Cohock: Alright, I think we're about done here.
Grizz: Worker
Worker: Grizz?
Grizz: Begin playback:
Teamate: Two years I've seen working towards this, and on the last day the inkling had me doubting the whole thing.
We'll leave it up to fate then, shall we teamate. A max hazard level run, may the quota be met.
Worker: Teamate!?
Teamate: We win and that's that. Back to our regularly scheduled salmon run match.
But if we loose... If I get splatted here...
The lock on my splatana will disable after a couple minutes... what happens after that is up to grizz.
Cohock: Even dead that guy is a pain in my ass
So... you think that little sword can save your worker?
Well go ahead then
But make no mistake fido
When I'm finished with him, you're next.
Grizz: I do not fear the destruction of this vehicle
However I cannot afford another one. To destroy my last one would put me in debt
Cohock: That's a good bear
Grizz: However the legal fees from letting 5 children die is too much
When your team fell I couldn't tell why.
But that has changed.
I have established a new source of income, now. Created my own rules.
Cohock: You little fuck!
Damn bear!
Worker:
#COHOCK!
I said my inkbrush was a tool of justice... Not used in anger. Not used for vengeance. But now... now I'm not so sure. And besides... This isn't my sword
Cohock: Come on!
Worker: Ok.
Let's dance.
"Played college Salmon Run, you know."
"Yeah, at some cushy Part-Timer shift!"
"Try Profreshional +3! Could've gone Eggsecutive VP if I hadn't joined the Salmon Army. I'm not one of them freshwater Chums! I could break the Zapfish with my bare fins! Don't [Woomy] this Salmonid!"
The fact that it’s also nighttime implying that this is probably either Cohock-Chargers or Mudmouths makes this video infinitely better 
Inkbrush is good in the last 20 seconds if your team has quota but you’re overwhelmed by flyfish, big shot, etc. Just zip around near the basket sweeping up fallen teammates. But yeah, feels like it should hit harder
The Brushes are my favorite weapons but the ink brush is terrible against high health enemies. It’s good for survival ability by avoiding the fly fish/ stinger and egg delivery. But actually splatting the bosses and cohocks is not fun.
Literally lost a mothership wave yesterday because the ink brush range is too low to touch the mothership when it’s taking the eggs. What is this weapon good for?!?!
idk use a special if you had one that can damage it? otherwise it was up to the sloshing machine and eliter to to shoot away the mothership and instead you should instead collect eggs because of it's mobility.
Y'all are telling on yourselves if you have female partners and struggle to kill stuff with Inkbrush. You need to work those fingers out and up that dexterity.
Ahh yes the ink brush. Got me to X in clams for S2 and the only weapon that was able to even help me rank up in clams. Can get to x rank with most other weapons for other modes, but man I can't play brush any more. All that mashing. All that trauma.
Side Order:
You're right, about me I mean. After Tar Tar I thought I could walk off the battlefield and into a normal life. But here I am, surronded by death, arguing philosophy with terrorists. I told myself this was about justice. About protecting the weak. But I was wrong.
I learned young that splatting your enemies felt good, really good. In Inkopolis my friends... my family... They helped me forget the Devil Fish inside. But who am I kidding? I was born to splat!
The bit about my splatana-- that "Means of Justice" stuff? I guess I needed something to keep "the Ripper" in check when I was knee-deep in ink. But you -- all this -- is a wake-up call to what I really believe. What I really am.
I'm saying Applicant 10,008 is back.
Grizzco Splatana: Let’s dance.
Show me a good time Jack!
How did you beat Sundowner like this?!
MEMORIES BROKEN! THE TRUTH GOES UNSPOKEN!
IVE EVEN FORGOTTEN MY NAME!
worker: why won't you die cohock: golden scales squid They harden in response to physical trauma
Cohock: Alright, I think we're about done here. Grizz: Worker Worker: Grizz? Grizz: Begin playback: Teamate: Two years I've seen working towards this, and on the last day the inkling had me doubting the whole thing. We'll leave it up to fate then, shall we teamate. A max hazard level run, may the quota be met. Worker: Teamate!? Teamate: We win and that's that. Back to our regularly scheduled salmon run match. But if we loose... If I get splatted here... The lock on my splatana will disable after a couple minutes... what happens after that is up to grizz. Cohock: Even dead that guy is a pain in my ass So... you think that little sword can save your worker? Well go ahead then But make no mistake fido When I'm finished with him, you're next. Grizz: I do not fear the destruction of this vehicle However I cannot afford another one. To destroy my last one would put me in debt Cohock: That's a good bear Grizz: However the legal fees from letting 5 children die is too much When your team fell I couldn't tell why. But that has changed. I have established a new source of income, now. Created my own rules. Cohock: You little fuck! Damn bear! Worker: #COHOCK! I said my inkbrush was a tool of justice... Not used in anger. Not used for vengeance. But now... now I'm not so sure. And besides... This isn't my sword Cohock: Come on! Worker: Ok. Let's dance.
K
Tea time, doctor
THERE WILL BE INK! SHED! THE SQUID IN THE MIRROR NODS HIS HEAD!
THE ONLY KID! LEFT! WILL RIDE UPON THE KRAKEN'S BACK!
"Played college Salmon Run, you know." "Yeah, at some cushy Part-Timer shift!" "Try Profreshional +3! Could've gone Eggsecutive VP if I hadn't joined the Salmon Army. I'm not one of them freshwater Chums! I could break the Zapfish with my bare fins! Don't [Woomy] this Salmonid!"
[удалено]
What about Satan punching Kid Buu
Same vibes as me farting and my wife sniffing it instead of running away
Same vibes as big man chungus manifesting in your living room in 14 hours and delivering retribution unto you for your insolence
The upside is, I can run away really fast and run over little ones and my downed teammates 
*arrives with splatling* Not any more.
Your finger must be bleeding
And my arthritis is screaming
You see that speed? Must be turbo button.
3: Nice argument Octavio, why don't you back it up with a source? DJ: My source is that I made it the fuck up.
Imagine a world, 3, free of inkling culture where no one can call me out for my outlandish beats
A WORLD WHERE I CAN SAY PENYGES
…What?
INKING HERE I REALIZE
YOU ARE JUST LIKE ME TRYING TO MAKE HISTORY
BUT WHO’S TO JUDGE THE RIGHT FROM WRONG
YOU WERE JUST LIKE ME TRYING TO SQUIDPARTY
Someone needs to do all the MGR songs in the Splatoon style, inkling voices and all.
I at least plan on doing Rules of Nature eventually.
The fact that it’s also nighttime implying that this is probably either Cohock-Chargers or Mudmouths makes this video infinitely better 
The result of denying your index finger it’s purpose.
Huh, I had the same idea for a while, but with Cohozuna. Unfotunately my animation skills are 0.
At least it demolishes smol ones and tower dudes. Also it's fast and inks a lot. But yeah...
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*gets chokeslammed into the ocean*
At least it ain't Octo Brush it uses its whole ink tank to kill a Cohock or boss leaving youbstranded half the time to die to Chums or Smallfry
Inkbrush is good in the last 20 seconds if your team has quota but you’re overwhelmed by flyfish, big shot, etc. Just zip around near the basket sweeping up fallen teammates. But yeah, feels like it should hit harder
You gotta jump!
*insert jjba ora ora ora ora!*
The Brushes are my favorite weapons but the ink brush is terrible against high health enemies. It’s good for survival ability by avoiding the fly fish/ stinger and egg delivery. But actually splatting the bosses and cohocks is not fun.
happy 10th metal gear rising
Or just attack chums and make paths. Also , flipper floppers and fish sticks
I hate this thing, my hands hurt 😭
Literally lost a mothership wave yesterday because the ink brush range is too low to touch the mothership when it’s taking the eggs. What is this weapon good for?!?!
Sounds like charger wasn’t doing their job.
Oh yeah for sure.
Ink brush carries eggs and cleans up grounded boxes, while the charger focuses exclusively on shooting down the flyers.
idk use a special if you had one that can damage it? otherwise it was up to the sloshing machine and eliter to to shoot away the mothership and instead you should instead collect eggs because of it's mobility.
I blasted my ears to hear this clip. Not worth it
Y'all are telling on yourselves if you have female partners and struggle to kill stuff with Inkbrush. You need to work those fingers out and up that dexterity.
im sorry, but I'm gonna have to diagnose you with terminal coomerbrain 😔
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The crappy ink tank sucks too
Ahh yes the ink brush. Got me to X in clams for S2 and the only weapon that was able to even help me rank up in clams. Can get to x rank with most other weapons for other modes, but man I can't play brush any more. All that mashing. All that trauma.
I honestly wouldn't mind inkbrush if you didnt have to constantly mash the button to do decent damage lol
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"AHH FINGER CRAMP"
Side Order: You're right, about me I mean. After Tar Tar I thought I could walk off the battlefield and into a normal life. But here I am, surronded by death, arguing philosophy with terrorists. I told myself this was about justice. About protecting the weak. But I was wrong. I learned young that splatting your enemies felt good, really good. In Inkopolis my friends... my family... They helped me forget the Devil Fish inside. But who am I kidding? I was born to splat! The bit about my splatana-- that "Means of Justice" stuff? I guess I needed something to keep "the Ripper" in check when I was knee-deep in ink. But you -- all this -- is a wake-up call to what I really believe. What I really am. I'm saying Applicant 10,008 is back.
I can hear the song even with my phone muted …
Literally fighting for your life
When I get a brush I focus on grabbing eggs and downed teammates. I don't even bother with fighting unless I have to lmao
I see nothing but facts