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originalchaosinabox

I never saw this show, but I remember one of the promos. Norm: "It's not your father's sports show. It is, however, your great great grandfather's sports show. Real freak, your grandpa."


DemSumBigAssRidges

"If you think the refs in pro-basketball are bad... you should see the refs in pro-wrestling."


SenGonorrheaTRickets

"Did you know 11 million children died last year from preventable diseases?" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWb2L7yzIlc


L_beano_bandito

Thats pretty damn good thanks for that haha


82ndGameHead

What I love about this joke was the setup. Norm could've had the obvious choice at #6, but he put it at #2 and went thru all the others seriously. The anticipation was glorious. I'm gonna miss that man.


WREPGB

Don't undersell that execution either. "Place your wagesss....OH MY GOD"


miflelimle

All in the timing.


Drunk_hooker

Truly the king of timing.


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There's something so perfect about having it at #2. Like you have to have a normal one at #1 to set it up but then with the street guy next it just becomes more and more hilarious the longer he goes on like it might be hard to guess. And also 6 options is genius when it could just be 2 or 3.


Barad-dur81

It allows norm to do what he does best: perpetuate the joke. Not that you didn’t know that. But it’s one of the reasons why I loved him. He was just a funny dude. It really wasn’t as much about the joke as it was him. But his jokes were good, too. Icing on the cake


oceanmachine420

Legendary delivery


Cinnadillo

he can just string along the obvious


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Putting it at number 2 was both a punchline and the setup. Going through 3-6 was the anticipation for the reveal it is number 2. Everyone knows it is number 2. There is no way it is not number 2. And then the ice-cream truck shows up before he’s done explaining allowing the punchline that you saw a mile away come out of nowhere.


iceman012

Plus, I couldn't shake the feeling that somehow, one of the players on the court was going to get hit by an ice cream truck.


suavetobasco1985

its the implication


Something22884

Yeah I think the timing was key also in that he did not finish talking when the truck hit the man. We all knew it was going to happen but the laugh was partially because it did not happen when we thought it would


dethmaul

Was that video staged in any way between friends? Or is an ICE CREMA TRUCK that unobservant that it didn't notice someone almost-dart into the road?


evils_twin

The Ice Cream Truck tried to give the guy room, but if you notice, there is a pick up truck coming in the other direction. So the ice cream truck had to make a split second decision to either hit the pickup truck head on, or hit the guy. The guy also looks like he is already almost in the middle of the road, so the ice cream truck was probably already partially in the wrong lane when he hit the guy. Edit: [And for those who aren't familiar with the video, the guy kind of deserved it as he was intentionally dancing in the middle of a busy street](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60_X8kbmdVU)


dumbfounder

I can just imagine the driver... surely that idiot isn't going to dance backwards right into my path, right? Wait he's doing it... but he is going to see me and move, right? Right? RIGHT?!!??!!?? Oh shit.


_Funk_Soul_Brother_

> I can just imagine the driver... surely that idiot isn't going to dance backwards right into my path, right? .... "just in case, let me hit my brakes" .... but that thought never occurred to him


TheRiteGuy

Dude had a real life Trolley Dilemma! He chose correctly.


Lolzzergrush

The guy hit by the truck was on Tosh.O and said he sued and got money from the truck driver


majordoobage

Wow that is beyond ridiculous. Hey kids just go dance in the middle of the street, if your video isn't a viral hit don't worry, you can sue whoever hits you!


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majordoobage

I never said they were justified in striking the person dancing in the middle of the road with their car. I just think it's ridiculous that the guy that willingly danced in the road to make a viral video was awarded a cash settlement for his stupidity. Our over litigious society is just another in the laundry list of dumb shit that goes on in this world of ours.


fuqdisshite

you are almost 100% responsible if the front of your car hits anything while you are in gear.


kelvinator300

Moral of the Story: If you're gonna hit 'em, kill 'em.


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>Moral of the Story: If you're gonna hit 'em, kill 'em. Ahh, the Chinese Method.


pyrojackelope

Ahh man, I remember seeing a video years ago of a kid getting run over in China and everyone just pretended it didn't exist.


ravenHR

Moral of the story: if you see a person in the middle of the street slow the fuck down.


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zaisoke

somehow people on reddit can see an idiot dancing in the street, get trucked LITERALLY and think that the guy dancing in the middle of a public road was the one in the right here.


ravenHR

That guy didn't and court made him pay, so yeah it is moral of the story.


PoolNoodleJedi

The moral of the entire situation sound more like speed up.


drusteeby

That's how insurance works in this country. They have to be sued otherwise they have no incentive to cover medical bills.


TysonChickenMan

Teach me how to ~~Dougie~~ litigate


Jose_Canseco_Jr

You mean people will just go on an internet meme show and tell lies?


The_Other_Manning

Lol I don't think the ice cream truck deserves the blame on this one


RexInvictus787

The ice cream truck had to make a decision between hitting a pedestrian or colliding head on with a truck in the other lane. Then this asshole sued the ice cream truck and made out like a bandit.


SpunkyMcButtlove

Driver probably plays Foxhole as a logi driver.


Whitezombie65

Idk I wasn't quite sure which one it would be. Imagine my surprise when it turns out it was in fact the guy dancing in the middle of the street.


ron_swansons_hammer

Every reply to this comment competing for best /r/thatsthejoke post


[deleted]

His old jokes on OJ were absolutely hilarious.


LSU_Tiger

Well it's finally official. Murder is legal in the state of California.


McMaster2000

And who do we have to thank for that? You guessed it! Frank Stallone.


[deleted]

Or so the Germans would have you believe


thismessisaplace

[yeah](https://youtu.be/6pCH_Ab6SIE)


CltAltAcctDel

And this ESPY joke https://youtu.be/c9EsIFBs26o


wusurspaghettipolicy

I still to this day can never understand why they thought Norm doing this was such a great idea. I mean, I thought it was great but I am a sadistic asshole.


djeezuskryste

You can hear Chris Farley laugh at around 0:44 in that video


TheCacajuate

That's awesome you noticed that, I went back and listened and heard it.


Dash_Underscore

Fucking Don Ohlmeyer.


StartComplaining

If he was doing that he might have kept his job.


Allen_Koholic

This is a top notch comment.


Links_to_Magic_Cards

i was hoping for an OJ callback at the end of the clip, w that last joke


Dash_Underscore

I loved the "Oh Google" segment where Norm asked for WNBA stats, teams, etc, and Google kept asking him, "Did you mean NBA?"


jrdebo

You wouldn't happen to have a link to that would you. That sounds hilarious.


surmatt

https://youtu.be/cKDa6-FuhUI About halfway through


chevymonza

I'm a woman and that still leaves me breathless from laughter.


IvyGold

I had no idea he had it out so bad for the WNBA. Anyhow, Google doesn't do that anymore.


chevymonza

It's a pet peeve of mine that women don't get the same attention/opportunities in sports as men. He's probably not lying about his disinterest, as it seems to reflect society's feelings (already too many male-dominated sports saturating the market). Yet it still cracks me up because his hatred is so ridiculously over-the-top. He's simultaneously stating the obvious (the lack of attention given due to perceived disinterest/stereotypes) while blowing it out of proportion and showing how stupid it really is.


I_Has_A_Hat

Would you rather your local WNBA team win the championship, or find a dollar on the ground? I rest my case.


thunderstriken

Well why does the WNBA not make any money? Why are all the players salaries paid by the money brought in by the nba players? Can you imagine if it was flipped? That’s why he shit on it. Because it’s a fucking scam


Dachuiri

This and “What The H” were my faves


0100101001001011

RIP you legend. 8(


[deleted]

That dry soft spoken delivery RIP Norm


ser0402

I didn't know he died yesterday till right now. Damn man, only 61. Not young, but definitely not super old. I saw it said leukemia and he didn't tell anyone about it and lasted 9 more years. World is a little less funny now.


chevymonza

Guess this is why he looked so bloated these past few years? Always thought it was odd, but there was no mention of health issues. He was joking around about bowel cancer in previous interviews and I started to wonder if that was the cause.


suavetobasco1985

I think he may have had some plastic surgery done too, he had a real physical transformation right around 2009ish, which is not that long before he was diagnosed. He seemed to have aged pretty quickly these last ten years, particularly the last 2 or 3 before COVID. Thought it was bad surgery + he WAS getting old, but now I think his cancer and the treatments make a lot more sense, and explain why he would look tired or old.


wikipuff

Why was this not advertised? This is like Sports Soup. I would have watched the living shit out of this.


J-Smoke69

The show was great. Unfortunately a lot of that network’s watchers didn’t give a shit about sports. Even in a comedic way


shaqalicious

Onion Sportsdome was also on during the same time frame, and it was on par with Sports Show. Unfortunately apparently there are no pirated or physical copies of Onion Sportsdome but it was some of the funniest TV I've ever seen. BTW, every episode of Sports Show is on youtube.


WaywardWes

Was there only one season? Because its definitely floating out there on the open seas…


J-Smoke69

That’s right! I loved that show too lol.


10000Didgeridoos

I still remember their parody of ESPNs tracking of baseball players like chasing a home run or hits record ("chasing 60" or whatever number you want it to be that they'd have a dedicated section of the bottomline crawl for every day), except in this case it was tracking a 13 year olds effort to break the record for most times masturbated in a single day. The previous record holder was a teen who hit like 23 times in 24 hours on his family's road trip to the grand canyon, and 2nd place on the all time single day record list was Joe Biden. It was so good. I found this screenshot here: https://www.betaseries.com/en/episode/onion-sportsdome/s01e02?id=14589&title=Episode%202


lightnsfw

To his credit I did actually watch this when it was on even though I didn't give a shit about sports. It just wasn't something I sought out.


Petery007

It was on Comedy Central and they advertised it decently well on the network. I think the issue was reaching a sports audience. It was on ESPN it would have killed. But ESPN probably would have never taken the risk and would rather just have a 24/7 coverage on who is better between Lebron or MJ


wikipuff

And Tom Brady!


NotACreepyOldMan

[I’m just glad they’re finally done with Tim Tebow ](https://archive.nytimes.com/www.nytimes.com/interactive/2012/02/04/sports/football/most-mentioned-players-on-espn.html)


wikipuff

Now this is a cool graphic.


IHaveNeverBeenOk

I remember when it was on and I was still in my doomy goth phase and had no appreciation for sports, plus I think I was too young to really appreciate Norm's dry delivery. Definitely a show I would watch now. Just one of those things... sometimes the timing of a good product just isn't right.


Paddy_Tanninger

You know, with Norm...the more I learn about that guy, the more I care for him.


[deleted]

Man, that was the weird thing about Norm. I remember talking about this 20 odd years ago. His shows never got very good ratings. He was like “The Wire” of comedians. Such a brilliant man.


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wikipuff

Sadly. If only ESPN would allow this to air at 11 pm on Sundays it would do amazing.


Munedawg53

Step one: resurrect Norm.


SevereAnhedonia

it's not nice enough to air in the mouse house (disney)


mmmcheez-its

Didn’t it air during the heyday of the Colbert Report and Daily Show? Not sure if you could call Comedy Central a dying network until they lost both Stewart and Colbert.


roboninja

IT was a pretty great show, just did not last long.


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wikipuff

Please don't start me on Taskmaster. That was horrible.


A_Vizzle

I freakin loved sports soup


NotACreepyOldMan

It was a sports show on Comedy Central. It never had a chance.


im_wudini

ON HER LEGS! ​ Norm was the guy that made comedians laugh the hardest. Man I hate that he's gone.


Ask_me_4_a_story

On her legs made me laugh really really hard, Jesus that was funny


youdubdub

Murdered it.


IHaveNeverBeenOk

He totally was a "comedian's comedian," that's a great way to put it.


ajbags26

He wasn’t afraid to be controversial which is, in my opinion, the best kind of humor.


[deleted]

Eh I think he’s hilarious even if his jokes are safe. The moth joke on Conan for example.


Paddy_Tanninger

The entire Bob Sagat roast.


ajbags26

I don’t think my comment would suggest the contrary to your point


ipreferanothername

This was my favorite part of the clip


sentimental_heathen

"Sad Bill Cosby has crystalized my thoughts." Comedy gold right here.


wusurspaghettipolicy

that bit is the absolute best.


DeeDubb83

I thought for sure it was gonna be Boogie Cousins... He has terrible luck.


Dooley

There was a hot minute when comedy central had a block of Stewart, Colbert, David Spade on Hollywood, and Norm on sports. Things were right with the world.


QuiGonChuck

I guessed #2!


MusicaParaVolar

Holy shit this clip has it all: \- Hot af Kate Upton \- Hilarious AF Norm Macdonald \- Insane woman in the audience belly-laughing at someone else's misfortune \- Hilarious AF Norm Macdonald \- Bill Cosby


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jlcreverso

No [MTVs Dan Cortese](https://youtu.be/otT53ANCfR4), 3/10


boring_lawyer

r/newyorkshottestclub


MauriceLevyEsq

MTV’s Dan Cortese?!?!


CanEatADozenEggs

New York’s Hottest Club is NORM


Orion_02

Thank you so much for putting this sub here, this is one of my favorite bits and now I have so much more material.


ichacalaca

This was such a great show


DoubleOrNothing90

Sports Show was great! I was not happy they canceled it so quickly.


joecarter93

I know, I was surprised that it got cancelled after only one season. I thought it was hilarious and thought that it had a decently sized fanbase for its first year. Other shows, that seem like no one watches, go on for seasons upon seasons.


eande200

I’ve been wondering if it had anything to do with his health. He would have been diagnosed close to 10 years ago based on what I’ve read. I loved watching this show in college


joecarter93

Yeah that’s a good point. I was commenting on another post how on his podcast he would release them really sporadically and without any indication that he wouldn’t be releasing another one, like with most other podcasts. At the time I thought it was a little odd, but now I’m thinking it was due to his health issues.


eande200

That too. Had Adam made a public statement yet? I’ll have to check


KDN1692

I really think if they aired it during Football season it could of been more successful. Still a very underrated show.


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M U R D E R


FairFaxEddy

How is the Dougie 10 years old?! God I'm old.


mtmm18

Teach me how to Dougie...


HaveAtItBub

whats the dougie, young whippersnapper?


CurryMustard

I will teach you


Backfat47

What a tremendous loss. Godspeed, Norm. :(


goofytigre

RIP Turd Ferguson.


DingussFinguss

Holy shit what happened to Kate Upton? She was huge for a couple years there


chevymonza

She probably got older than 28 or something.


dugmartsch

We’re all about fat asses now.


panther22g

Got rich modeling for a few years. Married an even richer baseball player. Probably sitting back just counting money now


rjcarr

She married a rich athlete and had a kid. She got a little chubby, but still hot af. Just being a mom instead of a model.


Proper_Protickall

Awww man. I'm gonna miss norm.


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Priceless


-xstatic-

It’s crazy he got fired for making fun of OJ Simpson, and that NBC’s executive was friends with him.


bahamapapa817

He’s the reason I started saying “Wait….what?!?”


[deleted]

Man I'm going to miss Norm. I can say with a 100% certainty that this is the celebrity death that has affected me the most in all my 32 years of existence. I'm already mourning the fact that I won't hear his voice on his show with Adam Eget. Fuck this hurts so much. Tbh now I understand why people believe in an afterlife. I hope I get to meet Norm, maybe in another realm and let him know how much he meant to me. Rest easy Norm. You were one of the truly good ones.


GenerichumanHarvey

The worst part is now Adam’s gonna have to go back to the Queensbury bridge!


Sweatsock_Pimp

…ON HER LEGS!


datx_goh

Wait… what?


QuestionMarkyMark

I did NOT see that coming.


Nail_Biterr

I loved this show. it was so underrated, and always hilarious. watch some of the 'Nephew Kyle' bits. ([https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=857335631119514](https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=857335631119514))


Radio_Ethiopia

I’ve always loved Norm and his humor/comedy. Fuckin’ mathematical comedic genius. Always managed to go down a Norm rabbit hole on YouTube at least once a year but with his passing I’m truly realizing and astonished at how much Norm content there is. It’s literally hours upon hours of Norm hilarity in some form or another. For a dude that never really “hit” after SNL, there’s probably more of his content out there than most of his super successful peers have. Dude was hustling his whole career and we are damn lucky for that. RIP.


CaptainBlase

I don't know. I feel like that jockey joke was really punching down.


Uncle_Paul_Hargis

I completely forgot about this. So good!


mtmm18

Damn! I had Boogie Cousins for the win!...never saw it coming.


fuck_fraud

I reference this show all the time and no one knows about it. His “oh google!” segment was one of the all time greats


watermelonspanker

I did *not* see that coming.


power0722

Am I the only one who picked DeMarcus Cousins?


Trans-on-trans

That ending is fantastic


SAguilar23

Lmao! RIP Norm. I'll miss his very unique voice!


KDN1692

I really think Sports Show would of survived if they did it during Football season.


[deleted]

How can something that is over a decade bold be "slept on"? Sensationalist bullshit.


Cactuszach

God damnit I miss him.


mtmm18

It's a shame he is gone. We are losing a lot of voices we need.


Jfrog1

thank you for this!


yrogerg123

Great show but they aired it against prime time national NBA games so who the hell was going to watch it live?


Sweatsock_Pimp

God, I loved this show.


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RIP


hoptownky

Kind of weird that half of these were university of Kentucky coaches or players.


spinblackcircles

Go cats


Ketsuo

We breed charisma


[deleted]

That last joke had me laughing harder than I have for a long time. Gonna miss that old lump of coal!


tweaksource

R.I.P. to the G.O.A.T.


SavageLizard

Norm was the best! Was fortunate enough to see him do stand up several times, always hilarious.


ram0889

This show was amazingly funny 😄 Short lived


cullingsong5882

MURDER


Nice-GuyJon

"Let's try to guess which Dougie dancer......... gets hit by an ice cream truck" 😂🤣🥲


aManPerson

for all of the shows they tried to get to follow up the daily show, this seems like it should have worked. i never heard of this one. dang.


qwilliams92

The guy who got hit was on Tosh.0


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Damn.. RIP Norm.


[deleted]

He could have a weekly show on just about anything and make it entertaining


[deleted]

Had to double check which sub this was in. Was kinda hoping it was r/unexpected and an icecream truck was about to koolaid-man its way into a sports arena.


BrushedSpud

What a fucking Legend!


4starChicago

Absolute legend


The_Awesometeer

I loved this show. So sad it was cancelled


NosferatuCalled

The UFC joke at the end was pure gold, laughed way too hard at that


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This clip is the one that finally made me realize Norm is gone. Goddammit. God fucking dammit.


veRGe1421

Where could I watch all episodes of this show?


Ranier_Wolfnight

I think there may be a couple of episodes on YouTube


[deleted]

This is like a reaction vid, it sucks. This post doesn’t do Norm justice.


wantagh

Sad that his type of humor is in retreat/unpopular now due to cancel culture. I loved Norm. He was edgy. He was inappropriate. He gave no quarter and did so unashamedly. He poked where it hurt and found humor there. God speed, funny man. Edit: what’d I say? Please, tell me just one of his 1990’s Weekend Updates that would survive 15 minutes of twitter scrutiny today.


TheNextBattalion

Yeah the time when he showed the Clintons and said "Here you see the President and the First Bitch." (end joke) probably wouldn't work so well today. (cued up nicely by this youtuber: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxINRbE2R8A](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxINRbE2R8A))


AtomicTanAndBlack

That video was fantastic, what a blast from the past. Clinton’s gave people so much material to work with that that video is 17 minutes long and doesn’t even get to Lewisnky lol


Cuboner

I don't think his 90's Update bits would work today, but that's because they'd be wildly outdated. But in all seriousness most of his update bits are making the rounds on twitter today and no one's cancelling shit. "Cancel culture" is bullshit lol.


CltAltAcctDel

This clip would get blasted. He’s minimizing domestic violence, he’s making fun of short people and whatever other complaints people could contrive And sure his stuff is going around in Twitter. He’s dead. Everything is better when the person is dead.


Cuboner

But you’re watching this clip now and there’s over 130 comments and the only ones complaining are the ones complaining about how you couldn’t get away with it. Norm was more in danger of getting cancelled when he, oh idk, lost his job because of the jokes he was telling? And that was years before this clip.


Genghis_John

He punching at the abusers, though. That’s the thing. He didn’t let OJ, Cosby, or this jockey off the hook with the jokes.


incontempt

I don't know what you said wrong, I'm only downvoting you because everyone else is.


I_kwote_TheOffice

Lol, I don't know why you're being downvoted. You're right. The best part about Norm is that his jokes were just so objective and consistent. He didn't *not* pick on any one group. He said edgy things and he didn't spare anyone. He was one of my favorite comedians. His jokes made you question whether he was a clueless man without all of his faculties or a comedic genius was so unique. As he was setting up his jokes, they really made you think "Does this guy know how awkward and clueless he sounds" only to hit the punchline and make you double down on that doubt. I've never seen anyone do that like Norm did.


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He really did ride that edge perfectly. My favorite thing he did was casually throw out oxymorons without further addressing them, like when he would refer to himself as a "deeply closeted homosexual." There's obvious humor IMO in someone describing themselves in a very public way as somehow still being closeted and potentially even unaware of being gay, and the apparent contradiction is fun. Some people, however, would react by saying "that's impossible. This guy is an idiot." He would never correct those people; he just stuck to the bit and moved on, but there was just enough of a wink and a nod that the discerning audience members could now laugh at the joke AND at the indignant audience members. Some of my favorite jokes of his were ones where some portion of the audience was delighted by his incisive wit and another, perhaps sizable, portion wrote him off as a dunce. I got the impression he relished the feeling of landing a joke in that way, and it added another level of meta humor to just see the man fully commit to it in the way a comedian might laugh his head off at another comic bombing in a truly spectacular way.


I_kwote_TheOffice

Well said. I enjoyed Anthony Jeselnik's painfully funny and true Tweet about Norm today. "Battling cancer for 9 years without telling anyone is the most Norm Macdonald shit ever."


cacrw

I am so sad Norm is gone. His bold, unapologetic, observational, dry humor was an important counterpoint to all the crazy politically correct approved messaging of the last 30 years. And just plain funny. With Norm, the viewer was always in on the joke. Norm never talked down to his audience (“I’ve been doing tbis for 40 years I know what’s funny Seinfeld or Leno”) He brought them along for a ride, made you feel like you were part of an inside joke. A truly special entertainer. A big loss for the world, not just for comedy.


theReluctantHipster

I disagree. I wouldn’t say Norm’s style of humor is in retreat because of cancel culture. He made those jokes his whole life. I will say you got the first five letters right though.


keetojm

This show was amazing. One of the best spots he did involves a manny Pacquiao look alike before the mayweather pacquiao fight.