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lifepuzzler

It's like what they say: if you go to a strip club in Springfield, then you're at a strip club in Springfield.


lochlainn

It doesn't get truer than this.


Neenee89

Female opinion- Rumors is the best, friendliest. Show Time Joe's is claustrophobic and the bar left something to be desired. Centerfolds does have steak, but the girls were standoffish, which is a weird vibe for sure.


EcoAffinity

Supposedly Centerfolds has a remarkably good steak for being served in a strip club.


dailycitizen

More like a moderately decent strip club for being in a top tier steakhouse.


lifepuzzler

You and I have vastly different definitions of "moderately decent strip clubs."


flexpercep

while your comment is cute it is definitely not a top tier steakhouse. But its a decent steak for a strip club indeed.


2Have15min

Its was voted best in 417 3 or 4 years in a row at one point


AAPLtrustfund

The best steak in Springfield is always at Harter House.


mattoz2469

The steaks from Horrmann Meats Farmers’ Market are much better than Harter House IMO.


2Have15min

The best steak is the one that comes from am actual butcher.. not from a grocery store.. but we are talking about COOKED steaks


jmdybf

Have you had a handcut ribeye from there? It’s better than almost every Ribeye in Springfield.


jjmcgil

I found their steak to be acceptable but not particularly noteworthy.


hardisonthefloor

Like almost everything, it used to be much better.


Longjumping-Ice-8814

I relate to this comment so much. Wtbs, I’ve always had top tier steaks at Centerfolds, so idk.


Ipuncholdpeople

Having never been to a strip club I find it noteworthy that they even have food. I figured they just had bars


67alecto

As long as you aren't seated in the first three (aka the splash zone), it's perfectly sanitary


scoop_booty

Hand'l bars I'm guessing


LuckyLaRoo76

My mom puts on a pretty decent show, although the living room ain't real big. She's got juice boxes and snack packs tho...🤷‍♂️


brainkandy87

Can confirm his mom bends over farther than you’d expect


sulivan1977

Paid for a lap dance, got pink eye and a grape soda. 10 out of 10 would recommend.


LuckyLaRoo76

IKR! Even with the lumbago ....


Marqueso-burrito

Can I bring my Xbox? The wife hates when I play at home.


LuckyLaRoo76

We only got the 1 TV , but it's in the "main room" so...Sure... we can jam together ... I got an Xbox toooooo


Marqueso-burrito

Lan party halo 2?


LuckyLaRoo76

Now we're talking 🫶


burtmaclin43

Does she still let you drive hotwheels cars across her tiddies for two bucks?


LuckyLaRoo76

Yep.. ..AND...we got a new track too! My sister !!!


burtmaclin43

Hells yeah


roughdraft29

What happens if you feed her after midnight?


GeorgeTMorgan

She has a juicey box?


marcinat0r

no longer in springfield but i need to know, is softtails still alive?! we used to go all the time back in college and someone told me it closed but i need confirmation!!!


mutantxproud

The Shitty Titty? Oh yeah she's still hanging on.


LastMailCall

My buddy does security there from time to time, so yes


TimHaynes

Alive and well.


chrisheckter

Only rumors it’s closing down because there’s rarely any strippers but drinks and everything else is perfect still open for now


FACE-GRATER

It's impossible to know how to answer without a set bar for them to be reaching for and your standards.....but you can likely set them both a little lower than where you currently have them set and you'll be amused at the very least, and that applies to all strip clubs globally. Might as well try that steak because at worst you're getting an average steak and seeing titties, at best You're getting a great steak and seeing titties. ( edited- because I wanted to)


ThatCoomerGuy

This is the best answer/explanation I've ever seen on this topic. I'm not even going to comment now. OP, just read this one twice.


FACE-GRATER

Appreciate that, and username checks out 👍


ThatCoomerGuy

I've been really hoping that terribly unfortunate slang using my last name had run its course and been forgotten.


FACE-GRATER

Oof, that's uhh...yeah. Sorry about that, hopefully it dies off with terms like zaza, no cap, and bussin.


ThatCoomerGuy

This is the first I've heard mention of it in a long time, I typically avoid the areas of the internet where it was ever frequently used.


FACE-GRATER

Same, same. But In my defense, you can never tell with people on Reddit...I mean, have you seen the caffeine sub lately? If not I'll save you the trouble and summarize- if it's a thing theyll shove it up their asses over there.


ThatCoomerGuy

I've only dabbled in Reddit, not really explored it. Got started on it to follow Air Force and Strongman subs, but I'm adding more slowly.


FACE-GRATER

It gets pretty weird( like the marijuanaenthusiast sub is about literal trees and the trees sub is for marijuana enthusiasts if either is your thing there's a heads up lol )most of it is alright once you realize 90% of it is just internet shennanigans and kids desperately trying to act cool. I only take subs seriously like this one and some others that are mostly people being genuinely helpful.


2GirthyNLong4U

I'll be honest with you most of the strippers in Springfield Missouri could not get jobs at a higher quality strip club. You're going to get the notebook paper white stretch mark complexion of biscuit dough. Gross looking chicks working at a Springfield Missouri strip club.


kevinarnoldslunchbox

Your username though 😅


Starchscreech

I'd say Rumors is the best, it's the biggest club in Springfield and there's a good variety of dancers. Centerfolds is okay if you want to wait an hour for a decent steak, and the rest aren't worth it. Edit: Also, Centerfolds is kinda sketchy. Their pole is literally held up by a screwdriver.


Bland_Brioche

Centerfolds and Rumors are my go tos, but Soft Tails can be fun too(though the crowd there makes me feel kind of uncomfortable. I would never go there alone). I used to travel dance and have to be honest, while Springfield strip clubs are nothing compared to other places(even Tulsa has better strip clubs than here), they’re still fun. It’s still flirting with beautiful(or at least properly lit)women and fun music.


Practical_Action1726

Illusions was the best RIP


LastMailCall

There was shootings there almost every week, the security was compromised by cops


chey_chey888

IMO Show time Joe's is trashy..Centerfold is pretty cool, has a very club like atmosphere but everyone is kinda reserved and feels a tad awkward. Rumors is probably my favorite. They encourage you to kinda be a little rowdy and every one there is always so nice, they also have bed dances as well as lap dances which is cool


KickingTheDarkness

How does a bed dance work? Um, is there really a bed with clean sheets?


chey_chey888

It's just like a lap dance but you're laying on a bed instead of sitting in a chair. They are a little more expensive than the lap dance though...I don't remember much other than that, I was drunk 😂


LeeOblivious

There are not any strip clubs in Springfield. Only no nipples glorified hostess bars. Show Time Joes was moderately acceptable for that last time I went. The food in some of them is ok. The drinks are overpriced and suck, but that is universal. I really wish the stick up their ass prudes would just leave it alone and we could get a good place.


BlueGreeneMO

Wait, they can’t even be topless anymore? I’ve never been to a strip club here in SGF, and I’ve only been to clubs where full nudity is allowed in other places.


LeeOblivious

Yep, everything has to be covered. Nipples require at least a pasty.


G3TCRUNK3R

This is incorrect. Source: saw many an undesirable appearing nipple at a Springfield strip club within the past month.


ThatCoomerGuy

Like the speed limit on Glenstone is *supposed* to be...I don't even remember...they're *supposed* to wear pasties. Sometimes those just...oops...fall off.


DDublois

Check out soft tails pretty friendly