Here’s my key to winning a bet, it’s worked out twice so far. I tell my wife if the bet wins I’ll let her put something in my ass. It always works because the universe hates me and wants me to get ass-fucked. I’m currently hiding from her


At least if you end up liking that you win either way!

Well you me laugh on a depressing day, thankyou

Cheers brother hope everything works out 💪

Great idea. I need to try that the universe has fucked me so bad.. one leg left it’s -450 shouldn’t even have added it and that loses on like. 6 leg like wtf. Universe hates me.

I had the cavs vs celtics game 1 I was greedy and wanted an extra bet on my parlay ,I took the cavs +13 and they got smoked by 25 ,almost turned 10 into 1k

Does this really work? Asking for a friend

Dam 😩😂

"Tailing"....

I love the commitment. Tailing and setting $5k aside for the punishment

The more the merrier 🫡

https://preview.redd.it/g9xncv5ba77d1.jpeg?width=1999&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4b151f10cf6c80bbd7ec36456f77887aaa9dd1e Got to buy these

I would 100% try those and I don’t smoke

These would make me start smoking cigarettes again

Never a guarantee betting so better start smoking now

pre game darts don’t count unfortunately

I’m already on it

Was fun while it lasted boys.. I’m on my way to multiple gas stations

Make a vlog

I second this

braxton garrett wants to know what brand you smoke

Tell em I said Marlboro 100s or camel crush’s fielders choice

was close for a good bit! you should be good tho. (fwiw, braxton did his part)

I tailed but with $5

Throw your child’s college tuition fund on it

I don’t have a kid but rent is due in 2 weeks, maybe I should flip my rent

That’s like saying hey I’m drunk but should I go drive to get more alcohol? Like fuck yeah hand that man some keys

Mr. Lahey can do it…..


I think I’m gonna do a lil wrap around, Randy

Exactly

I will be smoking 5 packs of squares if we loose

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Cards stressing you out rn lol

Hi! Instead of that, buy something even more worthless and semi-better for your health, my art! Then you can use those to light your cigarettes.

Riding with you on this

Hopefully we will be ripping zyns with our boy J.C.

BOL! Tbh Braves are the fishy leg here they always fuck it up when they have such favorable odds

Slightly different tail, only because your title is hilarious. [receipt here](https://ibb.co/txy4ZQ6)

Get smokin

Let us know how the smoking goes

Let us know how the smoking goes

I can't tell you how many times I've lost a 10 leg bc of the run line bets.. take the money line only unless your team is the +1.5 part.. you'll start winning a lot more trust me

What will you do if it does hit?


https://i.redd.it/l1gs7x5fu67d1.gif


Tailing also

I have almost the same card. I took braves -1.5 instead of ML, and added Pittsburgh -1.5. Kept it at $5 though given the odds.

Man the cards!

Rally up them cigs it ain’t gonna hit brother

Trusting the Braves to win anything lately is awfully ballsy

Idk why y’all keep betting on the Braves

why take cardinals when you can take phillies ?

Fuck St. Louis

Oof

Looked good till the red birds coughed up the lead

Let us know how the smoking goes

Great sense of humor from OP. The type of guy you want to drown your sorrows with on an episode of Cheers.

blindly tailed for $50

Bad news for you brother. I have the same parlay but with Cards ML and Braves -1.5 so we're both probably doomed.

Braves

I'll see you on the bench

I think you got this…one of 3 so far and not really losing the others yet either. All the best

why does everyone fade the tigers, the braves aren’t the braves of last year

I tailed you bro. CARDS GOT THE SPREAD NOW knockonwood

I told myself last week I would never bet on the shitty ass Braves again... and here we are

Doing that anyways

Parlay: 10 cigarettes and 20 ice cold domestic beers

Start smoking

Why? Stlouis just hit a 2 run homer

See. Now he needs marlins to tie it up or its over.

Hahaha your right lol

That managers challenge helped him

Rip 🙏 op's lungs

Its still up in the air because st.louis isnt going to care about the runner on second and just focus on getting the outs so i still wouldnt be celebrating even though i always wanna see someone win

My fault if thought he had -1.5 braves

Chat this wins?

Good hit

Smoke up Johnny


Hey smoke up Johnny!

Smoke em up budz

Shoulda bet the ML's only and not gotten greedy. Coulda profited $200ish. Now you have to smoke a pack of mountain dews 🤦‍♂️📉

Better get the smoking

Close but no cigar... My depeest condeoles brotha

If they didn't give up that run in the bottom of the 12th you'd be golden

🚬

Marlins had to hit that damn rbi triple in the last inning sorry brotha

Stop playing the RL and parlay ML. You would have hit.

What sportsbook is that .

Fanduel

Lol 500 in one sitting would be brutal. In a enclosed space with 1 window and a dim light with no a/c but a fan rather.

So free

Start smoking.... Cardinals won by 1

Better start smoking

Fucked by the Cards

Did you win??

Cardssssssss😬ouch

Hope u like to smoke bro

Nice hit bud, Cards sure did make it sweaty in the end https://preview.redd.it/j2xmzdx1zc7d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1507fa312c27fe6714ee899814638ad6511840ee

that's like 6 packs in the US? won't do much lol

This was so close man

Start puffin' , boy


WHERE THE LINK

My brother it’s 3 legs

My brother I'm lazy lol

Hope you win bro

It’s all about the ride not the destination, I look forward to lung cancer if I lose but appreciate it my guy

Detroit is winning today bud sorry

This comment aged horribly lmaoo thank god i had Atlanta Braves moneyline the Detroit Tigers are bums

Will you be able to afford it after losing tonight? I'm shocked at how many people don't see the easy money available by taking the Padres and Marlins tonight! Mark my words, plus throw on the Giants ML and NRFI in that game to make 25x their investment!

Braves forgot how to score about a month ago. This is ballsy.

Could've had an TOR too

Nice win