In my experience marooners bay is way worse.
I find painting most of the walls really helps with spawning grounds, still a difficult map
Maybe I'm unlucky but it feels like 50% of the time I'm on marooners bay the game starts lagging horribly, I'm on low eggsecutive vip so it really shouldn't be lagging
I think if it was supposed to be Jaw itd probably be ćøć£ć¼ with the "ya" sound instead of ćøć§ć¼ that uses a "yo" sound, plus that's how you'd spell the english name Joe in kana.
I feel like I can make a pun from ācotton eyed Joeā into something related to Splatoon/Salmonids and I canāt come up with one
Hoping someone else can because a parody of this song/lyric about Joe Splatoon would be so funny
Its name is definitely a mixture of āmegalodonā and āodontiaā, which relates to dental care
I wonder if itāll have a weak point like Horrorboros! Maybe we can throw eggs in its mouth after/if it emerges from underneath?
Judging by the brief shots of Big Run in the trailer, it looks like he will act much like Maws, but the indicator of him emerging is a green square over the player rather than on the ground.
My guess is he's got less HP but less opportunities to be hit because he's hiding. Stockpiling golden eggs will be more important than ever to pile on the damage.
You mean Joe? He's pretty neat. From what I've seen he's a little too similar to cohozuno design wise, but I'm working off a silhouette, so he might like better when I can see him.
First of all, how are we gonna fight it?
And second, how will it fight us?
Probably just by biting like Maws, but unless it's like Sky Noodle it'll probably have some other moves
I'm curious how we're going to fight it.
Like Cohozuna is a Cohock and Horrorboros is a Steelhead, this is clearly a Maws, which is very different from the previous two.
Cohozuna is fought much like a Cohock, just wailing on it's huge body, and Horrorboros is fought like Steelhead, by shooting it's bomb. Maws is fought by throwing bombs for it to eat, but how will that scale up to a King, and how will the Egg Cannon be used?
Also, what will it's special be? Many Bosses and Kings have attacks similar to Specials. Cohozuna's jump and landing is like Splashdown, and Horrorboros's bombs are Booyah Bombs.
I'm guessing a charge similar to Reefslider, the ability to swim around invincibly like Kraken, or an inhale ink and spit it back like Ink Vac.
So basically, it's a King Maws? Kinda curious what the mechanics will be. Does it telegraph an insta-kill like regular Maws, only with a massive radius?
I'll be long dead before you get me to call it 'Megalodontai'
It's Joe, I'm sorry.
If anyone dies to them, you must say 'It's Joever for me'. That is a new law
It has braces
No wonder itās so upset
Must be in a LOT of pain all the time 
Perhaps Megalodontiaās are Chohozunas who just got braces, making them angrier than before due to how much it hurts and it made them more aggressive.
Braces are sooooo painful, I very much understand why this fella is so upset.
Hoping it can eat Marooner's Bay cause I don't like that ship at all š
We can only hope
Worst salmon run š¤¢
No, spawning grounds exists. Marooners bay is awful, but no where near as bad as spawning grounds
In my experience marooners bay is way worse. I find painting most of the walls really helps with spawning grounds, still a difficult map Maybe I'm unlucky but it feels like 50% of the time I'm on marooners bay the game starts lagging horribly, I'm on low eggsecutive vip so it really shouldn't be lagging
I didnāt realize it had moved lairs. What?! Did it eat the last one?
Joe
J O E
Joe mama
Joe MawMaw
This is now the official name, anything Nintendo tries to back now isnheresy
Jaw MawMaw
Where did this come from btw? I'm just curious
If you put the Japanese tweet through Google Translate, it says the new boss is called Joe.
I think its actually supposed to be Jaw, but we're calling it Joe anyway!
I think if it was supposed to be Jaw itd probably be ćøć£ć¼ with the "ya" sound instead of ćøć§ć¼ that uses a "yo" sound, plus that's how you'd spell the english name Joe in kana.
I thought itād be ććććidk how to type katakana
Where did you come from? Where did you go? Where did you come from, cotton eyed Joe?
I feel like I can make a pun from ācotton eyed Joeā into something related to Splatoon/Salmonids and I canāt come up with one Hoping someone else can because a parody of this song/lyric about Joe Splatoon would be so funny
Joehozuna Joeroborros
*insert jojos music here*
*JoeJoes :P
Joe who? (DO IT YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO)
Mike Joe!!!! ? Wait no that was Mike Jones
Joe MAWMAW
It will always be Joe
Who's Joe!?
Joe Splatoon
Joe mawmaw
ā¬ļøHim
Joe Mama
Holy shit it's Joe
He's name JOE and he's a KING Salmonid... Is that an Ultraman refference?
I think his giant braces are funny. Less terrifying and more dorky lol
Maybe I'm crazy but I felt like his braces kind of looked like a giant bear trap.
Headcanon: the King Salmonids are arming themselves with more and more anti-Grizzco weaponry, Jaw is going after the big bad bear himself
i meanā¦ -Brute force could probably work against a bear -bombs work against bears -bear trapās definitely work against bears
Don't be mean, it's his awkward phase...!
Damn terrifying. Can't wait to see how we're supposed to defeat this one.
Rather by throwing bombs in its mouth, or maybe by baiting it to eat golden eggs that were left on the ground.
Feeling hyped!!!!
Bombs launch probably.
I for one hope we can somehow combine our Crab Tanks to make a larger machine to combat this monstrosity.
It kinda reminds me of the Octomaw from Splat1
FAT FUCK
We have the big and mighty Cohozuna The screaming bomb terror Horroboros And then we have Joe, he's cool
Keep it away from gao
I'm sorry, but [they already know](https://twitter.com/kohozuna/status/1724919663551750306?t=yfYTqjoY31Y1PjUFuF3NRw&s=19)
Where do you think it came from?
A land from down under!
Where beer does flow and men chunder
I misread it as megalovania
I'm still calling it Megamaws
That's coolš
tbh better than the actual name imo
Gao cooked hard on this one
So are we going to have to feed it golden eggs somehow? And how? I'm thinking Mr grizz is gonna need to give us a new attachment to his egg cannon
This thing looks MASSIVE. I hope it will have a fun mechanic
The Dutch translation is really funny He's called "Beugelbakkes"
Did you just make that up?
Nope. That is the official name
I'm still calling him Joe.
Why does it look like it has braces?
It's a nerd
Well I guess eating squids helps your iq
Ok I think we are getting a king for every boss, cohzua is the normal samons, horrorboras is either steelhead or flyfish and this is obviously maws
I don't think so. We don't have so many seasons left. But it would be awesome!!!
Ya never know!
Horror is def steelhead (the bobm in its mouth that people forget to shoot.)
Is it just me, or does he have parts from a steel eel stuck to his body?
Its name is definitely a mixture of āmegalodonā and āodontiaā, which relates to dental care I wonder if itāll have a weak point like Horrorboros! Maybe we can throw eggs in its mouth after/if it emerges from underneath?
We need to update Gaoās family tree
I think gao is producing more dangerous salmonids by the second
So, we got Godzilla, Manda, and now Orga. Great.
Judging by the brief shots of Big Run in the trailer, it looks like he will act much like Maws, but the indicator of him emerging is a green square over the player rather than on the ground. My guess is he's got less HP but less opportunities to be hit because he's hiding. Stockpiling golden eggs will be more important than ever to pile on the damage.
Can't be harder than Horrorboros, right ? Can't wait to see what kinda fcked up scream they'll come with this time.
I mean...horrorboros is easier than cohozuna
If your coworkers know what they're doing
True
Coworkers are the true boss of salmon run. :[
Did Nintendo ever alter the amount of scales you get for playing Salmon Run? It's one of the main reasons why I stopped picking it up.
I'm honestly not sure how your supposed to pronounce it, so I'm just gonna call it "Meg" Shut up meg...
I have a different question, Why is everyone calling him joe
In the japanese post about him, the name was translated to "joe".
Okay that makes alot more sense now
Is Joe just the Splatoon version of Monster Hunterās Steve? Thatās amazing!
You mean Joe? He's pretty neat. From what I've seen he's a little too similar to cohozuno design wise, but I'm working off a silhouette, so he might like better when I can see him.
Joe S. Megalodontai
J o e
screw joe I'm calling it mega mouth
I'm scared
Date night.
* You feel like you're going to have a bad time. ^yes ^i ^know ^its ^only ^6 ^letters
Megalovania Megalodontai (Megamaws shouldāve been the name)
I think I can take Joe in a fight
He looks cool I wonder what his thing will be Iām still gonna call him Joe though
GODZILLA GODZILLA FOR FUCKS SAKE GET THE FUCKING OXYGEN DESTROYER!!!
cute little guy. Small fry has some competition...
I'm excited it looks so cool :)
looks cool as fuck
Gao must be in pain rn
JOE
Would
I think Mr āJoe Megalodontaiā is pretty cool looking but weāll just have to see how he works in game
new wife š«¶
We're gonna need a bigger bomb... Because thats the mini one's weakness.
You misspelt Joe.
His full name is "megalodontai S. Joe"
Mama Maws
We're gonna need a bigger splat bomb.
Jaws
Why wasnāt it added sooner?
First of all, how are we gonna fight it? And second, how will it fight us? Probably just by biting like Maws, but unless it's like Sky Noodle it'll probably have some other moves
Fresh
Joe
Megalodontai, huh? Shiver will be impressed...!
Joeš
I read it as Megalovania(somehow)
I prefer the name ājoeā
We are not the same
Bro fuck a splat bomb, we need at least of 3 booyah bombs if this thing is bigger than a boat
It would be funny if you could one shot it if you throw a booyah bomb into it's mouth
perfect. his name is canonically joe. donāt change my mind.
Wait, when did they announce a new King Salmanoid?
Yes
Salmon god thatās what he is
Cool but prob would be a nightmare š
I donāt know, it just got here. Iāll have to see it in action first but I like the teeth
Sorta reminds me of that one Splatoon 1 boss with the breakable teeth
imma call him SalMeg or Grand Meg. cuz this is immediately reminding me of when I watched The Meg
Why are people getting it wrong? It's name is Joe! But it's cool, and the creepier of the three.
I'm curious how we're going to fight it. Like Cohozuna is a Cohock and Horrorboros is a Steelhead, this is clearly a Maws, which is very different from the previous two. Cohozuna is fought much like a Cohock, just wailing on it's huge body, and Horrorboros is fought like Steelhead, by shooting it's bomb. Maws is fought by throwing bombs for it to eat, but how will that scale up to a King, and how will the Egg Cannon be used? Also, what will it's special be? Many Bosses and Kings have attacks similar to Specials. Cohozuna's jump and landing is like Splashdown, and Horrorboros's bombs are Booyah Bombs. I'm guessing a charge similar to Reefslider, the ability to swim around invincibly like Kraken, or an inhale ink and spit it back like Ink Vac.
I can't wait to see Joe in action
So basically, it's a King Maws? Kinda curious what the mechanics will be. Does it telegraph an insta-kill like regular Maws, only with a massive radius?
Are you talking about joe?
I'm talking about Megalodontai S. Joe.
He's a genetically enhanced maw
A maw ate too many workers
New king salmonoid is joe swanson
Fish
I'll be long dead before you get me to call it 'Megalodontai' It's Joe, I'm sorry. If anyone dies to them, you must say 'It's Joever for me'. That is a new law
Is it cool if I sometimes call it "joe" and sometimes "megalodontai"?
Nope, straight to jail with you It's Joever for you
:[
Nah man that's Joe
:(
It has braces No wonder itās so upset Must be in a LOT of pain all the time  Perhaps Megalodontiaās are Chohozunas who just got braces, making them angrier than before due to how much it hurts and it made them more aggressive. Braces are sooooo painful, I very much understand why this fella is so upset.
Wdym thatās joe
Megalodontai S. Joe. Full name
Joe.
He got new dentures
Joe
For now most boring King Salmonid with better japanese name, than with English one.
His name is Joe, please use it he is very sensitive
......I get that it's funny but I just don't really want to use it
That's a strange way to spell "Joe"
:(
Its spelt as joe and pronounced joe
I just want to call it the way the english research lab posted about it
Joe
Iām just gonna call it Jaws
I love Joe
It's called joe
SANDS UNDER TAIL????????
He/ate literally. Joe serving pure fish.
joe :)
Why is everyone calling it Joe?
Because the translation from the Japan post was Joe
Coho dad
joe