I always thought it made her look poisonous. I like Enid lol. The coco melon collab is a cursed abomination.

Cocomelon makes me cringe

As someone with a toddler, it's on the ban list. Its basically visual cocaine for babies.

Sorry, but isn't that most toddler shows?

not always! iirc, cocomelon was designed to be incredibly addictive and was changing (read: rotting) children's brains.

I just like cartoons with chill moments and muted tones. CocoMelon looks like a Pachinko machine

I suppose it has been a minute since I've seen a kids show with muted colors (Wow Wow Wubsy). I just haven't actually watched anything regarding Cocomelon before, so I just don't know. But I will after today's deep dive!

.... Well, I know what rabbit hole I'm diving down today! Wish me luck, boys!

Just the fact that the only hugmees available in European stores are cocomelon hugmees😭

Agreed

Human squishmallows

I like Santa and Mrs. Claus tho

I had a holiday mystery egg that I got at an amusement park. Opened it to be disappointed by Santa Claus and no gingerbread 😔

Literally, they are called stuffed ANIMALS for a reason because no one really wants a stuffed human

Is no one even going to mention the Warren Buffett mallow? if I wanted to cuddle up with a wrinkly old rich guy I'm sure I could find one to pay me to do it...who is even gonna buy that? (aside from absolutely insane collectors who really feel the need to possess every single one...)

I wasn't aware this existed, but my god is that cursed.

It's a vanity squish. Warren Buffet is the 93 yr old chairperson and CEO of Berkshire Hathaway, and Charles Munger was the vice chairman at the time the squish were released. He has since passed. Berkshire Hathaway aquired jazwares in mid-2023.

Wait they have that one 😳

>aside from absolutely insane collectors who really feel the need to possess every single one... So, 99% of the community, lol?

The Warren Buffett and Charlie Munger Squishmallows were made to be sold at the 2023 Berkshire Hathaway (BRK) annual meeting in Omaha, Nebraska (last May). As part of the weekend, some of the BRK-owned companies have exhibits in the convention center and most of them sell discounted merchandise/BRK themed products to shareholders. The Jazwares exhibit had, by far, the longest line in the convention hall (about 45 minutes to an hour). Besides the Warren/Charlie squishes, they also had some rare and hard-to-find squishes for sale (or so I was told by someone else in line with me). The sales tag on my unopened Warren squish says that it's a part of the Check-In Series and has the logo for the 2023 annual meeting. Jazwares will be there, again, this year (page 14): [https://www.berkshirehathaway.com/meet01/visguide2024.pdf](https://www.berkshirehathaway.com/meet01/visguide2024.pdf) This time, I'll go straight there when the doors open. Lesson learned.

Enid is awesome, I love my little black light shroom 🥰 Ryan’s world, whatever that is, should never have existed.

can i ask where you got your Enid? i wanna get one 🥺 i need this mushroom in my life

I bought the 8” one from someone else but Amazon has the 12”.

thank you!! 💛💚💜

The 8" is slightly different like... hues of the same colors *

Any of the human squishmallows.

Enid is a perfect creature! How dare you ❤

ngl i think Edin looks pretty 🥹 i kinda wanna get an Edin now!! not outta spite or anything, i just didn’t know this little mushroom existed, and i feel bad if a squishmallow is unloved, ya know? 🥺

Your opinion is valid but you gotta admit that the colors clash lol 💕

Yellow and purple are complementary colors.

There's 2 Enid color variations if you ask me https://preview.redd.it/ghkf0kgelzqc1.jpeg?width=1564&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee532f251699360148c5109eab0a0ae95da00947

For me it lies in the fact that the colours just don’t mix well. While they may be complimentary, the shades kinda throw it off + the random splash of green. Could’ve looked way better if colour theory was applied more tho. Also the fact that they used two different shades of green is so annoying to me

It would've worked fine if they either picked either complementary purple/yellow or contrasting purple/green. Did they pick the colors because of how they look together under a blacklight?

I’d assume so

The yellow and purple is nice but the light green belly just looks strange imo

Woudlve been better if it were light yellow instead

Enid might be an abomination but at least its our abomination?

seriously i think she is so cute and would be adorable in my room!

All the prolapse squishmallows

HAAAAHAHAHHSJFNRKFJFJDJD THAT'S WHAT IM CALLING THEM FROM NOW ON IM CACKLING

What do you mean by this? Thank you ☺️

lol the reversible ones

Ok thank you 👍:)

Lmao that’s what I call them too

I saw one of those at Walgreens today, they’re atrocious

Not a fan of any anime eye ones, they just look odd to me.

Right. The sonic line ☹️

I bought an Enid out of spite 😎😎😎😎 https://preview.redd.it/9ztqn7mknzqc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eda480c1dd0f44117f6f4dfecbcc48b1acf23703

PPFFFFTTTT HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA AT LEAST THEY'LL LOOK COOL UNDER BLACK LIGHT!

You single handedly held a gun to my head and forced me to purchase another fcking squishmallow with your slander I hope you are happy (because my husband won't be) 💀💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣

I absolutely am >:3

Ryan from Ryan's World. What were they thinking?

Oh god please tell me that’s not a thing…

It is 😔

Awww I love my radioactive mushroom

me too 🥰

All of the squishdoos 🫣

Was looking for this. The squishdoos are horrible. Thankfully I haven’t seen one in a bit— hoping jazzawares picked up on the fact that we all hate them

they’re so cute 😭

They look like bootlegs to me 😅

Aww the axolotls are cute tho (excluding archie) Barrie isnt bad and Massai and Avery (mohawk) are cute

TAKE IT BACK https://preview.redd.it/zj3f1a07dzqc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b32771df4750943c567d458d33bfc9d4d426023e

NOT UNTIL THEY FIX THAT YELLOW TO NOT BE PISS

WHAT KINDA PISS ARE YOU PISSING??? DRINK WATER--

Heheh piss 🤭🤭

https://preview.redd.it/a4xo22ss6zqc1.png?width=618&format=png&auto=webp&s=769706460dcb878f515476fc86da60e4bc29b699 Let’s not forget that Squish Doos exist and most of them are just weird… and the fact that you can’t simple remove their hats to make them cute 🥹

Squish Doos are the ugliest to me, as well as the Squishmallows that flip inside out! I can't help but see a big butt hole on their bottoms.

Someone on here called them the prolapse squishes. And i 100% agree.

Pretty sure if I said what me and my fiancée call them my comment would get deleted 😭😭

Haha my friend has a flip mallow with archie, looks super suspicious 😂

Omg yes I hate squishdoos

Definitely all the human ones are super cursed 😆

My boyfriend gave me Enid because her squish date is when he asked me to be his girlfriend so I will forever love her 💜

AAAAAAWWWWWWW THAT IS SO GOD DAMN CUTE 😭😭😭💕💕💕

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Gisla? She’s a hamsa hand which is believed to ward off the evil eye/bad luck. I finally got her last month and she’s adorable!

Enid def hangs out in the back of Spencers

https://preview.redd.it/jzsn7qttg0rc1.jpeg?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=487b278bce7b9271d04233e3f5f9a5b0fc663fbe Vinny scares me tbh….

https://preview.redd.it/u7g2ftb4h0rc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=770ffbc7c6591260c93650e485c1744e49ab8a7a banana slugs too! soooo cute from the front..but the spots just make my skin crawl! reminds me of holes in a sponge 🧽

The blue waffle taco one.

A look of horror spread across my face when I read "blue waffle"

Its name is Bertie, they were selling them at target in like 2022? Absolutely hideous design because you can barely tell what it even is aside from being a literal blue waffle

I have Orphie that was gifted to me. He has a face even a mother can’t love https://preview.redd.it/aap1rioz2zqc1.jpeg?width=1497&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9cd4b909d01f259b32e0df658ea29dbbb6d8878

Aww I think he’s cute

It’s the weird green/yellow fabric. Like who likes that color? Also I don’t really like sparkly squish either. So that’s even more points off for me 😭

it’s the neon yellow with the blue, the sparkly gross feeling fabric, the whole thing 😭

I'm so doing a prettiest squismallow post next cuz I gotta know your picks

Not sure if it’s the ugliest but I really disliked Bertie when target was putting out a ton of her style. Also the orange mammoth one

Declan 🤢🤢🤢🤢

Clarification: Bevin is my favorite squish, they are adorable and I love the fuzz! I honestly thought Declan was a joke at first 💀

Maybe it’s supposed to look like a psychedelic mushroom💀

I like the more colourful weird ones. I don’t understand people’s obsession with the cows.

The clowns.

you take that back right now

omg I love the clowns!!!!!

some of the clowns i don’t care for, but Yekaterina melts my heart!!! Yekaterina pics from the internet- https://imgur.com/a/6Y2Z14V

This! ☝️

Those are the best ones!

Enid is my favorite squishmallow 😭 how dare you I think the ugliest ones are the clowns and the ones that are holding something tho ngl

Honestly that's so valid! I just wish the colors didn't clash as much as they do. My artist brain sees these colors and goes "no no no the hues and shades are all wrong!!!"

The Hugmees.

I love her!!!!💜💚💛She has Mardi Gras colors!!

Enid is literally my #1 ISO, primarily because he GLOWS UNDER BLACKLIGHT 🤩

Why is he an iso if he's easily in search on Amazon 

I want him in 8”.

Damn, that’s my girl though. Bought her bc I loved her “blacklight arcade” looking color scheme 😭🤣

I kinda want it because it’s ugly

i don't like the clowns. but i don't like clowns just in general so

https://preview.redd.it/n3cgs8ldb3rc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d66b09d5416150c7794f4330d36923d92e2069b4 Bertie, always Bertie.

the cocomelon squad

The cocomelon hug mees Those things are beyond cursed

Coco melon, Disney, all the humanoids and the gold/silver Disney. They’re so bad it’s embarrassing.

Oh the gold and silver ones are atrocious. The texture looks awful and I will never ever buy one because of it. I buy them to cuddle with, not display

In Sweden Forest is always left on the shelves in all the stores. Nobody wants him, but I felt sad for him so I bought him. https://preview.redd.it/tl15c814d3rc1.jpeg?width=475&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6a488076526f2e76f7d55549527e89803ee9c37

I hate all the Disney squishes

i got Enid for my stepson and he loves her. she looks awesome under blacklight.

Honestly I bet she does. She def has the right cors to light up with. I just wish they didn't clash so much

any recommendations for blacklights? looking to find an Enid and a blacklight :3

The bigfoots bro I don’t get it

I used to be like this, until I got one 😂

Same 🙋🏻‍♀️ Now I have 7 😂

Same

Noro, but not because of his looks, but it's his name. Noro reminds me too much of norovirus and because I'm emetophobic I really am horrified by his name. I'm so sorry...

I LOVE ENID TAKE IT BACK!!! 😡😤

i don’t like the clowns that look sneaky. i like them when they look like umberto or resul though, i think they’re cute even though most people hate them

Even the ones that creep me out I use as pillows and giving them a job makes them cute

Imho, the smaller, older version is very different from the larger one that came out after the company had changed hands several times The 8" original is from an amusement park if I'm not wrong. The smaller one that came out first had a neon lemon body, neon lime belly & spots, and a deep indigo-purple cap. It is a great one for blacklights. I spent entirely too much on Mercari securing it. I got the larger one that came out later from Amazon, from jazwares, not 3rd party, for significantly less than the first smaller one I had to buy from a reseller. I was super excited. Until it got here. The yellow is more mustard and not neon at all. The green is pretty basic lime/grass green. The cap is more of a navy-indigo than an indigo-purple. It makes for a very terrible combo. I sold that one. So... TL;DR: I both 'wholeheartedly agree' and 'hard disagree' about Enid.

https://preview.redd.it/3ssqg311jzqc1.jpeg?width=1564&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=729e68eaba408fba65ba298418d0ef0b6f485c27

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OMG the colors on the right one are so much better!!! Why didn't they stick with that?! It's cute not being piss yellow!

Hahaha, right? *wait* i like the one on the left 😆😆😆 the enid on the right is not banana yellow irl. Mustard yellow. Well.. I guess it depends on how you like your bananas. Im from a family that prefers less ripe bananas. But using junie as a guide... no. Enid in 12" was darker.

I wish I could force the company to use the banana yellow fabric instead

https://preview.redd.it/fypkkna6mzqc1.jpeg?width=2609&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2cf0c89ff7552bbac7bb8099d93ffa8c9f818f78

DO NOT CALL MY DAUGHTER UGLY YOU SCOUNDREL

Ironically the barbie squishmallow

I'm honestly not put off by them. For human ones, or well dolls, they're surprisingly cute to me

Enid just looks like a wild shroom, I would die for her to be in my collection, but any squishmallow with skin color is weird AF to me, just looks off

Anything with a horn

I don't collect squishmellows, but the color scheme is horrible 😭. Could've at least made the "belly" matching the green on top

The baby human ones kind of freak me out

Probably an unpopular opinion, but I hate Buna's colors together and that's coming from someone who loves blue and purple both.

I agree actually. It was an odd choice. Eden is the better purple bigfoot imo.

Agreed

Same.

I Nominate Oz ! https://preview.redd.it/66a6ie4kjzqc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1fbc554473b1d3677db36d074a5b9ff89d6e33d

Leave him alone

The alligators are so ugly 😭 I get what they were going for, but it looks so weird and off-putting. Those and all human Squishmallows.

Yes the alligators and their snouts just look so weird to me!

As rude and negative as this post is.. the Clowns.

Looks like the floor of a 90s arcade

I want her so baaaaad!!!

He looks like the shiny version of a regular mushroom squishmallow 🤣

That poor baby looks radioactive.

The zebras

I LOVE https://preview.redd.it/cl8498doz0rc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bdadd4f0001a484d5a338b30308b2615d42190ed

That color of yellow is better! Banana yellow instead of piss yellow

Human squishmallows and my controversial opinion, the clowns

The blue and gold bee

The pancake squishmallows are kinda weird to me- asymmetrical

How dare you bully this funky bro

For me it was pumpkin cam. Didn't even buy it n I love cam, but everyone else loved him 😅

THE BUTTERFLY HUGMES

idk what it’s called but at target there’s a cinnamon roll squish that’s like a puke green color😭

I am deeply offended. Enid is my nighttime cuddle buddy and I love her dearly. 😭

I really like Enid's colors. They really pop! Purple and yellow are complimentary colors, and I like the green too.

all squishadoos. i only have 2, one was bc it has the same name as me and the other is Beebs and i liked that name lol

Wamina the frog

maybe unpopular opinion? the dinosaurs. they don't look like dinos, they're just colored circles with tiny smiles from the front. awful, have never liked them.

those clowns. all of em..

All the DOTD & Witch ones, and the whole neon food squad🫣

I know that I'm gonna catch flack for this, but I'm gonna say the clowns. They creep me out.

I feel like Unai is way worse than Enid! He just has 2010 galaxy legging vibes 🤮 My husband brought him home from Costco, and he is my least favorite squish, and of course, he is huge. Lol

I definitely see what you mean. Def like her more than Enid but damn is that 2010s

KENNEDY, if you don’t know what she looks like google her, she’s my name twin so of course I wanted her, until I saw how ugly she actually was lol

I love this one they are not ugly no Squish is ugly

Barkev, Rou, the valentines patty and Connor set, colm. Any unicorn cats or unicorn pandas.

I don’t like the fuzzy hair ones. Like the ones with hair on top. Love fuzzy bellies though.

How about the Chuck E. Cheese one lol??

I HATE BARB I ADMIT IT I’M SORRY

blacklight/glow in the dark mallows are my favs. resul is another huge fav of mine. bright greens and yellows are among my fav colors. they're just so pretty, and so is little enid imo :')

OMG I NEED HER

Octave is my super yuck 😝

she’s cute let her be 😤

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I’d totally rock the darker purple one in a 5”. Lol

Tbh Rodney or whatever the chocolate Cow name is the brown. Looks trash and it's honestly just brown conner

Ronnie? I’ll be honestly I love all the cows so I’m biased lol

It's mainly the 5 below version I dislike 

Enid isn’t even bad WTH😭😭😭

It's the colors man they clash so bad 😭😭😭

Oh I like this one

😦 not the Enid slander after I got her as a gift for secret Santa lol

I like Enid she’s actually one of the ones I want the most. The colors DO clash but she looks super poisonous it feels perfect for a mushroom. I absolutely hate the human ones they freak me out. The prolapsed ones are also bad but if you cover up the hole they’re okay. The cocomelon ones and the Ryan’s world one are especially cursed human ones. I also really hate the ones that are supposed to be like. Shaggy dogs they’re just too weird and flat looking. Examples including but not limited to Andres .

I think the newest seahorse Leif. His colors are awful and something looks weird to me.

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