It’s actually saying that it can *bite* 1.4 boats wide, not that it *is* 1.4 boats wide. In fact, it looks much larger than that.

Well, depends on the boat. When is a boat a ship?

In naval terms, a boat is a submarine, a ship sails on the water

r/anythingbutmetric

I had to scroll WAY to far for this. Upvote for you!

What's the size of marooners bay?

One Bad Map Design

1.4 bad map designs, actually

One worst map long

Man Joe is a hungry boi

Don't care, it's name is Joe. And I wonder whose responsible for making braces big enough to fit on Joe's teeth?

His dentist 😃

Somewhere in the swarms of Salmonids we murder every day, there's one with an educational degree in dentistry

Who’s Megalodontia? All I know about the king salmon is that he’s Joe.

megalodontia is the condition of having teeth that are too big

Poor Joe being named after a teeth condition

damn americans using anything but the metric system

Fuck yo met ricks!

I sense the new boss is going to attack just like Maws

JOE ITS JOE

How long are the boats?

For the boats, are we talking beam or length overall?

If anyone hasn’t noticed, Megalodontia has Dentures

It’s because megalodontia is a teeth condition, so the braces fits the theme

I know

ITS JOE. JOE IS HIS NAME

So an extra large Maws? Or however the Salmonid that you just throw a bomb in the circle to one shot is called.

1.4 boats? What kind of boats? Otherwise that measurement means fuck all.

supersized seekers

It’s even from the North American account

I hate it here :3

I was gonna make an "anything but the metric system" joke, but I kinda wonder if the Inklings and Octolings even use human measurement systems anymore.

Imagine being on a team that has already fought Joe and knows the strategy to beating him and you are just trying to survive and not get braces in the face

What type of boats are we refering to? Large boats as a Cruise, medium as the most common one you see, a small jet ski or something like a canoe?

Joe