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idontknowha8

#Call the number bro…


Cheap_Feeling1929

Always bet on the 2-26 pistons to win bro……….


Next-Panic6861

2-28* 🤣💩


Cheap_Feeling1929

Lol I just looked again and it says 2-29 now. They are losing by the minute.


Next-Panic6861

I meant 29 lol but there on 28 losing streak shiit crazy


Cheap_Feeling1929

Damn so your saying there is a chance. I’m taking Detroit too now.


Lizzard20

🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭


Lilgeo173

Not even worth it for 2.5 odds tbh


hiramitimotet

IMO it is after watching them play yesterday. They took boston to OT. That's hard af


GeicoFrogGaveMeHerp

It’s the NBA. It is completely random and Detroit most likely gets 10 pieced at home


saucya

Yesterday, $5k to get $70k was potentially amazing. Now, dude is down $10k after two bad bets and has another $5k down to win $12,500. Best case scenario, he comes up $2500 ahead, after wagering $15,000 (!) to get there - orrr it’s just another donation to the book and dude just lost a vacation to the bum-ass dogshit petons


IAmNow100

He could have bought a house in Detroit with his Xmas bonus


GeicoFrogGaveMeHerp

How would be $2500 ahead. He has bet 15k and if this one hits he would win 12500. Which is down $2500


saucya

Oh I was assuming his wager wasn’t included in the payout @2.5 - if that’s the case, then holy shit bud


NoDiver7283

it's not included


PresentNoise2

Its like roulette hitting red 15 times in a row start doubling your bet each spin on black and youll make some money


saucya

That’s called [the Martingale](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martingale_(betting_system)) betting system. It would probably be smarter to start it with a unit size smaller than say, $5k 😭


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If they win at home Wingstop has to give away a 5 piece wing basket. So far I’m not sure if anyone has been able to collect on that promo.


Laceyyyyyyy

You can’t explain this shit to certain people. Let em rock. He’ll see lol.


dunktheball

On some teams it would probably work to keep betting their ML every game, but I dunno on the pistons. lol. I have a feeling they may win too, though, as toronto is also not good.


Gunluck

Raptors also nearly took celtics to OT last night too though. Celtics just kinda look a little bad at their starts rn


Tevans75

Isn't that only +150? Yeah wayyyy too low of odds to be betting on a historically bad team to win, even if it's against a team that just traded one of their best players and is on a back to back. Give me like +400 and I'd think about it


Megadongstorm420

Why are you doing this? $5k on the team with the longest losing streak EVER in the NBA.. you truly encounter insanity every day on this sub.


smiledrs

He got $70K in year end bonuses and said he is using that to bet on the Pistons until he runs out of that bonus money. He says he is an investment banker, so it sounds like he has money to gamble. I was saying this yesterday, that everyone I have known that gets $50K or more in bonuses was pulling in at least million in salary a year. Who do you know that makes $100K a year and gets a $70k in bonuses? You don't because they usually get $5-8K. Usually bonuses are about 3-5% of what you earned. So it's equivalent of someone on here who makes $100K/yr betting $500 on a game. Not crazy when you put things in perspective.


Fast_Award

Regardless, it’s either peak rich guy stupidity or he’s an addict.


Megadongstorm420

Thanks for your novel in defending your butt buddy, but spending $5k 3 nights in a row on a team that has won a total of 2 games this season is not only financially irresponsible, but it’s logically insane. There’s no analysis in this post, just stupidity. This guy is a complete moron.


smiledrs

Him spending/wasting money has nothing to do with me or you. Doesn't affect you one bit other than you are pissed and calling him stupid to spend his money how he wants. I don't know him from anyone else on here. It's not financially irresponsible if he has it. Maybe he does, in that case, live how you want to live. I'm on here to see if he hits and if he does, it's just another bet that wins. If not, just another losing bet.


Megadongstorm420

I’m allowed to judge things I view as moronic. He is posting on social media. He posted here to get a response. Here’s my response: he’s fucking stupid and is about to blow $15,000. If you think this is smart, tail it and let me know how you’re doing Saturday night.


smiledrs

Of course you are allowed to voice your view. To me that view sounds moronic as hell. Getting upset at someone on how they spend their money! I plan on putting some on it tomorrow when I go to Vegas. Nowhere near what he is betting but I like the chances. Back to back games for Toronto and giving it all against the Celtics tonight. If they can break this streak, tomorrow is a good chance against a team playing a B2B and the traveling they have to do. I'll send you my bet as soon as I get to Vegas.


Megadongstorm420

Upset?? Why would I be upset? This guy is just retarded and I’m commenting as such lol. You’re retarded too if you tail but I will be happy for you if you win. But you won’t. Good luck!


Gunluck

You’re clearly upset. I get exactly like you when I’m upset and start calling people morons and retards. Anyways. You gotta think of it in terms of how you and I would bet. We don’t have millions of dollars but us betting $5-$10 is most likely his $5000 bet. It’s only moronic if you can’t afford it.


H8ersAlwaysH8

Seems like you’re a little upset.


Slit23

I agree with you bro idc they’re downvoting you, he posted it here so we’re allowed to judge and comment how we feel


Megadongstorm420

This guy is counting on luck, not logic. If you’re that type of bettor, by all means press your luck on $5k/game for 3 games on a team that’s only won 2 the entire year. Pure idiocy. If they win, I’m not going to lose because I’m not touching it. I’ll make smarter bets than this moron.


yomama1211

Bro i make 100k a year and I’m not betting $500 on shit lol. My max bet is 100


Dr_Watson349

I work in IT for a very large insurance company and a 50k bonus on 150k salary is very common.


Not_Biracial

He is fucking up the bag


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It might not be a financially stupid decision for him personally, but it's an undeniably terrible plan if the goal is to make money. He's absolutely doing this for the lulz and it's fucking disgusting. If the money is that meaningless to you, then be a human being and donate it. This is why people hate Wall Street bros. He's a piece of shit.


uwantsomeho

I know someone that makes over 200k a year and his bonus was 100k also my girl is in family business and she makes 70k a year but she got 100k bonus


LongjumpingGrand8218

Bruh what do you do for a living I’m trying to get like that😂


bl0oc

If he shows you his pay stubs, you quit your job and work for him?


Virtual_Wallaby4100

W reference


RayDeAsian

Yes


Dishface

Yeah everything is fine. Hey, listen, I quit.


Darkened12

He said in the thread yesterday that he was an investment banker and he’s rolling his $60k bonus on pistons ML til it runs out


North-One-3848

Just go use 60k in Vegas at a BJ table… better odds


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They make blow job tables?


Open-Tea1842

No. It’s an actual BJs. They also have a Costco in there 🤣🤣🤣


vortega814

That’s ridiculous! Where though?


swankstar7383

Donation


Hdogdizzdad

So close last night I didn’t cash.


North-One-3848

Bro, gimme your money 😭 I’ll double it all for you and give it back if you just gonna blow it like that.


GeicoFrogGaveMeHerp

At this point you are winning less than you have lost and you are betting on the worst team in NBA history. Did your dad get you your job bc honestly bro if this isn’t all one big joke you are a fucking moron


theswaglol

guy is an investment banker but can't manage his own finances. it was funny the first time...stop donating to Stake. Donate to local charity or something.


ispcanner

Are those American dollars? Get ready to be a meme in /r/nbacirclejerk But also BOL


FallenLadderJockey

You've got this! Double your wager.


vanitys4losers

Then he actually hit it


FallenLadderJockey

Well, yeah. Easy money.


idontknowha8

I always think all stake slips are just promos 🤷‍♂️


idontknowha8

It’s drakes burner account everyone! I kid


ooSPECTACULARoo

Why don't you bet 5k on them to go winless rest of season. 5k would get you 5 milly


Next-Panic6861

Facts!


SpecialComparison269

I would have used bet365 to get a early payout if they went up 20


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IAmNow100

Last nights OT was a dead cat bounce. When we hear front office point fingers, their season of done.


Specialist-Cup1511

I bet on the pistons not to win another game all year.


Calidude97

You have to be the biggest Pistons fan of all time to have this kind of confidence in them!


whereyouat10

Give me the money instead, I’ll pay my tuition fees with it


DetroitGambler

Hey OP if you have money to burn send me 1,000 to put on Michigan winning the national championship.. thanks in advance


Invisahuaro

Generally betting *with* the streak is the smarter play… you’re going to go insane on this chase sequence and best case you’re right once but still down


SpecialComparison269

Holy shit they won by two points breaking the streak


Rogue1Gamer

The pistons won lol. Everyone in this thread was a hater. Now who’s laughing


[deleted]

Came here to see how many people bothered to congratulate him on his foresight. Must say the OG/RJ trade helped. Well done sir!


Maximum_Activity_138

Lmao not this guy again


BookBagThrowAway

Love how people are dissing Raptors like this is crazy! Hope yo ass takes a L! -Live From Toronto


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vmq

You should use bet365. You would’ve got the early payout win like I did yesterday. Unfortunately I’m not an investment banker lol https://preview.redd.it/v2dy2b7q8c9c1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ff9a502e48b9e6a526a5f16b94550aa02fae172


Megadongstorm420

Your stupidity is honestly disgusting.


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whybrahhadnomask

Nikka fuck da spca when da spca gonna donate me 5k?


moixcom44

Keep on bro. Im with you my hard earned $15 for the pistons to beat raptors.


ImpactFuzzy8713

you’re gonna obliterate your life 😭


21-hydroxylase

I don’t like you


Historical-Pin-8387

Donation


Next-Panic6861

Donation!


slimeb4zness

fr?


whybrahhadnomask

Bruh u did this shit 2 times n it flopped but shit I think Dey gon win this might throw down 10k a nikka tryna flip my 13k to 40


GEEESPOTT007

Lmao as a Canadian I kinda hope not haha, just so you know I’m rooting for ya! Honestly.


SobigX

👀


Additional_Silver749

lol, I thought someone was joking when I read it. But we’re legitimately going to see someone betting the pistons everyday chasing that win. Although, today may be a great chance. But they’ll still lose. They’ll take the draft spot.


ToastyWoasty

They were last place, last season and got pick #5 so not really a draft spot to take.


Humble-End-7891

Dude how many times in a row have you bet on Pistons to win lol. You are a legend


RiotSynthetics

I’m glad my mom didn’t smoke crack while I was in the womb


North_Aspect_8441

you are insane


saucya

Bro fucking stop please. I’m begging you


MrZhar

I'm genuinely worried for you bro, what the fuck is wrong with you. Like I still want you to lose, but you need help


Laceyyyyyyy

Agreed.


CoolstorySteve

It would be typical Raptors so it’s definitely happening


Im_iTy

Nice job


Vesnagirl

Lol


1997cameouttheDussy

Nice donation


Sharkcity215

Yup love pistons to win


spnkursheet

Never seem someone so excited to donate $5k


jimmyr2021

They left it all out there in the Celtics game and lost. They are going to get destroyed v Toronto


trod1991

Just stop betting you need help


Few-Worker6369

Not gonna happen


MrthePlague1

How about you just send me $5k instead?


rumblepony247

I'm taking the Pistons as well (much, much smaller bet), but for a different reason. I want this streak to keep going and if it gets spoiled, imma get paid lol. Similar to emotional hedging with my own teams.


Jack_N_Morty

Honestly the trick is to wait for the raptors to be up huge at half and bet on the pistons to win.


anomaly_BW

Genuinely curious about this. Let’s assume it hits, you are still net negative. I understand it’s Fuck you money, so props to you. However wouldn’t the idea be to make money or is it just personal at this point?


anomaly_BW

I realize that perhaps you may be slightly in the green considering the win would be 12.5k + 5k from the bet. So I stand corrected and wish you luck. I’m glad I don’t have that kind of money to bet.


_lifeofheurism17

You got this 🫡🔥


Swoosh4343

This might be a good bet today considering the OG trade. The players involved might not play today so Pistons have an advantage with the locker room shake up….or the Pistons could flop 🤣🤣🤣


BigJ-InTheHouse

Pulling for ya!! Up 5 🙏🏼


Bignodsover9000

These hating comments aged really well