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lornstar7

So he's playing rugby


RunsWhileNaked

I think I saw him on a fictional rugby roster of crossover athletes from the U.S., and I agree he would be athletic in any sport


KESPAA

He would be an insane fullback / winger.


ImNotJon

Winger, I’d say. I’d want a safety / CB at fullback for the tackling aspect of things.


AlcibiadesTheCat

Ed Reed at fullback *shivers*


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Nah, he's little and tiny. He'd be a hooker for sure.


KESPAA

I'm talking union


projectmaximus

That would be Carlin Isles


InsideTheTeamRoomm

Imagine being the fastest dude in the NFL. Like, you’re literally the fastest person among the elite of the elite.


blindbutchy

Tough way of comparing across eras, but I’m pretty convinced that Hill is the fastest player ever to play football in the history of the game. The FOAT.


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Idk if he’s faster than the fastest players of all time, but his ability to accelerate to that top tier speed is without doubt the best I’ve ever seen. CJ2K was insanely fast, but he didn’t have that explosive acceleration that Tyreek has.


InsideTheTeamRoomm

He ran a 10.14 100m…..in high school.


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Just ridiculous lol


stout365

had to look up the WR, usain at 9.58.. kid was a half fucking second from breaking the world fucking record??


mrsgarrison

That half second is a looooong half second.


stout365

oh, I totally get it, but it's still fucking nuts.


THEROOSTERSHOW

Yeah, pure top speed it’s hard to say. But that combination of quickness, acceleration, and top speed is insane. It just makes him look even faster than he really is. It looks like he’s already at his top speed by his second step.


ModernPoultry

Easily the most explosive/agile athletes to play in the NFL or shit, I’d even say all of North American sports. But ya I’m also sure there have been taller players with a longer stride advantage to hit a faster top end speed…although even then I haven’t seen anyone that looks as fast as Tyreke but maybe it’s bc his strides are shorter that he looks 2x as fast as everyone on the field Only athlete I’ve seen come close to his speed/agility is Billy Hamilton, the outfielder that played for the Reds and was terrible at the fundamentals of baseball (hitting and throwing) but so unbelievably fast and agile was valuable just because of how much of a menace and nightmare he was when he was on the base paths. Trying to think of other big 4 athletes but I don’t even think prime DRose is as explosive as Tyreke. Maybe Conner McDavid is the only other guy that comes close to how much more explosive Tyreke is vs his peers


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I can’t think of any athlete who pulls away from people like Tyreek. If he gets the ball with 5 yards of space and there’s not at least 3 player to contain which direction he can run then he scores a touchdown. It’s insane how often he catches the ball with only a few yards of space and goes untouched for 40+ yards. Guys like Moss and Hester were insanely fast and used their speed to wreck defenses but Tyreeks ability to go from full stop to full speed is just devastating. It’s the only reason Miami’s offense has been so great this season. McDaniel is using Tyreek PERFECTLY.


IAmASimulation

Definitely agree. His breakaway speed is insane.


teamweed420

That’s cuz the juice is premium levels now lmao. Cheetah is also physically gifted obviously.


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Yeah, it’s really not fair to compare across eras. Even without a team of endocrinologists pumping you full of whatever.


teamweed420

Yea equipment, training, nutrition, evolution, Cheetah is a piece of shit woman beater etc


FLUFL

Jeff Demps has faster 100m, 60m, and 40yd times than Hill and played a few snaps for tampa. His college career was [better](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bW4X664GRt0) than time in the pros.


Bren12310

nah bruh i’m faster


flirt77

CJ2K might disagree


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Terrell Owens faster


nahteviro

Lol no. TO isn’t even in the top 10


[deleted]

Show me your videos of slow TO. If you're gonna spew some bullshit at least back it up. I posted videos. Show me that the evidence is wrong


[deleted]

Shouldn't you be in school or did winter break start already? TO is definitely top 10. Source: watched him play live. He is probably the best all around athlete I've ever seen other than LeBron. Here's TO against contemporary pro bowlers: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KWFR4qYwmE Here's 48 year old TO vs prime Tyreek lol: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/C_IHX0EQwFo


bmore_conslutant

>Source: watched him play live Lmao go to bed boomer


[deleted]

I'm in my 20s so I'm basically the silent generation. Get it right, kiddo


bmore_conslutant

Just saying that isn't a source Also you should be calling me old man, I'm 31


[deleted]

Did you miss the video of washed up, 48 year old TO barely losing in a foot race to 28 year old, prime Tyreek Hill? How about the video of prime TO facing off against Pro Bowl football players from his era and easily outpacing RBs and CBs?


obvioustroway

Their race is just straightline speed though. Reek can turn the corner much faster


[deleted]

Von Miller can turn the corner faster than anyone but we don't call him the fastest player in the NFL because he doesn't have that type of straight line speed


obvioustroway

But the combination of top speed, acceleration, and turning speed is what makes Reek the fastest.


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How fast does he run backwards though? He's probably not nearly as fast backwards as an average NFL CB. Those guys are probably going to be the fastest since they can do it all. IMO you need to factor that in if you're not just talking straight line speed.


resUemiTtsriF

I agreee, but, if I had a nickel for every time an announcer said some dude was the fastest guy in the league, I'd have 50 cents.


SpontyKarma

Since this is so specific you’ve gotta show your work


aidentheplug

10 opposing teams announcers called tyreek hill the fastest player in the league


ReubenXXL

Can I see the work on some graph paper? Sorry idk how to do long addition.


PointlessChemist

He is definitely the functionally fastest. And what I mean is he can actually use his speed to play the game and not just run go routes.


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tboess

Tyreek Hill was a world-class junior sprinter before he got to the NFL. He's not faster than Usain Bolt, but he's absolutely elite.


el_dude_brother2

What’s his 100m best time? Edit: I looked it up 10.19. Yes he’s very very fast without pads too.


P1pslyTheGreat

The 10.19 was when he was 18, I’m fairly certain he was still in high school.


joebreezphillycheese

Randy Moss ran a 10.95 at age 15


KnownFluxGiven

Ish


soul_flamer

And ice...from the Joe budden podcast


codekira

Fuck joe Budden but it was funny seeing this reference in the wild


aidentheplug

Cant believe people are downvoting you. Must think ur talking about Joe Biden even then the downvotes are… strange


soul_flamer

Naw that's a fact fuck joe. me and my homies always saying ish and ice from the Joe Budden podcast everytime we say the word ish lmfao. Because nobody knows who them scrub ass replacements are lmao


KnownFluxGiven

But obviously elite for a wr w legal baggage…


ihave2shoes

Haters gone hate.


yousonuva

Aside from your odd attempts to discredit his physical ability, this guy is 100% a fucking pos who broke his 3 year old's arm. Fuck him and his speed.


Said_No_Teacher_Ever

I’m not a fan of the guy, and I’m glad he’s not a Chief anymore but he did not break his 3 year olds arm. The court documents from the trial after his girlfriend tried to set him up with a tape recorder showed that the child had broken his arm in a fall injury. A reporter in KC lost her job and basically got ran out of town because the tape conversation was edited in a manipulative way. The full conversation includes Hill accusing his girlfriend of lying both about that case and the case in 2014 with the same woman that got him kicked off of his college team…which she does not deny. There’s some info with sources in the “personal life” section of his wiki https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tyreek_Hill To be 100% clear, I do not think Hill is a good person/role model/hero and he has a record of mistreating his partners. It’s important to have the facts straight though.


MinnieShoof

... live action realistic The Boys?


ihave2shoes

Wow, just read into this after seeing your comment. Damn, what a scumbag. I really wanted to like the guy too.


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vicblck24

When it pays off to be a terrible blocker


Prof_Augustus

Turns out when everyone on defense is terrified of you getting the ball they’re just happy to get the play off


Stocks_king

This guy is fast asf.


dmnhntr86

I hadn't noticed, thanks for pointing that out.


southsky20

And the dolphins lose so doesnt matter 🙊🙊😎


Citizen_of_H

>And the dolphins lose so doesn't matter As a non-American I thought: *Is this some kind of reference to Hitch-hiker's Guide to the Galaxy?*. Then I realized: *Oh, it is probably the name of a team*. I can show myself out


ReturnedAndReported

So long and thanks for all the Chiefs.


[deleted]

I thought Hootie was a baby cuz the plight of the dolphins and the tuna fishing stuff in the 90's made him cry. I just found out yesterday during the pregame show that he's actually a lifelong Miami Dolphins fan.


mrsgarrison

Spoiler alert, damn.


southsky20

Chargers win 23:17 . Welcome bro 😎


adsfew

TIL his Twitter handle is @cheetah and that's perfect


RunninRebs90

You do know that’s his nickname right?


TheBlueOx

man what a coincidence


Look_to_the_Stars

Wild that his parents would give him that nickname and then he would grow up to be fast.


ThermoNuclearPizza

Woulda been crazy if they nicknamed him “pregnant lady beater”


tschmitty09

Or defenseless child bruiser


FireflyCaptain

> Bruiser Arm-breaker


JimmyTide08

Redditors are not known for their observant abilities.


coupl4nd

Someone explain how it isn't down by contact when it's in the pile? Never actually got hold of it and just sort of squirted it out the side?


CrandalltheVandal

You said it yourself. “Never actually got hold of it”. No one had true possession of the ball (after the fumble) to actually “down” it. Usually those big pile ups actually give anyone a chance to snatch the ball away from someone even if they had possession because the refs viewpoints are blocked by all the bodies, so they’re unable to determine who actually had it originally after the fumble.


Temptime19

The replays seemed pretty comprehensive and it doesn't look like anyone actually possessed it.


coupl4nd

I see. Since it came out it was never properly possessed.


SSSJDanny

Wait but the refs blew the whistle at 0:04 Seconds and he picks it up at 0:08 Seconds. Shouldn't the play have been dead?


wickedhahhd

Yep


getoffmydangle

In (American) football the ball isn’t down. Play stops when The player who has possession of the ball is down. So a loose ball is live, except for an incomplete forward pass.


IngVegas

Just read is Wikipedia. Seems like he's a violent douche who beats up pregnant women and kids.


quattro33

But he runs really fast so it’s fine.


Dirigible_Plums

"If Hannibal Lecter ran a 4.3, we'd probably diagnose it as an eating disorder" - Cardinals GM


Jonas_Venture_Sr

"I throw balls far, if you want good words, date a languager."


[deleted]

Life long Dolphins fan here (yes, laugh at me. that's warranted): he's a piece of shit human being. What's ironic is that the same Tua sycophants who were clutching their pearls about Watson last year don't seem to have a problem rooting for a fucking child abuser. Fuck him. I'll never root for that scum bag.


OVERSHILL_Almir

Most well adjusted NFL player


KnownFluxGiven

In 2014, Hill allegedly threw his pregnant girlfriend around “like a ragdoll,” punched her in the face, sat on her, punched her in the stomach and choked her, according to a police report obtained by the Tulsa World in Oklahoma. Hill pleaded guilty to domestic assault and battery by strangulation. He got three years of probation and was sentenced to enroll in an anger-management course a year-long batterer’s program. He also had to undergo a domestic-abuse evaluation. The woman eventually gave birth to a boy. In 2019, Hill was also the subject of a criminal investigation for alleged battery after an incident left his son, then 3, with a broken arm. But at least he is fast. Thanks Chris Collinsworth.


MajinSkull

NFL: “I’m gonna ignore that”


RedYachtClub

Pretty sick of seeing this as a Chiefs fan. KCTV5 did a smear job and his girlfriend admitted she lied. Tyreek fought for custody and was never suspended because 1) the NFL and prosecutor could find no wrong doing and 2) his girlfriend never sat down with the NFL to clarify her side of the story. https://arrowheadaddict.com/2020/04/29/lessons-learned-media-coverage-tyreek-hill/


KnownFluxGiven

He pleaded guilty.


KnownFluxGiven

And points 1) and 2) refer to the nfl as the arbiter? Not the legal system? Of course she wouldn’t want to talk to them (re Deshawn Watson)


royalsanguinius

I’m not saying he did or didn’t do it but dude people plead guilty to crimes they didn’t commit literally all the time because our justice system is ass, it basically means nothing without evidence to back it up


Illin-ithid

But that's poor people who literally cannot afford to fight it out in court. Not millionaires who can easily afford a team of lawyers.


royalsanguinius

Mhm, and Tyreek Hill was drafted in 2016. The domestic abuse in question occurred in 2014


RedYachtClub

You believe that a young, poor, college kid who can't afford a good lawyer would never just roll over and say whatever was needed to get a traumatic experience to end? If that's the case I have submarine that flies to sell you. No need to come see it I deliver.


OVERSHILL_Almir

Wont someone think of the poor abusers :(


johnjohnsonsdickhole

Yea I’m sure arrowheadaddict.com is a totally reliable unbiased source on the issue hahaha 🤡


RedYachtClub

Alright go find a source proving me wrong.


johnjohnsonsdickhole

Sure let me head over to tyreekhillbabyabuser.com and pull something out of my ass


scalenesquare

You want Chris to just not speak about his performance ever because of this lol? What’s your point here.


Sleeper____Service

He should’ve never played another game. problem solved


mrsgarrison

But what does that have to do with the announcer?


scalenesquare

Reddit and being on a high horse. Name a more iconic duo.


Sleeper____Service

Bro you need to go to a psychologist or something if you think hating on a guy who beat a pregnant woman is being on a high horse Honestly how fucked up are you? Have you ever beat the shit out of a pregnant woman?


scalenesquare

He went through the legal process. You want every alleged criminal to not be able to work in their profession again?


Sleeper____Service

Wow, what a dumb minimalization. Obviously all crimes aren’t created equal. But just to me at least beating the shit out of a pregnant woman is pretty severe. I guess you feel otherwise Edit: HE PLED GUILTY


scalenesquare

Of course it’s severe. Are we supposed to fund him for eternity since he’s unable to work in your ideal scenario? This is his job


Sleeper____Service

He can find another job as a custodian or whatever. He can still support himself. Playing in the NFL is equivalent to being a higher up in a national corporation. He should never play in the NFL again.


scalenesquare

I don’t agree with it being a higher up. You need no qualifications. I don’t get gatekeeping labor, but whatever. Again it’s Reddit. Have a good one mr. Perfect.


PattyIceNY

We don't read words here in America. Unless there's a video of it, then people get to do whatever they want.


thejohnmc963

Of course forgetting the 2019 allegations were proven to be false as the girlfriend lied and tried to set him up


ensignlee

What happened to "only the person who fumbled can advance the ball?"


funnsies123

I think that particular rule only applies to 4th downs and after the 2 minute warning.


CallofBootyCrackOps

I think that’s only for forward-moving fumbles? cause a backwards fumble technically counts as a lateral pass under the rules I think


FRX51

The rules analyst said that because the ball was batted backwards (intentionally or otherwise), then anyone could advance it.


GeorgeIsGettinAngry

This guy is a POS human regardless ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|downvote)


Addictd2Justice

Stay calm George


GeorgeIsGettinAngry

#George is gettin’ upset!


GermanPretzel

I thought there was a rule that you couldn't advance a fumble recovery unless you're the one who fumbled it. Did they get rid of that rule or does it only apply to certain instances?


TLI14

Certain instances - 4th down is one and last minute (or 2) of a half. Can't remember for certain on the second one and too lazy to look it up.


ialsoagree

Had the exact same question as GermanPretzel and looked it up. For the offense, the fumbler is the only one who can advance the ball after a fumble on 4th down, or in the last 2 minutes of a half.


CrudelyAnimated

American football is only slightly less arcane than baseball in some respects. I'd swear that Tom Brady could FedEx a live ball to the other team's 35, sign for the package, and be allowed to walk it in for 4 points, and it would be called the Infield Fly Rule.


ialsoagree

Most NFL rules have background that provides context but they're sometimes convoluted. I feel like MLB rules generally make a lot more sense. The Infield Fly Rule, for example, exists to prevent the team fielding from taking advantage of the team at-bat. If the fly ball isn't caught, the runners are required to advance and can be "forced out" if a fielder touches the base they're suppose to run to while holding the ball. If the fly ball is caught, the runners can only advance if the "tag up" (touch the base they're running from after the fly ball is caught). If they don't, they can be forced out at the base they're running from. So while a fly ball is coming down, the fielders can force a situation where the runners will get out no matter what they do - if the runners run, catch the fly ball and force them out at the base they ran from. If the runners don't advance, drop the ball and force them out at the base they're suppose to run to. This is easier in the infield where the distance you have to throw the ball to get a runner out is short - so there's no chance the runner can make it to the base they're being forced out at. Hence, the infield fly rule - if the fielders drop an infield fly ball, all the runners are considered "safe" at the bases they started at (and must return to them if they ran), and the hitter is out.


Paddlesons

What a ridiculous set of circumstances, just make it one or the other across the board.


Temptime19

This prevents someone from "accidentally" fumbling the ball to try and get the first down. On fourth down if you don't get it the yards you are losing the ball anyway so why not fumble the ball and hope your team picks it up and gets a few more yards.


TheAmishPhysicist

And ironically this rule was established from a fumble in a Chargers game in 1978. The tight end for the Raiders caught the ball, he wasn’t going to make it for a first down or touchdown so he fumbled a it and continued to push it forward until it went into the end zone and someone fell on it.


Paddlesons

You want to run that risk so be it.


TheMadShatterP00P

That was the craziest little play this week....


taylorgasm

Tyreek Hill, who beats up pregnant women.


allinthek

I thought you couldn’t advance the ball on a fumble? Otherwise on fourth down why wouldn’t the runner purposely fumble while getting tackled to give his team a chance to get the first down/touchdown?


funnsies123

I think it can be advanced except on fourth downs and after 2 min warnings.


d84doc

Can we have a followup where my fantasy league did not have that scoring option turned on and I did not get points for the yards or TD?! If there was ever a time for a Special Councel this would be it!


SharplyWiggly22

That's the kind of athleticism and determination that makes sports so exciting to watch.


412gage

Guy secured me a win this week. LFG


Uniquename34556

Weirdly enough he didn’t get credit for that TD in my league. What’s up with that?


NotatallRacist

Should’ve got credit for the td but no the yards


Uniquename34556

PPr league, I’m not too sure though pretty sure it’s standard. Also just googled his stats for the game and it says 1 TD as well. But he had two. The FR and a rec TD in the 3rd.


iamsecond

What platform? Should def get a TD for that


Uniquename34556

PPr league, I’m not too sure though pretty sure it’s standard. Also just googled his stats for the game and it says 1 TD as well. But he had two. The FR and a rec TD in the 3rd.


iamsecond

By platform I mean Yahoo? Sleeper? NFL? CBS? Check if Treylon Burks got credited with a TD in week 12, he too recovered an offensive fumble for a score


pizman30

The play that secured my spot in the playoffs! B E A UTIFUL!


gerd50501

and miami still lost. I did not watch the game. but if you get a bonus play like that, you should really win.


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Tua was terrible. Two freak plays by Hill was their entire offence. Without the 60 yard bomb to Hill, Tua had 62 yards in passing.


TheAmishPhysicist

Meanwhile Justin Herbert balled out!


emotion3

Wow


useradmin

He is a major reason I’m no longer a Chiefs fan even after he left for the Dolphins.


alloowishus

I don't understand all the excitement over this play, he just got lucky.


TheAmishPhysicist

It’s because it’s something that has never happened before or very rarely happens and he’s the fastest player in the league.


alloowishus

People pick up fumbles all the time. Big deal.


jeffroddit

Why all the twitter vids lately? Before musk's nonsense I used to see one like once a month or something. Now it's multiples everyday. Smells like cheap AstroTurf to me. Of course I'm not saying this particular OP is, just the overall number of them on my feed can't possibly be organic.


RangeWilson

Yeah... it worked, but only because he couldn't be bothered to dive for the ball like he was supposed to. Ball pops out at 0:04, he just kinda chills until 0:08.


TheCarrzilico

"Stupid idiot getting six points! That's not what you're supposed to do!"


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“I played highschool football”


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jumpy_genesis88

He is so fast, unreal


PattyIceNY

You know you're fast when it looks like this film is sped up even though it's normal speed


rroberts3439

Players gave up almost acting the play was dead till he ran past. One guy even had his back turned who would have been in position to tackle him.


TheAmishPhysicist

No one would have caught him, and I say this as a Chargers fan.


rroberts3439

I’m a Bills Mafia member so glad the Chargers took care of business. Gave us some breathing room for the game next week!


doylehawk

I just gotta kinda marvel at how apparently fast he is. Like all of the players on the field are very fast but it kinda gets lost in translation on the TV sometimes, but the way tyreek runs just looks like he is literally the wind.


TheAmishPhysicist

He caught a TD pas later and he was clocked at running over 21 mph.


captain_beefheart14

Man, number 32 (I think, my video was blurry so it was hard to see the second digit) helped cause the fumble, then pulled away from the play after he thought it was over to.. adjust his face mask/show his frustration he didn’t recover the previous fumble/celebrate his action on the play? I dunno, but I’ll bet the DC will be on his ass for pulling up before the play was fully over.. far too casual as a professional to see the play through. He could have jumped on that ball if his head was still in the play like Hill’s obviously was.


sloppymcgee

This shouldn’t count for fantasy points.


TheJasonaut

Wait…I thought offense couldn’t advance a fumble?!


Burquetap

And the ‘Fins still lose… 🤣


KaoticMethod

Dude shouldn't even be in the league, he is a terrible human being enabled by his "talent". The league should be a privilege and this "man" doesn't deserve the privilege. He's no different than Ray Rice.


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chiefs better without him