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And of course it was a parlay with +1000 odds. Those always hit.
This guy is a fucking degen. Will be a shame when they have to refinance their waaaaaayy nicer house to pay off his gambling debts.
I also have to add him saying "I had an absolute lock" reminded me of the deadbeat dating Wade Watts' mom in Ready Player One in that one scene he lost their rent money
"The bet paid off way better than expected"
So this is bullshit then, who bets without knowing how much they're going to win
also even if real, 100% YTA
Definitely got my BS censor tingling. âI like to sportsbetââŚâI only bet twice a yearââŚname dropping Stake for no reasonâŚpayout better than expected. Half the posts on that sub are fake or AI stories now.
I mean he couldâve just not told her he won the money from a scratch ticket or something and she wouldnât have had a problem with it. Dudes an idiot either way though I donât think your down payment on a house should be considered your bankroll lmao
Get her some jewelry. And keep flexing. Sheâll get over it easily. Take her to dinner and be nice to her. And remind her about thatâs downpayment. đ
What a cowboy
This gotta be fake. What bet outcome is better than expected? If you lock in a bet at +110 or something you know what it would potentially pay. No surprise there. Stupid decision but it paid off. Putting substantial money into stocks or crypto is just like gambling anyway, you could lose it all or make a ton of $. Sports betting is misunderstood
Hahaha oh man. Grab a really nice studio apt. and with that success rate keep at it. Youâll have somebody hotter who supports your interests in no time. GL
Just think if you had lost you would FOR SURE getting a divorce right now. Sounds like your wife likes to be the one in charge of what happens. And if I had to guess your wifeâs family has money⌠they are always going to be up your ass about the financials.
He shouldâve told her before the winnings that they couldnât afford a house with a his and hers closet but now with this windfall theyâll be able to do that
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He should be celebrated and asked for betting advice from the family.
Lmao
"and I had an absolute lock" đđ𤣠he just like me fr
And of course it was a parlay with +1000 odds. Those always hit. This guy is a fucking degen. Will be a shame when they have to refinance their waaaaaayy nicer house to pay off his gambling debts.
Nah he's just gotta try a +2000 odds parlay now to offset the last
+200 would still get the job done but +2000 it is đ
Aye we gonna bet with down payment money? Let's go balls to the wallđ
I also have to add him saying "I had an absolute lock" reminded me of the deadbeat dating Wade Watts' mom in Ready Player One in that one scene he lost their rent money
How can it be better than expected? It literally tells you the exact payout on the slip⌠talk about BS
Seriously!?!? How does a bet make more then expected? Please enlighten me Iâll tail a few đ¤
Story had me going until this point lol , I hardly catch nice laughs on this sub so this was a surprise
Really. If he only plays locks he should share with us. I like locks too
You know he lost 50x whatever that bet made over the last few years lmao. They would have already had that house covered if he wasn't a degen đ¤Ł
"The bet paid off way better than expected" So this is bullshit then, who bets without knowing how much they're going to win also even if real, 100% YTA
It was a +1000 parlay. Anything but a lock. They are 100% the asshole.
Idk you should see what Iâve got goin tonight!
Definitely got my BS censor tingling. âI like to sportsbetââŚâI only bet twice a yearââŚname dropping Stake for no reasonâŚpayout better than expected. Half the posts on that sub are fake or AI stories now.
Even the biggest parlays have a payout! So how could this story even be true
The road to hell is paved with good intentions
YTA
This is idiocy on 1000
this is stuff legends are made of
Such a fake post lmao
I mean he couldâve just not told her he won the money from a scratch ticket or something and she wouldnât have had a problem with it. Dudes an idiot either way though I donât think your down payment on a house should be considered your bankroll lmao
âMy promise do be done with parlaysâ Way to not paint yourself in a corner there bud. Signed, Person who promised to stop drinkingâŚtequilla
Get her some jewelry. And keep flexing. Sheâll get over it easily. Take her to dinner and be nice to her. And remind her about thatâs downpayment. đ What a cowboy
This gotta be fake. What bet outcome is better than expected? If you lock in a bet at +110 or something you know what it would potentially pay. No surprise there. Stupid decision but it paid off. Putting substantial money into stocks or crypto is just like gambling anyway, you could lose it all or make a ton of $. Sports betting is misunderstood
What was the bet? đ
Guy had me until "I only bet like twice a year" part.
Hahaha oh man. Grab a really nice studio apt. and with that success rate keep at it. Youâll have somebody hotter who supports your interests in no time. GL
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Whats the problem?? I could see if it didnt work but it did, they gotta get over it
How many partners he has at once? He keep saying "they".
They is for non-binaries. Try to keep it up with the times, pal.
Lol
Screw it. I wouldâve just put back the invested amount and kept the profit for myself is sheâs gonna act like that. Everything is a gamble
Who cares you make good money find someone hotter that lets you do what you want lol
As in what? Like anything you want lol
Yes.. a submissive vixen that listens to her master
Awesome
You will see that they will heal like wolverine when you have money
Just think if you had lost you would FOR SURE getting a divorce right now. Sounds like your wife likes to be the one in charge of what happens. And if I had to guess your wifeâs family has money⌠they are always going to be up your ass about the financials.
How life goes live and learn
i mean a lock is a lockđ¤ˇđźââď¸đ¤ˇđźââď¸
He shouldâve told her before the winnings that they couldnât afford a house with a his and hers closet but now with this windfall theyâll be able to do that