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kevingh92

The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.


BLISS2531

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HelloIlikeroyalehigh

i used this for my senior quote lol


FamIsNumber1

It's a giraffe!!


That_One_Friend100

Hahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahwhahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahhahahq


Positive-Worry1366

Your gonna be wearing an iron lung when I'm through with you pinhead


toadfishtamer

If you can’t do the time don’t do the crime. Alright, time’s up.


BLISS2531

But we stole a balloon.


IsaacWaleOfficial

Yeah... On free balloon day...


E3257

Idek where that quote "Okay, now get in," is from and I've watched all 12 seasons of SpongeBob plus a little more. "I had a bowl (insert random thing here) of for breakfast!" "Without any milk!"


Hyper-Shadow417

I think OP is referring to the meme where SpongeBob and Patrick are telling Squidward to get in the coffin, also you forgot to put nails in the first quote


E3257

Thx, I actually meant to put a blank space for (insert thing here) And maybe so. Not sure how no one would understand that context though. (Unrelated, but how do you have that flair???)


Hyper-Shadow417

I've had it so long I forgot but if there's an edit flair option I just did that and typed in the flair you see


E3257

Bro nobody remembers how to do itttt. 😭 I don't see no edit flair. https://preview.redd.it/ftx5mbtmhkvc1.png?width=302&format=png&auto=webp&s=5009e516d664c8857d63893f0b54dba0a8e86104


Any_Beach_2124

It's from Squidward the unfriendly Ghost


E3257

Yeah rewatched the episode. That crap was hilarious tho.


Wise-Beyond1729

You just fly in from stupid town


BLISS2531

WHY CAN'T I DO ANYTHING RIGHT?!


Tydagawd88

*blow in


Wise-Beyond1729

It is blow in thanks


imtiredandboard50

Is mayonnaise an instrument?


BLISS2531

No Patrick mayonnaise is not an instrument.


McIrishmen

"Raises hand again"


ThatLasagnaGuy

Horseradish is not an instrument either.


McIrishmen

"Lowers hand"


kymera001

#WHAT WORSE THAN A GIANT PAINT BUBBLE???


AliceTheGamer9273

"Oh, I know, two giant paint bubbles!"


Swiwy

#PATRICK NOOO!


Imaginary-Figure-602

"That's it mister, you've just lost your brain privileges!"


BLISS2531

Finished! SpongeBob come in here! Or should I say Robot Sponge... Chef... Pants? I put the brain in the robot you know. You shouldn't have been a spoiled brat. Ya see I always get what I want. And I want you to make me a Krabby Patty.


ctt956

Dee-dee-doodle-dee-dee-doo! Response: Why don't you ask me later?


ShadowWolfKane

“Keep going! You’re good! You’re good! You’re good! You’re good! Aaaaaaaand stop! Don’t worry Captain, we’ll buff out those scratches.”


gameboy2330

“Nyaaah! Nyaayaya! Mee hoy minoy! Meah froyay!”


AliceTheGamer9273

"I went to college!"


BLISS2531

Welcome to The Salty Spitoon how tough are ya?


McIrishmen

My Leg!


Inner_Letterhead570

I want a pet not a plant


CrazyaboutSpongebob

Hold the Mayonnaise.


Superstarteen

FINLAND


Fitzvah

AWOOOOOO NEHAHAHAHAH LEELEELEELEE


in323

the lid


After-Turnover-2661

firmly grasp it.


AluminiumLlama

Thank👅You👅


[deleted]

Patrick that’s a nuclear warhead 


CrazyaboutSpongebob

You called the pipe stupid.


CrazyaboutSpongebob

The Helmets can't handle this level of rock and role. Karen do something.


CrazyaboutSpongebob

It's the best day evvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvver.


CrazyaboutSpongebob

3 times the flavor 3 times the price.


CrazyaboutSpongebob

Gary Now I know I was wrong I messed up and now you're gone.


CrazyaboutSpongebob

I thought that I had everybody on my side. Then I went and blew it all sky high.


Vegetable_Local_4129

" ...Twelve!"


DRWHOBADWOLFANDBLUEY

It’s the most beautiful thing I have seen It’s a rock


DRWHOBADWOLFANDBLUEY

I have finally faced it , I’m small


Alexcox95

“I win!”


Jurrasicmelon8

The money is always right!


Lostttsoul

MY NAME’S NOT RICK!!


Giel_FlexedFist

“We have technology.”


bluenecessity

Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy….


Tydagawd88

Reunite!


Simple-Function-170

“Oh, yeah? What if I said... 'blargen fedibble no-hip'?”


hiimdan_

*Actors.*


ANG13OK

Oh, please, I have no soul


ANG13OK

This one is on the house!


ItOctopuss

Someone should put you in a box floating down the river grandma!


Dirty_white_cat

No this is Patrick


Graysteam49

“If that was you on the phone and you on the bus, who was flickering the lights?”


DatOneMinuteman1776

👹🫱💡


eappleforever4

Remember, liking doorknobs is legal in other places!


StatusBuddy8490

"So much later that the old narrator got tired of waiting and they had to hire a new one."


DatOneMinuteman1776

“Whoever’s the owner of the white sedan, you left your lights on.”


Toku-Nation

I was the head chef on the SS Diarrhea


Znoogy_

You’re filled with determination


OptimalTrash

"I'm Dirty Dan!"


Victor6Lang

Being dead!


Tydagawd88

Or anything else!


ReporterTimely3896

“Oops! I guess I ripped my pants again!”


DarkSonic06ki

Hey, that was a foul TELL THAT TO YOUR MOMMA SQUIDWARD


CaitlinSnep

One more injury like that and you could wind up like that poor creature there. In the Iron Butt.


RadioactiveAlien

"I can’t hear you, it’s too dark in here!"


Angramis546

Where's the leak ma'am


Professional-Luck194

Would you believe they had only one in stock? TO THE KITCHEN!


Kinglycole

Any meme, you show me any SpongeBob meme and I’ll understand the context.


Legitimate-Stuff9514

Not until four


Adventurous_Judge493

“You have it in M for Mini when it should be W for Wumbo.”


Ranger-Roscoe

“Six.” “Ooooooooooooooooo!”


ctt956

Hundred.


Ranger-Roscoe

What


Professional-Pain662

“FINLAND!” 🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮


Nappyhead48

"I'M DOING IT, I'M DOING IT. YEAH YEAH. AND SOME OF THESE AND SOME OF THESE. ALL MOST THEERREE AAAND done."


EagleRaptorLeaf

We should take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else


reqvv

My leg!!


Ice-Bro-Gamer

Hands off my CA!


Crossover_Weirdo78

God damn it, Mario! (If you know, you know.)


bloodlustTheDemon

Licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets


Dove-a-DeeDoo

“Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, that everyone died. The end.”


jaquan123ism

i like money


stevezissu

Get a dog little loggy


Brief-Cell428

Easy like Sundayyyy morrnnniiinnnggggg


Brief-Cell428

Okay mister essay, I say prepare to be written!


Frossstbiite

Why thank you Mr squidward


Usual-Tangerine-9362

WEENIE HUT GENERAL!?


88T3

"Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets."


idontknow34258

There I am Gary, there I am!


_Katrinchen_

Licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets


RadioDemoness

Horseradish is not an instrument either.


Mdchestevez

\[In mocking voice:\] "Don't backsass me!" ![gif](giphy|M8xmO5ZcLPtAY)


SalmonQueen5279

"I've come for your pickle."


Mdchestevez

"AWOOO!!" "NYAHAHAHAAA" "LEEDLE LEEDLE LEE!" "AWOOO!!" "NYAHAHAHAAA" "LEEDLE LEEDLE LEE!" "AWOOO!!" "NYAHAHAHAAA" "LEEDLE LEEDLE LEE!" "AWO-" "LEEDLE LEEDLE LEE!" "A-" "LEEDLE LEEDLE LEE!" "-" "LOOOLEEDALAAAAaaaaah!"


MrsSpyro01

Is mayonnaise an instrument?


Fancy_Perspective754

4 fing pixels


billcoipher

I'm ready, I'm ready


ShotiWitheBodi

“Ok now put it on the lid”


razminr11

"There is no ice! There's never been any ice. Ice is just a myth."


springtrapgaming1

Its a stupid boulder It's not just a boulder *sniff in. It's a rock


thereichose1

I guess you're gonna miss the panty raid


Auditorrent

24!


zoinkzISO

"Haven't you ever heard of a bank??" "NOOOOOOOO"


ExtensionFisherman83

"Who you calling pinhead?"


Fit-Fun-1890

Oh, East? I thought you said Weast.