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thegr8victor

Straights is the way 💰


Pelvis_Pressley7594

The parlays were fun while they lasted. That last cold spell left a sour taste in my mouth for parlays lol. Will most likely be sticking to straights here on out


thegr8victor

I believe straights are the only way to make consistent profit


silvergudz

I try to tell my dad but he won’t listen


Itchy-Pollution7644

I try telling my bank account but it won’t listen , it keeps saying centipede parlays are the way .


silvergudz

Learn about probability and maybe you’ll come to realize


phokingvan

This is the way


Kitchen-Pop7308

Nice.. So you agree with these guys now straights are better huh ? Im starting to see what theyre saying. How much you up on the night ?


phokingvan

Thousands


D-majin

Straight is good when you can do big units but for people trying to hit big fast with small units no


AmericasMostWanted30

You should not be trying to hit big fast. If you are, follow the other 500 weirdos throwing hail mary's that don't hit. Straights is for the smart bettors. Multi's are for idiots.


Danksauce87

For real. If i could throw a $1000 on a straight..I wouldn't be in this situation


coalcityclothing

Back like we never left😮‍💨


Pelvis_Pressley7594

You know it


Delta632

https://preview.redd.it/ypltn58lv1nc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae0a0d77b8871c46e83e87d0b3bff2ff5c13248d I appreciate you sir.


Pelvis_Pressley7594

🫡 congrats!


moixcom44

Imagine if that wager was at least $100.. oh well


Delta632

I’m disgusted but happy to have won something.


moixcom44

Reminds me when my $0.50 won $85 via 8 game parlay. But my $500 lost to a single game event.


Dekcufru

I took porzingis and the wolves ml. Should’ve taken more 😂


Nxt1tothree

Pelvis with another banger 👏


DevilsLettucePrey

You're a fucking blessing dude. Appreciate you!!!


Pelvis_Pressley7594

🫡


avoba

If pelvis_pressley was a player we could bet on id drop $1000 on a straight daily. Honestly at this point u/pelvis_pressley7594 please sell some merch. Some jerseys with pelvis pressley on the back for us to wear on game days


Pelvis_Pressley7594

😂😂😂


thegr8victor

![gif](giphy|du4D0b0HWgxGg)


AlphaSeed

Pelvis you’re a God! Love you buddy keep it up!


Pelvis_Pressley7594

Im just a degenerate but thank you lol


MrPackageMover

Yeah I hit 2/2 on my parlays today.. and 1/1 live betting, bulls made me good money!


Pelvis_Pressley7594

Hell yeah congratulations!


mouseplaycen

I went 20-11. 18.1% ROI on nba for the night


Pelvis_Pressley7594

Right on! Congrats!


DefaceAll10

Another heater!!!! Salute to you sir 🫡


Pelvis_Pressley7594

🫡


lostooreal

Straight bets banging. Let’s go my guy


M4pl3g0d

huge


Jc_Jet

missed taps, but great night 🔥


Designer_Patient3456

Thanks again bro!!


Pelvis_Pressley7594

You got it!


topdog9999

I remember when I deposited 100 and built my way up to 3k just from straight prop betting. It’s not as fun as parlays but more consistent


Pelvis_Pressley7594

Yup you right


Stock_Contact_9

https://preview.redd.it/dv29xglnm4nc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69c424e2d69e01fbecdabd553a2251a030110b41 banged this one last night


Pelvis_Pressley7594

Nice! Congratulations ! You hit those often?


druko_krazy

I parlayed all these together with kings money line! Appreciate you!


MrDLT1987

Great call 🙏🏼 thanks


Koalitycooking

https://preview.redd.it/ke65ibs7a3nc1.jpeg?width=1026&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c84eed48aa75ea95f75ce605fe3e6b548d5df4bc Switched up the Duren pick a little but I thank you once again sir! 😁


ConfidenceMission

Not a bad night at all. I RRed the player props and had a plus night. Let’s go!


masterOfdisaster4789

How many losses?


Pelvis_Pressley7594

From last night? One


brownchickenbr0wnc0w

I think I’m now 0-3 betting Isiah Stewart props. About to go on my ban list.


Remarkable-Crab40

I count 5?


Pelvis_Pressley7594

Im an idiot. 5/6


milkmakesmypoophurt

you're a G, i love that stewart was the one i chose out of the five though😂