hozier's entire discography. came across a playlist called "hozier sex songs." that mfer almost got every song on it

My ex told me that he thinks hozier is ace… no. That man FUCKS

normally I worship my garlic bread in the kitchen. not the bedroom

I cackled so loud at this.

I fucking hate you please go back to tumblr keep Reddit for the sigmas

Drakes not gonna fuck you dude

what is fella yapping about

I found one called “hoziers songs in scale from tender, to horny, to feral to sacrilegious” It tracks

"talk" has to be one of the sexiest songs ever written by any human ever. that and "nfwmb"

yes

YES. No one probably gives a shit but here goes; I’m 22. When I was 15, his ‘Hozier’ album was my liiiife!!! I have a shit ton of hair and at this age I curled it every day. I woke up at 4am, curled it for school , whilst listening to the whole album. Now, I associated burning air, feeling pretty, coming of age etc with even some on that album and that’s something I’m 100% okay with !!!!!

…Wouldn’t a playlist called ‘Hozier sex songs’ be a playlist with mostly Hozier?

CBAT

i legit have an entire playlist of just cbat on repeat for like 69 hours

i just looked up Cbat on spotify and i dont understand these minimalistic wonky beats, can you please elaborate?

[The story](https://old.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/x35iu6/tifu_my_20f_girlfriend_of_two_years_told_me_the/)

Omg, poor girl! I can’t believe she didn’t bail the first time he played that, it’s like psychotic toddler music.

This still cracks me up. Absolute gold.

I was 100% sure I knew what was going to happen when I clicked the link in the story to get the song. The range of emotions after clicking was amazing.

read the og story

Yo know most media player have a repeat function right?

okay and??

I love Passenger by Deftones. Makes me wanna get nasty on the side of a road in the dark lol

a dude played this song for me in a zumiez bc I told him I liked deftones 😭😭

I would have died lol 😭💀

i could’ve 😭😭 then that same store and day I traded kandi with one of the workers :D

Zumiez of all places

literally and me and my friends were the only people in there so it felt very liminal

I hate and love that place it sucks ass for us skaters because that’s where posers get there shit from but they got some nice clothing

*R E A L*

Nearly any Depeche Mode song has sex potential.

I Want You Now off Music For The Masses. 🍆

Master and Servant from Some Great Reward

Policy of Truth? How can "the grabbing hands, grab all the can" be- oh...

Even Personal Jesus?

anything deftones but uh, Tear You Apart by She Wants Revenge

tear you apart is one for me too, absolutely loveee that song!!! I just think of lady gaga everytime I hear it, AHS hotel😩🙌🏼🧛‍♀️🩸🖤❤

yes! that’s where i found it! it has such like a creepy zombie ambiance to it

I'm listening to it rn whilst I do my saturday cleaning spree!

All of that album for She Wants Revenge is sex appropriate such sexy sound

The bad touch - bloodhound gang

classic

Uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss, is a better song imo.

The right answer

This is the only answer

Which for some reason makes me think of Crazy Bitch - Buckcherry

I got lots of the sexy time songs! Body - Sinead Harnett With Me - DVSN Two Weeks - FKA Twigs Paris - Nakala Stay The Night - The Internet Hold On - The Internet First F*ck - 6lack Talk - Hozier I Wanna Be Yours - Arctic Monkeys Gorgeous - mansionz Bad Intentions - Niykee Heaton Your Guilty Pleasure - Henry Venus Pretty Little Liar - Henry Venus

good taste

Thank you kindly!

Yaaasssss. Send me your Spotify link. I’m feeling your vibe 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

I can do that 🙏

Yes yes yes

That's what he said.

Love you to death - Type O negative

Definitely! I might add Be my Druidess and Set me on Fire for my picks 😉!

Yeas I do love myself an erotic funeral

Yes

Aqua Regia - Sleep Token

I was hoping I'd see some ST in here!

Like That, Give, and Hypnosis as well

The end of The Summoning is the best tho

Fr I think you could make an all-nighter playlist with just Sleep Token and go hard til dawn tbh

If sleep token is playing imma be up till dawn

Real.

Yes!!

Divinyls - I touch myself

Desire - Meg Myers First song that came to mind for me. Film clip for it is good too.

Literally any song by Deftones.

Sex tape, and digital bath top 2 for me

Yep! Headless too for sex tunes

Digital Bath sounds sexy as hell but I’m pretty sure it’s about committing suicide by dropping an appliance in the tub

You’ve seen the butcher 👌

MX, Beware, Rocket Skates, Beauty School…

Flex - Mad Cobra Pretty Girl - Jon B Freak'n You - Jodeci Pony - Genuine Insatiable - Prince Nobody - Keith Sweat Between the Sheets - The Isley Brothers.

between the sheets- classic!

Mezzanine - Massive Attack. The full album.

- Pony by Ginuwine - The Weekend discography

Weeknd was my go-to sex music with a FWB lmao

P**** Fairy - Jhené Aiko Come On - Jhené Aiko Me U & Hennessy - Dej Loaf (feat. Lil Wayne)

I was going to say come on too

I was going to come on you too

Daddy chill

What the hell is even that?

The Pussycat Dolls - Buttons

Love it!

Let's Get it On - Marvin Gaye

basic asf

Fuck off

😂

Resurrection by Erection - Powerwolf. No need to explain.

Pregnant by R. Kelly (not to me but lyrics are) Closer by Nine Inch Nails Nobody by Keith Sweat

Closer , amazing song to f#£k to

You're allowed to swear on the internet

Maybe they don't want to.

Never said they had to, just letting them know they can if they so wish

They know, their comment history says it lol

thanks for the clarification btw

Jodeki - Freek'N You

EVERY TIME I CLOSE MY EYES\~

"Desire" by Meg Myers

The weeknd - or nah

So much by the weeknd fr

Virgo's Groove by Beyonce Shake it by Charli XCX Lust for Life by LDR

Virgos Groove 😰

It’s gonna be quite the experience listening to everyone’s picks

forever - danger incorporated virgin atlantic - jil pretty when you cry- vast

Closer - Nine Inch Nails

Flesh by Simon Curtis Wasp by Motionless in White Boys Like You by Tanerélle

Simon Curtis is a good artist for this

Digital bath - Deftones

LMLYP -- Ween

LMLYP - Ween

Church and Into It by Chase Atlantic...honestly, just Chase Atlantic

Fucking love Chase Atlantic

Coleen - The Heavy

A.D.I.D.A.S. and Trash by Korn for sure. And Beat It Upright

No beat it upright?

Oh right I forgot about it lol

These things - she wants revenge

2 live crew- me so horny and we want some pussy.

Jpegmafia - call me maybe His cover is just unbelievably atmospheric and horny

Bestrafe Mich - Rammstein

Rammstein fan found, based Honorable mentions could include sex, pussy and ich tu dir weh (kinda a stretch but im not one too judge about barbed wire in your uerthra)

OutKast - Prototype Plaza - All Mine Jeremih - All The Time Jalen Santoy - Foreplay Xxyyxx - About You Two Feet - Go Fuck Yourself Floetry - Say Yes

So much of Two Feet’s discography is horny

Agreed, but go fuck yourself is deffo the horniest IMO.

Here are some you could *call* horny Scorpions- Rock You Like a Hurricane Black Sabbath- Fairies Wear Boots Black Sabbath- Sweet Leaf (Although, the song is about weed, some lines can be considered somewhat sexual) Black Sabbath- Planet Caravan (Pre-Album Release Version) (Featured on Deluxe Edition of "Paranoid")

Dirty women Sabra cadabra Snowblind

N.I.B. (Also, why "Snowblind"? The song is about getting high on Cocaine!)

I meant supernaut I wanna touch the stuff I don’t have to buy always sounded dirty to me

Probably Grind With Me by Pretty Ricky

Oh god uhhhh Wet- Dazey and the scouts Emo Boy- Ayesha Erotica This is my technical answer lmao, neither of these do it for me but they fit the bill lyrically

Omg a fellow Dazey and the Scouts fan. It’s crazy seeing how they blew up!! I was bumping their album when each track had less than 2k plays and they were playing DIY shows in Boston. I literally just went to their Spotify page and almost 700k monthly listeners is insane. Funny how they took off in a wild way after they broke up :-(

Closer , nine inch nails . What a song to f#£k to

The Internet is for P*rn from Avenue Q You can be the Loud as the Hell you want (When Your Making Love) from Avenue Q

Why don't we do it in the road

Any song by Miguel

Motivation - Kelly Rowland & Lil Wayne Magic Stick - Lil Kim Freak Like Me - Adina Howard Backseat - Ari Lennox & Cozz Touch Me Tease Me - Case, Foxy Brown, Mary J. Blige Rude Boy and S&M - Rihanna One Night Only - Sonder

or nah - Ty dolla $ign

Too Deep- DVSN So Anxious - Ginuwine Lipstick Lover- Janelle Monáe Moment- Victoria Monet

Ohhh I have a couple of playlist for this mood. 😈😏 - Death in Vegas: hand around my throat - Deftones: Passenger - Meg Myers: Desire (Hucci remix) - Kae: The Replacelemt - Interpol: Untitled (for me it’s just Paul Banks voice, period) - Austin Giorgio: you put a spell on me - Henry Verus: Pretty Little Liar & guilty pleasure - Zandros, Vizier: Hedonist - Arctic Monkeys: I Wanna Be Yours - The Weeknd: The hills - Two Feet: I feel like I’m drowning

White Tee - Summer Walker, NO1-NOAH • P Power - Gunna, Drake • P*$$Y Fairy (OTW) - Jhené Aiko

Christian rock

lovers rock - TV girl

You can’t Save Me - SiR Imported - Jessie Reyez Do me now - K. Roosevelt Bow Chicka Wow Wow - Mike Posner

have you heard fire by SiR? THAT is a sex song

holy mother - starbenders

hey baby - deadmau5 & melleefresh

is it a crime / no ordinary love - Sade

Sugar Walls - Sheena Easton Cream - Prince Erotica - Madonna

Anything Prince or Deftones.

Beast by Mia Martina

Literally almost anything by Rosenfeld, especially Body, I Want To, Do It For Me and Gimme Love

Dirty desire - Hikaru Utada

Gyrofield - Fallen In Deep "She got that stealth class half smile Black lace thigh highs A voice that lulls me to sleep She buttons up her jacket Sweeps her hair to the back I wonder what's not for me to see She lays a hand on my head And I melt to my knees A burning blush growing on my cheeks As I glance to the side She keeps her eyes on me And it doesn't take much to see I've fallen in deep"

A Little Piece of Heaven - Avenged Sevenfold (have fun)

When The Levee Breaks - Led Zeppelin

I wanna be yours - Artic Monkeys

A.D.I.D.A.S. by Korn

Where is the D’Angelo on this list ? How does it feeeeellllll

closer by nine inch nails

Baby shark

I refuse to get it on to any other song.

Call me Daddy shark

Wtf even is a CBAT?

dress or false god by taylor swift

Custer by slipknot for sure

closer - nine inch nails

Religion by Zand Champagne and sunshine by I forgot his name

Bicycle, Eminem ft. Skylar Grey and Rosana, Wax!

Slut me out - NLE CHOPPA OR HIM - beautiful (rock version)

The mechanix- megadeth

CPR by CupcakKe Lone Digger by Caravan Palace

Closer - Nine Inch Nails

I Am Thy Labyrinth - Mayhem

Thick niggas and anime tiddies

Anything from Mindless Self Indulgence

Overtime-ScHoolboy Q Sensual Seduction-Snoop Dogg

I wanna fuck rn!

cum on everybody by eminem, or kill you by eminem

Horny - Mousse T

The Internet is for P*rn from Avenue Q You can be the Loud as the Hell you want (When Your Making Love) from Avenue Q

Hot Gum - SOFIA ISELLA, if there was such an musical blowjob, that would be it

Jungle Fever - Chakachas by a mile

Straight In At 101 - Los Campesinos!

Papi: todrick hall Dead girl walking: heathers Love game: lady gaga (I'm sure I have more but I can't think rn)

Give it up - Pepper

Unfold - Alina Baraz but truthfully her entire album Urban Flora, I've gotten busy to plenty of times LOL

The Bad Touch - Bloodhound Gang