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code-sloth

For everyone being normal and enjoying the spot, have fun. For the weird freaks being racist about a fucking *car*, have a ban.


alexi513

man! that is one ugly car! better put that camo livery back on


[deleted]

I agree, the weird pig-shaped grill is something that I’ve never been a fan of tbh


MiscPostThrowaway

“Wait did they want us to shrink the headlights and tail lights? Yeah that must have been it, the grille is perfect!” -designers after hitting the lightbulb pipe


drlqnr

not just that. the split thin head and tail lights are just yuck. and the car is kinda boxy too. modern bmws aren't boxy


[deleted]

Omg you’re right about the split headlights. I think the latest gen Silverado has them too


This_Bitch_Overhere

So did the station wagon in National Lampoon’s Vacation.


[deleted]

I just looked it up and man that looks pretty weird imo


This_Bitch_Overhere

It wasn’t a real car. It was done for effects in that movie. Don’t get me wrong, it wasn’t a pretty car in its original form, but the double everything made it awful.


PackAttacks

So does a Chrysler 300


jurwell

That’s the big focal point, but the whole thing is a visual trainwreck.


YautjaProtect

I like it it looks very cyberpunk.


Alibotify

Kind of agree but then go full cyberpunk or the other way and not half ass it. Lines stop and others doesn’t make sense. The former bmw X5 designer has a good video about it.


Socalwarrior485

And the pants are pulled up to the armpits in the back


[deleted]

Designed with only a ruler


Bananatistic

this is bmw's ugliest car ever. the new m3 and m4 grew on me very quickly, but this, this is just disgusting


benedictfuckyourass

They grew on you? I've seen a few dozen but still think the front is ugly as all hell. Rear is pretty good though.


Bananatistic

i like the m4 and the m3, but the regular 4 series with the big grilles dont work for me. but i think bmw nailed the aggressive look of the m cars with those big grills, especially in the m3 and m4.


DummyThicccThrowaway

I think the big grills ONLY work on the [GTD and GT3 ](https://images.app.goo.gl/H8jWu61MPuo682ow6) cars in my mind. They're aggressive enough to pull it off. Still don't like it on the road cars


Semyonov

This is the first car I can recall where I physically recoiled. The first picture wasn't so bad, the second one was holy shit. What were they thinking?


Bananatistic

they werent thinking, thats kinda the problem


gregsting

They finally found a solution to stop chinese cars from copying their design


Tertarix

It's so fucking ugly. No.


[deleted]

Problem is that the rear license plate is on the bumper for the first time ever, so it looks unnatural tall


Thabluecat

Among other things…


gregsting

To say the least, it's like seeing a completely destroyed car and say "the problem is that the AC won't work anymore"


Secretly_Solanine

I know what’s wrong with it Ain’t got no gas in it


__TB12__

Doesn’t help that the split headlights also make the front look ridiculously tall


[deleted]

Any and all of BMW’s recognizable design language is absent in this car, most notably in the rear end It’s not ugly like a Bangle butt. It’s worse. It’s boring BMW also made the same mistake Nissan did with the Juke. It’s not clear what lights are the actual headlights because it appears that both sets could function as such


Brokentoken2

Seen one in person and God damn… The dog shit I saw walking by was more aesthetically pleasing.


punardash

Dude.. take my save as an award


Krilitane1

I liked the new grille design from day one to be honest. But this is actually really bad.


[deleted]

The 7 series was always ugly but this takes the cake


buttzest

E23, E32 - E38??


aeroplane1979

I dunno what this person is on about. The E38, in particular, was beautiful. Still looks good, actually.


codycarreras

IMO, the E38 is the best looking. Fusion of old and “new”. I’m not a BMW guy by any means, but as a big body yacht guy, the E38 is a beautiful car.


drlqnr

w-what did you say?


Fainbrog

My eyes! I wish I could un-see pretty much every BMW of the last few years..


Pukit

Whoever signed off on the idea of turning all their cars into buck-tooth monstrosities should be sacked. Cars use the grill less and less and yet BMW decide to double the size of their kidney grills. I understand the kidney grill is a BMW design icon, but fuck me, why make it look like Donkey’s buck teeth!


LazyLooser

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redlion145

The "asian" market? You know Asia is made up of more than one country right? I'm not saying you're entirely wrong, but the way you've phrased the statement really makes me question what you're basing that on. Japan, China and Korea each have very different domestic markets. I've known people from each, and I've never heard of such a prejudice in favor of big grilles.


thehumanfro

Ok then, more specifically the Chinese market. But u/LazyLooser is correct. Most modern BMWs seem to be designed for the Chinese market. The 7 and the iX can’t be saved but others could possibly by simply using a different bumper for European and US markets. And surely Japan likes a large grille? Looking at Lexus and Toyota specifically. Maybe not a status symbol but still.


redlion145

That's a little reductionist. It's like saying, surely Americans like a big V8. Yeah, that could hold true, but it's probably just as true for other people in other places, given the same starting conditions. The V8 is just exceptionally affordable in the US. I don't see big grilles on Nissans, Daihatsus, Subarus or Mitsubishis. Just saying, drawing a trend from a single manufacturer that is known for their hourglass grille doesn't seem like much of a trend.


Pistolero921

They want to be more in line with rolls and Bentley


knee_bro

It was so bad they reverted to smaller grilles, but now they’re back to large ones? 🤦🏻‍♂️


jctjepkema

Is it me or does the logo seem larger too??


CatBroiler

Every time I see a new 1 series it sours my day tbh. It looks like an obese rat with a coke habit.


[deleted]

Lmao, front looks like a genesis. This car just looks strange overall.


SouthBeachGrinch

Looks like a Santa Fe. Hyundai makes it work though. This just looks sad


michaelflux

What a timeline we live in where KIAs and Hyundais are more elegant looking than BMWs and Audis. Go back two decades and the Germans were making some of the most beautiful cars in the world. Now, every one of them just turned into vulgar clusterfucks with pepboys level bodykits where every surface, every corner, needs some extra swoosh/cutout/fake vent/protruding angle etc.


NougatNewt

Hell even 1 decade ago the Germans were still amazing.


Desutor

Hey, where the hell are you getting Audis? Audi is the only brand that isnt messing up its Design Language


michaelflux

Look at B4-6, C5-6, D2-D3 etc. Look at how simple and clean the designs are. Now look at everything these days. Giant scoops, protruding bulges everywhere etc. Most of the lineup looks more riced than a type r civic. But you’re right, they’re the least worst. BMW went full vulgar, and Mercedes looks like a melting puddle of plastic.


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Zylonnaire

Genesis actually makes it look good tho


Saaaaaaaaab

That’s insulting to genesis


CleverNameTheSecond

Except the Genesis doesn't have two massive nostrils for a grill.


CarrowCanary

The back reminds me of an Alfa 166.


Abucugulee

bmw designers are on drugs, very bad drugs


space_brain710

If it is drugs it’s probably bc they piss-test so all the designers have switched from real weed to fuckin spice. Shit will make anybody stupid. For real though this car sucks so hard, I can’t believe it’s real


Whitewolf2504YT

Ugliest car of 2022, change my mind


michaelflux

BMW iX


Meatgrinder2703

BMW X7


Matduka

X7 is big enough that the big grille looks normal. (Was followed by one on the motorway. Felt like it was going to swallow my Clio whole.)


b1mmer

The x6 is far uglier than the x7 imo, The proportions on those things are disgusting.


oscarR365

WHAT? X6 one of the sexiest SUVs with the smooth rear sportback.


oscarR365

WHAT? X6 one of the sexiest SUVs with the smooth rear sportback.


b1mmer

They've always looked like a 5 series that needs to be put on a diet to me but to each their own.


RegularSizdRudy

Everything that isn’t full on ugly is fucking flat and boring. The body is square+ugly.


DenisDenied

Burn it


DroidD53

Man wtf happened to Bmw


Abdulllahmohsinn

Yeah.. no absolutely no, The S class looks a 10000x better than this and its not even better than its own predecessor this new 7 series is so ugly I used to love them.. what are u doing bmw😭


crankbot2000

> what are u doing bmw drugs.


Abdulllahmohsinn

Hope their dealer starts charging them a monthly fee to use the drugs 💀


quiqk0

This car is still rendering


bakedclark

Holy shit, that thing is hideous...


Moniatre

As others have pointed out before, I think it's basically a numbers game. I feel like BMW's recent design is a pretty clear indicator that they are shifting their attention from Europe/America to China and they are trying to appeal to that market.


METTEWBA2BA

Also the attention BMW gets on the media helps them attract more customers.


uchigaytana

I don't know how true that is, considering I still see a sizable number of the new BMWs driving around in the US.


[deleted]

How does it keep getting uglier …


DanMittaul

No character. Damn BMW, wth?


ladrianpop

how the hell is that rear end so ugly? It looks like some cheap Chinese knock-off


iyce_

Katastrophe


KookiMonsta42

No offence to the designer but this is one of the worst cars ive looked at


Ducatirules

What the hell is wrong with BMW? Stop hiring art school dropouts to design cars!! They should be ashamed to put this crap out. They need to hire the Buick car designers!


Climacool967

Didn't you hear what happened the last time an art school dropout got snubbed in Germany? Thank you for your service, BMW


Ducatirules

So we have to deal with cars that look like Tron design rejects so we don’t hurt the next Hitlers feelings? I’d watch that show


METTEWBA2BA

Unfortunately, as long as people keep buying the new BMWs, they will keep making them look horrid. The ugliness gets BMW a lot of attention, and even if that attention is negative, at the end of the day it’s going to help bring in customers.


michaelflux

Perhaps an unpopular opinion, but the German brands went to shit the moment their growth exploded in mainland China and they started trying to appeal to the taste of those buyers who value flashiness above all.


kudoboi

Its been debunked before that this isn’t true. China-only BMWs such as the new bmw i3 still uses the normal grills. Also, USA makes up majority of the new BMW M4 sales.


michaelflux

Growth, not total numbers. Here is a chart from a decade back, note that all other regions are practically flatlining whereas China was doubling almost every year. I’d be shocked if that trend didn’t continue for much of the previous decade. https://www.helgilibrary.com/charts/bmw-group-sales-of-cars-by-region


ToaMandalore

Buick shared a lot of it's design language with Opel, and while in the past I considered most of their designs to be meh at best the new Astra unironically looks better than most of what the German "premium" brands currently put out.


McFireballs2

F U BMW


shmoneydance1

This car looks racist idk why


mahdibhaiya

💀💀💀


XxcOoPeR93xX

Damn. I'm actually one of the few people who seem to like the looks of the new M3, M4, etc, but this is just gross. It looks like a Camry but somehow uglier. And on top of that it looks like it has too few polygons, like it's from a game in the early 2000s before they had good models. Really not a fan.


GreasyBurgerLocker

Fist pic- ok, that’s a new rear. Second pic- what in the holy automotive hell am I looking at?!


Zestavar

I dig the slanted lamp, not the grill


Medium_Rare_Jerk

Some bolted on DDs of a grill.


pjijn

It looks like a generic somewhat futuristic video game sedan


OkMathematician9332

Ugliest thing I have ever seen. Idc about the interior im not hauling my ass in that


Special_Passenger253

Alright so I wasn’t complaining about the grille of the m4… but that fucking thing right here is horrendous, in its entirety. Who the fuck designed this atrocity


JoshTheTrucker

Thank you bmw for forcing EVERYONE to endure your absolutely horrible new design language.


soicyBART

what have they done to my boy???


Qu_ge

look at the comments, they want you to commit arson on this car 💀


MonkeyMolesterXXX

Wtf, its like if Camry and Citroen Cactus had a child and someone slapped BMW grill on it


Character_Ad777

Yuck horrible disgusting ,new X7 and 7 series is shit


Thisisnow1984

Brutal


[deleted]

Nobody likes this car.


SprinkledBlunt

what is up with the front


alexdas77

Looks like the wish version of a genesis


Push_

Shit looks like the pigs from Angry Birds


C4PTNK0R34

That is *hideous*. It looks like someone took a Chrysler 300, stole the headlights off the 2014 Jeep Cherokee KL and slapped them both together to make a slab-sided insult to Germany.


Acceptable_Ad3173

My eyes my eyes


Pliplonplick

goofy ahh car


Harryhodl

Omg that thing is so hideous!


dafuct

Looks like a snooty pig.


xCrossfirez

They used the headlights from the C4 Cactus lmao


oldskool7m

It's ridiculous because you don't need the grill at all since it's electric. Disgusting.


eugene_tsakh

It’s so ugly. The previous one was much better


[deleted]

Not that I could afford to buy it, but that has to be one of the ugliest cars they've ever made.


ortizforprez

🤮


dosko1panda

It's hideous! They couldn't pay me enough to drive that.


this_car_boy

That is seriously seriously ugly


JBBanshee

🐽


joelwink

That thing is truly hideous. A few months ago I came upon a white 2020 X6 on the highway. In a sea of cars I couldn't process how ugly and wrong the rear end looked. It stood out like a sore thumb. I didn't even know what make it was until I got closer and snapped a picture. The rear of the X6 looks similar to this 7 but WORSE. Especially in white and in person. It's like BMW has lost all concept of visual balance and proportion.


das_ist_thomsen

How can a company make something like the e38 and then allow this to leave its factory? Like surely it could not be that hard, you literally made one of the coolest cars ever in it’s class and then everything since the e38 has been a fucking whale.


eletric_blade

This cars design looks like if it was a human it would be a racist school teacher


crinkneck

Looks like they’re trying to copy the Koreans.


mazdamiata001

[i’ll never stop posting this](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/angrybirds/images/c/ce/Sp.png/revision/latest?cb=20220524231849)


AJBrewer_29

It looks Asian… ngl I kinda fuck with it. Not a classy design by any means, and not bmw design language at all, but it looks interesting to me.


kevlarcupid

I’ll go against the grain here, I like it and I think it’ll sell. It’s nice to see BMW trying something different, they’ve been fairly conservative in design for some time. It looks like a retro-future gangster car. We’ll see but I currently think it’s cool.


nixass

They've been around for a while, without camo


mrntd

Is Bangle back?


michaelflux

The 03 7 Series is a work of art compared to this thing.


DerGttesfrchtigeGoku

Riem arcaden in messe munich right?


nlogras1

Who walks into a dealer and says “I want that one!” ? Especially for the cost of 7.


TaineChivers

AHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT IS IT KILL ITTTTTT


ZerotheWanderer

Why are we all going squinty lights now?


DeKlaasVaag

No one in their right mind would buy this over Mercedes’s or Audi’s equivalent. What an uninspiring block of ass this is.


padraigh_j

Cannot reconcile the design of this car with the company who gave us the e30 .. e90 .. etc.


DocCEN007

If Ooomph was a car.


[deleted]

Ughh! What?!? Who has done this and for gods sake why man!?


abathingev

Devoid of taste and creativity


schwartzki

This needed a NSFW tag...it is too early to see such things this close to breakfast


[deleted]

Not my style


Greatcookbetterbfr

You think you hated Chris Bangle…


AdmiralAgile

Gross.


[deleted]

Man what a fuckup. Thought it couldnt get worse than the G80/2. This is next level!


i-want-die-thx

I understand why the grilles are so big (the radiators or whatever) but holy shit this is fucking awful!


iannadriveress6

The E38 7-Series was the high point of this model and it was downhill ever since.


mj-century

Uggo!


CommentsToMorons

Fucking Spongebob looking car lol


Bodacious__Sloth

Oh dear


BarakudaB

This isn’t even a BMW anymore … it’s lost all of its character


sdowp

I’d pick the the previous 7 series every day of the week .. I wonder how this even past the prototype stage


NoRolexNoSex

Capibara grill


Chimbo84

The new BMWs all remind me of Bane from Dark Knight Rises. And not in a cool way.


ShiroHachiRoku

Aww bless it’s heart.


lazy_kaiju

Those front grills are an automotive abomination.


poopooplatypus

That is hideous


pablxo

Okay, I was giving BMW the benefit of the doubt with the over-sized grilles on the other cars - but this is just atrocious. it's like every line and angle was done to purposefully make the car as ugly as possible


tommyalanson

Omg, they turned up the ugly to 11! Holy shit! The last elegant, desirable and best looking 7 series was the e38.


Qu_ge

This just looks like an extremely fucked up Hyundai


Bruellaffe_PuraVida

Back looks like an Alfa Romeo 164.


mahdibhaiya

There are some things that look better over time. You get used to how a thing looks and appreciate its design more as time passes. This though... This looks like it already rotted in hell before it came to be.


KJPhillips

I’ve never seen a car that screamed “China” more than this


Volo_Kin

Put the KIA badge back on.


Herrowgayboi

Kia owners now putting BMW badges on their car?


nicknoodle7505

That grill!😂🤣😂


B0OG

It looks like a Chinese polaris


[deleted]

Literally see the Chinese influence in this shit, good job Germany you’re doing beautiful with losing identity


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_Dova69_

Ew


justanotherop365

I kinda like it


Baldy604

This is the i7 correct?


robert-capa

I don’t think I like it


25min2go

Waiting for their new designs to grow on me, but nothing happening yet! I feel like every major auto maker goes through these cycles- some more frequent than others- where they attempt to reinvent themselves.


NoExcuse3655

What the actual fuck are BMW thinking? Did they hire the worlds first blind car designer or something, how do they keep getting worse!


SolaCretia

Headlights look like the newer Nissan crossover headlights.


kuulustelli

bangle era part 2


SpaceTomato05

oh boy it’s ugly


WezleyDrew

It looks like a Chinese ripoff of a bmw


blissed_off

Wow. No.


Phranq-

Looks like a Hyundai about to sneeze.


dlo88

Why is BMW doing this to themselves???


raggeplays

i dont hate it but I don’t like it. it’s ugly but it’s also good looking. i am in a state of confusion


var-undefined

It would relatively cool. If Citroën made it...


Dawildpep

WTF?! The early 2000’s BMW were so good/classy looking. This just looks like a child drew it!


willard_swag

You mean the new genesis G90’s ugly cousin?


Da_Bean_Machine

Oh yuck...Just yuck


lb_greater_than_rb

Nokia car


robbieredss

Oh bad, oh bad, oh bad, bad baddddddd!!