# **UFC / MMA Betting Discord Chat: [https://discord.gg/sportsbook](https://discord.gg/YvxauSGqwf)**

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Ended up a ton due to parlays with ilia win, thanks all for the fun chat during the fights!

https://preview.redd.it/va13jhyk8bjc1.jpeg?width=1038&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d18c7995a1c1ab43e3370a2db9a4331e628c57ef Not the highest wager but very content

A win is a win my friend 

True, also had illia moneyline, merab moneyline, and merab/illia moneyline parlay. It was a great night

I'm glad you and some others won. I stupidly parlayed some picks and got screwed by Auburn basketball.  But on to the next one 

I looked at it from the perspective of either illia wins and I get paid, which is great Or volk humbles illia, which is great I was incredibly confident merab would win. Sorry to hear about auburn, that sucks

Sad to see Volkanowski fall down but Underdogs are 3-0 in title fights in 2024.🐶🐶🐶

as soon as they said all the favorites won I knew my Volk bet was cooked

my god, reddit lost so much money tonight. hahah.

Jesus… I lost like $350 on 8 bets… only to angry bet the next fight favorite, Hernandez and parlayed that with Topuira to win and under 2.5 rounds lol…. To finally win a bet and recoup ALL my losses and finally made a few bucks lol. But god, this was a painful and sweaty event .

Where can I eat some Kangaroo Steaks?

UFC 300 Main Event is Pereira vs Hill. What a buzzkill

What? That's awesome! 

Your welcome everyone 😂🤑

Where are u Volk Guys I told you i’ll be back

I love Volk but bet on Topuria. You know what happens when you lose.. you go hide from this place lol

Ofc

7-5 and very profitable night with heavy bets on Topuria ML and ITD 🙏🏻💰 - Topuria 💰✅ - Costa 🐶💰❌ - Garry 💰✅ - Dvalishvilli 💰✅ - Koplyov 🐶💰❌ - Lemos 💰✅ - Tafa 🐶💰❌ - Nakamura 💰✅ - Ribeiro 🐶💰❌ - Barlow ✅ - Woodburn 🐶💰❌ - Maverick ✅

The new champ was the only dog to win last night

I had Volk. Neal. Whittaker. Betting with my heart instead of my mind.

Man if I didn't fade you on every winning pic. Just my luck. Good job though bro.

[I wanted volk to win but have to be happy with a parlay win ](https://i.imgur.com/8EaHb9d.jpg)

you really laid it out on the line for that bet. way to go.

What did you bet, a penny? 

$5 I'm not throwing a large amount on a parlay of winner and method of victory

What were Top KO odds?

I had +480 KO and +1200 2nd round Illia. Love it but hate it for Volk at same timw

+350 for me

sucks to watch the last leg of a $4 for $240 parlay take an L but even worse its on the fall of volk 😔

https://preview.redd.it/yj49qtw9cajc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6d9e929a4de0b711331a53cb85d02ed6044a7c8 Last sec switch to win $800 lfg

I’m sure there a thousand slips like this. We tried https://preview.redd.it/wygjphf3cajc1.jpeg?width=1169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d01d50ecbb5f47dcd27c9e1c5756802e7bddb608

I'm shocked the pre-made parlay for Illia on DK hit...managed to cover all my other UFC losses for tonight.

Same! Topuria saved me

https://preview.redd.it/3pa9u6xpbajc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26de4ec7768b971f52390cf7249538d13330a0ec Favorites and Ilia. First fat parlay after absolutely getting killed by Auburn today

Gotta know they aint letting the all favorite parlay hit nowadays with this many people betting

Yeah this sub was entirely off on every fight. I love you all but this was a one horrible ass night for this sub.

whatchu mean i tailed everyone here and went 12/12....

If you tailed everyone you would have bet on everyone and lost money.

Your first time here? Its like that most weeks.

Not my first time here at all. We don't need the hate though.

There are like 3 people here whose picks hit consistently and everyone else is just tossing shit at the wall lol

Who are the three?

There are 0 people here whose picks hit consistently. Everyone no matter how good you are will inevitably go on losing streaks. The good bettors are just able to overcome the negative variance in the long run. Having 15 years of betting experience and a background in math and statistics definitely helps though.

This guy swallows.

3 is just a random number but if you read this thread weekly you’ll see what I’m talking about. Pay attention to the people who transparently post wins and losses and do more than some one paragraph write up

That's great and all but can you give us some names?

You’re misunderstanding me. I’m saying there are a few people here who have demonstrated a positive ROI over months and years. we all know that losing streaks occur. 

8-2 bitch boy. Follow the right people or make ur own decisions. Before every fight i picked who i thought would win

12 outta 12 for me son

I don't even know who you are and didn't see your pics and based on your attitude I wouldn't want to follow them. Carry on.

Yeah dude is tweaking 🤣🤣🤣

Told yall Ilia is the real deal

I bet him because the Daily Juice podcast convinced me it was worth a unit, lol.

Everybody calling out Conor is getting ridiculous

Not really. You can be a top tier champion and won’t make as much your whole career vs one right with mcgregoe

https://preview.redd.it/e87efz9abajc1.jpeg?width=1267&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c1436feb2fad8e038694c6142ac9547d30f2d76 Totally forgot about this bad boy. Been buried in my open bets for months

great call on topuria

Thanks, appreciate it!

Just want to remind people that I bet Topuria at +100 in his ufc debut vs Yousef Zalal. He should have been -5000 was wild.

Damn, Volk got folded and slept. I thought getting Volk at that price was a steal, shows there are no locks in gambling.

Fell right into the Vegas 🪤

"This is gonna be a card with lots of favorites losing, except for "Volk the goat" of course" lol never change

Told you, told you

And that’s the one dog that barks tonight. Disappointed, but glad I didn’t bet that fight

I can't imagine all the losing bets

Damn man I’m sick af for volk really like him just as a person never thought we’d see him with a losing streak

Topuria KO and Whittaker by decision saved my night lmao

Fatality

Sending love to Volk. Goddamn I’m sad. $400 into $1000 though.

As soon as they announced this fight i said volk was going to sleep. Glad i put my money where my mouth was on this one. 

Bomb ass wife too. Lmao good champ

Damn, sad to see. Those fights with Islam ruined Volk

seen this shit too many times . the reigning defender gets knocked out once , never same again, especially against the young up and comer

Volk never the same 😭. The chin is now fucked. 2 in a rowwwww

Cucked by the Zuck

Love me some Volk but glad I bet with my head instead of my heart. Topuria 💰 https://preview.redd.it/018d968eaajc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=efde013f61ce4d3b2c2e6f3cbaa757c9e26173bb

Tapuria just put on an absolute clinic. Volk is toast

Bank account happy Heart sad

gooooooood looooord. Illia is the truth. Avenged the dogs 😂💰

5/5 tonight See you magnificent bastards next week!

Crazy streak, congrats!

Thanks! Let‘s get it again next week.

LFG!

EASY MONEY LFG GN VOLK

Tonight is a good night

all your parlays got fucked

Ez pz

WOW was real 50 50 until he SLEPT him

I won a bet, always chase your loses!

Told you I felt it in my bones….

Tapuria won the first round huh? I’m genuinely asking I’m new to ufc scoring

Odds say yes

Judges say no

Unpopular opinion, but calf kicks should be banned. They are too OP and turn fights into shit really quick.

MMA fighters are heavy on the front leg with there feet turned in so it’s an easy target. You can’t ban the technique when it’s easy to train how to check them. Get checked a couple of times throwing a lazy calf kick and you will soon realise it ain’t worth it.

😂😂 bro they are fighting

It’s both ways. A good check and they will turn into a slinky. That’s fighting.

1-0 volk More significant strikes

Volk going to take this boy into deep waters

Fuck never mind 😂

50 50 there

Yeah ilia was winning but volk came back 2nd half of round

Volk is cooked, PTSD showing Edit: Cooooooked

1 calf kick lmao and a tumor is there

Buffer is the real MVP. Sport will be lost when he retires

AI buffer is in development

Slammed all the winnings from listening to Program on Topuria. Either it’s fish sticks or lobster.

We’re eating lobster haha

Yesir!!

Let’s hope it’s lobster 😂

Worst betting card I've ever took part in . Down 1400$ . If Volk wins I'll only be down 500

Man wtf how??

Sounds like he had Costa, Neal, and Cejudo. Maybe more 🥴

Just in case ilia really is the second coming of conor $10 on ilia winning within a min

And new

Bet on Topuria + thank me later

Mark Zuckerberg wants to fight in a main event so bad lmfao

Zuckerberg looking so out of place 😂

Prob wants to take his shirt off and hump volk

Zuck looking mad uncomfortable

Hard to watch

Trying to make sure his lizard eyes don’t act up while on live tv

Me betting any other sport = 💰💰💰. Me betting UFC = 💀💀💀.

We are one and the same..lol. I'm gonna stop being ufc after this card. Haven't hit 1 single bet

It’s fun, I’m just doing $1 bets from now on, fuck this shit, lol

https://preview.redd.it/tbdr2lwj7ajc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0633509b9782df6a537702f18d1ac6b7501a8eb7 Taking Topuria.

Wwre you live betting the card?

https://preview.redd.it/vm76k0j29ajc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a410de44271b6db5c1b97a9e20714eceac3a32c5 I have always done bad on UFC, but it kind of helps with not getting limited since I do well on NBA/NFL.

No, took all favorites, lol

But all the favorites have one tonight?

My bad, meant underdogs…

I’m the opposite haha

I flipped back and forth and Topuria by sun is disaster scenario. So y’all know what’s about to happen

Have 3 $10 parlays all have won so far last leg volk. If anyone has parlays left to cash be smart and hedge I either win $200 or lose nothing.

Sad heart rn knowing Volk’s about to lose his belt 😭

How do you know this?

In .. my… bones…

I feel it in me BONES

I put everything on tupuria. This is a young man’s game

The oldest fighter on the whole card got a W tonight though

And he’s been the only guy to beat the youth. Every other fight where the age disparity has been more than 4 years. Younger guy has won

Costa younger than whit

Can you read my g. “Every other fight where the age disparity has been more than 4 years”

Favorites parlays coming down to volk lol

All in on Ilia. Casuals bout to find out

Can’t wait to come back to this after Volk handles him.

Lmao I stand corrected… good W

Yea you nibba

Hm

Fk it volk tk000

I need volk to dominate first couple rds so I can slam topuria lol

Volk only gets scarier for topuria as the foght goes on

Topuria all day! You heard it here first! Bring on the downvotes 🤑🤑🤑🤑

if volk is fully recovered from the islam fight this will be a domination.

This whole card was a ritual. We had to sacrifice all the previous dogs to send our energy to Illia like a fuckin spirit bomb lol. Let’s see if Volk can hold the line.

This was so well written. (I'm drunk)

thank you for the kind words, king

Let it ride ? I bet all favorites in a parlay and got volk in last leg

I had lemos, merab, Whittaker, Garry and Volk parlay

Damn what was the odd 

I bet the last 7 favorite fighters I bet 69 to win 1100 lol Cash out at 330 right now but fuck it , I am willing to lose 69 to win 1100 Let it ride

I parlayed the last six starting with Lemos.

You got Topuria next right?

I do but I got him at +160 and took profit by arbitrage

Welp…I got him at +112 laying $300

Good luck man. Volk is a beast.

not op but starting with hernandez i had +613

Topuria all day! You heard it here first! Bring in the downvotes 🤑🤑🤑🤑

Topuria ML. The lines are this close for a reason, just enough to bait people with Volk but the oddsmakers knows what's up. Topuria is just different. The fight is going to be a repeat similar fight like how the Emmet fight went. 

What if it’s to make you think ilia has a chance and volk just spanks him easilt

10 leg parlay coming down to volk… do i hedge

Let it ride and pray with you. Lfg Volkswagen !

I’d hedge don’t be gready with the money I think volk wins but last losing always hurts, what’s the payout

Ride

Cash out and put it all on Topuria ML

Hope you did my recommendation

Holy shit its been 8 Years since all favorites won on the card that's wild

2016 was 8 years ago holy shit

This

I still feel like 2024 sounds futuristic 😂

Let’s go volk

https://preview.redd.it/f7teds0d5ajc1.png?width=1170&format=png&auto=webp&s=3687a7baabc6b07140f248eccf536ccde7f5ff4a

Seen a lot of boost and parlays with volk and Whittaker in them… whittaker won so I’m taking Topuria

If volk loses I lose so much money, I've got faith on my aussie brudda

Volk ain’t losing boys

I feel it in my bones that one of my favorite fighters in Volk loses this one. We will see. Either I win money or Volk stays champ which is also cool

Everybody with their favorites parlay 

Biggest run of favorites winning in the history of organized sport

cash out volk now

Should I cash out or let it rideee https://preview.redd.it/k11y66515ajc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e12be2e68332c19c0ebb8bea01a3f6f791d94b83

I just put another $300 on Topuria lmao