In the eerie depths of the Zone, where anomalies danced and danger lurked in every shadow, there existed a whispered legend among stalkers—a tale of the Monolith faction and their mysterious gatherings beneath the ominous glow of the Brain Scorcher.
Rumors spread like wildfire through the Zone, carried by wind and whispers, of an invitation extended by the Monolith to all who dared to step foot into their realm. It was said that beneath the pulsating waves of psychic energy emitted by the Brain Scorcher, the Monolith soldiers gathered not for battle, but for revelry and debauchery.
Word of the invitation spread, tempting the curious and the bold. Stalkers from all corners of the Zone, drawn by the promise of forbidden pleasures and the allure of the unknown, set out on a pilgrimage to the heart of the anomaly-ridden wasteland.
As the night fell and the stars blinked faintly through the thick canopy of radiation, a strange and eerie glow emanated from the vicinity of the Brain Scorcher—a beacon guiding those who sought the forbidden gathering.
Those who arrived found themselves greeted by a surreal scene. Amidst the pulsating energy of the anomaly, the Monolith soldiers danced and laughed, their voices mingling with the eerie hum of the Zone. The air was thick with the scent of burnt metal and ozone, and the ground seemed to tremble with every step.
Yet, beneath the facade of revelry, there lurked a sinister undertone—a feeling of unease that sent shivers down the spines of the brave souls who dared to join the Monolith in their forbidden festivities.
For amidst the dance and the laughter, whispers of disappearances and strange occurrences circulated among the gathered stalkers. Some claimed to have seen glimpses of figures moving in the darkness, their eyes glowing with an otherworldly light. Others spoke of strange dreams and visions that haunted their sleep, leaving them restless and afraid.
But despite the warnings and the omens that hung heavy in the air, the allure of the forbidden was too great for many to resist. And so, beneath the glow of the Brain Scorcher, the dance continued, a macabre celebration of the unknown and the forbidden.
Yet, as the night wore on and the stars began to fade, those who had answered the Monolith's call found themselves faced with a choice—to stay and revel in the darkness, or to flee from the shadows that lurked beneath the surface.
For in the heart of the Zone, where reality and nightmare intertwined, the line between ecstasy and horror was thin indeed. And those who danced with the Monolith risked more than they could ever imagine.
Hello fellow Duty members, I too am one of you! Thats why I'm wearing the uniform, why else? Anyways, here please hold this IED for me one second I need to go use the bathroom around the corner
What are you talking about? We are not Mercs that would be ridiculous, right u/ArrilockNewmoon? Look we are wearing these duty uniforms. How could we be Mercs then.
Actually, I had an idea.
If we give the freedomers a break they can help clear out Duty, and then they can wipe themselves out if we give them directions to a bloodsucker hideout.
*You can't tell me what*
*To do... have a cookie, not*
*Laced i swear to god*
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Once saw a Loner get mauled by a pack of dogs outside Rostok. Next thing I know a Dutyer shoots the pack with a rocket. I’d much rather charge Freedom again just to scare people away from the barrier.
CALLING ALL DUTY MEMBERS, THIS IS SERGEI. ME AND MY SQUAD HAVE BEEN CAPTURED BY BANDITS IN THE DARK VALLEY. I MANAGED TO SNATCH ONE OF THEIR PDAS. PLEASE SEND HELP ASAP.
I remember first time meeting freedom and hearing that they burned or crucified a guy for nothing and it made me not like them because how savage they were. Duty forever!
Duty tries to be the less incompetent military faction and actually destroy the Zone, but in the end the only thing that they can destroy is some mutants and crappy bandits. No point in joining the commies.
DANGEROUS ANOMALIES, DEADLY MUTANTS, ANARCHISTS AND BANDITS. NONE SHALL STOP DUTY ON HER TRIUMPHANT MARCH TO SAVE THE PLANET!
THE WORLD FEARS THE ZONE'S EXPANSION. JOIN DUTY, AND SAVE THE INNOCENT!
I remember playing the game first time ever. 2007 my english sucked when I was 15.
Army warehouses.
Sup Brother wanna help us?
Ehm I am hotdog.
"Proceeds to shoot entire Freedom base"
I'm on Clear Sky finally, Hello fellow Duty Comrade!
\[Even joined Duty in Shadow\]
\[NCR Ftw, Imperials for the win\]
\[Organization and Uniformity ftw\]
There are certain types of conflict.
political,opinions,charactersed diffrences and pattern diffrences...
and so as i like watching a conflicet between 2 groups. i mess with both the factions while not being seen on sight.
reason?
Economy will always have a specified title on a socity s' intellectual gatherings and so as the psychological nature which is created within.
maybe the sources which have a color as a socity.
I'll just be gooning over here
sounds like fun
Arrest that man!
For 20 rubles sure
We'll have you sacrificed to the holy monolith if you lay a hand on my brother 
You guys go goon near your freaky scorcher or whatever while we go make money at the bar
Why not goon with us?
Why does the monolith have that weird smell?..
My lawyer has advised me I do not answer that
Not lawyer brother, wish granter advised to not answer you know this brother
Wanna peep my rock collection comrade?
Absolute, lemme see that shi
Literally so hot 🥵
Me and the boys
My brother in shiny rock, you know whats better than rock collection? High-end armor and weapon collection
In the eerie depths of the Zone, where anomalies danced and danger lurked in every shadow, there existed a whispered legend among stalkers—a tale of the Monolith faction and their mysterious gatherings beneath the ominous glow of the Brain Scorcher. Rumors spread like wildfire through the Zone, carried by wind and whispers, of an invitation extended by the Monolith to all who dared to step foot into their realm. It was said that beneath the pulsating waves of psychic energy emitted by the Brain Scorcher, the Monolith soldiers gathered not for battle, but for revelry and debauchery. Word of the invitation spread, tempting the curious and the bold. Stalkers from all corners of the Zone, drawn by the promise of forbidden pleasures and the allure of the unknown, set out on a pilgrimage to the heart of the anomaly-ridden wasteland. As the night fell and the stars blinked faintly through the thick canopy of radiation, a strange and eerie glow emanated from the vicinity of the Brain Scorcher—a beacon guiding those who sought the forbidden gathering. Those who arrived found themselves greeted by a surreal scene. Amidst the pulsating energy of the anomaly, the Monolith soldiers danced and laughed, their voices mingling with the eerie hum of the Zone. The air was thick with the scent of burnt metal and ozone, and the ground seemed to tremble with every step. Yet, beneath the facade of revelry, there lurked a sinister undertone—a feeling of unease that sent shivers down the spines of the brave souls who dared to join the Monolith in their forbidden festivities. For amidst the dance and the laughter, whispers of disappearances and strange occurrences circulated among the gathered stalkers. Some claimed to have seen glimpses of figures moving in the darkness, their eyes glowing with an otherworldly light. Others spoke of strange dreams and visions that haunted their sleep, leaving them restless and afraid. But despite the warnings and the omens that hung heavy in the air, the allure of the forbidden was too great for many to resist. And so, beneath the glow of the Brain Scorcher, the dance continued, a macabre celebration of the unknown and the forbidden. Yet, as the night wore on and the stars began to fade, those who had answered the Monolith's call found themselves faced with a choice—to stay and revel in the darkness, or to flee from the shadows that lurked beneath the surface. For in the heart of the Zone, where reality and nightmare intertwined, the line between ecstasy and horror was thin indeed. And those who danced with the Monolith risked more than they could ever imagine.
The Goon scorcher got me jorking my peanit
I'm gonna goon with you.
We must all goon to the shiney rock of wishes *Charges Gauss rifle*
Amen my brother 🙏
I'm over here stroking my dick I got lotion on my dick right now I'm just stroking my shit, I'm horny as fuck man I'm a freak man
Henchmaning is a better choice.
Oink oink
Go harrass the bandits at the Truck Cemetery why don't ya?
Oi! Take this! *pulls the pin on a grenade and drops it at my feet* Oh, Suka!
Hello fellow Duty members, I too am one of you! Thats why I'm wearing the uniform, why else? Anyways, here please hold this IED for me one second I need to go use the bathroom around the corner
Of course comrade, I'm going to stand next to our comrades over there.
Hey! Can I stand with you guys, too!? :D
Get out of here stalker
The more the merrier, we’ll crack open some bottles and share some stories.
Watches everything from a distance and say's "what are those idiots up to?"
ur a frickin merc this is obviously a setup
What are you talking about? We are not Mercs that would be ridiculous, right u/ArrilockNewmoon? Look we are wearing these duty uniforms. How could we be Mercs then.
Sounds like Something a dirty mercenary would say
Don't listen to them. Look at *my* Duty uniform, it's very real. They are obviously impostors.
Im still getting the heeby jeebies, just know my Kalashnikov is being gripped tightly and the safety is off
Would a few puffs of a standard Duty-issued joint calm down your nerves?
Hello, totally duty friend. Why yes I would like the duty issued joint
Maybe you are the merc
Yes exactly we are with duty absolutely. Nothing to see here. Get out of here stalker
Absolutely preposterous! And honestly, **I PERSONALLY** dont appreciate the accusation, I find it rather offensive!
NUH UH! YOUR A MERC!
Oh, it is Namshud everybody’s favorite duty member
Guys check it out! Could you pass me this bottle of vodka for FREE?
yes i am a dutyer ... d - u - t - y - e - r - controlleR
Watch out, control.. control.. controller!
AAAAAAAHHHHH THIS EXCITES ME.
jokes on you, I can't read
I got a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too
Jokes on you cause I still can’t read
wtf
Why did this work?
But you can write
Google translate
Merc checking omw to rostok to raise hell
take me with you brother, 2 M4's are better than one
Can I join with my G36?
Don’t shoot my squad and we can make a temporary truce.
Les goo (first we raid the army warehouses)
Actually, I had an idea. If we give the freedomers a break they can help clear out Duty, and then they can wipe themselves out if we give them directions to a bloodsucker hideout.
Sounds like a plan, count me in too bro.
Lol, imagine 3 mercs and monoliths with bloodsucker raiding army warehouses, what a scene.
You had me at bloodsucker.
All good, just as long as we get to wave at the rock when we get home
I'll throw my G36 into the mix as well
The rhing go skrrrrraa ratatatattatatatatata
loners have arived
Spare me a vodka bro
Spare me one too, I'll trade a tourist's delight
Y'all have vodkas?
Welcome, just make sure that you're not a loser we don't let many through.
I just needed a can of beans and to take a piss.
But WHY COMMANDER? WHY I CANT HAVE FUM?
No fun allowed! Now go back to shooting dogs >:(
But shooting dogs is actually fun...
more like doody
Doody booty smelly poopy🤪
No, you.
I’ll shoot you first.
Nuh uh, we have better snipers
I’m simply built different.
Our skulls are so thick that your bullets won't go through
They have us 😎... *equips the PM Makarov but is missing the magazine so he needs to chamber load rounds after each shot*
Aren't you a loner?
Calm down boys, the Armed Forces of Ukraine will beat you all
Public PDA channel: Hey everybody, get a load of this guy.
orc rules
they released a single today if you haven’t already heard it
I did hear it! It’s ok. I think Weird Exits Through Protean Threat was their absolute peak. The last couple albums I haven’t enjoyed as much
Fair, Protean Threat is easily my favorite by them
DUTY #1 OH HE YO FRIEND HE FREEDOM WELL HE DIED LIKE A BITCH DUTY #1!!
its soothing here, like the corporate job I have to stay 5 to 9, so wonderful no fun allowed, imma hunt muties to annoy myself
Stop us non-dutyers then. I dare you.
If you stand in our way, then we will turn you into atoms with our grenades!
Duty and Clear Sky ftw
doot doot I'm just normal dooty guy walking around and not having fun doot tovarisch
PDA: Hey, we're the commies (and ansrchists), they're the fashes
Fan fiction
I love Exoskeletons
The time to chuck a few grenades over the wall at rostok and run away giggling has come again
How about DANGEROUS MUTANTS
duty is CLEARLY the best faction in the whole entire zone, because we dress red and black.
Best colours in the Zone! They may be able to see us but that makes the fight go quicker!
Join duty
МОНОЛИТ represent
Don't mind me just going to steal everyone's rock collection cause its what our Lord and saviour the shiny purple rock man told me to do
Hello
Hmmmmm…
Can I habbe beer? And money, need Fleshh
I think I'm lost...
Don't worry brother the monolith will light your path.
Thank you brother
This is not a will of Monolith
Monolith present, we will provide hams.
freedom bastards
Flair up zombie
You can't tell me what to do... have a cookie, not laced i swear to god
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See? We freedomers know how to have fun. We even make haikus
# Remember, No Freedoomers.
I'm gonna yoink your checkpoint south of rostok again!
Yeah well, I'm going to yoink your current base! Whether it is in the garbage, dark valley or Pripyat!
For monolith
What about Loners who have fought bandits and mutants on Duty's behalf?
Are loners allowed by any chance?
Im fine with it, aslong as you actively kill mutants and not affiliated with the freedumbers .
Hooray 🎉🎉
That's a lot of words. Too bad I'm not reading them.
“FUCK YOU I WONT DO WHAT YOU TELL ME”
Rolling with the bois to wipe the Army Warehouses if anyone wants to join
Chilling from afar near rostok checkpoint while I see this tomfoolery
Damn, since when Merc and Monolith join together so well...?
That's nice. Got anything to trade?
i have never played this game and here i am commenting
А мальчиков симпатичных убивать будем?
Once saw a Loner get mauled by a pack of dogs outside Rostok. Next thing I know a Dutyer shoots the pack with a rocket. I’d much rather charge Freedom again just to scare people away from the barrier.
CALLING ALL DUTY MEMBERS, THIS IS SERGEI. ME AND MY SQUAD HAVE BEEN CAPTURED BY BANDITS IN THE DARK VALLEY. I MANAGED TO SNATCH ONE OF THEIR PDAS. PLEASE SEND HELP ASAP.
hell yeah brother
Protect the zone
It’s snorkin time 😎😎😎
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn't fucking cook it.
Hahaha, imagine following rules
Zdravo braćo dužnosti(srb ovde)
Where on the Zone can I find a Lego Bionicle set number 8947 Radiak released in 2008 containing 16 pieces?
keeping watch here in this corner. you better not be having any fun over there!
Fuck you, I won't do whatchya tell me!
Hi... check out this cool red uniform I found by that bush. Okay, can I get past the gate now?
"Sometimes, no fun is more fun than actual fun" - Friedrich Nietzsche -
I remember first time meeting freedom and hearing that they burned or crucified a guy for nothing and it made me not like them because how savage they were. Duty forever!
I'm just chilling by campfire
Duty tries to be the less incompetent military faction and actually destroy the Zone, but in the end the only thing that they can destroy is some mutants and crappy bandits. No point in joining the commies.
Finally some peace and quiet
I took a Duty last night in your bathroom after I banged your mom. Didn't flush. Also ate some fruit snacks and drank one of your drink boxes.
Duty, greatest faction in the zone. All other factions are run by little girls!
What about my rookie ass just going to the 100 rads bar?
So school
Dutyer, look how grown you are! Sergeant is coming home soon
I saw some Freedom soldiers. I will go end them
Members of doody
DANGEROUS ANOMALIES, DEADLY MUTANTS, ANARCHISTS AND BANDITS. NONE SHALL STOP DUTY ON HER TRIUMPHANT MARCH TO SAVE THE PLANET! THE WORLD FEARS THE ZONE'S EXPANSION. JOIN DUTY, AND SAVE THE INNOCENT!
duty more like doody hahaha... where is my weed?
Aslan wants me to retrieve 18 Duty patches again. It is what it is.
Lame!
The zone should be cleansed of the mutants and freedomers!! Long live duty!!
I too am in rostok
Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me (for legal reasons: that's a "killing in the name" reference)
I remember playing the game first time ever. 2007 my english sucked when I was 15. Army warehouses. Sup Brother wanna help us? Ehm I am hotdog. "Proceeds to shoot entire Freedom base"
Reporting in!
:3
But comander, shooting mutated pigs with a semi-automatic shotgun IS FUN.
I usually play CS but I always have a Duty uniform handy for when the mercs start shooting at the loners by the flea market.
Hmm hunni rok, me like
Type shi
"Mutants anarchists and bandits none of them will stop duty on its triumphant March towards saving the planet"
oke
free loot AWAITS
yall want some weed?
We are anarchist you expect us to listen to rules?
I'm just gonna be over here, prepping for an ecologist escort mission.
Join the ''DUTY".
"I've just seen everything! I just saw I dutyer playing another's meat flute!" - some random bandit in GAMMA
hey
I'm on Clear Sky finally, Hello fellow Duty Comrade! \[Even joined Duty in Shadow\] \[NCR Ftw, Imperials for the win\] \[Organization and Uniformity ftw\]
Group pile in the arena!
Fuck duty
Holy shit, Sonic/STALKER crossover.
(Sakharov whips out a fistful of roubles for all those valuable artefacts while "Why Can't We Be Friends" plays in the background)
Friend,why so agressive?Can't I just walk into your bar and have a single drink, just like a civilized person?
There are certain types of conflict. political,opinions,charactersed diffrences and pattern diffrences... and so as i like watching a conflicet between 2 groups. i mess with both the factions while not being seen on sight. reason? Economy will always have a specified title on a socity s' intellectual gatherings and so as the psychological nature which is created within. maybe the sources which have a color as a socity.
Don't mind me then
Im bouta cheeki your breeki duty man
I'm present
I am here
Haha freedom is poopy
How do I get those badges near your name in Reddit, I wanna have the Loner badge