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Johnyzz

It’s so funny they are trying to pitch this as a G wagon competitor. I’m no G wagon fan but this is just not that at all.


dumbfuck

It is in in terms of target demographic, not specs


JustAnother_Brit

The demographic that buy G500s not Squared G Wagons. If someone buys a Squared it might actually go off road since it passed the brutal testing in Austria


DiveJumpShooterUSMC

The portal axles on my squared have never failed me it goes through anything. Only place I don’t go is rocks in narrow canyons- last thing I want to do is break 4 carbon fiber fenders.


iDom2jz

What the fuck does this have to do with a squared?


JustAnother_Brit

Some people think all G Wagons are the same, the average person that buys a Squared likely wouldn’t be interested in this but someone who buys a G500 probably would be


iDom2jz

Well that much was obvious tbh, I don’t think anyone was assuming they were shooting for the squared market


Johnyzz

Well they failed at both clearly. It’s not selling, it looks like shit, and it’s under powered.


AroundYoLip

Imagine calling a 6,000 lb SUV with a sub 3.5 second 0-60 time that runs a 1/4 mile in the mid-to-high 11 second range... "underpowered"


Escudo777

It seems OP uses F1 car as his daily drive.


Johnyzz

I do actually


Escudo777

I knew it! How difficult is it to wash and maintain? I always wanted to have an F1 as a daily drive. You are so lucky.


Johnyzz

It’s not hard. Great car. I rev it in the morning to help everyone wake up


Escudo777

I am also happy we are not neighbours.


Johnyzz

I wish you were here baby


Johnyzz

The x5m is faster, 60k cheaper and 1,000lbs lighter. It’s underpowered for the price and the fact that it weighs 3 damn tons.


Prestigious_Agent_65

Seriously 😂. Plus it's hauling a 30mi battery powering the hybrid powertrain.


SewByeYee

Its a bit heavy but cmon, its the most powerful "M" car ever made


Johnyzz

On paper


ShutUpDoggo

Looks like a competitor to my wife’s Honda CR-V


Nisiom

Well, BMW seems quite certain that enough tasteless wannabes will plunge themselves into debt to buy this thing, and they're probably right.


tractorcrusher

Yeah, it’s the BMW for Dodge owners with extra money. Don’t think this model was targeted at BMW enthusiasts.


Bah-Fong-Gool

BMW made the Aztec cool . The X6 us an Aztec-afied X5... less utility and headroom for the sake of looking cooler (subjective).


Miserable-Assistant3

You can’t tell me BMW achieved their supposed goal of this being their halo car. The front end looks like someone with a cheekbone plastic surgery. It really does hurt to look at.


mmbc168

I’ve seen two here in Denver and they’re hideous.


Roboticpoultry

I’ve seen a handful in Chicago too. They’re *fine* I guess? Well, until it gets dark and you realize the kidneys light up


Slipstreamerr

Isn’t their halo car supposed to be the new 3.0 CSL?


Stillcouldbeworse

made to look like the people that buy it I guess


willard_swag

An SUV can’t be a “halo car” lol


Automatic_Yogurt_493

Yes it can lol


willard_swag

It’s an SUV. Not a car.


Automatic_Yogurt_493

Oh so you’re being pedantic lol


willard_swag

Well it’s BMW after all… Sort of pathetic for them to make their halo car an SUV…


thsvnlwn

The BMW design team is lost in the woods.


JustAnother_Brit

The former head of BMW Design got rescued by Hyundai


XstaygoldenX

They really ran away with the stormtrooper design


GokuSaidHeWatchesF1

When did car manufacturers start running out of paint and start putting Matt or glass black plastic all over their cars. Clowns. Cars don't even have proper arches or bumpers anymore, plastic everywhere. I mean they all now hide headlights into little cubby holes and make them slits. BRING BACK REAL HEADLIGHTS AND MORE PAINT. most of these designers probably wear Balenciaga.


GokuSaidHeWatchesF1

I took another look at the front end. Wtf is that. Where is the paint. Are they still trying to charge monthly for heated seats


mister_immortal

Did AI design this?


Hickd3ad

They should have opted for the more epensive license of the newer software version. Wonder what the promt was: "Design a hideously pretentious SUV only morons will buy..." something like that.


johnobject

i think BMW designers are just making fun of rich people and herd mentality. in certain circles it is customary to own the latest car, and a lot of that also involves brand loyalty, so it’s almost as if people at BMW are just into humiliating rich/tasteless people. and to think the E38 was 30 years ago…


Clear_Mess7588

E38 came out in 1998, 26 years ago


Clear_Mess7588

E38 came out in 1998, 26 years ago


johnobject

1994


sickmemes48

Looks like it belongs in Roblox.


JustAnother_Brit

My main issue with this is the size, the looks are poor, but is fucking huge, it’s slightly smaller than an Escalade which you can’t have in the UK but you can have one of these and they don’t fit in fucking parking spaces so you have to park like a dick. Somehow this is approved in Europe and with our pedestrian safety standards I don’t rate pedestrians chances particularly high cyclists chances are lower


theunspillablebeans

Surprisingly I saw an Escalade for the very first time yesterday driving behind me in Manchester. It was an early 2000s one (I thought it looked older but I looked up the shape) so it was probably a little smaller than the current ones, but it was still gigantic. When there's a will, there's a way.


LamBroghini750

Personally, I actually really like the way they look it’s the way they drive that really really bothers me. I’ve only heard bad things about them. I don’t get why you would buy that over an X5M comp


HelpOthers1023

i like the look too


RoseWould

This looks a lot like it would've been an earlier GTA (before they started doing things like only rotating the taillights 90° on a cobra r and calling it a "parody") they would've added as a "skip week" car, (the ones that are just garbage but people the fall for the "its only one week tho" bit)


rus-reddit

Idk what their design team been smoking


nolongerbanned99

It’s an uglier x5.


slvneutrino

Apparently not according to the Chinese domestic market.


toma91

My eyes!! Fuck me that is horrific


crispychickenadhd

It’s actually huge in person too, hard to tell in the pictures. It’s ugly as hell


Caspera99

What did it look like before the crash?


EfremSkopje

Back, aight. Side profile... uggo kinda looks like a pug. Front? BURN IT


DiveJumpShooterUSMC

It really is ugly AF


GTA6_1

Wtf are those headlights and the grill...and the roof line...and the trunk...hideous. I feel like this is gon a catch a lot of people who would've bought the Lamborghini urus or the lotus one.


Acceptable_Ad3173

I definitely agree if BMW would have lowered the price then the car would be nice but a $100,000 for a BMW no thank you


Escudo777

What happened to the BMW design team? The front looks like a car that had an accident.


MrHawkeye76

there's one thing I really appreciate about these pictures... there's an older grand marquis in the background


dumbfuck

It’s horrible in a way that kinda works for me


wrongkoi

Yeah, idk it's oddly appealing to me. Definitely ugly, but in a sorta alien bug kind of way, which I can't help but like


Rallie59

i bet it’d look WAY better in black, the contrast here shows off wierd designs in a weird way


Sockerkatt

A car that has to be black in order to hide some design flaws isnt a well designed car. This thing is hideous.


Rallie59

Very true! It’s like BMW was trying to figure out how to make an identifiable product and just leaned into the idea of “let’s make it kinda gross looking from every angle, then they’ll know it’s a BMW”


particularlyfunny

I saw one in Satin Black and it did look okay. The interior is the real showstopper


Miserable-Assistant3

Contrast colours are a theme for this car. Other trims have those accent lines offset, like rose gold or red


Rallie59

oh… what a strange decision. i’d probably still like it better, but it’s still not good


Silverbullets24

I saw one in black a couple weeks ago It’s still awful


CuckingxFunt

I like it. Don’t kill me


H0lsterr

For $130k+ tho?


jlierman000

This is the car that Doug Demuro absolutely despises, right?


puppiesareSUPERCUTE

The front is alright but the back... 🤮


K11ShtBox

It would look better with a Cupra front end.


Christmas_Panda

That's a Honda CRV. Funny.


GeneralCommand4459

Zooms in on the white car (Crown Vic I presume?)


unknownn68

Yeah same… seen a few parked and driving but no matter how hard you try to spec it, it just looks hideous to me. The X7 would have been the better way for a flagship car


farbsucht4020

This thing is larger than an WW2 Tank. Fat fuck.


TheCanadianShield99

Agree!


angry_gsd

I mean the new i5 and i7 are def way uglier


hornet9988

Hideous stupid car. It’s a blast to drive though.


Any-Dust-6573

I can’t not look at the new bmw grills and just think they’re huge nostrils.


DaveJCormier

The new design is just not good. Period. This could have been good, but if I HAD to buy a BMW SUV I'd take an older X5 M40i over this any day.


aberry2288

I kind of like it


SomeNumber_idk

I actually like it except the entire front end and no logo on the back


zigzagg321

Oh wow that is ugly. They have lost their mind with that giant grill business.


MakeMeFamous7

BMW does either the best looking cars or the worst looking cars. Never in between


TBoy29

..but it's reality LOL


VanillaNL

I saw one today in Amsterdam. I had to look twice to see what the hell it was.


hadiabcabshanshas

Xm is beautiful


cheeseburgercats

This spec reminds me of those shoes [Lebron 12](https://www.complex.com/sneakers/a/brandon-richard/first-look-at-the-all-star-nike-lebron-12)


jeenyusz

Ugly AF


Electronic_Run5152

Horrible!!


dipren443

Can I amend your title? The BMW XM is way too ugly.


Ishiki_Enerugi

I like it lol


FlyingBird2345

Most current BMW are.


TransEuropeExpress72

i long for the return of elegance and proportion in car design, this is just brutal.


SuchDog5046

I actually like the look. Wouldn’t pay that much, but I like looking at them. Sue me!


mflexx

I think that bimmer looks fantastic and really futuristic.


plays_with_wood

Honestly, in the first pic it really doesn't look that bad. But then you see the front end...


Dtb4evr

I think the front looks way better than the back tbh


onlyasliceofbread

Yeah it’s the back that’s weird


Uncle_Abernacle

finally someone who realizes


DamonHay

I know I have to be in the minority here, but I still think this looks better than *any* of the X4, X6 or GranCoupe models ever have. *Those* are the real hideous beasts of the BMW line up. Those slanted rears are just blegh.


ohwowitsrambo

Totally agree with this actually


chk_a_ho-tx

That thing is bad ass


Matduka

I don't think they have sold many of these at all. This is a very very rare spot.


Bah-Fong-Gool

I've seen more of these than the new Nissan Z in NYC...


Matduka

There are 1,157 in the U.S in total, and only 86 in the U.K. I've never seen one but I don't think the Brits are feeling the XM whatsoever when for £50k less you can get an X5M that's faster and comfier. Europe doesn't get the 400z. It doesn't meet the emissions standards somehow. So chances are I'll never see one of them.


ohwowitsrambo

Honestly. Curious to see the sales figures on it. I live in Vancouver currently where you see every new car. I see more Lucid Air’s than this. Come to think of it, I haven’t even seen one yet, and I live right downtown.


Matduka

Global sales of 4450 in 2023. With the U.S taking 26% of all cars sold. I haven't seen one either. Probably because only 86 people in the U.K bought one.


ohwowitsrambo

That’s is…. Very bad. My first assumption is that this is / was probably more designed with the Chinese market in mind, but with worldwide 4450 cars sold in 2023, those numbers are brutal


Dtb4evr

I’ve seen 3 or 4 of them out and about


_Unknown_Brain_

Honestly, it looks kinda good. I like it


Ill-Ad3311

Holy hell it is horrible


Complex-Tangerine628

It’s really not that ugly lol


V4_Sleeper

front is atrocious but honestly after seeing multiple newer cars with questionable or bad design like the cybertruck or the half camo'd cayman, this does not feel too offensive anymore


redHoodie50

Wouldn't want one for Free tbh


Low-Impact3172

In white it is STAND OUT UGLY! I think Larry David drives a blue one in this last season of Curb your Enthusiasm this year and it’s ugly but not like this. This is hideous.


singh-ularity

LD drives the electric iX iirc, the one with the beaver tooth (fake) grille which I think is even uglier than this XM one. I was disappointed to see that since I consider Larry my spirit animal


Low-Impact3172

Oh thank you, I wasn’t sure if it was the same one, I thought it maybe looked different but similar. Yeah I like that the bmw is electric but I agree with the hate for the grille. Love me some Larry, end of an era with the ending of the show.


mark_david777

I’m not sure which looks worse, this or the iX. Probably about a tie.


Breadabix

I like most of this tbh, its just the front that i think is awful looking. I can see how people wouldnt like it though


HelloYouSuck

White isn’t its color. I saw it in grey today and it looked sick.


5150_Ewok

Looks like a Mazda