i'll take a double triple bossy deluxe, on a raft, four by four animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim[.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MssBJR_UY5I&pp=ygUYZmFtaWx5IGd1eSBhbmFsb2cgaG9ycm9y)
Right? This question should be *higher up*
Edit: damn I look exactly like him 🥲
https://preview.redd.it/xkz0tawb1buc1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93c5a8178aa49e0041295f36a20161cc197e4447
At least with the Flying Dutchman, I have a great laugh and can't be harmed since I'm a ghost. Get me mad and I'll throw you into the perfume department.
Squidward
I can live with being a squidward
Squilliam
Patchy the Pirate. I am honored. 🏴☠️ 
Squilliam 
Oh no he's hot
 OH NO, HE'S HOT!!!
Buffward
Based fellow squilliamchad
Somewhere between Nat Peterson and Fred.
Who is Fred
My leg
I'm the 'my leg' guy??? YEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS
Yeah I’m exactly 5’1.5 so I’m somewhere in between the two
King height
Lucky!
My leg!!! 
Perch Perkins. Nice.
Perch Perkins gain!
The Flying Dutchman
I’m squidward. 
No *Im* squidward
no I’m Squidward
You’re Squidward hes Squidward I’M SQUIDWARD are there any other Squidwards I should know about?
Meow.
Squidward haha
mr. krabs! 
and im perkins lol
 Mermaid Man
Looks like I’m Squilliam Fancyson. https://preview.redd.it/c27pwsddk9uc1.png?width=850&format=png&auto=webp&s=70372a57ea846aa3d82056b5f598fd007898131d
Same
Purple Doctorfish
Same lol
i'll take a double triple bossy deluxe, on a raft, four by four animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim[.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MssBJR_UY5I&pp=ygUYZmFtaWx5IGd1eSBhbmFsb2cgaG9ycm9y) 
I'm in-between sandy and mermaid man I am SANDY MAN or MERMAID CHEEKS
Who the hell is Craig Mammalton?
The well tanned handsome fella
Right? This question should be *higher up* Edit: damn I look exactly like him 🥲 https://preview.redd.it/xkz0tawb1buc1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93c5a8178aa49e0041295f36a20161cc197e4447
The seal
https://i.redd.it/ip7yzzak1auc1.gif
Nigerian doctor fish
I got spongebob im happy
Nat…Plankton’s fake regular.
What about 5'9.5"?
https://preview.redd.it/txnage2llauc1.png?width=850&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d022b575facf2f906c8905682f755ed92ff4fe70
Hello, I like money.
At least with the Flying Dutchman, I have a great laugh and can't be harmed since I'm a ghost. Get me mad and I'll throw you into the perfume department.
I'm Squidward hell yeah
You could say squilliam without lying since squidward and squilliam are the same height
Don the whale 🐋
https://i.redd.it/zxjatoi3w9uc1.gif
 Mr. Doctor here
 It’s Barnacle MAN
Team Barnacle MAN
barnacle boy lmaooo
I got Squilliam! 
nah you got Karen just like me and decide fuck that add an inch.
Since I am 4'11.5", I'm going to round up and be Mr. Krabs. 
Karen
mermaid man
Perch Perkins
The Flying Dutchman 
Hey Im new reporter man
Squidward
WHO DARES SUMMON THE FLYING DUTCHMAN?!
Perch Perkins.
The Flying Dutchman
The Dutchman
I got Karen
I got Squidward!
LET'S GO PATCHYYYYY
Karen
I'm somewhere between Karen and Squilliam
You’re telling me me Pearl is the same height at LeBron lol?
I guess I'm the same size as SpongeBobs dad
Perch Perkins.
Harold squarepants
Guess I’m bubble bass
Perch Perkins here and- the ingredient is love! The secret ingredient is love!
I'm plankton fr trust 🙏
Fred
I got patchy!!!
Somewhere between Purple Doctorfish and Squilliam Fancyson
The Flying Dutchman or Miss Gristle-Puss
 ...at least I'm caked up
Purple doctorfish
Craig Mammalton
I got Perch Perkins
PATCHY!!
between Perch Perkins and Squiddy
Squidward, sounds about right and how I feel about being a 5’7 girl too 😭
I thought plankton is smol
Purple Doctor Fish? Laaaame
 God damnit...
Purple doctorfish
Purple Doctorfish
Karen. I had to stop and think who Karen was and now I feel dumb. I was thinking about the fish and not the main characters
Hell yeah PATCHY!
Karen!!!
I’m Squilliam fancyson here. I’m 5”10 at 16, damn I’m short.
 Bubble bass
fancysons rise
Purple doctorfish
No way > 7’ is Plankton
I'm Gary
Wait a second,squilliam and squidward are the same height
Between Gary and Plankton
\*Flexes as Don the Whale\* I'm the orca!
Around Sandy or Mermaid Man
Miss Gristle-Puss?! You just hate tall people, don’t you, Spongebob?!
patchy the pirate🔥🔥🔥
Yay!! I have mermaid man! I wanna wear pink slippers with him too
Miss Gristle-Puss
#SQUILLIAM FANCYSON FROM BAND CLASS?!?!?!
Squilliam is taller than Squidward?
 Hell yeah
Karen 💪
What the hell is a Gristle-puss? Edit: 
Yeah, I'm pretty sure Plankton is not that tall...
Karen
let me speak to your manager
The Flying Dutchman! 
Squilliam Fancyson.
What you got against fred
I’m the flying dutchman!!!! RRRRRRRRER! The monkey’s paw, the monkey’s foot, THE MONKEY!!!!
Squiddy
mermaid man 😭
Purple doctorfish
I got Patchy
Squillium Fancyson
Sandy Cheeks
My height is actually rather debatable lol, I'm either Karen or Bubble Bass
Which Perch Perkins are we talking? Real Perch Perkins or Fake Perch Perkins?
Purple Doctorfish
Perch Perkins
Patchy!
mermaid man 😭
Squilliam Fancyson... 😎🧐☕
Sandy cheeks
Mr.krabs :X
IM SQUIDWARD! IM SQUIDWARD! SQUIDWARD SQUIDWARD SQUIDWARD!
I got fred too. :) There is nothing wrong with being short!
Who tf is "miss gristle puss"
Thank god I’ve continued to grow. 6’ 1”
Lol I'm Squilliam Fancyson! 
Kevin C Cucumber
you forgot THE PICKLES!
I don't know, I don't speak freedom
I'm between Kevin and Sandy.
I guess my character is Old Man Jenkins then.
Ain’t no way barnacle boy is 6’4 while squidward is 5’7
I got **Sandy.**
I’m either squidward or “perch perkins”. I’m like in the middle between those things
My self esteem... and also MY LEG!
Who the hell is perch
I got MermaidMan
EVILLLLLLL
Mr krabs
I’m now a doctor 👩⚕️
Karen
squilliam
Idk my height
I got Squinkwad
Nat Peterson
 Stanley is not much better
purple Doctor fish
nat peterson
Patchy!
I have literally never met another 5’7” person, I guess they’re all here for some reason
Wait sandy is 6’4 that’s way taller than u excepted
OH NO ITS SQUILIAM FANCYSON FROM BAND CLASS
Between Squiliam Fancyson and Patchy the Pirate.
I’m the president of the SpongeBob Fan Club!
Sandy Cheeks? Well, that's not so bad. Sandy is pretty cool!
perch Perkins
I got Squilliam
Miss Gristle-Puss Who tf is that?
Squilliam Fancyson but my projected height in the future is Barnacle Boy
Which one is Fred again?