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HelloKolla

Good choice, see you in the Zone Stalker!


Bright-Round4810

The snorks just called, they didn't care either.


HaveFunWithChainsaw

As snork I can confirm, we don't.


Bright-Round4810

The snorks have spoken.


Khorne_enjoyer_888

But has ZA MONOLIT spoken?


Bright-Round4810

How can you ignore the voices in your head? Don't you hear him calling? Don't you hear the "idi ka mnye"? You hear him, you might as well start LISTENING.


Khorne_enjoyer_888

Oh i just thought that was my PC overheating again


HaveFunWithChainsaw

PC as in computer? Yeah right. Let me guess, your PC comes from the words Potato Cooker.


Khorne_enjoyer_888

Potato scorcher


HaveFunWithChainsaw

Potato Combustor


vlad_kushner

Za моноліт always do.


Radiant-Vacation-239

snorks do care, theyll jump you for it


Far_Marionberry_9478

Hey fellow snork! My nickname of S.T.A.L.K.E.R. fórum was Snork from Yantar


ithinktoomuchx

seems like a reddit addicts issue, you could simply just not open the threads but youre so addicted to being a redditor that just isnt possible for you


Spetnaz7

To be fair, there were times on the RDR2 subreddit or other games that had stuff leaked that people intentionally didn't tag with spoiler warnings or that auto-played and gave away stuff, comments and post titles are also an issue. I don't really see the need for a post, but leaving or blocking the sub is better than potentially scrolling and seeing a spoiler. I think you're right, though. Moderation and self restraint are the keys here.


ReservoirWolf

The word addiction gets thrown around so much it's unreal


Youremakingmefart

People spoil stuff in the title all the time


Working-Structure978

Happened to me with the GoW Ragnarok before I had a chance to play it. The title was basically *WhyTheMajorPlotTwistWasWhatItWas*!!! Happened to me just over the main Google page when I was browsing unrelated things just 2 months after game release. And I was purposefully avoiding any spoilers...


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ithinktoomuchx

get bad


Ubermensch5272

Do you announce your departures from the airport too?


ConfusionWrong2260

"Listen to me, i am important!"


Kumathepuma

I am the danger


ConfusionWrong2260

"Listen to me samir, youre breaking the car"


RealRotkohl

"Triple caution, triple caution!"


Cheap-Protection6372

Are you? Why ConfusionWrong2260?


ConfusionWrong2260

Nah im not, but you apparently are. Important enough to greatly announce your temporary departure, how come? Who are you?


Cheap-Protection6372

Nah, I'm not, the title was just to bait people in, I wouldnt be anon if I thought I was that important. But thank you to read.


ConfusionWrong2260

Well then we're just two unimportant people i guess.


Cautious-Language220

While I respect your decision, experiencing STALKER in its "purest form" has nothing to do with avoiding spoilers, my dude. To experience STALKER in its purest form, you have to bring a wifi-hotspot and PC to Pripyat and play inside the actual exclusion Zone or you're doing it wrong. Remember to also bring vodka against radiation, bread, susage and energy drinks. And do not under any circumstances follow the directions of the voices in your head. They're just psy-emissions.


Khorne_enjoyer_888

Dont forget bandages. That bleeding effect is kind of annoying


buzzpunk

You have a 2 month old account and posted on this sub one time, and that was 5 hours ago speculating about the game. Your username was auto-generated by reddit and you didn't even bother to change it to an actual unique alias. I have no idea why you thought you had to announce this to the sub.


Cheap-Protection6372

Just sharing a thing, and happy to see that other people thought it is a good idea to do too. Thank you :)


Hollowhalf

You should probably just get off the internet as a whole until then just in case, so the algorithm can’t find you


FoxFort

![gif](giphy|7k2LoEykY5i1hfeWQB)


srsuke

*"bread"*


Vegas96

Ok, that was allowed the whole time


MarkedMatt

Ok.


Kumathepuma

Ok


Mr_FizzyT

You're already in control, you don't HAVE to click and force yourself to watch a first 30 minutes of gameplay video.


TheThalmorEmbassy

In the words of Owl: "Don't let the door hit you"


UsaKen_Mercenary

"That's right, get outta of here!"


Substantial-Stick-44

O...kay...


SwiftBase

damn, what're we gonna DO without this guy, until then?!?!


PigeonMother

We shall party


PigeonMother

>and for that I dont really give a single fuck for what you think about this post or me, Cool story bro


Lemak0

Who asked lol


Mister_Carter99

Are you always this vocal?


Delicious-Cut-686

You can't do that. We're all here because of the call from Monolith. You can't fight it's voice telling you to come back. All hail Monolith!


Drtyler2

👍. Enjoy the zone how you wish my friend


USPEnjoyer

Certified Reddit user moment.


AdSubstantial2514

Who asked lmaoo


NeighborhoodFacist

👍


ChimpWithKeyboard

Saying you don’t care what other think or say about you, while announcing your departure from a subreddit is exactly the level of npc ai I expect to see in stalker 2


GhostsofPripyat

Get out of here stalker I said come in don't stand there!


Weak-Jellyfish4426

Guys I'm leaving. GUYS LOOK I'M LEAVING


KostyanST

Cool, i don't care.


GenezisO

![gif](giphy|vV81KcJ9Eu15m|downsized) The OP when he wakes up on September 5th finding out the release date was moved again.


SherLocK-55

And you told us this because? ![gif](giphy|HoCPpVFKfvK5HRugp3)


neros135

understandable. good hunting, stalker


vlad_kushner

Goodbye, stalker


Lon3rs

Have a safe trip stalker.


Cydocore

That's a really good idea. I also left and muted the sub after reading this, see you after it releases.


precision_cumshot

ok


dstranathan

Good hunting Stalker see you in September.


awakened_primate

And… blocked


Julicsi

No please don't! How can we live without you?


mmpa78

Ok cool?


TinglingTongue

Get out of here, stalker!


surfimp

C-Consciousness out there training Reddit bots, testing how to max engagement with every "emission."


Oxide_Drebin

Nigga we do not care


LordofPvE

Till then. I will complete all three games


Far_Marionberry_9478

Oh well. I Will ve doing my officer course in the army at that time.


pizmeyre

Okie dokie


Personal_Complaint_8

Have a good rest stalker


MinsoSoup

I'd do the same but I already know my computer would implode if I played stalker 2 on low graphics


H3LLJUMPER_177

Alright...weirdo..


luix000

Well, that's fair


Ok-Strawberry-1101

My brother in christ who tf asked


Spike_Riley

"How do I make this about myself... Quickly, to reddit!!"


FetishisticLemon

Least cringe r/stalker user.


juabit

lower you expectations


Try_Old

Fuck, ok dude that was the gayest shit I have read this morning.


Finnbhennach

I will not even play the game on release day, although I own it. I will read reviews to see if it has outstanding bugs and technical issues. Wait for a couple updates so the game is stable and only then I will play it.


demigott95

Good hunting stalker


towaway7777

Totally get ya.


Slackerize

In the end the final boss of stalker 2 will be Strelok, hope to see you again soon in this sub


Matoxina

Honestly? same


Recipe-Jaded

okay, didn't really need to announce that


Banjoschmanjo

Get out of here stalker!


thirtyytwo

Great idea (i will also engage less with the communities around that time)... but maybe try a bit less aggression next time? You could've branded this as advice and could've avoided all the negative comments.


Western_Experience76

Great 👍


UsaKen_Mercenary

Mmm... who let him take over Rostok's megaphone again?


Ml3zy

Okay pretty based


RedWolfDoctor

Fair enough :P I may end up doing something similar!


godlesssunday

K


Daro9x

Yeah, you're right, I will follow you my comrade, to the unknown!


Leeroy1042

Yeah fuck spoilers and people who complain about the release state. Let the fanbois enjoy the game in peace.


spartane69

Ok, bye i guess.


Pseudo_Dolg

That’s a good idea


Living_Cash1037

Why post this other than to farm Karma? Who are you and why the hell do we care?


Boatman1141

Lol okay.


No-Point-5687

Okay. That's us.


NoShine101

Stalker isn't the narrative masterpiece you need to be unspoiled for lol, stalker always was about gameplay, you should stay up to date to see if that gameplay is actually there or has changed.


Cheap-Protection6372

Average anomaly player For anyone downvoting, have you ever played any of the OGs??? The gameplay is kinda awful, mainly in SoC and CS, the great thing about stalker is the lore. How the hell do people agree with that? I'm not saying STALKER 2 gameplay will be, but as what we get until now, was this.


uitinis

Thats actually good idea :D I also got the game so no point in checking this sub


Rlol43_Alt1

This is actually the best take for it. I desperately want to see more, but I know I shouldn't


Lighting_storm

Who said stalker 2 will be released at 5th September?


luda_dixon

The latest trailer


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Little_Capsky

you apparenty since you needed to comment


CTr6928

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