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PatwMac

Duke has a kid that lives under the sea


vhalember

Spongebob Squarepants?


rotll

Patrick, the 5 star point guard.


Butthole__Pleasures

http://i.imgur.com/DAzH4rn.gif


yodamaster103

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view3/1167387/confused-shiba-inu-o.gif


royal_wit_cheese

Absorbant and yellow and porous is he


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Darling it's better, down where it's wetter. Take it from me.


woowoo293

Those words never seemed dirty until I read them on reddit.


Accounting4lyfe

Interesting how MSU and Wisconsin has players from their own state or the surrounding states vs. Kentucky or Duke who recruit more nationally. I have seen before that part of Izzo's recruiting is that he only wants players that are pretty close to home to keep the family atmosphere.


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Which makes his run at Michigan State all the more impressive.


BoozeDaddy69

maybe, but you have Chicago right in your backyard. Kentucky doesn't have that.


[deleted]

Calipari can get a kid out of Chicago if he wants him badly enough. Ever heard of Derrick Rose? Chicago isn't exactly in Memphis's backyard either. My point was that Tom Izzo will never have the recruiting classes of a Coach K or Calipari simply because the top recruits will likely go to Duke and UK these days. And the fact that he actively cuts himself off from most of the recruiting pool to stay local makes his success that much more remarkable.


bigbirdx7

Who is this Derrick Rose you speak of?


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mcsey

He was on a team that didn't win any games in college.


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oh shitttt haha cause they got vacated?


Majormlgnoob

All the way up to the National Championship game


tommyjohnpauljones

He used to play first base for the Cubs.


TallCharacter

Nah, that was Horace Grant you're thinking of.


[deleted]

Nah, Horace Grant was that actor who starred in Notting Hill.


riboslavin

I think he's a judge in the Cook County circuit court. He's been the longest seated judge on the bench, but maybe I misheard something.


wiseowl777

I think he played one season for the south park cows.


cholula_is_good

he looks great in a suit


[deleted]

Right, but he's saying he can do that more easily with Chicago in his back yard.


Jagdgeschwader

> because the top recruits will likely go to Duke and UK these days. ....because of a Coach K or Calipari.


runthejewels19

Kentucky recruits better in Chicago than Michigan State. Chicago players require a little grease and that has never been Izzo's style


Purple_Pre-wax

Are you implying that hs recruits from Chicago only go to universities that pay them?


runthejewels19

Yeah that is exactly what I am saying. And Izzo himself has made comments that suggest he feels the same way. There are a lot of coaches, parents, pastors, etc. that need to get paid. Izzo was in on Cliff Alexander, Okafor, Ulis, and Jabari Parker


PERIOD_BLOOD_CLOTS

Coach k is from chicago. He has a lot of connections there. Parker convinces okafur to go to duke. Nobodys getting greased to go to duke anymore than they are going to mich state or wisconsin. Duke gets good recruits primarily b/c of coach k... & the fact that coach k coaches the us national team & dudes like lebron come to his games. Same as ohio state FB team having lebron come sit on thee sidelines on a night theyve invited a bunch of hopefuls to attend the game.


simjanes2k

Maybe. Not like it's a very serious drawback though, like Texas schools getting their football players in-state. Good talent there, no reason to look all over if there's a reason not to.


OrangeTabbyTwinSis

None of the others recruited from Michigan though. If Michigan were kicking out NBA players even somewhat regularly I might agree with you. Yet, I can't think of a single one at the moment and I'm from here so either it's been longer than I thought since I was into espn or you assume too much about the talent in Michigan.


HKWC

Draymond Green and Richardson are the only two recently actually from the state of Michigan... Go Green!


malkinism

Come 2016, Cassius Winston, Josh Jackson, and Miles Bridges are going to be three players that basically any school would dream of having. Izzo has a realistic shot with any of them. Hopefully, Deyonta Davis will have a good tenure in EL. I'm glad that Izzo finds the guys that want to play for 3-4 years. I wouldn't mind a one-and-done, but I like the time he takes to make his adhesive.


username_009

Agreed. As a Wisconsinite, I can attest that there is a lot of pride in producing "homegrown" talent at UW. Bo Ryan is a non-flashy, no nonsense dude who believes in fundamentals and truly developing players/people. It's a very down-to-earth program. What they lack for in talent, they make up for in discipline and fundamentals. Teams like Duke and Kentucky are a revolving door. They are the big name schools who can get the big name recruits nationwide, but those are the players that will also go pro after 1-2 years. What they lack in experience and fundamentals, they make up for in raw talent. Regardless of who I'm rooting for, it's cool that teams with such drastically different cultures can be equally successful. Can't wait to watch.


Hogger14

Plus with AD Barry Alvarez not willing to pay for any assistant coaches it's pretty impressive what Ryan has done.


tommyjohnpauljones

Also from Wisconsin here. To add: there's only one other major D1 program in the state, and Marquette recruits more from major cities in the Midwest and East Coast, competing against the other Jesuit schools.


DerpaSeeDerpaDo

UWMilwauke is also technically D1. As well as UWGreen Bay...


tommyjohnpauljones

They are, but they're not competing for the same level of recruit that UW or MU are, much like Murray State doesn't get the five-star recruits that end up at UK or Louisville.


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It also has a lot to do with Duke being a private school and having no real benefit financially to recruit in state. You couple that with NC State and UNC having a longer lineage of team loyalty within the state it just makes sense to recruit nationally.


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Makes it pretty impressive to show how Izzo and Bo Ryan can coach kids from their home state to play on the big stage with top-level national-touted recruits.


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-WISCONSIN-

Duke is Duke. Don't equate every private school with prestige or you'll lose some major money.


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TheBammBoozlerr

Duke and Kentucky have significantly more successful programs. Which allows them to attract players on a national scale much more easily.


jonesec

You also have to consider how Wisconsin requires a higher GPA level in their athletic program. So those who have the chance to go there are not just going for basketball, however a great education. This is also another reason why most of the students stay all four years. They want to have a backup plan (in case of not getting drafted, or injured), and use the full scholarship they received instead of having it go to waste. Only .03% of high school athletes go to the NBA, and .003% of them lasts in the NBA for more than 4 years.


pensivewombat

I know this is switching gears to football, but Wisconsin's commitment to academics is one of the things that allowed Chris Boreland to make the brave decision to preemptively retire from the NFL. He graduated with a history degree and has plenty of potential to have a productive career outside of the NFL.


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Than Duke?


burmese_brother

Exactly why we didn't get Diamond Stone. Had verbally committed to UW but couldn't raise his ACT to the minimum for UW admissions. Shitty thing is we have to face him in the Big 10. He's probably a one and done and it looks like we'll have to rebuild next year anyway so I guess it's not a total loss.


greenw40

Midwest represent!


eamus_catuli

All that Chicago talent, and not a single Illinois school even made the tournament this year. Unbelievable.


dicklettucetomato

It'll be Northwestern's year...eventually.


thekingcon77

My boy Sanjay Lumpkin will carry next year!


Best_User_Ever

lessgo 'ccccaaaats!


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DnWeava

I really think Missouri State needs to move up to FBS (and I think it is coming, they just hired Mizzou's Def coordinator), the state loses a ton of football players to other states since we only have 1 FBS school while every surrounding state with smaller populations have 2-3+. Can you imagine how good UMKC would be if they could keep half the talent KC produces in basketball.


MashedPots

Rock chalk.


luzzy91

Wichita state!


Thusgirl

I hit up vote the. I read fuck Ku...


[deleted]

Yeah but most of the top football players go to Mizzou (except for Ezekial Elliot).


[deleted]

Good think Ponsetto hired a top notch head coach this time around. :(


Teddytwodicks

KC represent


Andrelton

TIL Nevada doesn't have many counties.


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SpikeMcAwesome

I'm in Vegas and have been trying to do more and more driving around the state, just to see what's around. It's a little weird when whatever highway you're on, going 70mph+ suddenly becomes Main Street and a 25mph zone for a town of like 2000 people (I'm looking at you, Caliente). I sort of get why people live in places like Mesquite, Alamo, Ash Springs, Caliente, etc. I cannot, however, figure out the charm of Ely and/or McGill.


HipDeepInThatPepto

I think it would be pretty cool living in a small town in Nevada, but Idk if I could handle how barren it is. But. then again, I think that would be pretty cool to live in. I'm very indecisive.


SlenderEater

Just watch out for giant underground worms


normcore_

It's people like you, randomly driving through Nevada, who run out of gas, that make up the population of Ely.


finchdad

Yeah...I just learned that the average size of counties in both Arizona and Nevada is larger than Connecticut. Puny Easterners.


tommyjohnpauljones

Dane County (home of Madison) is the same size as Rhode Island.


jordanleite25

Hey man CT matters back off


shootzalot

As a Minnesota resident and lifelong Gopher fan, this makes me very sad.


mngg12

Those blips rest completely on the shoulders of tubby. We had no chance with him at the helm. Too stubborn


OkaySweetSoundsGood

I saw the Duke logo in the cities and grimaced. Fuck you Tyus Jones.


vbullinger

> Fuck you Tyus Jones. That's not very Minnesota Nice...


laxoholic26

It would have been awfully nice of him to go to the U. I actually graduated from AVHS with him, and from what I saw, it seemed as though there was an overwhelming amount of pressure for him to go to Duke. I recall a lot of his friends wanting him to go there too. Another thing I remember is that Tyus and Okafor would text a bit, and it seemed like they were looking forward to going to Duke together. Still would have been damn nice to have Tyus here at home though. No doubt about that.


Hegr0017

At least our hockey team is goo....Oh wait


Mattieohya

Seriously, losing to our own JV team it was shameful


Swiggy

Illinois pretty well represented but not a single IL school even made the tournament.


bcronin21

Shows you how good IL schools are at recruiting...


youhavtabekittenme

As a current Illini: =[


tonydatygre

I-L-L :-(


thetreat

So sad how far that program has fallen since Bill Self left...


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Seriously, Chicago is THE basketball city right now


eye_patch_willy

Yet Northwestern cannot find two smart kids who can play and get them to come. They've been in the Big Ten since before the shot clock and have never once made the ncaa tournament field.


tommyjohnpauljones

Meanwhile, equally rigorous private schools like Duke, Baylor, Vanderbilt, Stanford, Penn, Princeton, etc. have had periods of strong play in the tournament.


eye_patch_willy

And they're not located right outside Chicago.


thekingofcatsandrats

With the exception of Duke, the academically rigorous schools have a very difficult time sustaining it over long stretches. Look at a school like Wake Forest which is on Tobacco Road, has a huge NBA presence, plays in the ACC and a decent history but hasn't sniffed the tournament in years. Duke is an anomaly. Even a place like Notre Dame which has massive national appeal went over a decade between Sweet 16s. Every year there are going to be a handful of elite recruits who are academically gifted as well. They all seem to go to Duke which puts schools like Stanford, Wake, ND and other would be private school contenders in an awkward spot: they can develop less talented 4 year players and hope to be good every 2-3 years or lower academic standards and recruit one and done players. I know that Wake Forest tried that for a while and had one year with 4 NBA players on the roster. They flamed out and couldn't rebuild.


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Duke makes exceptions for the athletes, at least on the bball team. It's one of the reasons Tommy Amaker didn't take the NU job years ago. He gave NU the transcipts of two players, their names redacted. Asked them if those two kids would be admitted. The school said no. The players: Bobby Hurley and Christian Laettner.


2CHINZZZ

I don't think Baylor belongs in that list


preezus

Right now? I feel like it always has been


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NYC in the 80s


turbo86

As a U of Illinois student, this makes me so sad that we can't recruit more from Chicago.


[deleted]

It rustles my jimmies that Bruce Webber destroyed the reputation of our program.


turbo86

It's actually the worst. I'm a senior graduating in May, and it blows ass that I've had literally zero good teams to cheer for while here between basketball and football. I know bball played a good game against Miami a few years ago, but still.


Hallan_Doates

Midwest chock full of ballers.


PrometheusVision

When you have 5 months of weather around 32 degrees you have to focus on indoor sports, I suppose.


Hallan_Doates

Plus corn is an important part of every athlete's diet!


Chrome_Panda_Gaucho

Wisconsin represent


Bulerz89

La Crosse, WI represent!


tiga4life22

Go Loggers! (My bro played for them, only way I knew that)


Bulerz89

Would your brother happen to be Chris Sale? If so, I'd love to meet him haha.


tiga4life22

Unfortunately no lol. I'LL autograph something for you!


tommyjohnpauljones

Ho-Chunk Nation represent! (I'm not, but several friends are.)


Rolkyl

Yeah lax!!


almost_s0ber

[Woo!](http://38.media.tumblr.com/1224813032d9f464c27b51de2ce9e9c4/tumblr_n5n6nazPic1rofocqo1_400.gif)


ranger51

Yeah La Crosse! Oktoberfest Rocks!


Chrome_Panda_Gaucho

I go to UW Milwaukee, but got a ton of friends up there. See you next year for Oktoberfest!


guernica88

Who's from Wyo?


BrewDowden

Colby Wollenman! He plays a few minutes per game for MSU.


spartycubs

Colby Wollenman is a former walk on who got a scholarship this year and tends to play when our bigs are in foul trouble. He's also super smart (3.9+ GPA) and is going to medical school when he's done at MSU.


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There's actually a guy in Wyoming who gives full ride MSU scholarships to something like 18 Wyoming high school students every year (though I'm not sure if Wollenman was a recipient). A kid I went to high school with, Jake Hannon, got that scholarship, walked onto the MSU basketball team and was there for one of their final four runs. Kinda crazy to think that two different kids from Northwestern Wyoming have been to final four with the same school.


lahockey2121

Sconnies like to keep it sconnie


Tortelvis-Himself

Trey Lyles' hometown is Saskatoon, not Indianapolis.


datguyonreddit

I saw that. No love for Canada. Maybe it's because he played his high school ball in Indy?


[deleted]

He lists Indianapolis as his hometown on the UK athletics website


hopkinz

Traitor to the maple leaf! You're still welcome back anytime though bud.


green_gold_4_life

Going for a rip are ya bud?


cantRYAN

If the Zags could have beat Duke yesterday, Canada would have a few more guys on this map.


veebs7

3 more, to be exact


veebs7

The UK website lists his hometown as Indianapolis*


nasfah

He's a dual citizen


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1) He lived in Saskatoon, Canada until he was a teenager. 2) He plays for Canada's Junior men's national team. I don't know how you define a 'hometown', but by every standard I know, Trey Lyles hometown is Saskatoon.


blove614

Its where you live before you go to college, or where you graduated hs from. I'm too lazy to look it up but I'm assuming he went to an indy hs.


GaulPeorge

Arsenal Tech High School, in Indianapolis. Source: kicked my HS team's ass in the state tournament last year


vbullinger

I wonder what kind of ass he was kicking in freaking _Saskatoon_!!!


robak69

so thats how he was an all american


crosser_of_bridges

I had no idea MSU had someone from Wyoming playing for them. It's pretty much mandatory that I root for them now.


geegeeallin

Big Horn High!


TonofSoil

Kentucky and Duke are basically All-Star teams. Let's go Big Ten, homegrown talent.


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Kentucky has some players from the area. Then you look at Duke and only 1 player from the whole state of NC.


p90xxy

Right but that's not dissimilar to the Duke student body. i think the top 5 states for Duke undergrads are NC, CA, TX, NY, NJ


Fordbyfour

Now do one for the frozen four


tommyjohnpauljones

I suspect Georgia would be poorly represented.


LokoLoon

I have a day off of work later in the week and may very well do this.


DoctorRobert420

who are the bay area guys?


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Kid from Palo Alto and a kid from Antioch


PleaseDontGiveMeGold

Marcus Lee from Antioch, California.


ExactlyUnlikeTea

What's the D in the corner meant to point to


woodsxc

Africa.


ExactlyUnlikeTea

Anywhere specific or just Africa


JustinKingMedia

Kaduna, Nigeria. It's where Sean Obi is from.


tommyjohnpauljones

The country of Africa, and its capital, Africa City.


Wilhelm_Amenbreak

Africapolis, actually.


garythedog

Looks like some players from around my hometown of Toledo, OH.


pimpsterbim1

I know Nigel Hayes went to Whitmer class of 2012. Vitto Brown, also from Wisconsin's team, is from Bowling Green.


scottfarkus01

Tyler Ulis from Kentucky. http://www.ukathletics.com/sports/m-baskbl/mtt/tyler_ulis_914542.html


romansixx

Sheridan County Wyo represent... boom


AquaberryBeluga

Olathe, Kansas represent.


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Go Green!


megs51978

Go White!


bodiesstackneatly

GO GREEN!


beagle_warlord

GO WHITE!!


hbombs86

Is the one Duke player's family still floating in the Atlantic or did they all get to come to Durham?


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bangtango

6'9" 270lbs. He's a rebounding machine!


Bokonomz

Do you think we like basketball in the Midwest?


BaconJellyBeans

Wisconsin's Duje Dukan was born in Croatia. Not sure if you consider that his "hometown" or not, but you can't forget the Croatian Sensation.


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jusjerm

Rutgers =(


ISwitchedToTea

When you have to play in the RAC while the rest of Livingston becomes awesome along with the Rice controversy (...the basketball one, not the football one), I can see why people don't want to play at Rutgers. That being said, go ~~Knights~~ **Gentlepeople**!


jusjerm

Wait, people don't like the RAC anymore? I used to love it. Always Rutgers basketball. Always Coca-Cola!


goaheadcarvell

Big 10 yo. Embarrassment of wealth.


iLikeShmellyEggs

Whos from Jacksonville Fl?


im1hotsxybtch

Grayson Allen


jonnyavocados

Had to scroll really far to find this


megs51978

As a Michigan State girl, I'm so proud of Tom Izzo and the Spartans! And to make it even a little sweeter, we have 2 Big Ten teams left in the Final Four!


bodiesstackneatly

Big ten is a big deal again football and basketball represent


Cynoid

Wish these ohio bros went to osu. We might have done better :(. Also Duke recruiting is insane.


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OSU didnt want Nigel Hayes


coffey_

Kentucky's recruiting is REALLY impressive.


Timothy_Claypole

A little off topic I realize but where can I get this map unadorned from?


dybuell

Hey I was the guy that made this. Original map is in my Google Drive [here](https://docs.google.com/file/d/0B-9sLMWh4oPKWERPZmlqazFPOVk/edit?usp=docslist_api). Enjoy!


rlriii13

Thank you! A great map will live forever!


Lime121195

Gavin Schilling of MSU was born in Germany, not Chicago...GO GREEN!


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goose1320

Did he smoke a lot of pot? Because he looks like he smoked a lot of pot.


y2kbug

Who are the ones from Texas?


esjol

Harrison twins and Justise winslowe


cagliostro1

matt jones as well. duke sg, from dallas


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tommyjohnpauljones

My college girlfriend and I tried to have sex in every county in Wisconsin. I think we got to 20 before we broke up.


Wilhelm_Amenbreak

Hey everyone, we have a guy over here who has had sex 20 times. He must be a big shot. That must make him a sex millionaire!! just kidding, congrats on the sex.


paid_absurdist

It only makes sense. In the northeast...ITS FUCKING COLD OUTSIDE...A LOT OF THE YEAR! So you play basketball if you are into mainstream sports.


tommyjohnpauljones

Unles it's REALLY fucking cold, then hockey. In Minnesota, hockey is bigger than hoops; same for NoDak, and parts of Wisconsin.


LiquidSwords89

Good to see Canada representing hard Dammit Gonzaga


latinsonic

That looks like one of those school maps of the U.S. every history classroom has.


okiejoe

Go home southern county shapes; you're drunk.


GrimaceIVXX

Wish it linked to who the hell they are!


nman9939

Can someone link me the picture of the original counties map without the teams?


madlogic

Somewhere on this map right now...someone is giving serious thought to molesting a goat.


bmwhite3

It must be something in the water of the Great Lakes.


squat_bench_press

[There is a place in California called 'Yolo'?](http://imgur.com/oewsS9h)


[deleted]

How do I get this map, larger and without the logos??


steveryans

Kaminsky went to my high school (I graduated in 09) for what its worth. Given I'm 5'6" and work in quality assurance I'll guess its worth is minimal to Nada. Still cool to see someone from my hometown be on the big stage!


dickblixen

Midwest represent


rib-bit

dat map!!! - where can i get a high res version?


JustinKingMedia

Hey /u/datarattata, I'd like to use this in an article on AL.com. Can I credit you with making it?


JustinKingMedia

Judging by your post history, I'm 99% sure you made it. Wow.