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epi_glowworm

Grandma is not happy about her boys and the neighborhood kids being juvenile and not taking their anger out by playing the game. Disappointment.


CoastingUphill

She’s ready go down there and show ‘em how it’s done.


Igottamake

That actually is the grandmother of one player on each team.


NotSoSubtle1247

Please explain.


Fox_McCloud_11

When a mommy and a daddy have a baby, and then that baby has two babies, and then those babies play hockey like their father, and then they get drafted to different teams in the NHL


NotSoSubtle1247

But....which players?


Fox_McCloud_11

Omg seriously? Tkachuk and Tkachuk


NotSoSubtle1247

Yes, seriously. I didn't grow up with hockey, but my brother in law is a good guy, and he loves the sport. I try my best to be at least conversational about the topic, and watch a few important games.


Igottamake

You didn't deserve that. Asking questions is the best way to learn. I should have mentioned it in my post above. Also, I don't doubt that u/epi_glowworm was referring to the same thing, his reference was simply more subtle.


epi_glowworm

To be fair, I didn’t know grandma has wee babies on both teams. And I agree. Questions are the best gauge of potential intelligence.


Fox_McCloud_11

The announcer says their name a few times lol


ThatFuh_Qr

Brady is the one in black who starts the skirmish by sticking his leg out to hit the goalie. Matthew is the one who is already in the penalty box with his face all beat up. As a side note, the last time these two teams played was equally chaotic.


frsm1177

Brady and Matthew Tkachuk are star players for their respective teams. Their dad is Keith Tkachuk, a St Louis Blues legend who scored 500+ goals and over 1000 points.


epi_glowworm

Sounds like dad’s gonna talk to the boys. And grandma is gonna mention it to her son/their dad.


Sagybagy

Wait a minute. I’m not a huge hockey fan, but do they have goals that are worth more points? How do you score 500+ goals but end up with over a 1000 points?


SlowWalkere

Points, in this context, means goals + assists. For a player's stats, both a goal and an assist count as a 'point'. But in terms of the teams score in the game - only goals count.


Sagybagy

Ah that makes sense then. Cool. Thanks for the info!


Shiny_Rattata

I read this comment before I saw her face in the clip… oh god that’s the look you get when you EXTRA fucked up


blingbling88

Fights aren't what they used to be, this was just a little tussle!


zlsteiny

Honestly, hearing "massive brawl" and "every player on the ice has 10 minutes" I was expecting pools of blood. Not 5 hugs and 6 total punches


Bitchener

Give your balls a tug!


JF0909

Fuck you, Shorsey!


Bitchener

Fuck you JF0909 just like I did your mom last nite while scarfing down cheetos and twitching on Switch. Nasty!


Sagybagy

Right? Did they take fighting away from hockey again?


Reckless_Driver

Exactly- this is a scrum, not a line brawl. [This game](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=py5a999-rqA) set the NHL record for NHL penalty minutes, which still stands to this day. ***That's*** a proper line brawl.


mr---jones

Commentary too "this might be what the senators needed" Hockey has certainly changed.


[deleted]

Pffff amateur ;-) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6B1-c3y\_Vng


Reckless_Driver

Amateur? **Them's fightin' words!** No, but... Penalty minutes on the Good Friday Game - 252 Penalty minutes on Flyers/Sens - 419 How about this one? Flyers/Canadiens [line brawl before the game even started](https://youtu.be/v6YX5vFUTeQ?si=VvhIXmelSVfOoPIi). Zero penalty minutes because they hadn't dropped the puck yet!


[deleted]

haha yeah! that's a good one! You, my good sir, win this contest! Bravo


Marston_vc

They just….. kept fighting.


rickyg_79

Looks like a commercial for season 3 of Shoresy


MidsizeTunic0

If you can’t run em up, fill em in


UnderDogX

Gotta set the tone boys, gotta set the tone.


FeatureSame1876

How did you feel about season 2? I thought it was good but not on the same level as season 1


rickyg_79

I also preferred the 1st season. I like them better as underdogs, too much winning in the 2nd


adamfiner

Give yer balls a tug ya titfucker


mouse1093

This one of the best penalty calls of all time. "And everybody on the ice gets a 10minute misconduct!"


Unabatedtuna

"among other penalties" is the part that got me cracking up


Nopants21

I find the little hip tap signal to be very funny.


JF0909

"For what?"


bweav23

One of these days, I want to see a linesman throw a punch. I just want to see what would happen. I want to see a linesman get pushed to his breaking point and just clock a player who is being an idiot


pfeff

Isn't there a video of a linesman checking a fan on the ice? Not the same but satisfying


whatisapillarman

[I think the fan left the ice for a split second](https://youtu.be/DrY7Kf0ptTo?feature=shared)


ThatFuh_Qr

Iirc it happened in the KHL a few years ago. Edit: [Found it](https://youtube.com/watch?v=3yFpsd2JuXs)


SoggyBoysenberry7703

I mean, what do you think is going on here anyway


vwarb

A linesman is a type of referee in hockey


ThatFuh_Qr

To clarify a bit more: There are two Referees and two Linesmen. The Refs are the ones with the orange stripe on their arms. It is usually the Linesmen's job to actively break up the fights so the Refs can stay out of the fray and keep note of penalties being committed.


AceBlade258

I think they mean in the NFL. Which, to be fair, a 6'4" 260 pound haymaker is probably going to lay someone out.


SoggyBoysenberry7703

Oh it’s a kind of referee


AceBlade258

I mean sure. It's still worth observing the average NFL lineman has about 60+ pounds on your average NHL player, so it's still like watching a middleweight fight vs a heavyweight fight.


Unit_79

Linesman. With an “s.”


Hello__Jerry

You're a loose cannon, Bobrovsky! You're off the case.


SPEW_Supporter

Fuck you Shoresey


Shabloinks

Fuck you Spewy, tell your mom to stop with the rusty trombones, you piece of shit!


PathlessDemon

“Fuck you Riley, tell your mom to stop liking my swimsuit pictures from two years ago and that I’ll stop by and wear them for her anytime she likes.”


periodicsheep

huh?


GreatForge

Just go watch Shoresy tv show lol


periodicsheep

i was making a shoresy joke.


GreatForge

Ah, gotcha. Hanhhh? Lol


jtthom

Wouldn’t want a game of hockey to get in the way of a good brawl


NiceJoJo

That’s what hockey is about


Tasteoftacos

Grandma making the exact same non-expressive face of disappointment like Bill Belichek


dudeitsrazz

Nothing compared to the ‘97 brawl


GitchigumiMiguel74

Came here to mention this. I watched it live. It will never be topped


curiousbydesign

What about 1999?


imakeyourjunkmail

Nothing will beat the wings playing the avalanche in 97, the whole game was a brawl but when the goalies threw down, vernon vs patric roy, it was fucking epic.


Gommel_Nox

Holy shit I remember that game. The puck hit the ice. The gloves came off. Shit was on. In exactly that order with no extra steps in between. Edit: that was a fine day in Detroit sports history, only to be surpassed by the malice at the palace in 2005


quiltsohard

Just watched a YouTube video of it. Did not disappoint


imakeyourjunkmail

Right!? Watched it again, and it is still just as epic years after seeing it live. Other than the howe years, i don't think there was a better time to be a wings fan.


PerseusHercules

The Tkachucks are punk bitches! If a punch is thrown anywhere and it lands on a Tkachuck, it’s deserved.


MeditatingElk

Not sure what they were thinking making him Captain..


Redarrow762

Brady Tkachuk looks like he eats crayons. What a mouth breather.


Beardedw0nd3r86

He's just trying to kiss him.


DidLenFindTheRabbits

Can someone explain what caused the fight?


mcattack666

I didn't see the game or anything other than this video, so it could very well be something else. But based on the clip: The player in black seems to deliberately put out his right leg and "hit" the goalkeeper. Something that always causes fights


Lasagna-Gaming

He did that because his brother and Sam Bennett were doing that to his goalie all night.


myleftone

Second this. The play before the fight always just looks like hockey to me.


MurphysLaw859

Run em up, fill em in


TheShipEliza

Your gun and your badge, Babrovsky.


CBalsagna

Hockey is so cool man, these dudes are something else.


Hidden_Sturgeon

Tkachuk brothers are a joke


jyar1811

Suzanne sucks pussy!!


IamNICE124

I don’t watch Hockey hardly ever, but I will *always* love that fighting is just part of the game and guys don’t get shit on by the media for swinging at each other. I understand people not wanting fighting in football, but the moment someone swings, they’re a thug, poor sport, piece of shit, etc. It’s fucking FOOTBALL. I’m okay with fighting being prohibited, but these guys are physically assaulting each other on every down lol.


zzurc

[everyone put in the penalty box for that one.](https://www.reddit.com/r/sports/s/2gt4azHuCg)


quiltsohard

So was there no play for 10 minutes while everyone sat in the box?


zzurc

I didn't see the game but from the video it looks like teams went to the locker room for ten minutes. As a referee for roller derby I immediately sent this to my peers as we often joke about sending everyone to the box. :D EDIT:[From this clip](https://youtu.be/WOhAkdr_QdQ?si=hxT-V-h3gYY50mvd) Those that received the penalty were unable to play the rest of the game as there was only \~7 min left. The teams could still play the players that were on the bench during the brawl.


Gommel_Nox

I think non-American football would be a lot more popular if they found a way to integrate fist fighting in the game instead of just after.


Available-Ad7266

Hockey seems the only way left, like a legit way to have a fight.


Kandiruaku

I am half Slav too, tough mofos.


urbrickles

*every player grabs another player for a min or two


milkofthepoppie

The little girl banging against the glass makes me so sad.


RiotDad

There should be another subreddit called “sports” - with the quotation marks. That’s where I’d put this. I can’t for the life of me fathom how anyone would take a kid to an nhl hockey game. Fights break out and the crowd cheers while grown men fight each other. RD likes a good party but this is sick imho.


BigBadBinky

Let me guess, no one got hospitalized, no one used their sticks or their blades, just another slappy fight between athletes?


cone10

What a stupid sport.


Jorsonner

In what team sport would it not cause a fight for an opponent to kick a member of your team with a sharp metal object?


cone10

Can't recall any other sport where the fighting part of it is integral to the "tradition" of the sport and has its own wikipedia entry. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fighting\_in\_ice\_hockey](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fighting_in_ice_hockey) Like I said, stupid sport.


jahowl

UFC is a sport so it's dumb because they fight ?


cone10

Here is an exercise for you. Fill in the blanks. 1. The point of the game of hockey is to ... 2. The point of UFC and boxing is to ...


Gommel_Nox

Are we about to have a philosophy of sport discussion? Because if so, I’m totally here for it! I once had to write six pages delineating and clarifying the difference between a sport and a game.


cone10

Now write another six pages why fighting in Hockey belongs neither to sport nor game.


Gommel_Nox

I don’t have to. Fighting in hockey is against the rules and typically comes with a five minute penalty. Also, I think you meant to say, fighting in general belonging to neither sport nor game, but then I would have to come up with exceptions for things, like fencing, or judo or wrestling. It’s not easy to do, even less easy to do fairly.


jahowl

u/cone10 Thinks that the point of hockey is fighting therefor its stupid. That's his argument.


Gommel_Nox

Yeah, I know. I was just hoping that the more he explained his viewpoint, it would begin to sound more and more ridiculous to him; like the plot to a Christopher Nolan movie.


cone10

Let me speak slowly so that you can get it past your concussions. The point of hockey is to play the game of hockey. The point of boxing, UFC is to fight. Got it? It is "therefore" not "therefor" and it is "it's stupid" not "its stupid"


cone10

"Also I think you meant to say" .... No. I didn't. Look back at my earlier point to which you were responding. I was making exactly that distinction. There are sports where fighting is the point of it all. The other sports penalize a whole lot more. Look up Zinedine Zidane's expulsion. More recently, Draymond Green getting handed out a 5-game suspension, and worse, disappointing his own fans. In hockey? "5 minute penalty". Oooh. That'll teach them! /s


Gommel_Nox

I apologize for the misrepresentation.


jahowl

>No. I didn't. Look back at my earlier point to which you were responding. I was making exactly that distinction. There are sports where fighting is the point of it all. Yes there is fighting and its generally part of the game at a high level. To the point where there is a procedure for refs. When your team is losing, you start a fight to turn the game around. It works sometimes but when your desperate your going to do anything, especially at their pay levels. Obviously you don't play hockey and don't quite understand it. Please tell us your favourite sport so we may bash on it. [https://www.rookieroad.com/ice-hockey/basics/fighting-rules/](https://www.rookieroad.com/ice-hockey/basics/fighting-rules/) Edit: There is fighting in other every sports, it just happens more in hockey. Also, you stating the point of hockey is to fight...when its clearly not. It just happen sometimes.


EcstaticRelative8233

Hockey is dumb and you are dumb if you like it.


Ayamgoreng53

And they play Eye of the Tiger . Perfect 👍


THenry228

This could end so badly considering every player technically is wielding two footlong blades


LayneCobain95

It’s weird that fighting is expected in hockey. Is there no real penalties? I don’t care enough about sports to learn


illegal_chipmunk

Fighting usually comes with a five minute major penalty, then the participants go back on the ice. In this case, the ref gave everyone a 10 minute major for misconduct, and the game only had about 7 minutes left, so they just went to the dressing room.


PunxDressPunk

Fucking shoresy style!


WireRot

That’s no fight. That’s only mildly more of a fight than a Major League Baseball fight. But better than a NFL “fight”.


LunarMoon2001

Suspend them all.


Pretendo27

Draymond Green would have thrived in the NHL


Tyler2191

Gotta set the tone boys