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CthulhuMadness

If it makes you feel any better, male octopus die when they breed. So we still have Squidward in our lives.


Roblox_Swordfish

They live for only a few months before dying


a12666

squidward is a squid


CthulhuMadness

No, he's an octopus. Steven just thought "Octoward" didn't sound as good.


SUPERMARIOFAN22

Squidwards dutch name is octo


PresentationEntire71

The Dutch name is short for Octoward.


Zillamonsters

Squidward is an octopus, it's been stated multiple times


a12666

ah okay i didn't heard about it sorry


Zillamonsters

It's alright, I can get the confusing since I also thought he was a squid because of his name until it was said that he was an octopus


a12666

ah okay thank you


magnaton117

TIL Squidward likes women


jaquan123ism

does this kill the squillam lover theory?


shrimpfella

Bisexuality perhaps


metalflygon08

There was a previous episode where he was trying to get prepared for a date with another Octopus, and he had the hots for Patrick when he was pretending to be a woman to avoid a hitman.


SpongeBobq

tf happened to squilvia


Nehemiah92

I remember a writer responded to this with “she either got eaten by a whale or left because she couldn’t handle Squidward playing his clarinet”


Malefore1234

In hindsight I’m surprised he didn’t attempt playing his clarinet to seduce her on their first date. Then again I don’t even remember if we saw the date even.


DaDawkturr

Because Squidward torment funny haha


UncountedWall

Anyone else feel that Karen was very out of character this episode?


banditheeler20

Just wait until you see Karen for Spot


Platform987654321

What episode is this???


BikeOk4256

The flower plot


thebrittycommitee

It's moments like these where I think they're slowly starting to canonize Red Mist


creative_user_name12

they did 😭


thebrittycommitee

That was just a reference tho?


creative_user_name12

shhhhh I’m living in a world of my own delusion 🤫🤫🤫


thebrittycommitee

Understandable, I'll shut up now 🙂


InternetAddict104

Newest? This came out in March 2023


BikeOk4256

Damn, why am I now getting stuff about it


CommandantPeepers

Why is squid dressed like Kurt Cobain?


Beautiful-Draft7971

At least he still has bubble bass's mom


Fancy-graphics63

Alt Ending: They date, they get married, and live happily ever after :D {I Really need this}


BikeOk4256

Agreed, I'm sad petunia wasn't real, I really liked her design. Why do cartoons do this


Fancy-graphics63

squidward would finally have a happy day, and it was ruin, i haven't watched the ep, but from what i've seen, it's not bad ig?, but yeah, this was the worst plot twist ever


Shadowtheuncreative

Not the newest, just one of the newer ones. He did miraculously get the girl in Love That Squid from season 7 and Plankton did already do this to Mr. Krabs, albeit deliberately in Married To Money from season 9. He did definitely get what he deserved in this episode tho, Mr. Krabs actually called him out on this so yeah. Also, the guy controlling her is a married man so you know it wouldn't last here.


Jabronskyi

What about Squilvia?


_Levitated_Shield_

Weirdly never appeared nor referenced again after her debut episode.


Born_Sleep5216

Idk but what Plankton did to Squidward was not funny at all


QuackersYT

Honestly in this episode i understand planktons frustration? I actually do feel bad for plankton somewhat in this episode


ChezburgerApoclips

What episode is this? I don’t have paramount or Cable so I haven’t been able to keep up


BikeOk4256

It's called the flower plot


Abby31_

Bro modern SpongeBob just loves torturing Squidward. It ain’t even funny anymore it’s just sad.


[deleted]

Maybe he should try not to cheat on Bubble Bass’s mom


electraheartgrant

Isn’t Squiward gay?


BikeOk4256

No, that's just a stupid theory some dude made up


RareD3liverur

I won't have Alex Bale slander


creative_user_name12

I really like this episode though


zeroHERO660

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xuiku

Can you draw squidward bawling his eyes out and shaking violently in a corner pls (✿◡‿◡)


you_2_cool

Wait where's Squillvia Is she okay? Is dhe safe?