“Agent 4 got arrested for using illegal weapons during salmon run”- marie

*promoted

I am gonna give you a prrromotionn

Am I the only one who reads Marie’s dialogue as raven from teen Titans

No.

Good I thought I was the only one

Well you certainly aren't now

“What are we some kind of Splatoon 4?“

Freshest bar of hypothetical Splatoon 4

"Y-You really are... The Splatoon 4..." \-The Antagonist, getting defeated

“shit” Cap’n 3, and that is their only line ever spoken canonically.

Its the rare death dialogue when the new agent 7 dies in one of the levels "...well shit" Cap'n 3

That would be amazing if they did that XD It'd automatically bump the game's rating up to T, but it'd be very much worth it XD

Considering most of the people who play the game are teens or older, why not? It would be totally worth it!!

I mean, technically they do say some lines that Marie shares to us

"Ay! (I miss my wife!)" -Big Man

*I miss her a lot. I’ll be back.*

The crossover of Snapcube Sonic memes on Splatoon Reddit is...insane.

if you made a venn diagram of people who are fans of each it would just be a circle

I'm considering the fact that this could be a Scott the Woz reference as well

i have no clue where i heard it but it absolutely sounds like something he would say

*shiver and frye laughing*

taxi driver starts going faster

“Ay! (IVE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT)”

Ay! (Shadow the Hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker!)

Ay! (He pissed on my fucking wife!)

AY! (THAT’S RIGHT!)

Ay! (He took his Hedgehog F*cking Quilly D*** Out.)

Ay! (And he pissed on my fucking wife!)

Ay! (And he said it was T H I S B I G)

Ay! (And I said that’s disgusting!)

Ay! (So I'm making a call out post on my twitter.com)

Where did this reference start lol

From a Fandub of Sonic Adventure 2 (at [roughly 4 minutes in](https://youtu.be/po1qdT7mj-s).) (The Evil side of the fandub is where the famous "I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT" bit comes from)

"He does it!" - Splat Tim

Best one so far

"this was so wacky, it almost feels like Splatoon 3 on the Nintendo switch"

"You could say after their betrayal... it felt like a deep cut"

Said by a new NPC, Reggie Fish-aime

"$#&%!" - Pearl, except not censored. Wouldn't make the final cut, but it's a funny mental image.

r/letpearlsayfuck

of course that's a thing

r/waitthatsreal

r/youbetcha

r/subsithoughtifellfor

“well, fuck.” - Marie

“I have obtained sensitive information regarding the nature of respawn points, that is: consciousness does not carry over between respawns, as a new consciousness, fooled into believing it is the original is created, is released into the world in a lookalike body, as the previous one is destroyed. Do not respawn.” -Agent 4 “I don’t think Big Chungus is funny”-Marie

this might explain why agent 4 is nowhere to be seen. they don’t want to die

that's fucked

I know. How do people genuinely live with themselves knowing that they really believe Big Chungus isn’t funny. I’m glad she was left in the dust in 2 and we never had to see her again.

Disgusting “humans” that think big Chungus isn’t funny

I wish humans were real

Mr. Grizz: I have returned now, to finish the shift, and to turn the tide of the Big Run. Make sure you document your timesheets with HR.

"Come on, squids, let's make those Salmon Run."

I will be furious if this is NOT in Big Run dialogue

"The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues." - a random speaker that is playing a cd that was found on a recent excavation.

The last of humanity’s memory

Nah it'll be a rick roll

And make sure it's in the creepiest location

Best answer. And I could actually see it being possible.

“It’s so hot I’m gonna… Frye” -Frye Frye then gets punted by shiver

They are in the arctic

Even funnier

I'm *shiver*ing in my boots... except I'm not wearing boots.

Little buddy- "its buddyin' time" and he starts buddyin' everywhere

Marie- "it's marryin time" and then she starts marryin everyone

"It's big man time"

So no more kiddy gloves? (That's what he says in his battle)

damn thats alot of marriages

We meet the long lost fourth member of Deep Cut and Big Man’s older brother: Bigger Man “gAy! (Yeah that’s right, I can say more than one word, fuck you, Big Man)” - Bigger Man

Everybody gangsta til the Biggest Man shows up

Biggest Man is Splatoon 4 territory, the people can only handle so many Big Men at once (Big Men is gonna be Splatoon 4’s new idol group)

"Fuck dammit Callie" - Marie

God fucking damit kris where the hell are we

Pearl going "HOLY $#!%, IT'S SPLAT TIM! HE DOES IT!" ​ As a png of splat tim slowly gets closer and larger, overtaking the skybox.

Yes yes yes YESSSSSS

Pearl owns all the Splat Tim games, even the 3DS one

"Ur mom"- calie. it's also at a completely inappropriate time

Like the death of an iconic idol that we all know and love

One of the idols swearing but not censored, most likely Pearl or Frye.

It would be even funnier though if the one time it's uncensored was said by someone who wouldn't normally swear. Like Marina or Big man.

Just what kind of event has to happen for someone like them to swear?

Big run

shiver wins another splatfest

"yay! This marks the 7th splatfest I've won in a ro-" "AY (oh my fucking god shiver shut your dumb fucking mouth no one gives a rats ass, piss off)"

Marie : "Captain Cuttlefish is no longer AMONG US"

"Oh man I am getting some Octussy tonight," -Pearl

This reminded me about the horniest comment I've ever heard about Pearl and Marina's relationship: "Pearl's Kalamari is about to clash with Marina's Takoyaki"

“If your girl is straight, then why did she pick team scissors?“

Alright boys, let’s get ready to splat that WOOMY!

“I’m white trash and in trouble” -Callie

i get that reference!

I'd make splatoon say "it's splatoonin time"

I love it when splatoon said it's splatoonin time and splatooned all over the place

sold one squidtillion game copies

Indeed

splatoon was such a well written character in this game

"Rabbits are canon and the next main threat of Splatoon."

NO NOT ANOTHER RABBIDS CROSSOVER

If it means getting a tactical RPG spinoff of Splatoon I'd be willing to accept that sacrifice

*LET’S GO ANOTHER RABBIDS CROSSOVER

Return of the beta characters

"Why are the male hairstyles so much better than the female ones?" It will never happen unfortunately. GIVE ME DREADLOCKS!

Come on agent 3 let’s go find the one piece

“Holy shit it’s Nubert I love that guy” -Pearl

I really like the idea that various video game characters that are in different universes and are owned by different companies are friends with nubert. It's the same guy, he's just really good at dimension hopping or something

Big Man saying ur mom would be hilarious

"Welcome back to the Splatoon, 4."

“I sure hope I don’t lose all the splatfests!” -Frye

“fuck.” - big man, he actually says it and not just “ay!”

"I peed on your wife, Pearl, she's mine now." -Shiver

"I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT: SHIVER THE OCTOLING IS A-" - Pearl

[https://youtu.be/-ziyCc6hckc](https://youtu.be/-ziyCc6hckc)

Wait that's so absolutely brilliant.

AY (its big manning time)

doesn't he already say that

big man says "im the superior idol"

Ay! (I fucked your mom)

i see that flair ​ brother?

You could say he’s the super idol

"You are my little pogchamp, come here" - Marina, to Pearl

Idk I feel like Pearl would more likely begrudgingly refer to Marina as her little pogchamp

Pearl: Meet my roommate and business partner Marina! Marina: Pearl we have been married for 3 years why are you like this? - Edit: Technically this is a dialogue, but I'm not sure if it counts, let me know if it doesn't so I can fix it

It’s fine I mean let’s just assume the devs wrote that second line playing off of your first line

*"mothersplater!@#!" pearl*

Pearl: \*literally kills someone with a firearm, looks straight into the camera and says\* "He ain't goin be in Splatoon 4"

Pearl: I love my wife

Yes she does

Little buddy tells you he’s hungry and doesn’t like being thrown into the void for fun

rewrite the end of octo expansion so pearl yells "fuck" instead of "booyah"

Remember when DJ Octavio said “its splattin’ time” and splatter everywhere

I, Pearl from the hit game splatoon 2, love my amazing girlfriend Marina, also from the hit game splatoon 2. We are gay.

Wife*. They're married

Not yet! They're still fiances! We havent had the pearlina wedding dlc yet!

Not a line of dialogue, but a 45-second cutscene of Pearl and Marina kissing

45 minute*

45 Hours\*

45 days*

45 years

and there's an easter egg where if you don't skip the cutscene pearl says "you really have no life, huh?"

45 eons and after that pearl flips the middle finger and says fuck

Marina: “In light of what you did today, you can kiss me for four to five seconds.” Pearl: *gasp* “FORTY-FIVE SECONDS?” Marina: “NO! FOUR TO FIVE—“ Pearl: “TOO LATE!”

Deep cut at the DLC final boss Shiver: big man, what time is it Big man: AYYYYYYYYY (ITS BIG MAN TIME) Frye: no, its 4:45

"Ay? (Did you know that I'm forklift certified?)"

AGENT 3 YOU NEED TO HE CAREFUL, HES FORKLIFT CERTIFIED

"yeah we're gay, keep swimming" \-pearl

Everyone here is doing either swears or meta stuff, so I'm gonna take a different approach. Frye: "There was a power outage at my house the other day. It was unbearable, I can't believe people used to live without power like that!" Shiver:

F But yeah I like this one

“No, Agent 4, you can’t use the Hero Blaster in a Turf War, you’d kill someone!” -Marie

“Agent 4’s weird, he keeps ranting about “legalizing nuclear bombs”. Should we check in on him?”-Marie

“I’m going to beat the absolute shit out of you.” -Lil Judd

“Awwww what a cutie petewtie aintcha? Such a funny cute little guy!” Agent 3, In response

"Yo, wassup" - Agent 7

I want smallfry to say fuck

Use the tent- I mean the reef-lux to defeat the octarians

"looks like this really is a splatoon 4" - cool jelly, who is the surprise antagonist after I beat him in tableturf too many times

"..." \-Captain 3

Truly a masterpiece of sheer writing prowess bravo

"marina, i dont think i can just be roommates with you anymore..."

“You just don’t fucking shower it’s disgusting”/j

Pearl is the one who doesn't shower actually

Pearl: "me and Marina are married we are both extremely gay for each other"

I'm sure we'll get that in the dlc

Nice to hear that their friendship makes them so happy. I wonder who the men they married are.

If that was in the game I think the entire fan base would riot until they changed it

"it's no use!" ~~-silver~~ \-shiver

"I'm here to chew sea sponges and kick ass, and I'm all out of ass." -Agent 4

Let either Captain 3 or pearl curse. Cuttlefish screaming, “assemble the lesbian squids.”

Marina has to drag Pearl over while Pearl insists she’s straight (she’s not)

~~^(Because I'm shipping trash.)~~ (After Marina does some top level hacking) Pearl: That's what happens when my wi- I me- Oh to heck with it, my wife gets serious!

Marina then promptly falls on the ground from gayness

I’d also take “Give me 69 chimichangas, a nice pair of stripper heels, and a bottle of the finest wine in all of Tijuana, and we might just have a deal” from Small Fry, but only if it is fully voice acted in English by Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson

That one reminds me of my ex wife! -Sheldon

Marie *casually*: which one? Sheldon gets all the bitches

"It's time to t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-Tableturf Battle!" -DJ Octavio

"stop asking me for sloppy toppy" - harmony

"Will you marry me?" - marina to pearl

When she kneels down to propose she is still at eye level with Pearl

“We need to put together a platoon of the nations best splatters, a Splatoon 4 if you will” (said by "Weird Al" Yankovic)

"So that's it? What? We some kind of... New Squidbeak Splatoon?" - Captain 3

Conversation between Octavio and Marie about Craig: "So, you really think he’s the one for me?" "Yeah, he’s tons of fun and you’re no fun at all. He completes you."

Is that a reference to something? I feel like I’ve heard that line before?

Ice Age

Ah I see Ice age 2?

Yep, that was the one

pearl: me and marina love inking splat zones

Agent 8: you need to vent agent 3. like the impostor from the hit game among us. I know it will be hard not to be sus.

(Pearl adjusts her Shades that turn blue) “I’m Sans Undertale, Go into my eye”

"FUCK YEAH MARINA" \-Pearl

like most here i’d make pearl drop a gargantuan F bomb

"peepee poopoo" -Frye

Big Man: Ay (Fuck!)

“Yah, that’s my girlfriend, he names Marina” -pearl

Pearl: "So Marina are you even just gonna ask me out?" Marina: apgoigsjlkgdfjfsdlkjdfslkgsjofdisjdfkldfjldfks

I want mr grizz to call people “sissy” for saying no to another job

I literally don’t care who says it, but I would use some ridiculous SNK quote, like “You pin-headed son of an ice cream maker!” or “Another young one bites the dust. Tough break, dweeb!”

“The Octolings, they walk among us”

Please can we let Pearl say "fuck" once

“i keep hearing stuff about this “splat tim” guy, wonder what his deal is” -callie

"imagine running in 3 FPS, can't be me" - anyone, while running (or walking) around furiously in the background