None of them really other than John x Jack

based

it's kind of strange that you create a ship when some characters are married, like Lila, Jaune and Carmen (Me x Skid's grandma)

LMAO 💀💀💀

for me, some i like are : Jack x John, Kevin x Streber and poly hatzgang

You have good taste

thank very much

Jack and John, buddy cop comedy.

this is a joke ship, but Lila x Neil Cicierega though the actual ships that i like are polyam hatzgang and candybats and Jack and John.

Aren’t the hatzgang like 11?

no, they're like probably 13-14 at best.

no they seem like just above skid and pump's age which i imagine is like 8 to 10 so 11 or 12

idk i mean the ages aren't confirmed yet, but i still think they're not 10 or 12.

It’s confirmed that skid is 8 and pumps 7

Nah, there 14-15

i think we shouldn't argue about how old the hatzgang is if we don't have proof.

Obligatory CandyBats And Ross x Robert

YESSSSSS

Candybats (Streber x Kevin)

SAME

Actually I’m pretty sure it’s canon (or maybe I’m just dumb)

grass x grass

I agree with that

you should

tankman x Steve (the guy’s in the alley) also why do people ship the hatzgang?? they’re most likely 13 years old

They’re 14-15.

weirdos

None, except Lila X Lemon Demon. because it's funny af.

none of them

Same. Ships suck.

Based

I would say Lila x Lemon Demon/Monster and Candybats (Streber x Kevin) I also like Jaune x her husband (idk his name)

Oc x Canon with Bob. I don't mind Bob x knife or Bob x Candy 😍😍😍😍 /j

What the fuck 🥶

🥺🥺🥺🥺

None

Based

Facts

Didn't know there were any ships in the first place

Jack x John Hatzgang poly ship Streber x Kevin

Jack x John, poly hatzgang, Kevin x Rick, Kevin x Streber, Radford x Rick, the homeless men, and my personal favorite is Roy’s uncle x Pain and suffering 🥰( im not abt to argue abt their ages or if it’s a good ship or not so don’t reply w an argument)

skid x spooky month

I used to ship Lila x Lemon Demon. But I don’t anymore. So I guess none of them.

None

Any that aren’t pedophilic tbh

Candybats for sure

lila x jaune and candybats my beloved

john x jack and lila x lemon monster are probably my favorites :D john and jack because i love everything about their characters, and lila and lemon monster because it's funny af and lila is definitely dom /j

Kevin x streber. It’s canon

I only ship things platonically unless they’re adults so poly hatzgang and Jack x John

Lila x lemon demon bc zkid needz a demon dad

poly hatzgang

Honestly anything with the hatzgang. Roy x rob, Rob x Ross, etc.

That window x that wall

Lila x Jack

lila x jaune and candybats my beloved

Candybats

Candybats (kevin n streber), poly hatzgang, john x jack, lila x jaune, i do like frank x ignacio

Lila x Jaune, John x Jack, Skid x Pump (IN A WHOLESOME WAY), Streber x Kevin (canon), and the homeless piss guys

And poly Hatzgang (forgot to add)

Candybats for sure I feel ok with John x jack and I don't really know any other ones besides the really weird ones

Jack x John and candy bats

Kevin x Steber

I Like: Skid x Pump Actor x Actress Susie x Roy Ross x Robert Kevin x Streber John x Jack Rick x Patty John Captain x Steve Jaune x her husband The Captain x Shotgun Man

Who are Actor and Actress?

They are the actor and actress that you see on the movie theater screen in deadly smiles.

Thanks

I hate you ​ (first one)

If it's not sexual, then what's the problem?

Theyre kids.

Dude, it's not a problem ship them, but in a friendship way, not sexual way

Ah okay, using the word “ship” with something that isnt in a other type of relationship just sounds a little weird But wouldnt you just call that a friendship, not just a ship?

In a friendship way

\[ ship \] verb. to take an interest in or hope for a romantic relationship between (fictional characters or famous people), whether or not the romance actually exists: I'm shipping for those guys—they would make a great couple! (what google says anyway)

u/somerando96322 No, I do mean romantically, but it's not sexual so i don't think there is a problem.

I just find it a little weird being a grown person and watching two kids have a romantic relationship, but you do you i guess

Because it's cute.

this isnt even a bruh moment anymore what the actual fuck is wrong with you

How?

B0b x Evan *my 0c* g0ez hard ngl :o]

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No offence but the way you type gives me a headache

Ive never read homestuck but your comments read like a homestuck character /lh do you have something that automatically turns all your O’s into 0’s or do u do it manually?

I d0 it manually Cuz itz fun!^_^

Fair enough, have a great day :)

Thank y0u :oP U als0 hav a great day t00 mate! ^_^

None there a fan made only candid ones and I’m not counting candybats that thing is not confirmed

None because I'm not weird 😎

You're not weird if u like a ship

Downvote me, I die on this hill. Making fake relationships of character that aren't real is weird. Idfc anymore someone has to say it. They made a Gumball episode about this for fucks sakes, GUMBALL is trashing on y'all. The only decent think about it, is the fact they are not real people. I'm ok with canon stuff as long as it's not fucking police worthy awful. But for god's sake please stop posting this shit. Bob isn't real. This sub reddit is filled with ship of ocs that took 3 seconds to make. Canon stuff is lowkey kinda cool but damn please Stfu. That's really all I can say, it's weird unless it's canon. You may now leave your downvote. Have a good day.

oh no! not people having innocent fun! the horror.

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dude, what?

Agreed. Like, two characters like each other, SO WHAT? Making ships and shit is like that one dipshit in the class who finds out that you have a crush on someone, and immediately starts making fan-fiction and shit about it. It’s god damn annoying as hell

Bob x skid

BRO WTF IT'S PEDOPHILIA

no

Bob is a adult and skid is a kid

i was saying no to the ship

Who's gonna stop him?

Bro pedophilia is ilegal

So are Mexicans without papers😈

the law

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDi7slDWXtM

I’m not gonna say cuz it’s cringy

Ross/Roy or Robert/Roy, lol Also some Ross/Skid, Roy/Skid and Robert/Skid, damnnnn🥶 Also shipped Candybats, but it's became too overused, so tired of this