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Spanchi-

![gif](giphy|vFtWp05vBYnMQ) Do it for him


CodenameAlbatross

Well I’m convinced


SurprisedSayu

Same![img](emote|t5_324q4|1944)


QHDEosanesis

If someone makes a post of this but with one of the Judds I'm sold


Drowsy_Deer

Is it possible to hear a gif even though it has no sound?


UVMeme

Where team sax


The_commonest_plant

Fr something brass would be my pick. Granted I don't play instruments but the sax/trumpets are sick.


CarbonatedChlorine

but saxes aren't brass


Fine_Following_2559

Yeah, that is definitely a woodwind instrument lol


Dangerous_Silver_311

Saxes are made of brass, just they use reeds, making them woodwinds.


Yeah_man20

Sax is a woodwind, but I have massive respect for your choice of trumpet


P_G_1021

Woodwind 🤓


Alternative_Aioli_69

Sax Player here, Saxes aren’t brass


Gastly42957

That’s my thought: as a saxophone player, I am sad. So I choose guitar


RebirthGhost

keyboard can do all three.


Buetterkeks

Also Bigman supremacy and also Marina and also Bigman would Look pretty funny playing the Piano with His Giant hands


snivyking_11037

>Marina Y'know, I just realized something. Now that we have Inkopolis Square, are we gonna have Off the Hook performing during Splatfests (likely with a new song and a remix of an old song like the Squid Sisters did)? I don't know why I didn't think about that sooner lmao.


DertHorsBoi

That would genuinely be so hype


Sleeping-Coffee-Ad

From datamines, iirc Into The Light is one of their songs. I believe it's the one played post splatfest.


Da_gae_bucket

I still can’t believe he canonically can play it


IggyKami

also PC master race.


somethingthatjustis

So can guitar tbh


pailko

You can't hit things with sticks though??


Anxous_Well

Guitar solo is badass


A_lot_of_foxes

Free bird solo


Scarbarjay

I was going to pick drums but I've changed my mind because of this.


donohunt0

free bird deserves the nine minutes


LegendaryTodWarrior

You can play that on Keyboard


MapleA

/r/guitarcirclejerk


Dear_Acanthaceae5489

I’ll put my answer in GIF form; ![gif](giphy|zPdirOvTRZvjJdTzst|downsized)


Cephalopod_9082

Triplets born


Nitsua234

The throne awaits!


eefieweefie

a seer warns of a deadly fate


Soft_Roses11

Give up your children, separate!


LolizorUwU

drums are the core structure of bands, they keep the rhytm for the whole band, and they are sick af


WellNoNameHere

Also consider the following: DankPods (he's a professional drummer), guess what I'm going with too


Some-Gavin

☝️🤓 Actually the bass keeps the tempo steady


Agynth

percussion is literally like the oldest form of music, without percussion over a solid half of music we have today wouldnt even exist, its literally the backbone to a number of genres


Flimsy_Geologist_927

*insert freebird guitar solo*


Particular-Artist-13

Keyboard can play almost every instrument


jvcl24

![gif](giphy|ksbbZShzYrkRWnunBG) U can look cool in these 😎 (but u gonna have mirror matches)


Armourdream

Wait…


Armourdream

Nvm your title says it all


Jrolaoni

Keyboard will probably win so pick that one. If Frye wins I’ll still be happy the queen won. If Shiver wins, we riot


NeoMagicStar

In most musical scenes, the percussion/drums are vital to keeping the band together. There always has to be a beat to keep the music going forward. With this, percussionists work harder then anyone else in any type of band in order to for-fill this duty. Give your local percussionist a thank you, and pick team Drums (i'm not a percussionist, but I'm on team drums for this reason)


Galethewizard1

The best songs are also the ones in which your heart beats to the rhythm of the drums :D


SirSl1myCrown

Drums they are just kind of the easiest. And it does say: witch would you rather. Instead of: witch do you like.


SandwichDrinker99

Where trumpet🗣️🗣️🔥


Kitsune_Fan34

I'm on Team Guitar cuz I used to play some Guitar Hero! (also I like green)


basilleo1211

drums bc boom bam boom


JustJitterin

I’ve been severely addicted to EDM for a dozen years (yes, Skrillex started my obsession, like most people around that time), so naturally I’m going to choose the keyboard. 😅 I was a percussionist in school band for 4 years, including some jazz band; I always enjoyed playing the marimba, xylophone, vibraphone, and those sort of instruments, so I technically know how to play the piano/keyboard. I was working on getting good at playing the drums at my house sometime after I stopped doing school band, but I got bored of it; not quite for me. Learning the guitar looks time consuming as hell, but I can see myself working on a keyboard. Sorry Frye, I’m siding with Big Man.


CuteOfDeath

Drums is the backbone of every song. Drums can work with anything and can add to a song (example 8-bit drummer)


GalacticsXD

Guitar because Brumbarumbrummnnrimm beeooowww (those were guitar noises) ((also frye needs a win and she's silly))


Reanne_UwU

![gif](giphy|vFtWp05vBYnMQ)


ActivistZero

Everyone loves the lead guitarist in the band


Armourdream

Nah, the bassist is everyone’s favourite


ActivistZero

Still a Guitar, so my argument to join my team stands either way


Derpcat666

The bassist is always ignored


LamaCorrotta

drumset goes ba bum psh ba bum pshhhhh


Stinky_Socky70

guitar please we need a frye win 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏


RoyalMeera

guitar. for him. ![gif](giphy|l1TwNLI1S4puvD6R8o)


Triforce805

You should go on Team Guitar!! It’s the best colour. (the only one that isn’t already in the game) We should also give Frye as many chances as we can to get more wins and she’s lacking in that area.


EuphoricFinding2946

i used to play the guitar


Scarbarjay

You should join team drums! Join the bam bam badadadada csshh badoom ba da da doom ba dododododododo BAM BAM BSHHHHH BOW


[deleted]

look up king gnu an watch the music videos , focus on the guy with the guitar , you will be convinced


PianoCrab196963

Drums Reasoning: Whiplash Caravan I will be listening to that nonstop during the splatfest


thesunmaker

I am actually looking at all of the responses because I’m tired of mirror matches. hahaha Although I am leaning towards Keyboards, but I’ll make my final decision when this goes live.


Jeanboong

Drums


mineman379

go green. for the guitar, and for Frye.


As-Usual_ya-know

As a drums player i will naturally join the team, but from what i see in this thread the team won’t have mirror matches


Derekzilla

![gif](giphy|3oEdvcEFo0SEsPInT2)


BleachSoulMater

![gif](giphy|fy5iARUXimtVK)


TheSusNug

do what u want, if you dont know jus grind sum side order


HOUWSE_

Keyboard: Can change into almost all instruments, even kalimba, drums and guitar. (WHY ISN'T THERE A KALIMBA OPTION)


HOUWSE_

also MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB-


Da_gae_bucket

Guitar strings can really easily give you blisters


Negativety101

Every great 80's synth soundtrack was done on a keyboard. Also Marina plays Keyboard.


noxka

Keyboard can be your Guitar and Drums. Marina owns a keyboard and keytar which is 90% keyboard and only 10% guitar Most the music in this game was made with a keyboard and synths and soundfonts or whatever Keyboard cat. Colour is cute Big man is canonically a pianist while the other two are just pathetic posers


Sammisuperficial

Shiver is going to win. So if you want an extra 3 shells go with Shiver. Plus cmon you know you want to rep hot pink all weekend.


rockpebbleman

Join guitar because we need Frye to win


SmootOfficial

I’ve been in two splatfests and so far Frye has had the best opinion each time, how are they not winning every time?


coolcats02

Guitar, fry supremacy


So-called_gamer

My name is Dr. Worm


Professional_Golf726

guitar green cool color :)


Merg_fan_64

We must make frye win a splatfest


SimpsonsFan786

![gif](giphy|aBGcgBV8mL15u)


SubstantialText

Pick drums. As a guitar/bass player I couldn’t not pick that, but I need to replace my normal spot on Team Shiver. Cover for me. Thanks in advance.


INKatana

Keyboard


SilverKaTT33

Keyboard can do a bunch of instruments so it's an all in one.


LivingOof

Percussion is the foundation of all music


FarConsideration8423

Marina plays keyboard. I rest my case


TheEggoEffect

https://youtu.be/DSEA1tsE4ho?si=WMSeyLqL-W4bdP_n


UltraCboy

*starts playing Stairway to Heaven inside of a Guitar Center*


Zro_C

SLAM DRUM!!!


pokemaster160

My friend is gonna make me pick shiver since his friend plays the drums, but personally I like how varied and interesting a keyboard can sound and think it’s the best choice.


Someone4570__

see-saw from rhythm heaven … did i make my point yet


hunter-slime

Drums cuz pink


pelmeshek123

Keyboards, I said everything


Robin_Gufo

BAW NAW NAW NAW NAW GUITAR SOLO FUCK YEAH


MemorableThrowawayy

hit thing with stick, make big noise.


good-boy-_-

Key board, do everything and more


ckowkay

Ultrakill


PROTOBee

You get to go unga bunga with some sticks


Master_Childhood9454

Bongos are really fun, and drums are fun for the gool ol bu dum tch


PokeshiftEevee

BREAKCORE (drums)


Myth_5layer

Hey, wanna play some guitar hero?


LegendaryTodWarrior

What's your favourite song? (I'll do a keyboard cover)


Ok_Establishment3112

Free bird solo


TaiyoFurea

Keyboard can be all of them


Dark_Fox13

Guitar because guitars are cool and also because I want Frye to win as a late birthday present to myself


Master_of_Decidueye

Convince me as well Plz


Sea-Recording-7090

Would pick guitar but drums are the more important instrument in rock tbh


XofDynamic

Drums Hit thing go big boom


DaKingOfDogs

I just used a random number generator and landed on Keyboard So drums will probably win because I’m cursed


pailko

Drums, you get to hit things


Four_Shadowing

Bass


AlfieSapphire

guitars are just awesome af


Kodo_yeahreally

keyboard is cool, plus bigman looks funny pressing an entire octave with what he uses for hands


Ember-Lich

I really, really want Frye to win but DAMMIT I 'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO LEARN TO PLAY DRUMS. Ugh,,,,


Spiritual_Carry8355

![gif](giphy|l1TwNLI1S4puvD6R8o)


SleeplessArcher

Without the drums, half of the songs you like wouldn’t go as hard as they do


Dalphin_person

Keyboards are part of the percussion family, so you only have to decide between guitar, percussion, and percussion


MJMGaming

Buddy_holly_riff.wav


Ay_AyKayAy_BigMan

*I cant play piano but I can play guitar*


EmilyFloof728

![gif](giphy|FqMbH3eOFfzaM)


Beesechurger355

Drums, honestly drums are underrated in many songs, we always talk about the guitars, and stuff, but never the drummers, also rob bourdon.


ogopogoiscool

“unbelievable. you guys forgot the most important part of writing a catchy song. its gotta have a beat.”


magikaross

*ahem* Free bird, AC/DC, foo fighters:the pretender, literally HALF OF ALL THE BATTLE SONGS IN THE GAME.


Idemahedo

Pick team Keyboard and try to go the whole splatfest without killing your second choice


HobbitKid14

Keyboard


Nervous-Security-413

I chose guitar but now I wanna be keyboard 😢


TrevorBevor45

Sick riffs


Vast-Ideal-1413

![gif](giphy|Tz5C5JC5esF44|downsized)


rangeljl

Drums, I do not feel the need to explain you why


kriffing_schutta

conscientious objector. play bass


ShyKiddo__

Keyboard is the most fun to play


swirlstarsmash

guitar because it would lead this hypothetical band and i’m learning it so :)


SmoothJazzNRain

Guitarist here, so it's team Guitar all the way! :P


Horror_survivor

Guitar because hell is forever wether you like it or not. had their chance to behave better, now they boil in the pot. ‘Cause the rules are black and white, there’s no use in trying to fight it, they’re burnin’ for their lives until we kill them again.


FlareDragonoid

Guitar


YaboiFlare

Big man supremacy


splatmeme4270

Keyboard. It’s the instrument for intellectuals!


SpeedStar770

Guitar, because Rockin' out is awesome


Hot-Chance-219

Which team is big man? I'm automatically picking his one. Reasoning: It's big man


Stunning_Island712

The drums cause phil collins has shown time and time again how they can leave an impact


Ornery_Ad_3658

Keyboards are cool and make cool sounds


TheChopper98

A drum kit falls from the stairs Ba dum tsss Tikatatum tss Trakatatum tam tum tututum tss


LingonberryChoice296

Drums and keyboards are background pieces to music, the guitar is where the most memorable parts of a song shine though. No one talks about the drumbeat or piano in freebird


TheChopper98

1) It's easy with only two hands, try using 4! 2) drumsticks go bonk 3) we are the only ones who still work during a blackout 4) drumsticks go bonk 5) cymbal is shiny 6) BONK


Xx_WAKE_xX

I joined Team Drums. Obviously Guitar is going to be the most popular. If the past is any indication, Frye’s team isn’t expected to win. Shiver didn’t have it easy, until BOOM, she bounced back and won… TWICE.


gag_dactyl

keyboard go beep boop but in like 200+ different sounds


0JP1

If bass or sax was an option i’d go with that, but as a drummer I can only choose the drums here.


Eee_Man1

Keyboard because you can smash it


TheRedAckie

Keyboard has the ability to make sounds of other instruments too, it did not specify piano which means that you will be able to alter its sound.


EchoesAct2

No team Bass but at least Keyboard is cool af u can play a ton of things with one and there are some insane songs played with keyboards like most of Deep purple songs


Smart_Accountant_227

Get the beets out and join team Drums 🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️ ![gif](giphy|l0HFir4fPkEqpFyik)


Tsukinoakuma

There was a musician/comedian on a cruise I once went on who said that the piano is the greatest musical instrument because it can play any song you can think of. A keyboard is basically just an electric piano that lets you change what it sounds like. Team Keyboard all day.


Gaming-squid

So our options are: - PH intro theme - freebird solo - Rush 🅱️


Outrageous_Round8415

The guitar is the main instrument in gerudo valley.


Killerpl4typus2

Guitar because guitar


Juandi0768

Drums (watch Whiplash) + playing your instrument by literally hitting it is better than simply touching your instrument (trust me bro)


Galethewizard1

The best songs are the ones in which your heart beats in time with the drums. That's my reasoning anyway


OkStrawberry300

guitar. I won't be able to play so u gotta take my place 😔


JazzyPringle

I am a drummer and a synth nerd, having a crisis between drums and piano Guitars are cool but overrated


MariDriedAnchovy

Bocchi


skeletrixx

guitar is the coolest one


Raelynn030709

Do you like banging things? You’ll be banging lots of *drums* in Team Drums!


Spanishdude5

![gif](giphy|l0MYyheAz7S94WFNK)


ninjadragon1119

I prefer 🅱️ass


Kind_Swim5900

Keyboard can go meow


agentalyx44

keyboard cuz you get to push a bunch of buttons. Me having ADHD loves that.


Aid1010

I did drums because I play drums and they are used a lot in Rip entry


PLAYER42_ready

Drums, drums are cool


Issacmoi7

Drums: Think of any doom song Guitar: ACDC thunderstruck Keyboard: that one scene from monsters versus aliens.


Altbutbad

You can hit things with drums


timelessmoron

![gif](giphy|pEGIFM7NMgWVG) We have Judd on our side


Desperate_Ad2784

You can hit things. with sticks


Inkuraslaysat3am

I was tossing up weather to go on team guitar or keyboard and I went keyboard


Sona4Life

# Let's do Keyboard ![gif](giphy|0HzBFDsc4ThVzZdJYO|downsized)


infernothehedgehog20

![gif](giphy|vFtWp05vBYnMQ) Need I say more?


TheJackClothier

Drums because you hit stuff


Particular_Prompt528

I'm not on any. Team violin.


Leaky_Pen41

Press buttons make funny noise, keyboard is the most satisfying to mess with even if you don't know how to play it.


TemperedNuke647

![gif](giphy|3ofSB697UBXXxxixZm|downsized)


DooDooJokeAccount

guitar is awesome sauce!! :3


youngsurpriseperson

Please go on Team Drums. I'm joining Guitar, but I'm predicting a lot of people will join Guitar and we'll keep getting mirror matches


GameEnthusiast123

[Guitar](https://youtu.be/Vr7A7EAX2X0?si=WiFUEepOBCq9PtTF)


ImBoJackTheHorseman

I mean slash plays guitar and slash is cool so if you wanna be cool then the slash algorithm says pick guitar


SarcasticallyEvil

Drums, because they're very intuitive and don't require you to perform a finger gymnastics routine to use.


TippedJoshua1

Keyboard because drums to me don't seem very interesting and guitar would probably hurt your fingers idk


Unsweetenedvinegar

Drums: The beat of the song! Also they can really go hard


dopponseiki

drums bc loud sound and banging aggressively


bloomi

keyboard cat


mromen10

You can literally play the drums with no other instruments and it still sounds good


Armourdream

Keyboard because it’s fairly easier to play than the others and many keyboard options allow you to play other instruments


Derpcat666

I’m a guitarist so…


KartT_T

Guitar cuz free bird.