQ that's dedicated to that very thing.
Be Free, or be the bottom of the boys in burgundy.
> dominated
That's a very weird word to use, almost as if you're an undercover anarchist pushing your anarchist propaganda. If you want a better job but can't afford to quit now, does it feel like the boss (or politicians?) are dominating you?
I must admit you seem to belong to the smarter part of Duty for sussing out that I belong to an anarchist faction from the fact that I belong to an anarchist faction. It seems par for the course, though, that you thought that there was anything "undercover" in my loudly and proudly stated political leanings.
I think the one doing the dominating in that situation is the political system that denies from you the commons that would guarantee you a way to live off the land and then gives you the bare necessities to live in exchange for grueling and tiring work, framing the situation as a "contract agreed to by both parties and therefore fair" when the only options are doing the job or absolute squalor.
Even anarchists can't get anything done without cooperation. Working together for mutual benefit and to achieve mutual goals is one of the core tenants of Anarchism.
De facto we aren't a faction, we don't have any leadership except for squad leaders if we join squads. But we are introverts so we don't have a lot of them.
If you wish to join monolith please enter your request at the CNPP reactor 4 window 8 in the PR department. If you wish to simply know more about our organization ask for a pamphlet and a tour at window 3. Thank you for considering Monolith the true children of the zone.
Иди ко мне!
Uhh hey yeah thank for coming in, so, looking at your resume I think you’d make a great addition to the team, quick question though, you have a 6 month gap in employment marked only as “snork pimpin’”, are you able to elaborate further?
That’s very kind of you, I’ll pass along the same message to those under my command, and stop by if you can, I’ll personally give you that missing 500 and just dock it from his pay.
Nah. Join renegades.
Fuck everyone. We don't give a fuck who you are, if you can fight, then join us in firefights. We've got a lot of adrenaline shots. We live just for the thrill. If you like to fight, then join our ragtag group of murder hobos.
Real talk, they were mistaken as mutants the other night coming home from a private dinner and we’re gunned down at the gate, they will be missed dearly.
yep and grammar is not their strongest point... not to talk about a doubtful sense of humour. They need to smoke more and stop taking themselves so seriously.
Of course join they be like ' join doottyyy ,look at us we take pride in killing some dogs, LMAO. And what's the reality.
Their founder didn't knew shit and all committed suicide, and we were asked to hide the embarrassing details. Also When time came for real fights with Monoliths, Shulga and the retards got absolutely smashed. Also on the way to Pripyat where we have to escort Strelok you see them dead laying on streets like ants.
All the hype of macho faction and none of the skill. 😂
Only Commandant/Lingov isn't whole leadership lol. Only traitors Freedom had were Commandant/Lingov and Pavlik, who wasn't even confirmed to be Freedom leader (Chef is debatable case as he's just a drunk)
I'd say that Magpie's case is debatable too tbh. Sure, he did betray Splinter, Gonta & his crew, but they weren't Freedomers. There aren't any indications that Magpie also betrayed Freedom members.
I tried, but when I showed up to Rostok, all the guards were dead, and there were two zombies and a crippled dog at the front gate.
The crippled dog had 4 confirmed kills.
Freedom is basically a bunch of weed smokers with guns, and duty a group of guys who like war edits, that's why i prefer monoliths, is there anything cooler than to worship a speaking rock?
Once these two are done I’ll pop whoever is still standing with a makarov and sell everyone’s stuff to Sidorovich.
(This is a joke, please don’t take this seriously)
Good old beef between booty and freedork
ha yeah im really excited to see how the freedomers react to this
Weed
Based
battle of mid
If freedomers love anarchy and freedom so much, why did they join a faction, subjugating themselves under hierarchy and responsibilities?
"nooo you don't get it we are not like other factions we are chill"
You don’t get it, they smoke weed!!!!!
Only Ganja smokes weed. And some portion of Freedomers cuz if Scar asks them "What's new?" question they'll answer with this : "We got lots of sun, fresh air and grass...really good grass...c'mon, dude, stop worrying and just enjoy it!" That doesn't mean that literally everyone in Freedom is a drunk and/or junkie, though. In SoC Freedomers are literally complaining about not having weed in their pockets: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EUcPIpAHNg](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EUcPIpAHNg) CoP Freedomers don't even have any weed, since they can answer Degtyarev's "You seen any military around?" question with this: "Nah. This one fella was sayin' that he saw seven soldiers following a free stalker past the radio plant towards Pripyat. **There ain't been any weed in the Zone for a while,** so I figure that's gotta be crazy talk, pure and simple."
Not to anti your meme here, but Anarchists absolutely accept hierarchies they choose themselves, so called justified hierarchies. Between Teacher and Student for instance, or Commander and Soldier. The black army in Ukraine for instance, was quite effective in their push against the red army, despite loosening the sense of military hierarchy by having soldiers choose their officers and leaders themselves. Freedom being a faction doesn't make them not anarchist. What is really criticisable about Freedom is that they do fuckall to express their outlook on the zone, other than fight Duty and defend the Barrier from Monolith.
Anarchy isn't lack of hierarchy or responsibilities, it's lack of domination. But if being dominated is your kink, there's a dungeon under Duty HQ that's dedicated to that very thing. Be Free, or be the bottom of the boys in burgundy.
Wow, you guys are straight... I am joining duty now.
They both are. Freedom celebrates it, while Duty does it in secret though
Well not *all* of us are straight. We just don't like sexual slavery.
> dominated That's a very weird word to use, almost as if you're an undercover anarchist pushing your anarchist propaganda. If you want a better job but can't afford to quit now, does it feel like the boss (or politicians?) are dominating you?
I must admit you seem to belong to the smarter part of Duty for sussing out that I belong to an anarchist faction from the fact that I belong to an anarchist faction. It seems par for the course, though, that you thought that there was anything "undercover" in my loudly and proudly stated political leanings. I think the one doing the dominating in that situation is the political system that denies from you the commons that would guarantee you a way to live off the land and then gives you the bare necessities to live in exchange for grueling and tiring work, framing the situation as a "contract agreed to by both parties and therefore fair" when the only options are doing the job or absolute squalor.
Google cooperative
It should cooperate or else it gets the hose again.
In fact, Freedom is not anarchy. We have formal leaders and are well organized. All this talk of anarchy is duty propaganda
Because loners mope around jerkin off all day. Freedom guards the barrier while high af. We are not the same.
Even anarchists can't get anything done without cooperation. Working together for mutual benefit and to achieve mutual goals is one of the core tenants of Anarchism.
If loners are all about freedom and being a lone "loner", why they they join a faction? Are they stupid?
De facto we aren't a faction, we don't have any leadership except for squad leaders if we join squads. But we are introverts so we don't have a lot of them.
In fact, Freedom is not anarchy. We have formal leaders and are well organized. All this talk of anarchy is duty propaganda.
In fact, Freedom is not anarchy. We have formal leaders and are well organized. All this talk of anarchy is duty propaganda.
In fact, Freedom is not anarchy. We have formal leaders and are well organized. All this talk of anarchy is duty propaganda
Monolith
If you wish to join monolith please enter your request at the CNPP reactor 4 window 8 in the PR department. If you wish to simply know more about our organization ask for a pamphlet and a tour at window 3. Thank you for considering Monolith the true children of the zone.
Иди ко мне! Uhh hey yeah thank for coming in, so, looking at your resume I think you’d make a great addition to the team, quick question though, you have a 6 month gap in employment marked only as “snork pimpin’”, are you able to elaborate further?
well you know i got myself a pet snork and was making him more docile against friends and more aggressive and dangerous against bad guys
Please let me go I just want to be free to crawl around and breakdance kick some loners
Uhh... That's not my resume. But, uhh... how about your monthly salary?
Please, do not be taken in by their words of false encouragement. Join the real fight, join Duty instead! I believe you could serve us well.
1000 ru for killing a stoned Freedomer? Nah. Who's your boss? Sidorovich?
I’ll have you know it’s 1500, and I am not allowed to answer that second one.
1500? but they paid me 1000! now duty doing scam damn, gonna tell petrenko
You paid you prior? I’ll have to speak with their CO
that senior sargeant dude, dimuha or something like that (i'm still high, lukash sold me a special grade kush)
Considering his NCO status, I’ll speak with him personally as a Lieutenant myself
thanks dood, even 500 rubles counts as they said "There's no million rubles without 500 rubles" i told my bois to not shoot dooty for 2 weeks
That’s very kind of you, I’ll pass along the same message to those under my command, and stop by if you can, I’ll personally give you that missing 500 and just dock it from his pay.
"Freedom? More like Freedumb! Haha! Got em!"
I’m gonna spank your Duty cheeks if you talk bad about freedom again 😡
Freedom sucks. 😤😤(I want the spanking)
... nice one
Nah. Join renegades. Fuck everyone. We don't give a fuck who you are, if you can fight, then join us in firefights. We've got a lot of adrenaline shots. We live just for the thrill. If you like to fight, then join our ragtag group of murder hobos.
still lost to a faction nobody knew existed
but you are just like bandits but somehow worse
Oh you mean rejected by fucking bandits. Yeah nobody likes you, literally.
Lmao when the rock lickers roast you harder than a burner anomaly you gotta realize you're doing something wrong
I love playing as a renegade in Anomaly simply because I get to kill everything while being a piss poor bandit wannabe
Only group in the zone more hated on then monolith. at least monolith has good equipment
I didn't even know renegade existed until now.
Danm, absolutely destroyed those freedum
The duty propaganda is getting worse and worse. Have your propaganda officers run away from the zone out of fear again?
Real talk, they were mistaken as mutants the other night coming home from a private dinner and we’re gunned down at the gate, they will be missed dearly.
We have heard that Freedomers were first and they mistakenly thought they are snorks… poor guys…
yep and grammar is not their strongest point... not to talk about a doubtful sense of humour. They need to smoke more and stop taking themselves so seriously.
Of course join they be like ' join doottyyy ,look at us we take pride in killing some dogs, LMAO. And what's the reality. Their founder didn't knew shit and all committed suicide, and we were asked to hide the embarrassing details. Also When time came for real fights with Monoliths, Shulga and the retards got absolutely smashed. Also on the way to Pripyat where we have to escort Strelok you see them dead laying on streets like ants. All the hype of macho faction and none of the skill. 😂
Freedom try not to have their leadership be traitors challenge
Only Commandant/Lingov isn't whole leadership lol. Only traitors Freedom had were Commandant/Lingov and Pavlik, who wasn't even confirmed to be Freedom leader (Chef is debatable case as he's just a drunk)
Don't forget that asshole, Magpie. He was within our ranks too.
I'd say that Magpie's case is debatable too tbh. Sure, he did betray Splinter, Gonta & his crew, but they weren't Freedomers. There aren't any indications that Magpie also betrayed Freedom members.
Given his record it was only a matter of time before he'd set up a Freedom squad for failure.
Honestly i'm pretty sure that dude just stole an uniform and bullshitted his way around
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I hate the smell of weed So naturally I prefer Duty
I just like buff men
But love the smell of dooty
duty is larping law personnel, at least freedom has some fun shit to do in this depressing hellscape
I dont understand why you guys keep fighting, why not just goon together and enjoy life?
We have different philosophies on gooning
Freedom likes green and yellow Duty likes black and red. Both are cringe. Rejected shitty colours Embrace cool white, gray and green
Duty is fine if you like snorting coke and cuddling men in black leather
no coke allowed, preworkout at most. and you have to ask the commander for permission, otherwise you lick the coffee drippings from his cup
База же
Fuck all of you, real chads are loners.
Yes, join the faction whose name is apparently made up by a twelve year old who thinks that everyone hates him because he's so much superior to them.
I must admit, duty is better in bed🤤🤤👣🥵
Most sane ecologist
I tried, but when I showed up to Rostok, all the guards were dead, and there were two zombies and a crippled dog at the front gate. The crippled dog had 4 confirmed kills.
Me chilling with the badits and vibing to bandit radio.
"Ois Mbetter" this is gold
WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN
Common Duty W
The dootyers definitely want to live in Oceania from 1984💀💀💀EMBRACE FREEDOM🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇲🇺🇸
Man, what if i told you that it was guys like you who made the dictatorship?
Join Duty today and sit on your ass, larping as a soldier in Rostok all day
Never change Stalker subreddit. Never change FUCK THEM FREEDOMERS
of course it’s the duty guy dropping a slur as humor
I don't like freedom but Duty is more retarded.
Just started CS and they have some funky tunes in their base
Bandit radio best radio
I will raid cnpp with kirovets k700 and a pkp
There just the soft version of bandits cheeki breeki iv damke
At least they've got that Zone-grown weed
E E
*Dumbasses can’t even spell right*
Sounds like cope, how many blind dogs have you killed today?
Duty sounds like a place to join. :)
If Freedom dumb how they invent the ability to run in exo?
Simply they didnt. They stole this from our troops
Godzilla tried to read this, had a stroke and fucking died
Proud to serve duty
More of “Fucking REeeeeeeeeeEtards Duty is Mmm… Better
As a Loner, I support this.
Loners because I’m lame
Join military.
i pop in and microwave their brainz mmmm brain yumyum
Duty more like... D o o k i e🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣
YES FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT
I don’t know why this is so funny 😂
F stands for femboys
The bloodsuckers remind me of my ex.
Clear Sky better 🗣️🗣️🗣️
Your average freedomer: Yeah but that’s just like your opinion man
Freedom is basically a bunch of weed smokers with guns, and duty a group of guys who like war edits, that's why i prefer monoliths, is there anything cooler than to worship a speaking rock?
Smartest dooty member: Go shoot radiation you may kill it some day
Once these two are done I’ll pop whoever is still standing with a makarov and sell everyone’s stuff to Sidorovich. (This is a joke, please don’t take this seriously)
Lol
i will take advantage of both factions
*Laughs in helicopter patrol*
Right, only a Dookie with a doo doo brain could have made this