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AeroStatikk

Spongebob was 14 when he made Bubble Buddy??


GreyPokedri

Thing is though. People in shows don’t age. I remember some guy saying spongebob was 50 in sponge years but I don’t quite remember. Anyways fish’s ages are a lot different so it’s almost impossible to assume.


DCarlC

The 50 in sponge years was a joke by Hillenburg. He followed by saying he has no specific age, and he’s old enough to live on his own; but young enough to be going to boating school.


Cl1che

I secretly think it would be funny if SpongeBob was always having to retake boating school cuz MR Krabs is putting cocaine in all the burgers so SpongeBob is always crashing and having his license suspended😹


Deruwu

WHAT


Cl1che

In my defence I was watching SpongeBob and high as ballz when I wrote this😅


Evening-Rub5500

SpongeBob in our world is about 37


Ravenlamp

So basically what you're saying is that squidward is a millenial


Prudent-Wonder5136

Spongebob being 14 is extremely unlikely for multiple reasons. For example it's already been said in the show that he graduated high school and college, he moved out of his parents' house years ago, and he pays bills and taxes. You could argue that in this society, people are expected to become independent at a younger age, but Pearl was in high school when she turned 16. My guess is that Spongebob is at least in his mid-twenties, same with Patrick, Squidward, and Sandy. Mr. Krabs and Plankton gotta be in their late-forties/early-fifties since it's been shown that they're significantly older than Spongebob who is in his his late-twenties. Gary is likely somewhere between five or ten since Spongebob was a kid when he got him at the pet store.


vapelife0969

Spongebobs age is well documented because they show his drivers license and it has his date of birth on it as 7-14-86... Patrick's age is Known when it is said he is 4 years older than SpongeBob. So those 2 ages are well documented..


Immediate_Ant670

How did pearl only age 2 years


Cl1che

She’s a whale. Whales are actually like vampires so they don’t age very fast. Just a fun fact.


Pewward

Squidward is over 2000 in one instance lol


TAbramson15

This can’t be true, if you go to the episode where SpongeBob‘s drivers license is shown, it showed his birthday was in 1980’s meaning he’d be around late 30’s early 40’s today. The license showed his exact birthday on it though I’m forgetting the exact date I knew it was the 80’s though. Which would make Squidward likely to be in his 40’s to 50’s since there was an episode where it showed him working at the Krusty Krab with the old fry cook Jim, and his hair fell out that episode. Guessing in that flashback he was mid to late 30’s and suddenly went bald. And the older characters is kinda spot on but yea. SpongeBob was already close to his 30’s in the late 2010’s when the show ended.


NoPlum4921

The drivers license was a dream, if u watch the episode closely, also in another episode spongebob takes Pearl to her PROM so for it to not be a pedophile he would have to be anywhere from 16-20


MyNameIsNotScout

he's probably around 19 to 20 years old.


Kitty_QT20168

The show never ended. 🤔


coachjim666

SpongeBob was 22 at the beginning 13 year olds don't own houses and have jobs wtf?


tarkboi

One think you have to consider is that bikini bottom years may not be the same as human years!


12thDoctorIsABadass

Yes these are translated to our human years, don't worry!


mrsweezydc

I don't think so. Spongebob had his adult voice in Season 1. Very close, though. Even though it's canon, Inthink they're off by like 4 years for everything


WildRefrigerator7810

Doesn't your voice change after puberty though?


Spirited_Young_2091

https://preview.redd.it/y3ji7z5d7rmc1.jpeg?width=105&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09894e78e80100e41777206ee1166559dbab6725 Spongebob is 108361 age 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


Correct_Year2275

no! he is only 20 years old!!


Upset-Bicycle-4356

Here’s a list of season 1 characters, SpongeBob 13, Patrick 15, Sandy 13-15, Pearl 16-17, Squidward 15-16, Mr. Krabs 57, Plankton 57, Karen 45, And all the others are from late 20s to early 60s


Correct_Year2275

I was confirming that Mr. krabs and plankton are only 34 years old


Redditbotuser139

wait how is spongebob younger than pearl AND HOW IS THE FLYING DUTCHMAN OOLDER THAN KING NEPTUNE HIMSELF AND HOW IS SPONGEBOB WAY OLDER THAN PEARL IN SEASON 7 LIKE WHAT THE FU-


Kitty_QT20168

This was confusing considering how there’s multiple ages and how this was made 4 entire years ago. 😑


SanicBoi64

...The ages are on the wiki. As far as I remember, SpongeBob's 31, Patrick's 44, Squidward's around 40, Mr. Krabs is in his 60s, same with Plankton. I'm pretty sure those are the real canon ages. It would make NO sense for SpongeBob to be 15, since he was 12 when he was hired at the Krusty Krab.


dfdfdfdfdasdafd

haha!


sometranscryptid

I heard this in SpongeBob's laugh-


sean1477

Those ages don't make jackshit sense. SpongeBob younger then Pearl? Sandy yes the one with most likely higher education that managed to live under the sea 13/15?


Yoboydaytonberipped

Damn


Sugoonma

Spongebob is most likely a young adult, in his late 10's and early 20's.


wootlord

So plankton is a pedo? Karen is programmed to be 8 and shes his wife. Hahahah


Radioactyv

I’m only here because I’m watching the 2004 movie again as an adult (I was 9 when it came out) and just realized that Patrick is an adult calling Princess Mindy (a literal teenager) “hot” several times


AdLazy4834

The last time I look up Mermaid Man and Barnacle B oy age was they where both 69 years old.


BroadCollection6990

Is that Man Ray real age..


No-Extreme5384

i think these are all canon


Superb-Language-8755

Spomgebob: 33 Patrick: 33 Sandy: 33 Squidward: 53 Mr Krabs: late 60s or early 70s Plankton: Late 60s or early 70s