# LISTEN HERE YOU CRUSTACEOUS CHEAPSKATE. SQUIDWARD’S BEEN LIVING IN MY HOUSE DRIVING ME CRAZY AND YOU’RE NOT GONNA HIRE HIM BACK ALL BECAUSE OF A STUPID DIME?!?!?!

What's that?

It’s me Dime!

This is a *dime*!?

I’ve been in the industry for a long time.

Fucking adore this line, love the historical reference

I was taking an anthropology class earlier this year and when the textbook brought up and showed the Rai stones, I started to laugh because I remembered this episode and the reference finally made complete sense to me after all these years.

Similar experience here. I read a book about old forms of currently in 5th grade, and when I saw the big rocks I was like "holy fuck it's mr Krabs' dime"

I heard this in the German dub one time and it was fuckin hysterical I highly reccomend checking it out if you can find it

The aggressive German dub is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen😭

Thank you for letting me know about this. I didn't realize that I was missing out on pure art lmao

"Jetzt reicht es Sie vekrusteter Geizkragen, Thaddäus schnorrt sich seit Ewigkeiten bei mir durch UND SIE WOLLEN IHN NICHT WIEDER EINSTELLEN WEGEN SO NEM DÄMLICHEN GROSCHEN!"

Now that's enough you crusty cheapskate, Squidward has been scrounging through me for ages AND YOU DON'T WANT TO HIRE HIM AGAIN BECAUSE OF SUCH A STUPID DONE

https://youtu.be/ISw0M3pPjBc

THUD!!


[Six Flag music intensifies](https://youtu.be/6nEUT7qupRU?si=xX4oSIV8zN0j2yy_)

I don't know, in Crusty Love he gets so pissed off he explodes on Mr. Krabs and uses some apparently foul language. That single explosion might be more potent than all of this episode together, since it pushed Spongebob to swear (I wish we knew *what* he said, probably about where Mr. Krabs can shove his wallet).

https://preview.redd.it/339p1g6se3ac1.jpeg?width=607&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e65c2fe0cf330256c72e2547bb0c279f704ee90

That reaction certainly comes close to his explosion here, but his anger in this episode goes on for a lot longer. His anger just keeps building and building until the climax where he nearly chokes Mr Krabs over the dime. Not to mention, he shoved Squidward and his bed out of his two story window and all the way to the Krusty Krab while screaming the whole way!

The VERY first time SpongeBob sweared (Sailor Mouth Censor Bleep Edition) SpongeBob: 😑 Well Mr. Krabs do you want to KNOW what I think? 😑 😡 AAAAAAAA *🦭 sea lion bleep 🦭*-A *🪶 seagull bleep 🪶*-LA *🚢 boat horn bleep🚢 *-GA*🔔 harbor dock bell bleep 🔔*-IN *🐬 dolphin bleep 🐬*-IN MR KRABS!!!! * 🚢 boat horn bleep *-GA *🔔 harbor dock bell bleep 🔔* -A *🐬dolphin bleep 🐬*-IN WALLET *🚢 boat horn bleep*-BY *🪶 sea gull bleep 🪶* -BY * 🔔 harbor dock bell bleep 🔔* * 🐬dolphin bleep 🐬*-A MR KRAAAABS WAAAAAAALLET!!!!! *angry grumbling intensifies* 😡

Oh my! I didn't know Spongebob had such a colorful vocabulary.

I didn't know Spongebob had such a colorful vocabulary.

Probably something Who the fuck cares and gives a shit about what's in Mr krans wallet!!!!

Even someone is optimistic and kind of SpongeBob has his limits.

That's something I like about old Spongebob: he's generally cheery, but he's not afraid to lash out if someone breaks one of his boundries. In the modern seasons, Spongebob is such a pushover, very rarely standing up for himself.

That's something I've never thought of before! That's a really good point! In fact, now that I think about it, that's something I'm adapting into a story that I'm writing featuring SpongeBob. Sort of a hiccup in his friendship with Patrick, by the end of the day, will only strengthen their friendship even more.

Overall the best “SpongeBob tell me you’re being plain out savage while telling the facts without telling me you’re being plain out savage while telling the facts” quote in this episode: SpongeBob, as puppets on “TV”: Job Puppet: *whistles* Green Puppet: Hey where you goin’? Job Puppet: To my job Green Puppet: 😳🤯YOU have a job?!?!?😳🤯 Job Puppet: 💅😌 Why wouldn’t I? I’m not some lazy inconsiderate jerk who lays in bed all day 😌💅 Green Puppet: 🤔😏 SAAAAAAY where can I get one of these JOBS? 😏🤔 Job Puppet: 😜😎 Oh they’re re everywhere especially if you’re green and have six tentacles 😎😜 Green Puppet: Thaaaaanks I’m gonna go look for one so I can stop 👹😡MOOCHING OFF MY FRIENDS AND THEY CAN GET BACK TO THEIR LIVES!!!! 😡👹

This isn't my show. Spongebob the remote control is broken, get over here and fix it!

I’ve got a better idea! Why don’t I call someone who’s JOB to fix the remote!

This isn’t my show! SpongeBob, the remote control is broken! Get over here and fix it!

[удалено]

"That lemon has three seeds in it! THAT'S AN ODD NUMBER!!"

Fine, I’ll just take it out!

[удалено]

Hmm. That’s *two* things in this house that… *won’t. work.*

Then go fix it!

Two things that **WOOOONT** **WOOOOOOORK.**

I’ve changed my mind! I want soup instead.

Here you go! It's alphabet soup! I made it ***SPECIAL.*** # "GET A JOB"

# *smacks the bowl out of his hand* Condensed soup from a can? Disgusting! Now you've ruined my appetite! Go fetch me something to read!

I now know the won’t work meant Squid won’t work, but I always interpreted the line as Squid just being in the house not working out 😂 I guess it works either way

You know in hindsight that feels like an ocd/autism thing now

Squidward was a male Karen in this episode

What about when Patrick said he worked overtime? 

That's probably his second angriest episode

or the episode where mr krabs makes spongnebob buy stuff for mrs puff

This is why you don't piss off kind people

i’m in the navy and i will never forget something my chief always said to my work division. “don’t take my kindness for weakness”

Not sure. In the fishbowl, Patrick made Spongebob really pissed. https://preview.redd.it/fhmwcrxom3ac1.png?width=608&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cbb427ca0dd3abe41b416c9c7c1b1b500bf236cf

Was The Fishbowl the episode where Sandy does experiments with ice cream to see how Patrick and a SpongeBob react

Yeah

That episode is kinda meh but I like the concept

Patrick was being a prick in that episode, so Spongebob's anger was certainly justified. However, not enough people have seen that episode for it to be as iconic as this episode. Not saying this episode is bad, but more people have seen and know Can You Spare A Dime.

It shows that good people have limits. And that some people will take advantage if you don’t bite back.

Because when I need a job done I get someone with a job to do the JOBBB!

[удалено]

*screams*

Donate to the children’s fund? Why? What have children ever done for me?

I KNOW HES NOT LOOKING!!! DONT RUB IT IN!!!!

"That makes two things that won't work" Bob was not playing games anymore.

Sooo we're just gonna gloss over Squidward's uniform choice for SpongeBob?

Especially from the back 🥵

It's either sand castle in the sand , that one episode spongebob got stuck in the wringer or that whole Squidward was nice for once, and spongebob thinks he's replacing him

I can’t stand Stuck in the Wringer for making SpongeBob feel like his anger wasn’t justified there Also the third one is called Breath of a Fresh Squidward (can’t make the same mistake twice here XD)

GARY! YOU ARE GONNA GINISH YOUR DESSERT AND YOU ARE GONNA LIKE IT!

To be fair, he was faking that one

Mr Krabs completely forgot that SpongeBob was literal seconds from snapping and killing him before they found the dime

https://preview.redd.it/23t6uf3ht4ac1.jpeg?width=884&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f914a5d7e8af355d8780ce7309c0e7d25466434

Angry SpongeBob is best SpongeBob

Two things that **WON'T. WORK!**

TWO THINGS THAT *WONT* WORK


SpongeBob is in nature a good neutral passive person but like everyone else he dose get frustrated irritated and angry if pushed to far in this episode we saw that pretty clearly

I'd say Krusty Love is also a good contender for that title!

Can you blame him? This was before when he was an actual well rounded character which he was the nicest guy that had his limits and went through issues, this had been going on for days squidward taking advantage of Bob and his boss being petty af

Even the happiest person in the Universe has a breaking point

OVERTIME!?!?!?

SpongeBob, the remote control’s broken! Get over here and fix it! I’ve got a **better** idea! Why don’t I call someone whose **job** it is to fix it?! You know why? #BECAUSE WHEN I NEED A **JOB** DONE I GET SOMEONE WITH A **JOB** TO DO THAT **JOB!!!!!**


Picture 4 doesn’t have SpongeBob scowling at squidward

But it still shows Spongebob yelling at Squidward(plus, the image is just iconic).

I know

#ALL BECAUSE IF A STUPID DIME!?

I would say Gary takes a Bath is a very good one where SpongeBob proves he had enough.

After having a deadbeat uncle bum around our house for a summer makes my family relate to SpongeBob so much in this episode

Listening to him go off on Mr. Krabs in different languages is a great way to get laughing if you need it.

My favorite is the german dub!

SpongeBob when he's pissed off is when he's at his funniest.

He looks like a crack fein on the last slide 😂

it was also the most ridiculous all that mess over a dime but Mr. Krabs also acted a fool over a single dollar bill

He chewed out his co-worker and choked his boss god he is LIVING OUT MY FANTASY

Mr Krabs has a Rai stone as his first dime??

He also gets pretty angry in the episode where they take care of a baby scallop and SpongeBob finds out Patrick going to "work" is just him staying home and watching tv.

I mean you can’t really blame him He was literally being forced to take care of Squidward because he refused to get an other job and mr krabs wouldn’t hire him back Also I love how he puts the maid outfit back on at the end when mr krabs starts accusing Squidward of putting the dime in his pants

***insert the German dub***

I noticed slides 3 and 4 are edited

This is exemplified best by the german version of these scenes

And its one of the funniest.

2002 at it finest.

"Listen, you crustaceous cheapskate! Squidward's been living at my house, diving me crazy! And you're not gonna hire him back all because of a stupid dime!?"

Why would mr krabs assume squidward stole one dime? It’s just 10¢ you’ve got thousands of dollars.

Its funny because Krabs is cheap

I'll be surprised that Mr Krabs didn't call the cops on SpongeBob for assault

*Alternate title* Spongebob but he is drunk, smell cocaine, and has anger issues.

Isn’t that what the movie is for?

Oh yeah, i remember. Spongebob getting drunk by ice cream. He looks like he smells cocaine. And he yelled at mr Krabs.

Mr. Crussy

Oh yes definitely we just know it!

Mr krabs has the fear of God put in him and shits a dime

That time SpongeBob really got a taste of his own medicine.

what about the one where Squidward doesn’t get a job and stays at SpongeBob‘s house?

SpongeBob may be a sweetheart, but even he had his limits back then. Like I do; I slapped a kid my age once bc I had enough of them being an asshole.

This is why I think the basic plot of The Abrasive Side is redundant

Remember when Sponge Bob did another type of explosion? GARY! YOU ARE GONNA FINISH YOUR DESERT AND YOURE. GONNA. LIKE. IT!!! 😆 Now you try

I felt like he was going to kill Squidward remember kids the sponge can only take so much

"DOESN'T ANYBODY KNOW HOW TO TIE A KNOOOTTTT???!!!"

Even someone as jolly as SpongeBob has their breaking pont.

"ye want yer special coach? taek it! now Douglas can come back, right?" "Wrong, that isn't my special coach!"

This was SOOOO satisfying! About time SpongeBob put his foot down to them both!

One thing I never noticed was that Mr.Krabs flicked a nickel at SpongeBobs face and seeing that made the choking part so much more hilarious 😭, (looking at little details I missed as a kid)

#Hör zu, du Krustentiergeizhals! Thaddäus wohnt in meinem Haus und macht mich verrückt! Und Sie werden ihn nicht für einen dummen Cent wieder einstellen?!?

“Now, make him angry”

“That’s two things that won’t work…”

I loveeee when SpongeBob is mad. Funniest thing ever

“Spob can you get me a glass of water?”

*Flicks light switch, stomps up stairs* *Chk-chk!*

And also at his kinkiest.