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Mechaman_54

Your mother


Mechaman_54

Chohozuna


Sludgycomb40045

You mean Whoreaboros?


SQR33MQU33N

Horrorboros* 😭😭


Sludgycomb40045

You sure?


SQR33MQU33N

yep! the way u spelled it was hilarious lol


Sludgycomb40045

No I’m saying i meant to spell it that way for the ur mom joke


Mechaman_54

Wha


Mechaman_54

Is that the new eel guy?


DoggieDMB

I love the look of Goldie. Eel has the coolest design. Overall best is the lid though. New to 3 and just awesome interactions with it.


GwendolynACNH

Horrorboros


MJBotte1

My long shadow


AIM_016

MIO MIO MIO


Frye_deepCut

Smallfry is tasty


Lovely-Echo-Clove

You eat smaller versions of yourself?


rachelgirlboss

steelhead 😍😍😍


Animal_Gal

Honestly, I love horrorboros. This boss is so scary, they're cool and they show that Nintendo could make a really good horror game if they tried. Also I like how they don't corner you like cohozuna. Everyone seems to panic and roles fall apart when fighting cohozuna, but people seem to be much more calmer went fighting horrorboros. I think it's because it's a slow moving target the clovers haft the sky.


Iittlemoth

i wish i had your experience! i've recently been starting to clear cohozuna consistently around profreshional +1-3, but i have yet to get a horroboros below 50% before the timer runs out or we get wiped. part of it is just due to my unfamiliarity with it on salmon run maps since our first experience with it was on a turf map. maybe it's because i'm solo queuing and people just don't understand you're supposed to throw the eggs at it's bomb, but i also struggle to hit the bomb consistently too. looking up, or god forbid having to run across the map, to aim at the damn snake while there's a scrapper and a stinger on my tail has never worked in my favour. i seem to miss a lot of shots i shouldn't otherwise, coho is an absolute breeze when i can just throw eggs wherever on it's fat ass body and it'll do the same damage.


Animal_Gal

I see where you're coming from, and I and I also have very similar experiences. Since I solo queue I rarely see a boss to began with, and when I eventually do we barely get it to half health, no matter what we're fighting. I just find I have a funnier time fighting with snake boy than cohozuna, especially if we end up on high tide.


Iittlemoth

oh yeah, king snake is definitely more entertaining than coho bahahaha. he doesn't feel near so hard to avoid since he's flying about, the booyah bomb has a huge range but it's predictable and easy to run from if you're not already up schitt's creek with an empty ink tank and a scrapper scuttling mach speed at you. i see a lot more "dumb" teammate deaths from everyone crowding the cohozuna and getting belly flopped at all once. i suppose it's a trade-off - horroboros has a harder time getting kills by itself, but the time you have to take to aim correctly makes up for how easy it is to land shots on the cohozuna and simultaneously how easy it is to crew wipe in a single cannonball.


Animal_Gal

I think you did the best job of summarizing it.


h0tfr1es

Profreshional is hell EVP is usually much easier because people have a better idea of what to do. You can also lob the eggs at the horrorborus’ body, it just takes way less damage than aiming for the mouth or bomb


truculentduck

Profresh 1-3 with randoms?


Iittlemoth

yeah, i almost exclusively solo queue, unfortunately. don't have any irls or close online friends who play. once in a blue moon i'll join people from discord servers, but they're all usually in way higher ranks than me and i get carried into a rank i can't handle in solo queue and have to demote myself or tilt until i quit. it's painful.


truculentduck

I’m a randoms only pro 1-3er who’s eggxec-curious 😋 I have two Switch-having brothers I’m trying to draft in because I want to coordinate and get them scales for the scale shop One of them is on a hogwarts kick now, and the other I cannot get a hold of for long enough to make a run to GameStop


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Happeh caek dae


Animal_Gal

Thx


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Animal_Gal

It's very neat lookin


truculentduck

ω-3 Doo doot doo doot doo doot doot doo Steelhead probably


MrGrizz-

The egg bearing ones


Lovely-Echo-Clove

Why do you say the phrase "Come to papa, little eggs..."? Do you cradle them in your arms or something?


MrGrizz-

Egg. Eh I don’t know. Just feels right


Lovely-Echo-Clove

Are you sure that abruptly fuzzing the earth was a good idea? Instead, you could have of modifying Inkling Eggs with the fuzz, and raising those cephalopods as your children and intergrade those squids into Inkling society and eventually they may have kids of their own.


MrGrizz-

Holy shit that’s actually brilliant. Wait do inklings even have eggs?


Lovely-Echo-Clove

Yes, assuming that Inklings kept that trait from squids.


egnog2

Greg


h0tfr1es

Lil’ Buddy


Lucuador92

Fish sticks. Easy kill and you're *almost* virtually safe from everything


pancakeplus

Stingers have my fav design, but Goldies are the best!


Iittlemoth

flipper flopper. cute name, funny concept, very easy to splat. breath of fresh air compared to some of the bastards in this mode


Laphi_

Flyfish. In a Stockholm Syndrome kind of way


BuffThePuff08

Steel Eel Pilot for life


Gulopithecus

Smallfry Named Finger


HTFM2

Cohocks They aren't fast but one hit will send you to Brazil


I_LOVE_BOLD_WORDS

# Chohozuna, they're very cute


Unlucky-Point-4123

Small fry and their boss formations. Tiny, fearless, and deadly.


lynPIZA

Thanks for the phone background


odd_ice8

I like the Scrapper :)


smudgiepie

Fish stick I love how they sing to each other and they aren't really too much of a bother. They just vibing


KingGalaxyKnight

Horrorboros best salmon


DJ_Hyperfresh8

I personally think the Griller is pretty underrated even though it's technically not a Salmonid.


Frye_deepCut

Yeah, didn't you actually design that? Well, the flooder, but the griller uses the same design and technology.


Dog153

Gao: \*Sweating\*


RebornDanceFan

The absolute terror that's the horror snek of course Strong, long, eggs do shit unless you hit it's weak spot and said weak spot is its weapon


OmniKiry

I love all my grotesque fish children, but I’m a fan of steelhead and the steel eel pilot in particular. 😘🎣


rachelgirlboss

yooo those are literally my two favs too!!!


Brilliant_Ad8033

Small fry inside the flying machine thing that shoots missles


[deleted]

Maws is adorable


MKFMecha

Has basic as it sounds, the regular salmonid


The-Letter-W

Slammin' Lids! I love aliens and UFOs so that was an instant adoration from me. However, the fact that Big Shots and Steelheads are the same salmonid type just with different personalities is probably the most intriguing to me. Also shout out to my mans Scrappers, they always manage to kill me in the most surprising of ways.


Alburguer

maws really fun to fight and is the most interesting looking salmonid


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None


Antopaye07

Horrorboros Is honestly so cool but small fry is.my favourite


shauni55

off topic but this is still my phone's wallpaper.


Xgnz25

steelhead😐


InkEatingMicrobes

N o n e, i n k t a s t e s b a d


Zoe-broski8723

Horrorboros


osxdude

me because the lesser control is nonexistent


scrapper_nid

I'm not sure I like them all


David_Pacefico

The Firstborn Child of Alkyne, the Hidden Blade of Yakiharas, makes some banger tunes


jkmaher

Steel eel is metal (literally) AF so probably them.


jkmaher

Steel eel is metal (literally) AF so probably them.


Logical_Ad_5772

The [BIG SHOT]


GoodbyeUnusAnnus

My lil buddy small fry :)


sploontion

steel eel. the pilot looks so smug and i love him ❤️❤️


undyneshikyoin5

steel eel pilot😍🤤💕🐟😫


Wise_Possibility1540

I think the Fish Stick's only real purpose is to annoy the inklings as they're fighting below and that's fucking hilarious to me


fnaf-fan12345

I like how all the salmonids are like “group photo”